You guys dont actually drink this stuff unironically right?

No, I drink this.

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Try other ultra flavors.

i like it.

I legitimately drink it. Ask me anything.

Enjoy your heart attack
I know I didn't enjoy mine

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regular ultra tasted fucking atrocious, can't imagine how fucking bad it would be with sweeteners instead of sugar

Unironically the best of the worst tastes when it comes to sugar free energy drinks

I drank it ironically.

Once.

it has over 300g of canffiene for bottle so no. I'm not trying to get a heart attack in my early 20s.

The iced tea+lemonade one is god tier and only 10 calories.

>falling for psy ops
Come on guys

No but I drank it as a meme a few times.

it is 160mg for that can my dude

>vice city
>san andreas
>COD4
>MW2
>WaW

baste

spotted the based schizo poster

yeah theres no calories in the sugar free you amerifat

what does the comedown feel like?

I'm literally about to crack one open right now

These drinks are actually amazing, drink at least 1 a day

Yep,not on the daily tho

it helps me get through my work shift.
nice lil boost, no sugar, no calories.

>not sugar free Red Bull
>not Bang

it’s time to move on from sips my friend

I would unironically drink it if it didn't taste like fucking makeup products. Seriously, who's even taste testing that shit?

>have coworker who drank, at the very least, two of these per shift
>usually hit 3
>months pass and he misses a week of work
>turns out he was building a massive collection of kidney stones
>Dr literally tells him to stop drinking them or his kidneys will be irreversibly damaged
>the day he comes back he has a monster in hand
I attribute it to addiction and retardation.

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Monster Energy Zero Ultra is my favorite video game

>saw those boomer memes
>realized that i identify with the general idea of a boomer
>tried out this white monster
>it's quite tasty
oh well. good job, monster energy pr department

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hes referring to the price

I have a friend as well that kidneys damn near failed because he drinks this shit, and he keeps doing it lmao..

I see this fucking everywhere and on sale too

If he doesn't drink it why is he very clearly raising one up to his lips in this pick?

You won't get kidney stones from zero calorie monster drinks

>Immediately thinks calories instead of dollars

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I drink the red ones

Yeah I also got an esophagus disease because of drinking 2-3 of these on the daily for a long time , I still drink it but 1 per day max .

Sometimes when I'm really sleepy but have to keep going, different flavours taste decently for an energy drink and it has the best price/ammount and quality ratio out of them.

32 years old boomer here, bought one can out of curiosity. It tasted like shit. I have no idea why is this even associated with boomers.

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I sometimes drink that shit before exams when I study at night

I only drink it if I'm going on a road trip or long distance drives.
pic related is best flavor

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>glossing over the overkill of minerals in the drinks
Whatever you say, Dr.

Mix with vodka and good to go.

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How do energy drinks cause kidney stones? I drink like 0,250l a day and my kidneys are ok

I had a boss that had a heart attack after binging 2 cans of C4 and a Mountain Dew Kickstart over the course of an 8 hour shift. His heart is now completely fucked and he now has mini heart attacks from time to time. He's in his 60s.

Hell no, it's expensive and it tastes like ass

>1 per day max

fucking hell dude, just drink WATER
W
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why do you have two copies of swtor, btw I found a swtor box in a donation box about a year ago and took it lol. I downloaded it digitally and just wanted the box

you can get the 12 pack at walmart for cheaper but its still close to over 1.25 a can. they taste so damn good though uggh... cant explain it, it's a gummy bear without any sugar in it? when i was on keto diet the shits were fucking amazing. helped curved sugar cravings and keep me awake.

its actually not bad. i like sour drinks / candy anyway

Why do people hate its citrus taste so much? Better than being another Red Bull clone, least its unique.

Nah, but I drink these unironically

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I drink coffee, black or iced if I'm feeling fancy.

Red Bull tastes like liquid bubble gum

this sounds disgusting

Imagine your body trying to absorb a rock. This is why calcium is better used on an empty stomach before breakfast and dinner. Your amount is probably fine.

>horse autism
You did it to yourself.

i swear they put something else in there. ive taken regular black coffee and b vitamin supplements at the same time, and it doesnt compare to a can of monster. it makes me feel more than a caffeine buzz.

