Why is Phil Spencer so BASED?
Other urls found in this thread:
Too bad he doesn't actually have any games to play.
>When everybody plays, we all win.
What do I win from this?
Yes I remember gaining much from this random kid playing video games.
It directly inspired a video which inspired a tweet which inspired OP's shitpost which ended up taking 2 minutes of your life as you responded to it. That's what you "win". You fuck's.
if you match against a retard with special controllers you have a better chance of winning i guess
I literally cried. I would go gay exclusively for Phil.
Bimp
Thank you, Microsoft. Thank you.
You're cutting into my playoff time, peanut. I oughta throw you in a pot with your friends. I'm that dude... I'm that baller
Not seeing the issue with this you joyless retard. Trying to stir up some fake drama about 'muh inclusivity'? I'm glad these kids can play video games, if anything. Try again, ya hoser.
No. When everybody plays, we all lose. Stop playing SHIT GAMES.
make some actual fucking games phil instead of sitting on twitter
Yeah man why isn't this disabled guy just playing with keyboard and mouse xD
9 is pretty young to start being a ghoul for a Nosferatu
I only play with my dick. Can MS do something about it?
The only winning move is not to play. MGTOW
Doesn’t the kid literally get out of his wheelchair and start doing a fortnite dance in one of those commercials?
If I was disabled I would just stay home and play video games all day just like I am now.
Wish I could beat the fucking shit out of all of you.
Kek
Yes Phil let's expose these kids with mental defects to games where you kill countless people. Definitely isn't going to affect them.
Not the same guy dumbass
Too bad you're a fucking cripple.
Kids with mental defects dont need an adaptive controller
There is a multiplicity of mental defects that have no psicological imprint.
So these are the kids I'm destroying in BFV. It's nice to put a face to the username I'm teabagging.
>mfw the commercial on YouTube has zero shitposting
I'm pretty sure they deleted comments, but still quite impressive with all the cringe in the video.
I dont think theres anything wrong with this, but whats with the stupid slogan?
God help you if you ever have some sort of cerebral paralysis out of the blue. Very disgusting.
And would you shit on that tiny bit of joy in this disabled kids life just to seem hip with the Yea Forums crowd?
Off yourself for even thinking it was worth mentioning.
How u gonna play mortal kombat with a mouse
Yeah yeah whatever here's your good boy points Phil now you can stop pretending you give a shit
Too bad you can't get up from your wheel chair
You need a slogan to get people's attention and for them to repeat it to their friends.
*Except chinese
9 and a half years old? Did the other half leave with his body?
>BASED mega corporation employee
>he works for Microsoft but he is just "like us" so Microsoft is good!
Remember this is your money.
crippled gamers rise up
Translation
When everyone (retards) plays. It's really easy to win. Retards still win because at least someone is playing with them, they finally have a friend and are less of a "forever alone" meme
He means run into you over and over with his chair. MURDER
This is wrong. When no one plays, we all win.
Stop playing video games.
At least he can always wear cool little kid pajamas his whole life.
Say that to my face, not on internet, your massive dong sucker.
Heh. The virtual reality episode was really great. I miss this show.
youtu.be
I used to play Brolylegs and OneHandedTerror online occasionally and they made me hungry to get better. Whenever I think I can't do shit I remember there is a guy playing with his mouth who is doing winning tournaments with a 5 button Chun
I don't really feel any cynicism towards this like I do for 99% of anything that doesn't benefit myself in some way. It's kinda nice to help cripples and tards play vidya.
thanks for sharing. much respect for that guy.