PLEASE

the weirdest wet dream i've ever had is when my fucking brain tries to censor shit, so i stuck my dick in a soda can and came immediately and woke up pissed off and confused, still have yet to experience an awesome sex dream cause my fucking brain wont let it happen even when i try my hardest to conjure it up

>had a dream where my own grandpa was calling me a pansy
>i didn't knew my grandpa
rude

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is this something people freak out about? When I was a kid I would look forward to my nightly rollercoaster ride as I fell asleep. In fact, I miss that feeling. Haven't felt it in over a decade.

>see the earth gets sucked in something, sun is very bright
>pop up in a alien colorful world with giant dancing creatures made out of smaller creatures
I dream every night but this dream was really something else and I never took drugs

>annOOOOooNNnn
>stoooOOP beeeinNNg aaaaA littttTTTleee BiiitttCCHH