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>being a waterfag
I ddon't even drink much energy drinks, but you fags are obsessed

Is that a fucking pony

>why do you have two copies of swtor

The one copy belongs to my wife. (back in 2011 she was my girlfriend)

It probably depends on your kidney issues. i had kidney stones, i think i was growing them since i was a elementary school kid, i wasn't drinking energy drinks at all back then. I got attacks and stones were removed (after roughly one week of vomiting out of pain because doctors decided that "they'll fall out on their own just wait lol"), later i drank many energy drinks because uni, now i have no issues whatsoever. Kidney stones are caused by various stuff, i think there are four different kinds of stones made of different material and you need to avoid different stuff to prevent them from forming, and then there are also other cases like mine (tightened ureter) where you get stones from something almost unrelated to your diet.

tl;dr there are many stones and drinking energy drinks won't necessarily cause them in a healthy person

just bought a 12pack of monster green tea

I used to a couple years ago when I worked retail but stopped because it was fucking with my heart.

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I used to, but preworkout powder is so much cheaper.

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Based

>Energy Drinks

Enjoy your heart and kidney problems anons. Maybe try sleeping and not eating garbage all the time, you'll feel much more energetic.

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It's the additional minerals that quadruple or quintuple your daily allowance

They taste good and help with stressful days and boredom in public transports.

I've heard sandpeople get them easier than other races.

AIn't kidney stones related to lacking water consumption?

retard

Yes. If you drink enough water everything just gets flushed out

>$250
>for 1 drink

When I buy DMC5 I'm taking a picture of Monster energy drink and a pizza. Never tried Monster, live a little faggot. Rome would be proud of us.

It helps, but you are unbalancing your acid levels in your kidneys. Not only that but the crystal structures of the minerals like to stick to one another.

absolutely based

It's usually the one that sold out first in my local convinence store.

>not doing it at launch even if you didn't have the game
shame on you

The standard Monster flavor is something different when compared to the average energy drink. not necessarily something better, but after you drink Red Bull knock off #442 its a welcome change. Monster offers a ton of variation in its energy drink line. Zero Ultra is very fruity, like some undefined citrus fruit, very sweet. Hate is unwarranted if you ask me.

The company kept sending sample giveaway teams with bigass coolers full of cans to my college every month or so. Sometimes they gave you two, usually just one. Sometimes if they were still around after the class they showed up before you could get extras.
I tried a can since it was free, couldn't even drink half the can before I was not only jittery as fuck but felt sick. Ever since then I just took the free cans and gave them to friends who did drink that shit.

who /pepsizero/ here?

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coke zero is better

Nah, I just drink regular Monster Absolute Zero monstly. Occasionally the Zero Carb Rockstars because they taste like suckers and are cheaper than Monster
Holy based those are delicious, but made me feel shitty after. I can’t take the sugar since I’m almost a 30 year old boomer.

Just take a handful of Abacus pills

Coke Zero out of the can
Pepsi Zero out of the bottle

Absolut basiert

I do and I make no apologies for it.

Pepsi max cherry is kino

YOU CANNOT KILL ME

>not drinking cheapo Eastern European energy drinks that taste like melted copper

coke zero or vanilla coke

>jelly in a squeezy bottle

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I can't drink zero anymore, I moved to regular diet for when I have to drink coke but pepsi zero is so much better
based, zero out of the bottle is amazing

Monster Rehab is the absolute patrician's choice. Shame you only get the lemon flavour in the UK and even that is very hard to find.

fuck you

Very rarely, like maybe 2 or 3 a year.

If you're a daily sipper and are looking to fuel on a budget, pre-workout powder is the next best thing outside of caffeine pills.

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The only energy drink I consume

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stop poisoning your body you amerifat retards
this shit is fucking unhealthy
>but I drink and I'm okay
because our body is really strong at not falling apart but still suffers
I tried it once and lost consciousness, smashed my fucking face on the pavement and fractured my skull (I'm 1,90cm so the fall was hard)
don't fall for the memes kids, or at least kill yourselves god I hate you

>pumping this artificial shit into your body for a caffeine hit

why do you not drink coffee you fucking degenerate?

