Why do you hate this game?

You know Twilight Princess exists...yes?

I don't but it's overrated

Its the same with MGSV, interesting mechanics and gameplay but your stuck in a world where you will be using all your tricks on the same enemies and dungeons over and over again.

Here you go, it's infinite Ocarinas of Time

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I don't hate it though, I just don't like how they handled some of the changes and how they removed a lot of what I enjoyed about the series in favor of pursuing modern trends

people will screech at you but I feel the same way, OOT has the best balance of story/world/dungeons in a 3D Zelda coupled with it being the only game to have non-linear dungeons without sacrificing progression

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>that post
Damn I agree with all of it.

I love Wind Waker but it was the beginning of shit going downhill.

Ocarina is the KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO of Zelda

aka. right place right time no one knows why it got huge and just chooses to harp on it rather than improve upon it or deviate from its' foundations. There is a reason why people are less harsh on Majora's Mask despite being a ripoff of OOT asset wise.

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>no one knows why it got huge
lol

The truth is that WW, TP and SS were just poorly designed and balanced games that never came close to being actual OoT successors.

Now that we have the tech, I'd like to see an OoT-like Zelda with an actual overworld and physics.

I dont, I really enjoyed it

Twilight Princess just needed magic, better side quests, Wolf gameplay that was actually interesting and fun, a bit more difficulty, and it would be a better game.

I don't, it's my GotY 2017 and in my top five games of all time.

TP also needed better dungeon design, an artstyle that wasn't incredibly drab, and better music.

and I just want another Zelda 2. you've had at least 5 3D Zelda games copying OOT. I haven't got a chance

Dark Souls exists

I don't.

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Because they sat down, designed a female gerudo costume for Link, a male character, who they must have thought was too male-like so they also designed him to be excessively feminine beyond simple androgeny, then recorded a girly voice for him, then they decided "what if the game was spyro collectathon platformer garbage, but also in a shitty ubisoft world?", so they made that, then they said "what if we didn't even add dungeons lmao", so they didn't, then they thought "wow this game is empty and pointless as shit. We better shove a fuckton of facetious references to all the other Zelda games for nostalgia points and tell a gorillion lies about it so it sells", so they did, then they programmed the ability to kill dogs and programmed a killed dog to drop a hunk of raw meat that tranny link can collect, cook, and eat, then they bribed the ESRB to give it an E for Everyone rating despite overt fringe homosexual overtones and animal cruelty, then they bribed journalists to say it was the best game ever.

Thats why I HATE it.

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Just finished it. I liked it, but I didn’t absolutely love it and it’s frustrating that my two best friends act like criticism towards it is blasphemy. Just feels like it didn’t take it’s good aspects far enough. The interesting setting didn’t quite get enough story to really flesh it out. There wasn’t enough enemy variety. The shrine puzzles weren’t quite challenging enough. The slate skills kind of got used in the same ways over and over without really pushing what you could do to imagine lament them into puzzles and world exploring. Quests and shrines didn’t feel rewarding enough.

I feel like if they gave this the Majoras Mask treatment we’d end up with something really interesting.

Fresh pasta

OoT, MM, and WW are the only Zelda games that play alike. Just cause there were other 3D Zeldas doesn't mean they were like OoT. TP was a new design philosophy and much of it was carried into SS and BotW.

I don't hate it, its just not what I want for Zelda. If that's how its going to be from now on that's OK, but I'll never shut up about it.

>OoT, MM, and WW are the only Zelda games that play alike.
That's still three big games bro. Also, what exactly is so different about TP's design philosophy?

You can't put bears in the stable.

t. closet homosexual

TP doesn't play similarly at all, thats what is different. Doesn't even have a magic meter, no omnidirectional free-form shield aiming or mirror shield, instead replacing shield function with a parry, really broken sword gameplay by freely running around while slashing without footplanting, no music instrument. The list goes on.

TP only had a façade skin-deep appearance of kinda looking like OoT by merely having pointless references like re-using OoT locations, characters, or some items.

You can't kill dogs, entire argument invalid.

MM and WW are the only 3D Zeldas that play alike OoT*

This is a dog.
Inb4
>wolves aren't dogs
>foxes aren't dogs

they're wild dogs. They're not even enemies. They're not even wolfos. They're just animals and they don't have a lot of HP. Pretty much 1 attack and they're finito.

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I don't. Overall it's a pretty satisfying experience. Hopefully Nintendo improves upon the flaws (dungeon/enemy varieties, korok seeds, etc...) with the followup. It's not a classic, but a solid entry to the series at the least.

Yeah, I just took the whole thing as "this fictional character my my dick hard and that makes me mad because I'm totally not gay guys for real"

>seething brainlet onions tranny nintenigger goes straight to ad-hominem in the face of criticism against a nintendo game

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based

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>Nintendo can make the most offensive game ever and get away with it by slapping "The Legend of Zelda" on the boxart cause their market demographic are mindless consumer brainslugs

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>samefagging frog poster
It's okay dude. If it makes your dick hard, just pull it out and fap. You'll feel better in the end. It's a 2D image no one gives a fuck

But they're not dogs

>samefagging nintendo defense force shitter accusing others of samefagging

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>dogs aren't dogs
>dogs are food!

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Wolves aren't dogs, they're wolves

retarded nigger

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back to your cuckshed snoy

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>don't play game
>gf get to last boss but cant beat him
>pick up controller and one play him

that's why

I just want a Twilight Princess 2, but we can't get everything we want user because that's life.

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Wtf would a Twilight Princess 2 even be about?

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2 twilight princesses