How did overwatch seemingly die overnight?

How did overwatch seemingly die overnight?

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Christ I want to bury my face in that chocc brapper

Because for all the t&a the game has the moba shooter half-playing-half-queueing to play genre is fundamentally mechanically fucked and aside from homogenizing every character so they all play similarly the only other option is to fight annoying bullshit gimmicks with annoying bullshit gimmicks.

Is it really dead or is it a new trend to call anything that isn't the top dead?

Kids are fickle. Some cheerleader told them it wasn't cool anymore.

You made this thread just so you can post Pharah didnt you? Well then go on

i'd rather have 30 maps and 10 characters instead of 30 characters and 10 maps

plus the meta made anything outside of quickplay boring as fuck

Homosexual pandering.

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this
the hugbox shit gets old real quick

>maggotwatch

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this on top of not being designed as a game, only as a statement and every one of its statements are being done by other, newer things.

Blizzard can't balance for shit and the community is fucking awful.

>HotS is dead
>D3 is dead
>SC2 is dead
>Overwatch is dead
>retail WoW is dead
>actiblizzion stocks are tanking and people are being let go left and right
It's over.

Make billions in profits, can't add any content outside of new characters to sell more outfits on.

fuck this jew company

If they focused on making these characters instead of reworking the current ones for "balance" it would be so much better

never understand why dev push content so slow and gradually kill the game

Latter.

>All those fucking cool designs

>Almost every single DLC character is dry as shit

I don't get it. Why the fuck are they doing this flaccid as fuck, barely sci fi schmucks?

It did? Or is this wishful thinking?

They wanted a more family friendly appearance instead of the crazier stuff they first thought of. One example is Roadhog was a green mutant with an actual pig's face sewn onto his own.

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Honestly my theory is zoomers just bounce from one game to the next faster than boomers. Booms play games for years like counter strike or team fortress and zoomies jump from shit like Minecraft to fortnite to apex in seconds because it's the fresh new le meme game and they all have technology induced ADD. That's why all new games will be disposable mobile trash laden with microtransactions, because companies now target the fast paced zooms. Welcome to the future.

>reddit spacing
normally I don't give a shit but holy fucking shit get a grip or get out

I want to play McCloud god damn

MAMA
HONG

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>green mutant with an actual pig's face sewn onto his own
isn't that just his halloween skin?

because Blizzard hasn't paid Ninja $1mil to promote it

It wasn't overnight at all. It was a fairly slow steady decline into irrelevance over the course of a year or two as a result of slow and shitty updates. Even the porn is kinda boring now. Maybe the sequel will do better.

It's not exactly dead, but there's not a lot to talk about. Ultimately, it was doomed for casual play from day one.
>No community servers
>blatantly developed with competitive in mind with a 6v6s and extremely rigid MOBA-esque team compositions, which are starting to wear thin for a lot of pros

I don't loathe Overwatch like a lot of people do. Honestly, it's an extremely tightly made shooter. I rarely ever second-guess myself or the hitreg like I do in other games, but I don't find myself playing it that often as someone who can't play competitive due to being prone to choking and reacting extremely poorly to letting other people down.

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Best post x post.

>Maybe the sequel will do better.
It'll be dead on arrival if it's not f2p, and remember who we're talking about here.

Hero shooters got replaced by BR in the zoomer consciousness. This is the second time Blizzard got assraped by the zeitgeist, the first time they sat back and let MOBA take over the RTS genre on their watch.

I would be shocked if Blizzard didn’t have a Overwatch BR prototype in their studio but it’s probably too late.

pretty simple. A well polished turd is still a turd. Banning the only interested players by rules that rival the third reich reconfirms how motherfucking utterly stupid the whole company making the game is. Trash to trash.

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>we will never get Recluse

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It's declining despite some actual Bliz effort, and probably getting worse, but it's not dead.

They aren't the trend setters anymore, they're the trend followers. Blame the archaic dinosaur Jews that run the company now.

