Thing that looked nice and friendly was actually evil

>thing that looked nice and friendly was actually evil

Is there a more annoying indie game cliché?

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Yes but only slightly more annoying
>SAVE THE WORLD AND KILL SATAN HIMSELF USING THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE
Every
Fucking
Time

that's just jrpg's tho

>game is about social anxiety and/or depression

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>Using oil for pancakes
FUCKING WRONG

Women

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Literally made for Latin American cock.

These robots are looking promising but quite out of the uncanny valley yet

absolute perfection

I'm assuming you're latin american?

What kind of retard doesn't use oil for pancakes?

No, Satan is usually you're ally in jrpgs

All of them, they're meant to be cooked on a hot nonstick surface.

dude what if
dude listen
what if
listen to me dude
what if you
was actually
what if you was the villain the entire tiem
bruh
that would be so sick
how come no one has don that before

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She looks like she fuck black guys

>making thread just to share his HILARIOUS image

but feminists told me women like this dont exist

We're actually supposed to do that IRL though

Whom?

Yes.
>You Strike the final blow into the evil demon, reflecting on your entire quest, all the characters you met, all the times you had
>You then wake up in a normal looking bedroom, the devs open the door, walk in, look at the camera
>”Let me tell you why this game's plot didn’t matter at all because it was just a euphemism for mental illness”

>The game is self aware its a game and goes meta

I'm American so yes.

There’s only 2 games that have ever done this right:
>LISA
>Nier

ssunbiki

And what’s funny is they both offer a different perspective on the same story really, despite ending the same way.

Plus, they never really imply that your actions are entirely unjustified and that the only winning move was not to play. What sets it apart is that by the time the player realizes, they can’t tell where it all went wrong...

>brads the bad guy

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See:

What makes you think she's not faking it like pretty much all women who post videos like that?

If you don't use butter they don't flip though

>still implies brads the bad guy

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Kek

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I like Pyre because all the cute friendly companions that would ordinarily be either evil for LE TWEEST or annoying turned out to just be cute and friendly.

Yes they do, don't cook them at high heat, generally have something really wide and flat for cooking them user.

Neither LISA nor Nier have you play as the villain. They are both good games exactly because they are so grey, there is no right or wrong, no villains and certainly no heroes.

Nah, you kill god, not Satan in jrpg

Grey morality is overrated

Whats the original?

So is your mom

LISA makes it clear that Brad fucked up and was being evil at the end.
It was unironically the The Last Of Us ending done right

Trannies shouldn't be allowed on the internet.

You mean like every enemy in Mario? One of the biggest selling game franchises of all time?

Its more annoying how their fans think indie projects are immune to any criticism

Alright lemme clarify. I don’t think Brad is the bad guy, hell, Austin said he’s not, but was there any good guys in Olathe?
...any that weren’t Terry?

Enter a warehouse full of crates with a catwalk...gee I wonder what will happen next..

Guess all of /ck/ and Yea Forums needs to go

That fucking Goat from Delta Rune is going to do this, I swear to god. It's so obvious yet he's so good at selling the pansy shit.

Actually got a lel from me

Rando was the nicest person in the world

No one denies the existence of corsets.

Furi too

MORE

Rando didn't nothing wrong, fuck Buddy (please), fuck Buzzo, and FUCK LISA

Delicious flat pancakes!

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>twitter offtopic thread

you mean creppes?

Fucking virgins

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Toby just banks on people liking his characters or thinking they are deep so of course he is going to do stuff like that. One character is going to be le depressed and another one is going to be confused on who they really are, just watch

>berry juice going in separate directions, not all one direction as if she flipped the pancake and found it this way
she spent minutes working on this with her spatula. i hate women

I only care if they're delicious user.

Did she use half a stick of butter or did that mutt seriously use a cup of oil to make her pancake?
Also
>putting blueberries on the grill in the first place
Cant cook, certainly cant sit and look pretty, fucking hell just put her out of her misery already.

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Is that perhaps a webm of your mother?

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>watched a girl make pancakes once
>she scraped at it from every angle and direction with the spatula
Disgusting.

Want me to make you some user?

>that much oil
Women suck at cooking.

Not even just that, if you actually read the intro and think about it, it's obvious:
>new castle/beam of light appears at the edge of the kingdom
>you start...at the edge of the kingdom and work your way in
>at the edge where you start, there's a castle. and a lone goat who lives there.
>yfw you're helping the bad guy wipe out the pre-existing kingdom to take over because two beams can't co-exist

>what's that? a picture is worth a thousand words
>that must mean I need to plaster as many words as possible on my picture
why do faggots do this shit? just post the image, it will do a better job of telling the story then your dumbass

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Not all women. Just the ones who feel the need to take pictures of thr shit they cook for twitter and instagram.

>thing that looked nice and friendly really was nice and friendly
Fucking boring

There's a difference between genuinely nice and friendly, and so nice and friendly that it's an obvious ruse.

It's not just indie. Ratchet & Clank 2 used this as their entire shitty plot. The storyline of that game pissed me off so badly.

>someone posts on twitter screencap
>millennials think that represents an entire demographic
I know boomers fucked it up by not putting any effort in educating you, but holy shit, aren't you a generation of dysfunctional autists.

>instagram model

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and kids cartoons now I remember. EVERY TIME.

You can literally see the face filter popping in and out.

Fairly Odd Parents had the whole episode with the rabbit things

Jimmy Neutron had the twonkies

Lilo and Stich had a billion of these

It's all just gremlins

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It's your own fault for taking it seriously in the first place. Saving the world with the power of friendship is just an excuse to create a world to travel in and do stuff in, which is fun.