Fuck marry kill befriend
fuck then kill all
befriend them all
Fuck baba, marry Ori, kill the two faggots in the middle because I'm not gay.
is there a name for this phenomenon?
the fullwhite indie protag of blandness?
fuck slugcat, marry baba, kill shovel knight, befriend whatever that is on the right
baba is marry
kill slugcat
befriend hollow knight
fuck ori
Fuck slugcat, marry Ori, befriend Baba kill Hollow Knight (He'll come back to life anyway)
Fuck Ori, marry Baba, kill Hollow Autist and befriend sluggo.
the vessel literally has no feelings despite what fanart says or players put onto it, so it's not going to care if it dies outside of just not being able to do what it's supposed to do
Slugcat's clever but Ori's got more sapience, so I'd fugg the slugg(male) and marry Ori(male)
Baba is a good friend.
are there too many white protagonists in video games?
Ori is Cute
Vessel is Hollow
Slug is Dead
BaBa is You
Don't know what that is on the left.
Get killed by slugcat high on drugs before I even realise what's going on.
Befriend ghost.
Ignore ori.
Its easier to immerse/insert yourself in the game if the player character is a blank slate. The idea is that the player will subconsciously see their own face when looking at one of these guys.
nigger what the fuck are you talking about all I see are white creatures
all I saw when I first saw Ori was that it had the design of something I would vigorously put my penis into
Fuck them all
Kill all pedo Weebs and anime
Kill, Fuck, Befriend, Marry
Baba is fuck
Hug Baba
Hug Slugcat
Hug Ghost
Hug Ori
Baba is all but kill
what is it with white animals always being in good games?
>pedo
let's see
>Baba
lol no
>Slugcat
also lol no
>Vessel
technically yes I guess, but he/it/whatever has no feelings or sex organs anyways, could fuck their eye socket and probably have no issues
>Ori
the only one that's a pedofurry choice
I befriend 3/4 then let slugcat die because its game is mediocre.
the holy trinity of soulless indie trash
whew, glad you're not talking about those four's games
unless you went full retard
did you go full retard user
I'm glad you have recognized Baba for it's greatness
Yes.
isn't Slugcat young?
>ywn frot with toby irl
Slugcat's probably mature but young in that feral animal sort of way.
Best white nigga coming through
they're niggers now :D
>shovel knight
based
Baba is Friend
Kill catslug (he's used to it)
Marry Ghost
Fuck Ori reluctantly and with shame
>not being able to recognize shovel knight 2
shovel knight is just shantae 2.
DELET THIS
Oh god oh fuck
>BABA is SHIEEEET
you turned them into Patapons?
>self insert
>there are people that unironically want to fug slugcat
what did he mean by this?
Slugcat is now a sassy black woman
Do you think you're being clever, fucko?
YOU DIPS
WHITE STANDS OUT AGAINST ANY COLOR BACKGROUND
YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO SEE YOUR CHARACTER WELL
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Buy
Pirate
Fap
Don't play and call the game shit on Yea Forums
Which one?
Buy Baba
Pirate Slug
Fap Ori
Call shit Shovel Knight
>blandness
hyper brainlet detected
DINGU DONGU /THREADDU
Laziness
>Shovel Knight
That's Spectre Knight you dingus
You mean they stand out against the samey edgy dark environments.
>samey edgy dark environments.
>Ori
hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Yes, Ori is the edgiest and darkest game around
>t. never played any of those games
10/10 post
I laughed harder than I should have.
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Baba and Slugcat aren't bland just because they both look like animals, user.
Of the other two, the nameless vessel is bland as part of the lore, and I don't know about Ori.
this, I couldn't stand baba's edginess. when he started talking about the need to round up the niggers (his words) and have them killed I finally gave up
>NIGGER is KILL
wow, Baba.
Well, this is what I literally did:
-Buy
Rain World
-Pirate
Baba is You I thought it'd be two hours long
-Fap
I want to ___ that bug!
-Don't play and call the game shit on Yea Forums
Ori, all day every day.
But why would I fuck myself if Baba is (You)?
Who wants to Baba Rain World Hollow Knight and Ori RP?
I call Knight.
you know exactly which one
Exactly which one what?
the one that's the cutest
vulnerable blank canvasses
*dabs*?
WHERE DA HOOD
WHERE DA HOOD
WHERE DA HOOD AT
off model means you don't really love it
Fuck Ori
Marry Knight
Kill Baba
Befriend Sluggo
If you wouldn't fuck Ori or Slugcat you don't belong on Yea Forums
>BABA IS YOU
>You've now killed yourself
Good job.
I choose options 5
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But also fuck Slugcat
So you be saying We wuz Baba N shieet?
Why would I do any of those things? I guess I'd friend Slugcat, but BaBa and Hollow Knight are pretty much just soulless killers.
Look at that pose. Slugcat is LITERALLY asking for it.
Fuck Ori, Marry baba, kill the second one, befriend The Knight.
Would fucking baba be considered masturbation? After all, baba is you
No, BaBa is (You)
Nah silly, Baba is you. I am me.
BaBa is friend
Fuck Slugcat
Kill Hollow Knight (he'll return anyway)
Marry Ori
Kill befriend fuck marry
he can survive so i'd say he's a teen in slugcat years
Mah melanin-enriched bretheren