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because it is a bad game

Keep saying that Team Fortress faggots. You and your dead game are pathetic.

cope

What I'd love to see them do with Overwatch is make a full properly cinematic co-op campaign. Both of the archives missions have been honestly awesome, I want more of them.

In an of itself, it's not a problem. Caring more about having enough gay people than fucking maps is more the issue. And I'd say forcusing on esports was a bigger drain than the gay shit, as that took dev resources.

cringe

Team Fortress has been dead for years now

It's true tho

They seriously need a roadmap
R6 siege has one where it releases quarterly content updates consistently, and people are pretty satisfied with that

it's a combination of:
>shit balance
>broken rebalancing
>toxic community that spergs out if you don't play the meta in quickplay
>useless characters become overpowered become useless

You need to cope if you think Team Fortress isn't a free to play Walking Corpse.

It's not just family friendly, and normie friendly. They also want to have the aproval of the discord trannie and reset era crowd. Or at least a minimum of screeching from them.

That means safe picks. Something like Mama Hong will be called a racial caricature, so they'll go with a boring, jacked from 30 year old comics, and made even more boring hatian instead..

One of the biggest contributors to the death of tf2 was valve incessantly attempting to force overwatch-like structure onto the game with shitty matchmaking and queue times for every little fucking thing you do, along with the classic meta slaves who bitch and moan and whine unless you do what the infallible b4nny decides is the correct path to success

>. Even the porn is kinda boring now.
I wouldn'go THAT far. But the porn is the only think keeping me interested at all at this point.

how do ppl keep making the same thread?

The biggest fucking mistake you can ever make for a video game is to design it entirely around a predicted esports community rather than letting your scene develop naturally without forced bullshit

what's the go to site now that tumblr is cucked for pharah porn and pictures?

>12 year old corpse is still better than a polished turd
lol

Stocks are down to 2017 levels. Probably going to keep tanking fast.

/aco/

Amen, look at Dawn of War 3, killed that game by turning it into some MOBA BS nobody wanted.

I know why devs are tempted to do it but they have to resist. OWL isn’t going to last long that shit is unwatchable unless you’re a hardcore OW fan.

IT'S GONNA BE A HOT SUMMER.

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fpwp

there is no blizzard effort. All of their effort is going into esports and thats why its dying

powered by nvidia

I don't think it really died overnight inasmuch as the media saturation and its brazenly propped up "professional" league as well as the general "hero shooter" craze of 2016 make it look bigger than it really was.
Cosplayers, artists, pornographers, all the gay fan pairings on fan fiction websites and tumblr and the like(cause you know damn well all the popular pairings are the gay ones), and of course Korean PC banggangers aren't really going to translate into meaningful longterm numbers.
It doesn't help that after a while you start to notice the updates are really just "buy lootboxes and come play the game so the people buying lootboxes have someone to play with," given how much hype they throw behind it.
Right after 2016, we go straight into something with more organic hype behind it, the battle royale genre, functionally burgeoned by PUBG and then kicked into mainstream overdrive by Fortnite's BR mode. Then right after Fortnite settles in as the successor to Call of Duty in terms of being the big popular shooter(keep in mind Call of Duty is still one of the best selling games every year), you go straight to RDR2 and Smash hype season. Hell, we've still got four more Smash DLC characters to go, then Pokemon and Animal Crossing is coming out this year, and shit, we got the Halo PC ports too.

I don't think it's in a poverty shooter state just yet, struggling to hit even the thousands in terms of concurrent player numbers or anything like that, but I think just being constantly bombarded with community obsessions made everyone think it was the craziest thing than just died overnight, instead of people just moving onto something else for internet points.

