He was so outspoken about his hate for the PS3 and Windows 8

I feel sadness for people who believe these cringe tier baits

>What does he even do anymore besides collect money and not give a fuck?

I don't blame him desu the world has gone to shit in the last decade in many ways

It looks so doughy like a giant tit

>yfw gabe will die in your lifetime from something obesity related

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>get eye transplants
>see that the world is shit
>become depressed and shit yourself
I cry every time

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He truly looks in pain from his weight.
Damn that heart attack isn't far away I tell ya

How is it a bait?

because is so fake it almost gave me cancer
there's no effort put into making it passable
and people believe it
probably americans

Lmao that's an actual email

Literally plays dota 2 bot matches 24/7

sure it is my autistic friend

If you are overweight, do not humiliate yourself by wearing your pants like this. No-one wants to see your front-butt hanging out of your shirt just so you can fool yourself into thinking you can wear pants that are too small. You can either look like a well-dressed fat man or a fat man in denial. You don't fool anyone but yourself when you do this.

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Linux and hookers, as it should be.

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Left looks horrible though. And I bet it would sting in the nuts

why don't just be normal? why do you have to be FAT

Left is literally the denial option and it fucks with your stomach.

>T. poorly dressed fatties

Why would you dress well if you're fat? You are already completely undesirable and no one cares how you look because you look like shit no matter what. Fat people are clowns and society has accepted them as such. No one gives a fuck and women break eye contact as fast as their reflexes allow them to.

Instead of worrying how you can still look decent as a fat human being take that shame you feel every breathing moment and lose weight.

If you are a fat person who has to interact with society I expect you to at least meet the bare minimum expectation for how to properly dress yourself. If you dressed and acted like a total slob when you were fat I am not going to forget just because you lost weight.

>caring that much about what another man does or doesn't wear
You are a full blown homo

Hes maining a new hero

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You sound like a very petty and pitiful person. If a fat and slobby person changed into a slender and well behaved and well dressed one the only thing I would feel is respect.

You sound like one of these whining social media landwhales. Sure, blame every problem you get on the evil society that hates fat people. I mean by now every third person is already fat anyway, but someone it's still the evil thin people that bully your minority and turn you into a loser.

Is Gabe actually autistic?

If Gabe Newell lost weight do you think that would stop people from posting the webm of his front butt? Did people stop joking about Kevin Smith's +++++ sized jorts when he lost weight? No. You do not have to wear trendy designer fashions but the very least you can do is wear your correct clothing size even if you have accepted that you are not an attractive weight.

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source: your ass

Does he play any games besides his own?

>threw shit at Win 8
>Win 10 is worse

Look at that belly, look at it bounce, it's fucking glorious. Half Life 3 confirmed!

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He was right about consoles though. Consoles' shit hardware was the reason of brown&bloom shooters with 40 fov.

It's an entity on its own

That's not what I said at all you illiterate fuck. What I said is that there is no point for fat people to dress well since they are disgusting and undesirable anyway. Rather than focusing energy on dressing better you should lose weight.

Being fat is not a fixed state and therefore doesn't need to be treated with the same generosity and goodwill that you would use on a person with permanent disadvantages.

The weight of it actually makes his head rock like a piece of wood in the sea

Do you know how many have fat partners? Hell half of western humanity is fat and most real people look pretty shit anyway. But whatever, walk around like someone dressed as garbage bin and blame everyone else for not falling in love with you.

yea

There is nothing wrong with what Gabe wears. A pair of jeans and a shirt, no one will blame him for that combination and he doesn't need to wear his pants up his neck like you suggested either.

How pathetic must a person be to be offended by plain clothes? We are not talking about wearing outrageous shit that makes you stand out but just a plain pair of jeans and a shirt that could be a tad longer.

He says he's been playing the RE2 remake

That is good.

But did he even play Mario Oddysee or Glaxy? How about RDR2 or Breath of the Wild and God of War?