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>not wearing the ultimate gaming tool
Not wearing the ultimate gaming tool
Jaxson Martinez
Andrew Flores
>Gamers are athletes in every respect. Their body is the tool that will allow them to be competitive! To optimize its potential, one must feel in perfect physical shape from head to toe.
is this satire?
Joshua Harris
where do you guys find this garbage?
where do you lurk where this gets shilled?
Jose Cooper
Sometimes I wonder what the marketing team behind shit like this was thinking
>"HEY GUYS!!!! GAMERS.... RIGHT?!?!"
>"HELL YEAH GAMERS LOL!! EPIC GAMER MOMENTS!!"
>"BUT WHAT IF, LIKE...."
>"Huh? What?"
>"GAMER GEAR..."
>"yeah go on..."
>"....GAMER.....SOCK!!!!!"
>*entire marketing team goes apeshit*
Landon Gomez
>programming socks
>now we have gaming socks
What about shitposting socks, are we gonna get those too? Need to be at peak physical condition to shitpost in such a highly competitive shitposting environment.
Grayson Morris
But he's right. Gamers are by definition athlethes as gaming requires physical skill no different than traditional sports.
Robert Thomas
Look at any "e-sports" thread and you will see that there are plenty of anons who believe that playing a video game is just as intense as playing in your high school state football championship game. I wonder if these "gaymur sox" are designed for persons with diabetes and help circulation.
Jose Wilson
user..I...
Jace Hall
What if they're just shitposting/doing this ironically? Can't hurt to make a couple extra bucks shitposting, right?
Jeremiah Gutierrez
more like
>chinks make a shittier version of your standard office chair, add some bright colors, and slap GAMING on it
>sell what would be an $80 office chair for $500
honestly, can't blame them for trying
Jayden Anderson
>53 people actually paid for this shit
Has to be his friends and family
Luis Jackson
>Literally just compression socks for sedentary-ass nerds that never leave their chair and have the beetus at the ripe age of 23
Jordan Young
Holy hell, they are actually diabetic socks like you get at the fucking pharmacy. Goddamn.
Christopher Turner
It's probably more like
>So guys, our consumerbase buys the most retarded shit if they think it can improve their performance
>What is the highest profit margin we can get?
>"Maybe make socks that cost us around $0.50 per pair and slap the word gaming in front of it and sell them for $20-40?"
>You're a genius user, let's do it!
Evan Sanders
>OLOLOL I'LL NEVER FALL FOR THIS TRAP HAHA
>meanwhile
Jayden Wright
Ah yes that's exactly how thermodynamics works
Christopher Bennett
To play devil's advocate; "gamers" have died due to bloodclots caused by prolonged sessions of inactivity. Wearing "diabetus socks" is obviously offputting, but with these super fancy "gamer socks", people might be more inclined to buy them.
So this product can generally save lifes. You could ask yourself if those are lifes worth saving
Alexander Barnes
These are the only gamer socks I need.
Asher Robinson
>playing with cold hands
are you even a gamer
Carter Carter
Look at this bargain price
Hudson Allen
Nicholas Gonzalez
This is why I shit on videogames now and the people that play them
Henry White
he went to shit
Jason Richardson
hey I could actually use one during winter
Evan King
But the socks didn't.
Jacob Martin
If you enjoy melted keyboard sure
Joseph Anderson
I want to be stepped on by someone wearing gamer socks!
Joshua Roberts
He better be cute
Landon Edwards
If only nature provided us some optimal blood distribution throughout millions of years of human evolution...
The socks won't help your fatass cheeto-munching american hippo ass
Dominic Green
The ultimat gaming socks are anklewarmers to keep your cut fets exposed but warm.
Dominic Allen
They figured out a way to transfer cold instead of heat? Those dudes deserve a fucking nobel prize!
Dylan Ward
post cute feet plz
Adrian Wood
Cooper Price
The only time I actually saw those was at a CS:GO major in what players said to be a rather cold venue.
Caleb Jackson
why bulli?
Isaac Nelson
>Cotton and Polyester
Shit tier sock material 0/10 would not wear.
Ethan Johnson
I've already patented a gaming G-suit, that circulates bloodflow from your feet and hands so you lazy fat asses don't die. I may even add a easy cleaning diaper attachment so you can shit in it you filthy fucking animals.
Landon Moore
I don't understand how this is possible, don't they go to the toilet? Go grab a drink occasionally? Go eat?
How the fuck do you just sit still long enough to get a blood clot?
Evan King
I use piss bottles tough my toilets are like 6 meters away
Justin Morris
You are filth.
Cooper Ross
You and I aren't so different
Kevin Sanders
>No silver threads for anti-bacteria
>No in built anti-virus
Asher Murphy
>not toeless and soleless for easy foot rubs from my bf
why would I bother?
Hudson Hill
My toilet is downstairs and I'm willing to go the distance, your toilet is 6 metres away from you and you piss in a fucking bottle.
We are very different.
Hudson Reed
do these work?
Gavin Kelly
Joseph Hall
excuse me, THESE are the ultimate gaming socks
Juan Ward
So I gave you what you wanted and you are getting angry at me, you unthankful brat?
Justin Hill
I hope you'll trip and fall in your stairs and die in your own puddle of piss
Nathan Thomas
Nah mate, those are programming socks.
Christopher Fisher
It's literally the same as using night light on Windows 10 or f.lux.
Parker Davis
They're carpeted so I'd have to be exceptionally retarded to trip, almost as retarded as you.
William Collins
back to your discord you fucking degenerate shit eating tranny.
Bentley Cox
Why the hate user? we're both fighting for the same goal, taking a piss.
Join me
Josiah Reyes
will be there trap versions available?
Lucas Cruz
for me gaming drinks
Ryder Anderson
I'd sooner piss in my own mouth than keep bottles of piss around me.
Landon Lee
MOMMY
Evan Fisher
>special combo
lmao
Adam Martin
BLACK GUYS BTFO
Sebastian Baker
Thinly veiled marketing to try and combat deep vein thrombosis in sedentary gamers.
Ryder Howard
>drink enough water to have to get up to piss fairly regularly
>actually get up to piss instead of using a bottle
>spend 5 minutes doing pelvic tilt stretches a few time a day
>don't be morbidly obese
There, no beetus bootees or DVT.
Christopher Hughes
>he doesnt go barefoot while playing videogames
explain yourself
Jordan Cook
He looks very uncomfortable.
Logan Evans
this