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Overwatch failed because it's not fun
And also because it doessn't have any semblance of originality, has a gorillion classes that are very specific in their abilities and not versatile as tf2 classes, the maps are convoluted and disorienting, the community is literal trannies that ban you for stepping out of line, it's not free, has not fanmade content support and it's lore/characters/art style, i.e. the things that produce fan content and keep the thing relevant are laughably bad and everyone at blizzard knew all that and that's why they fabricated the whole ass controversy to generate free publicity from day one and i'm pretty sure they contribute funds to sfm animators to make porn just so people jacking off remember every day that overwatch exists since there's like a dozen new 2 second loops each day in paheal.

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Same

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They tried to score easy points by suddenly making a character gay, then pairing them with some rando they just created.

It didn't, it still has a million times the players than whatever anime pedo dating sim Yea Forums loves and is the best team shooter on the market, you just got echochambered into hating on it because of muh ebin culture war.

lack of content/updates. the only 'new' thing released are skins

lol why are you so angry

Still salty waifu faggot?

Get off the internet for a week, it'll do you good.

Good riddance.

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Sankaku Channel

overwatch esto es el fin

>Pharah will never entice you with balloons so she can /ss/ you

It's not fair bros...

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Phara is built for white cocks only!

the only people who ever bought into it were Blizzdrones who always hold their mouths open for Blizzard's new load

once they realised their precious Blizzard has released a shit game, they abandoned ship

Was the matchmaking "throttling" real, or a myth still?

>the new characters aren't sexy
>T*mblr died so there's no more SFM

This.
Get off Yea Forums. Overwatch is still wildly popular, even with Apex's popularity surging and the recent drama with LGBT shit.

>T*mblr died so there's no more SFM
t. resetera tourist

Brigitte was not balanced at all when they dumped her into the game, and they took forever to fix her. Everything after that has been damage control and its mostly blown up in their face.

At least that's what it seems to me. I quit when I realized that it wasn't fun any more and when they ruined Roadhog, that was way before Brigitte.

I think you meant Apex?

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These two. They'd need to spend a year fixing matchmaking and character balance across the board if they ever wanted a chance at fixing this mess.

But to do that, they'd need to admit to faults, which they won't, stop pandering to boost sales while actually fixing the game, again they won't, and settle on an actual code of conduct instead of making abstract claims for things you can report for.

>GTAV is #2
Who the fuck is watching this shit?

>Grand Theft Auto 5 still going strong
>OW below MOBAshit

People started to fap to the characters outside the game

where to get more SFM? pls help

>Twtich
big oof as my fellow twitchers like to say

While Tumblr is a shithole, it DID produce some quality porn.

>Cosplayers, artists, pornographers, all the gay fan pairings on fan fiction websites and tumblr and the like
It's worth noting that these demographics might not have even bought the game. Because of how lore-light Overwatch is, consuming the source material isn't even a barrier to get into the fandom.

>implying OW isn't MOBAshit: The shooter

OW is garbage.

Is it dead? It's still pulling in 150k viewer average on twitch during tournies.

>See the new character in the launcher
>It's another black guy

Could someone please clue me in when is the roster getting another actual straight white male?

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First, what this guy saidSecondly, rather then try and fix the above mentioned problems, the Dev team has chosen to endlessly pander to assorted minority groups instead, making characters gay, ever increasing numbers of minorities when your playerbase is probably mostly whites and some asians and also making the new female character's default outfit incredibly prudish compared to prior female character default outfits.

TL;DR Too little work put into core gameplay mechanics, too much socjus pandering.

>Died Overnight
>Nevermind the multi month collapse of Blizzard/Activision
>WoW, Diablo, and Overwatch all dying at the same time
>CoD WWII, CoD Blops 4, Destiny 2, CoD Infinite Warfare all tanked
>Evern all the porn they make and all the fake publicity can't save any of these games
The industry is dying

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This doesn't explain why TF2 is dead either.

He means more like just because tumblr banned the porn, doesn't mean they just didn't go fucking anywhere else. Even in the leadup to the ban all the pornomancers were posting twitter accounts, HF, pixiv, dA pages just so you could keep up with their latest works.

>dead
>hit record playercounts last week or so
just because zoomers dont watch it on twitch, doesnt mean it doesnt exist, kid.

