Yeah

Bazinga!

>The Duke you love can't exist in this climate.
Pretty much
It's a deathwish for your company if you develop a new douk game.

This, why would anyone expect a bunch of creepy betas, trannies, and literal cucks to write a good Duke. Just forget about it.

isn't ion maiden just female duke.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q3QSWZxXoug

He's just gonna be a cameo character in some game. I doubt he is gonna get his own game

Fuck it just go all in and make a fem duke counterpart. Make it a game about two buff boomers shouting 80s one liners and falling in love

>"Suck my phat clit! That's right men can have vaginas, gender is on a spectrum FUCK YEAH vote democrat"
Fortnite is over

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Borderlands 3 DLC character

Going to be borderlands 3 for the epic store. Also, anything happen to randy yet regarding the USB drive?

>"I am Duke Nukem! It is very important that we accept transsexuals, gay people and other members of the LGBT community into society, there is no place for hatred, homophobia and intolerance in the year 2019! Also women are equal to men and can do everything just as well as men. In fact women could easily defeat me in 1v1 combat!"

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Women are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want. Men have to walk on eggshells because of toxic masculinity or some shit.

>SJW Nuke
The meltdown from this is going to be amazing

>"It's time to drink soilent and vote for Hillary Clinton. And I'm all out of soilent."

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He's gonna be fine, Duke is supposed to thrive off controversy

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Honestly I want to know if it's possible to write Duke in a way that pleases modern sensibilities without completely betraying his original character.

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What if they just release the Duke Nukem Forever 2001 build like everyone wants?

Bulletstorm for Switch

>soilent

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>If they got id software on it a Duke game could be hot
what in the fuck makes you say that

>literally just Borderlands 1+2 for switch and Bulletstorm for Switch

The butthurt from people wanting Borderlands 3 will be immense

>tfw

Easy. Write in a female soldier/commander character that fights alongside Duke. Then towards the end of the game she starts to hit on him a little, but Duke says:
>"Sorry, but I only fuck chicks I don't respect."

If they just made a good, modern shooter similar to DOOM and then added some idiotic voice lines the game could be really fun.

>"And fuck Drumpf!"

>"Nobody can defeat me! Except women, if a strong woman attempted to fight me she would win easily."

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>investor meetings last year talking about AAA gearbox sequel
>big ass 3 on the sign
Hmmm....okay retard. I will take your word

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I hope not

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Same

They will give it the Ash vs Evil dead treatment and give Duke a mexican and female Jewish sidekick to show how out of touch he is

pretty much

What are chances of it being a good version of what forever tried or is it gonna be tongue in cheek with Duke being portrayed as a beer gutted loser who is a walking trigger warning?

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>Duke a mexican and female Jewish sidekick to show how out of touch he is

fml

>This thread
Why are /pol/tards so ridiculous. Political shit isn't what will make a new duke game bad, it's that gearbox fucking sucks. I'd rather have Duke be a-political (and most things anyways, does everything have to be political now days?) and still maintain his egotistical action hero persona. However, I'd rather have a FPS game with non linear level design, fun gadgets, fun guns, and well designed enemies.

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Gearbox is fucking crap unfortunately. Hell, they released that half-assed Duke Nukem 3D: World Tour game on PS4 and Xbox One and both versions suffer from an incredibly stupid bug that causes duke to run faster than normal if you aim up while moving (among other issues). It was fixed on PC aeons ago, but they've completely ignored the console versions because it would cost too much to patch. Gearbox is a company that wants to make as much money as possible while putting in as little effort as possible, and anything they touch turns to shit because of it.

Okay who used the monkey paw to wish for Douk to come back.
Duke Nukem can't exist anymore.

it's not possible. you have to approach duke nukem with a 90s mindset. any attempt to poke fun at contemporary memes or pop culuture references will be awkward and cringey and that's because nothing good in terms of pop culture has come out in the past 20 years.

Wait, is that...
No, it fucking can’t be. I gotta be just seeing shit right?

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>I don't like this, therefore these people are /pol/!

doom 2016 was shit

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Okay, little Jimmy

>Your actions killed 47 innocent people. Someone has to pay for your crimes, Duke. Who's it gonna be?

>“I’m thinking...”
>Walker gets sliced in half by Duke with a big ass sword
>”You need to blow all this sorrowful shit right out your ass...”

out of all studios ea acquired and killed, gearbox wasn't one of them
how unfortunate

Whatever this game is there is one thing we can be sure of. It will be a looter shooter. Hell watch Duke not even be a playable character but an NPC

BALLS OF...
wait sorry
PANTS OF COVERING

If all we need is a female protag for a free pass, then I guess I don't mind playing as a girl.

If they made Duke's shit talking really politically correct on easy mode then on all the other difficulties he's as offensive as he can be no journo would ever know and they'd get away with it

He spelled it that way for a reason.

>tfw Homeworld is still clinging on life support in Gearbox's clutches
I can't stand this pain

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lol these are all great

Long thought People Can Fly doing a Duke game would make a ton of sense

persecution complex.

Should've stayed where he was

>Darn, those alien b-words are gonna pay for shooting up my environmentally friendly bicycle.

Fuck yeah I bet it's gonna be an EPIC exclusive too, they have the best games. THE BEST.

you just had to go full /pol/, didn't you ya fucking troll?

Go back to your discord, tranny.