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*sips* kidney stones yep those were the days

do you like cats that much?

What the fuck, what kind of faggot are you? Are you diabetic? Lmao

It tastes like ass, browns the teeth and you have that brown mud/sand thing at the bottom of the cup

>his frail, weak Yuropoor body couldn’t handle the sipps unlike based, virile Americhads
laughing at you

no, I'm really healthy
if you're not used to eat garbage it sometimes hit you harder
or maybe you were low that day

laughing at your 400kg of fat

Coffee tastes like burnt peanut shells.
I also can't handle energy drinks because I get jittery as fuck with even half a dose.

>tastes like ass
you can add flavoured syrups and milk to it if you want
>browns the teeth
chew gum
>you have that brown mud/sand thing at the bottom of the cup
only if you are drinking turkish coffee

>pipeline punch
Mine brethren.

I drink 2 cans of ultra red per week, usually one on Friday night and one on Saturday night
Haven't done that in a month or two though, it's just extra money I don't need to spend

>I tried it once and lost consciousness, smashed my fucking face on the pavement and fractured my skull (I'm 1,90cm so the fall was hard)
jajaja

>you need be over 16 in the UK to buy energy drinks
Not legally, it's a voluntary practice by supermarket chains to virtue signal to daily mail readers. Go to anywhere but a supermarket and you wont be ID'd.

It doesn't give you cancer.

>used to work manual labor jobs
>never needed caffeine, would get my energy just by moving around and drinking plenty of water
>now work an office job
>find myself drinking monster and coffee just to keep myself focused and to stop the existential dread from setting in
I'm not liking it bros.

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I drink it ironically.

monster tastes good

and you get more than a redbull can

>I tried it once and lost consciousness, smashed my fucking face on the pavement and fractured my skull (I'm 1,90cm so the fall was hard)

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I tried it because of the meme and I really liked it. I don't get it regularly though.

Aspartame will give you cancer which is their sugar substitute

who are you

Tea > Coffee > Energy Drinks

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Imagine having to spend money for water mixed with chemicals.

I drink it ironically but enjoy it unironically

i work a manual labour job and i still need coffee to not feel tired as shit.

Right. It destroyes your liver and fucks with your heart and pancreas :3

I drink both, energy drinks aren't to hydrate me, they are for the energy, it's in the name.

Tequila and fresh lime juice is superior, it creates the Boomer Paloma

Of course I do.

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>unironically drinking coffee
>unironically drinking energy drinks
>unironically drinking beer

And no, I'm not a muh water fag.

god this stuff is absolute drink kino, it's only got like 14 grams of sugar but it's absolutely delicious.

I've been drinking it since before it was a meme on /fit/

It's not the drink's fault you suffer from 448596 medical conditions and consumed something before consulting a physician.

Please tell me you add some jelly to these drinks

based

damn I can smell the hamburger through my screen

From what I've heard, the actual fact of ENERGY DRINK BAD shit is all connected to the fact that it's an excessive amount of caffeine.
None of the other shit in them stands out as something more toxic than any other processed drink on the market.
Sucralose is one of those sweeteners that's attacked solely because people associate it with Aspartame and other sweeteners that do have cancer risks. However, an assload of research shows sucralose is the most inert of all of them.

>pink monster

BASED

I don't because it doesn't taste good. I prefer something like powerking.

I wish more sips would go low sugar. If feels like it's either sugar free or 50 plus grams a can.

There is nothing wrong with coffee. Studies even revealed that it helps burning calories and won't mess with your heard and kidneys in moderate amount (up 3 cups a day). Energiedrinks are stupid. Beer is another league. It's for adults and nobody pushes you to drink it. I love beer and in my country is cultural approved. You won't die from beer alone, even in large amounts. It's the most harmless alcoholic drink on earth.

You're probably southern and have bad teeth.

You fucking retards. There is no aspartame in monster ultra. They mostly use erythritol with a small amount of sucralose for artificial sweetener.

Only when I play dmc

I love the peach iced tea Rockstars! Average about two a day so I can sit on my ass.

this

Aspartame is one of the most-studied food additives the FDA has ever approved: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspartame#Safety

It's safe.