Why is the Goose so good at autistic freakouts

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Apex is a blatant flavor of the month thing. Game's boring as fuck. It'll die in a few months and fortnite will be back on top because kids love it.

We just live in FOTM culture so every new thing becomes wildly successful before dying.

Sodapoppin has been streaming a RP server and it's actually been really funny. Probably the main reason.

Moron, do us and yourself a favor, go on pornhub, put "overwatch sfm" into the search field without the results. Notice all the videos that come up? It's almost like you don't actually need some shitty faggot website for faggots in order to get pornography or something, how odd.

It was more of a steady decline over three years following a very brief craze period. The BR meme taking off really did a number on it.

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>>Moron, do us and yourself a favor, go on pornhub, put "overwatch sfm" into the search field without the quotes.
Holy fuck that was a stupid mistake, my bad.

You're right that Call of Duty isn't setting records anymore, but Black Ops 4 was the 2nd best selling game of 2018, right after Red Dead Redemption 2.
If you're wondering what comes after, it's basically just a couple sports games and then Smash Bros.

Tumblr is still mad they don't have a full-bodied melanin queen yet.

>straight white male
Those things are a myth, unicorns however...

>McCloud
What happened to the soul at blizzard?
Why are none of these guys in?

Sounds absolutely fantastic

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Heck the was even talk of Newgrounds being a new home to those artists, a new golden age.

Does it bother women that their boyfriends probably prefer fapping to Pharah than fucking them?

>How did overwatch seemingly die overnight?
It didn't, the popularity was waning for a while.

RDR2 didn't sell jack shit after preorders though. Every time you hear "new record set" by these devs they're either making shit up or talkign about preorders.

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It was bleeding players the whole time, but every time someone pointed this out they were met with a vicious corporate defense. If you read between the lines you could see there was no actual refutation, they were just in total denial, but I guess if you're really fucking dense it would look like people shouting that the game was the most popular thing ever until they suddenly stopped.

Now it's just reached the point where no one is left to defend it.

Becoming rich, famous and good looking doesn't save you from being a sperg deep inside.

>nearly 3yrs old
>new content comes too slow
>no roadmap to hype people
>BR-games become the new thing
>f2p BR-games are the kings now

What could it save?
Don't know, putting more shit out. Crossplay to help out consoles, more people available could lend into better matchmaking.
Maybe f2p, they made their money back, so why not. Just throw 50 lootboxes at everyone who bought it.

Because he secretly is a sperglord like most people here, he just emulates a human bean really well.

Best site to see Overwatch porn?

all the casuls moved to fortnite in 2017

go to booru and search for the overwatch, 3D and animated tags

>didn't sell jackshit after preorders

But it did. It sold 17 million in the first two weeks. It's at 23 million as of last month. It's going to continue shitting on everything else since nobody else besides maybe a Nintendo game has sales legs like a Rockstar title.

>The hourly "why did Overwatch die?" thread
I've never even cared but seriously why is this shit reposted so much?

Pretty sad that hots is unironically blizzard's best product at this stage.

To have an excuse to post lewds you dum dum

Wasn't there something about a character designer for overwatch that left? I thought that's why all the design from Sombra on were chink mobage tier.

>Actual blizzard effort
How long has it taken them to release a new hero/map since the last one? And before that? Blizzard is lazy as fuck. They're hard at work shilling esports and new skins. Don't even get me started on how many buffs and nerfs have outright broken heroes and rendered some useless.

We got more white women than anything else user

Former
Blizzard seems like it might want to do correct course

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>It sold 17 million in the first two weeks
Actually it only shipped 17 million. And those figures are extremely underwhelming when you realize in their first week alone they shipped 15 million copies (counting digital sales). It's pretty easy to understand why these numbers mean nothing.

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never played it I only know it by the endless SFM porn

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>angelica, the cooler mercy
why didnt we get angelica?