Duke being in Bulletstorm was just him dimension hopping again
>everyone treated him like grey
>he only realized he's in another universe later on
It was a weird type of experience, but it fits his character to a T.

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Easy (You)'s by perma triggered retards.

>Dante came home
>Halo coming to PC
>Sonic Mania brings back 2D with a 9/10
>Mega Man came back
>Crash and Spyro got remakes
>Puzzles games are at their peak
>Duke Nukem might come back
>So many boomer fan favorites are in Ultimate
>GOW and Red Dead 2
>Nintendo released a successful home console since the Wii
>Emulators are peaking in performance even when ROMs are attacked

Add to the list bros, last 3 years honestly been the best things to happen in Vidya since the dark age of muddy shooters. If you for some reason hate this you are a faggot who didn't like games to begin with.

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>>Duke Nukem might come back
This is not a good thing, given the hands it's in.

>Jet Set Radio 3 might happen

I think so yeah.
God that game would have been so much better if it wasn't designed for consoles.

Duke Nukem confirmed for Quake Champions

Better not be Duke Nukem Forever 2, i would be fucking pissed.

>buy new Duke Nukem
>start it up
>cut scene begins
>hell yea old Duke is back he is even talking about hot chicks
>before cutscene ends it shows that Duke was turned into a woman due to some new gender bending weapon
>Duke Nukem's mission is to turn back into a man and a long the way he learns about the struggles of being a woman in Los Angeles
>at the end he decides to stay a woman because being a man is boring and decides he might try another gender eventually

>tfw no amount of dick surgery can remove your Y chromosome

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OBSESSED

You can also only carry 77% of the ammo you could carry as a guy

Holy fuck I didn't think anyone remembered

Randy?

Yeah how could they ever appease an incel?

>You walk through LA and suddenly a man on the street calls you beautiful
>You call the police on him
>You head over to /r/TwoXChromosomes to tell this story to your fellow women

It would be a great game.

Stop with your toxic masculinity please

Doomguy, Ranger, and Duke all in the same game would be pretty amazing. As long as Gearbox doesn't write the lines

>incel

It is time to return to Discord, Sarah

>dragons dogma 2 almost certain
>vtmb either getting a remake or a sequel

Duke Nukem as the MC in Borderlands 3

Kickass

I mean, it's really not that hard. Remove the "giving money to strippers" part of 3d and it'd be mostly fine.

It's specifically Duke Nukem Forever that would never work and that game sucked anyway.

See the dialogue of 3d here.

dukenukem.fandom.com/wiki/Quotes_(DN3D)

There are only a couple of quotes that would be any issue nowadays.

I was onboard up through "Femduke" at least. It could be fun for a game.

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I think most fans want that. We're just worried the dev will use Duke to soapbox about "toxic masculinity" and "orangeman bad".

That would probably just turn into "I clapped" the game

Fuck you, Gearbox. You murdered Duke Nukem + Aliens. Fuck off.

Even giving money to strippers isn't even all that ridiculous, games like GTA and Yakuza do it all the time now

user, white knightery is fucking retarded to claim on an anonymous board.

I'd imagine there is, but I wouldn't trust Gearbox with that.

Is the PC version that bad?

I played it on console and liked it. Now that I'm on PC, I've been going back and replaying a lot of my console titles.

kek, I am expecting that. Also I won't be surprised if they make Duke bisexual.

even duke 3D was full of "I clapped" shit desu
"I guess he didn't Escape from LA!"

>"Damn, those aliens bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride. But you know who aren't aliens? Undocumented migrants. You're all welcome here!"

>t. Shit taste

Would ironically be funny if Duke said these things.

nobody liked the game

Here's your (you)

>female duke
Oxymoron.

I would actually buy an fps that had an over the top aggressive polically correct character that's over compensating or doing it sarcastically but never drops the act

I sort've like the idea of Duke Nukem quantum leaping around like Scott Bakula. He could improve the lives of a bunch of geeks that lack any and all confidence .

That or fuck hot alien chicks as payback for the aliens taking his babes.

>I've balls(female) of steel!

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Technically it was Konrad who said the line

i want another brothers in arms game godDAMNIT

>Gearbox

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How so? Duke in 3D wasn't really sexist, there aren't any real women for him to objectify. The strippers are fake.

Why not neither?

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It's just going to be a "Greatest" Hits Hero Shooter from the trendchasers who brought you Battleborn the MMOFPSMOBARPG

>Duke in 2019

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Someone see if John St. John or whatever his name is is on Cameo

>Gearbox
Stop supporting this evil piece of shit company.

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Yeah if only Bombshell didnt suck.

Ion Maiden is coming out, I think.

>"sending thoughts and prayers to the victims of this alien invasion. Would do something about it but I'm in a no gun zone and breaking the law ain't cool"

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>implying they have the balls to release a proper Duke Nukem game in the current year.

>Wolfenstein got a decent reboot with TNO
>DOOM was a great reboot/sequel
>Quake Champions is meh, but the foundation is there
>Duke is forever stuck in hell
feels bad

Ion Maiden just had an update not long ago, so yeah, seems like it.

>"I don't need to receive a blowjob from hot women. Instead I will give a blowjob myself to antoher man, it's not weird, homosexuality is completely normal in 2019!"

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>Duke is forever
heh... forever... heh... remember the wait?...

Neck yourself land whale

>new game is called Duke Nukem Eternal

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