I had a dream last night that Juri was my boss and let me tell you something she's a fucking cunt. I did everything right and when I asked for a promotion she made me the "basement manager" and locked me underground for 2 years. Fuck you Juri.
I had a dream last night that Juri was my boss and let me tell you something she's a fucking cunt...
Did she let you lick her feet?
No she just had a habit of sitting uncomfortably close to me and hitting me whenever I "said something retarded" as she put it. All in all I would not recommend working for Juri.
What was she wearing? Her default clothes?
Yeah, her street fighter 5 outfit.
Huh. It was in a office or something?
Nobody said anything about her clothes?
And she was the only fictional character in your dream?
I'm pretty sure she was the only fictional character in the dream. Seemed more like we worked in a big warehouse than an office and the underground facility was bigger than the main area. I do remember I wasn't exactly hired I was one of many people who was forced to work there. I was given a position of some authority for going along willingly though.
Nice.
Keep us updated if you dream about this again.
Also, please, dream something lewd user, how the fuck Juri is in your dream, in a boss position and nothing sexual came of it?
Sure I'll post again if I have another dream with Juri in it. I'll make sure to proposition her for sex if I can remember no matter what horrible, horrible things she might do to me for suggesting it.
Better yet, propose marriage and don't say anything about sex. Let's see how it goes from there.
this thread sucks
The same time tomorrow tell us what you dream about
>tfw youll never have a boss that makes you lick their feet
Evey time i wake up to go to pee i have the greatest dreams ever and i always think "Man, that would make for a great story", come back to bed, sleep, and on the next morning completely forget what the epic dream was about, i should just start writing these off the moment i get up
Yeah that'll probably go over better. I'll go with that.
I doubt I'll have a continuation of last night's dream tonight but if I do I promise I will tell you about it.
Juri's feet turn me on so much, goddammit, what's wrong with me bros?
>what's wrong with me
Your fucking picture, this bitch is ugly
lel
This is literally what steven king does. You really should user
Sounds like fun
>vividly dream cool story
>'no way I forget this'
every time