I annoy my fobby Asian gf by buying it for her and making her put on wraparound sunglasses and say things like "Starcraft. Now THAT was a game" and "user. Now THAT was a big white dick."

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Kids went retarded when Red Bull came to Denmark. Last year some stores chose to sell energy drinks for people that are over 16.

>PS2 games
>actual can of monster
BOOMER CONFIRMED, SAVE US !!

I did not even say that aspartam is the sole ingridient that is bad. Nice try idiot. Read a medical book about nutrition and dietetics.

oh my fuck

shes cute

nice uh, boob grab pic

make a porn video

I actually like the taste and drink one occasionally.

Only when im playing games from 2010 and under

"Aspartame will give you cancer which is their sugar substitute"

Aspartame is not their sugar substitute. So you are plain wrong.

Nah but I like these.

this.

>tfw playing painkiller while drinking a monster zero ultra
>bunny hopping at the speed of light

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Still not the user who said that :3 i like your damage control.makes you look so fucking smart.

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But it gets you out of ketosis. If you drinked that, you fucked up.

Cutie. How'd you meet her user?

>FDA

It does none of the things you claimed it does and you will have no studies to prove it does.

>Not postironically gettin' your sips on

How does it do that?

I rather prefer cyanide before drink that forced shitty meme garbage

looks like some poofter ass limey shit

I used to, until I noticed a small bleeding in my wrist, probably caused by an increase in blood pressure and a small rupture of a vein. A lot of people have died drinking these things and I don't want to be one more so I quit them.

i don't understand how people die drinking these. coffee has more caffeine in it.

coffee makes me sleepy

caffeine has actual health benefits

but dont drink more than 1 can of this a day (ideally)

Sweeteners trick your brain into thinking it consumes sugar and it triggers the insulin response fucking up your keto.

Ah, Monster™ Energy Drink. All the sip memery at its peak had me drinking one or two a week on average, usually when I'm reading/writing/DnDing in late hours. I've cut down on it since and have maybe drank a total of one can in the past month and half.

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OUTTA MY WAY

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I only get drinks that reflect my little bratty bitch self

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Thihi. Drink on. I don't care for you. It is funny how retarded people are when it comes to food. 90% of all doesn't know shit about nutrition. Your whole life is revolves around the matter, but you are like childs telling stuff they caught up from their parents, no matter the truth. I work in that field. It stuffs my belly working with people like you. The more shit you put inside you, the more money I make solving your medical problems, caused be things like this.

Right. One can is two servings, which is about two cups of coffe. You need to drink about 75 cans on average to die as an adult.

i swear people that have adverse affects are just people with latent anxiety disorders. there is no actual way they are overdosing on caffeine.

I have a few times but usually Dr. Pepper Energy or coffee

Or drink that for X years, weaken your cardiovascular system by injecting tons of caffeine into it and then, one day, quaff like 4-5 cans of the stuff. BOOM heart attack, nigger!

That's a myth.

*crack* sippppp

Does someone debunk it? Cant find it.

You claim to know so much yet say so little. You have no studies to share because there are none, instead you resort to roleplaying.

>not buying in bulk

i laugh

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I drank them before the meme

i just got 24 for $32

Rum and coke zero is my gamer fuel, just picture this except in cheap plastic cups

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Bro, I'm literally drinking an orange one RIGHT NOW as well. Have you tried the new Green one? Kind of tastes like a Strawberry Kiwi blend, bretty gud.

They sponsored an event my company was involved with and were handing it out for free, first time I tried it and I nearly threw up

It’s fucking disgusting

It's sour green apple

lol dumb as fuck europoor

I have no source but I don't think the insulin response is tied to your taste buds.

Weird, it reminded me of this old Hansen's soda I used to taste that was similar. But now that you mention it, it does sorta taste like that.

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If you are good at something, never do it for free.
You don't want a solution, you wan't to be right. Even by force. It's ok. You can rant on as long as you want. You have your own share of problems. May I suggest you talk to someone in person about your issues?

