>boot up game
>american level
>every npc including civilians are armed to the teeth and quick to anger
>no food or health packs to be found, need to resort to eating hp depleting junk or grinding in game currency for hours to get healed
>need to face enemies of every race and creed, no way of having just a few generic dudes
>turns out the real boss of this level is miles away in some desert area, these guys just blindly do their bidding
>after level is over need to buy dlc as a tip, and then a clapping sound occurs
Boot up game
Daniel Mitchell
Jaxson Brooks
>boot up game
>play it
>have fun
Caleb Carter
>boot up game
>Iceland level
>fail because you get aborted
Angel Sanchez
>pick American character
>can't use any gears
Levi Ross
>europoor level
>praise allah music plays in the background
Connor Sullivan
>American level
>no food
Hahahahaha okay
Charles Nguyen
perfect for speed runners
Jacob Jackson
>thinking american food is edible
Christopher Scott
I drive a manual with more horsepower than your shitty little peugot can handle.
Lucas Morgan
>american level
>everyone but women have guns
>everyone is shooting guns randomly
>you don't even need a suppressor, you can use loud guns and guards don't care
>can gain entrance to restricted areas by merit of having the most kustum shoota around
Thomas Long
Yeah this thread should turn out well
Chase Anderson
>communist level
>no food
Cameron Cook
there are more guns in america than people, the women have guns too
Jaxon Ward
>worldwide level
>no food
Adrian Roberts
>eating food instead of being on a 100% liquid diet
Tyler Hill
>American chapter
>Detroit section has gunfights around every corner
>Lousiana swamp level has cannibal rednecks high on meth with gator familiars
>Alaska level is a frozen wasteland where the final boss is a giant bear
Adrian Morgan
>bong level
>need to avoid trucks zooming by every street
Tyler Turner
>Go on online forum dedicated to game
>People obsess over the America level like it's the only level in the game
Blake Cruz
based Iceland
Isaiah Morris
>consuming any food or liquids instead of absorbing solar energy
Noah Brown
>Florida level
>it's always random every playthrough
>the layout, the enemies, and even the rewards are random
Cooper Fisher
>africa level
>overthrow the local government with ease since everyone is too lazy to fight back
Liam Cruz
>not talking about the superior Canada level
Ian Brooks
Nice wholesome post
Isaiah Thomas
>Muslims also keep trying to rape your female party members while the law enforcement turns a blind eye to it
Mason Scott
>Mexican level
>Mariachis everywhere
>No one says "wey"
Hunter Hernandez
>America is a fun l4d style shooter but its difficulty with health items make it roguelike
>Europe is Dark Souls, you have to struggle to find good equipment and weapons against well armed enemies, the grind to get good items is ridiculous
Nolan Jones
That's because people like Jimbob know different guns are suited to different tasks. Nogun women and cucks try to call officer Jimbob to make the scary homeless man in their trendy neighborhood go away.
Thus woman=nogunz
Christopher Gomez
Just imagine how high that number could grow
Josiah Richardson
>wholesome
>>>/reddit/
Matthew Ramirez
>africa campaign
>way too many factions, both local and foreign
>every mission the various factions play musical chairs with alliances.
>the only constant is that the hippos are not on your side.
Elijah Hill
>Canada level
>try to use your gun
>no gun license
>try to play a fishing minigame
>no fishing license
>you notice your premium pre-order pet isn't with you
>no dog license
>try to do mining minigame for money
>oops no mining allowed
>pipelines are fine though obviously
>miner and indian npc types are now hostile
>at least hp recovery is free