Yes, I do.
*sips*

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>Because aspartame is carbohydrate-free, it is not expected to effect insulin levels. However, a very small study published in the July 2007 issue of "Diabetes Care" reported otherwise. The researchers studied 14 men with T2DM who were fed breakfast sweetened with aspartame, table sugar or fructose on different days, followed by rigorous exercise. The researchers observed similar increases in insulin levels with both the aspartame- and table sugar-sweetened meals.

>However, larger studies do not support this finding. For example, a study published in September 1998 in the "American Journal of Clinical Nutrition" involved administration of a large dose of aspartame -- the daily equivalent of about 20 cans of diet soda -- to 48 healthy people without diabetes for 20 days. The researchers found no effect on insulin levels. More recent research on this topic was published in the August 2010 issue of "Appetite." The researchers found the insulin levels of 14 study participants were significantly lower after eating a snack sweetened with aspartame than after a snack sweetened with sugar.

TL;DR Only one study ever had this happen and the rest of them got expected results. You need carbs to receive insulin. It doesn't happen through conditioning, otherwise diabetes would be a mental illness, but it might affect your eating pattern in a way beer does with savory foods.

You are a fool. I don't think you have researched this topic at all and that is why you do not want to supply the thread with any information.

Ya did good on the wholesale shopping but ya gotta buy during the month they have the $3 off coupon my man

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Fellas, claim your /sip/

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I'll have the odd sip now and then. I try to avoid energy drinks in general but sometimes I don't have enough time to make coffee at work so I just chug back a can of Monster to wake me up.

The red and black zero calorie ones are kino

>tfw im a nutrionist and personal chef but im obese and also got an undergrad at a sports college

I'm irony personified

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Purple is my favorite color

Every once in a while I'll sip on one though the day.

This is the most boomer vs zoomer thread ever. Kiddo get fucked

It does give you a pretty good kick of energy, but they're fucking expensive.

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>Drink 1 monster every few days
>Drink water most of the time
I'm fine, right? At least I'm not drinking 2-3 a day or every day

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It's actually really good. Unironically.

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>taking preworkout without actually working out
Please do not do this

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>This thread

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That's not even this strange. There at least a couple like you in the field, where ever we get our education. One of my teachers was fat as fuck. You got all the tools to change that. Godspeed bro!

Where does the "energy" come from in an energy drink without sugar?

I would drink this every day just for the taste, but if it still provides a burst of energy that's probably really bad for your body.

user, I...

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energy drinks and coffee make me piss a lot and vomit. I'll just stick to popping caffeine pills.

I start shaking if I drink one, this shit is clearly dangerous and should be banned.

>drink flavored shit
>still thirsty
the main reason I drink water, it actually quenches my thirst
>muh caffeine
lol low energy

this, probably the only time i drink it is on new year's with vodka like real boomers get home from work, get butt naked and sip beer in front of the computer

I drink both.
I always have a flavored drink to sip on, and water to chug near me.

I had a friend who would drink this shit 24/7, and would always mention it like he was the funniest cunt in the world.
It was always cringey.
One time he walked up to a group of girls with a can, while covering the name, and say "I love the taste of Pussy".
Before he could reveal the drink, they started screaming at him, and eventually the police were called.

It wasn't until years later that we discovered that he had to order this shit online and it was £8+ a can.

Fuck, I'm gonna die, aren't I? I enjoyed my time here on Yea Forums, see ya.

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This is the real patrician redpill. Drinking above average amounts of soda and energy drinks but also around 1L of water a day to help flush all that extra shit out of your system.

What's the best flavor for these guys, I've been interested

caffeine, guarana, ginseng, and B-vitamins.
it's only terrible for your body if you drink high doses in a short amount of time.

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fruit punch taste like fizzy cough syrup
orange taste like TANG but with more sugar

Black Cherry is nice

Sorry lads, there's only room for one brand of sips in my household.

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You're already dead if you're posting here. If anything you should drink more to speed up the process.

i do too honestly but alcohol and water now mostly

It came from children treating 19 year olds with the "you wouldn't understand, grandpa" attitude. For a short time they were called baby boomers on Yea Forums by those, out of which boomers came out and then zoomers as the juxtaposition

Its a meme, dont think too much about it. Same shit with the "yeet" crap.

They have some nice flavours that I haven’t been able to find in other energy drinks in my local store so yeah I do drink it once in a while.