Bro, with the amount of porn that gets cranked out per day, this game is a long way from dying. Porn is the best way to market your game. Look at Skullgirls for the first few months.

interest in everything dies down after a while, thats natural.

Pharah used to be Mercy

Not enough porn.

Last time I played it, the game was a shitty mess of shields everywhere, it was funny how easy it was for people to deny damage and how unfun the game became because of that. They should probably have kept that sort of tool to a single character to avoid said mess.

>recluse
>Mouth Beam
ok den

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It's not a natural lost of interest it was fucking sabotaged.
They had a game with potential and turned it into the most boring game ever possible in both gameplay and designs.
The balance team is absolutely butt fucking braindead.
Content is a joke
Gameplay lacks so much depth and is completely void of good design so it boils down to hiding behind shields and whoever op heroes of the month gets their ults off wins.
It's like you grabbed a bunch of interns with unity make shift "games" and gave them blizzard capital to do what they wanted

The game is the same garbage it was day 1, instead of just improving it they completely fucked it over and people got tired of it.
It pains me to know this is what Titan became, messing with Titan is what killed Blizz, all the people with passion left and all you got left is lackeys with no originality that will just do what activision tells them
The only people still playing this game actively hate it and they only play it on the false hope that blizz will suddenly wake up and fix it all and the game will reach its potential.
It will never happen, it didn't happen with wow, starcraft 2, diablo 3, hearthstone nor hots, it's not gonna happen here.
Just a trash heap of wasted talent and potential ruined by a lack of enthusiasm, laziness, cutting costs and just overall jewishness leading the project.

The only hope blizz has left is classic and they're already fucking it up with sharding and that's only from the few things we do know about it.

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>technology induced ADD
That shit hits home.
I'm 19 and this is exactly how I play games. I can't stick to multiplayer games for more than 20 hours. The only games I play now are single-player games.

God I want to amputate her and install her body into a bathroom where homeless people can have their way with her.

>It's worth noting that these demographics might not have even bought the game
This is very true, the popularity of OW has very little to do with the gameplay. It is all down to the characters and to a lesser extent shitty lore. The hero shooter aspect made it stand out a bit but no one was drawing porn cause they liked the gameplay. Problem all of it is shallow as a puddle. The stories aren't interesting, the character personalities are one note but don't even encapsulate the idea well. There is nothing that inspiring about it, they managed to hit a trend just right and then it faded.

>hivemind doesn't shoot bees at people

What's the point

>best team shooter on the market
this maggots ACTUALLY believe this OMGaaaaawd
>muh ebin culture war.
we aren´t slaves bro, even prostitutes have standards

I just noticed that Troy became Brigitte

Too much colorful ability bullshit, it's an FPS and I am not allowed to shoot people in this game half the time. Who the fuck decided on this being the way to go?

>run in and try to shoot
>giant fucking blue piss shield covering at least 3 members of the enemy team
>go to shoot someone else
>they put up some shitty little ability vortex that makes them take no damage
>see one person I can actually hit, pop them a few times
>they're immediately HEALED by some garbage ability
>eventually, my team and their team all get in one big, homosexual orgy blob and start spamming colorful TOKI WA ANIME POWERUP BULLSHIT moves at each other that clog up the entire screen
>everyone dies, and it's not even because anyone shot their guns

That's a problem. That's a huge problem. It takes a special kind of retard to want to play a competitive FPS where shooting isn't even the way you're meant to kill people

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It was dead on arrival.

Proving exactly how anything in matchmaking works is very difficult. But they absolutely base matchmaking on shit that you don't see, and matchmaking has objectives. But even if it had an objective of "50 percent win rate", it would effectively be throttling.

There's nothing more cancerous and annoying than double shields. It's especially annoying if they're pocketing a bastion and your team is too retarded to coordinate enough to take him out.

Something's definitely off with it. I started out at platinum this season and I'm already on my way to gold. Any time I start winning games, I get some shit team that insists on 6 dps for the next 5 games.

Any game that tries to achieve a 50% winrate is purposefully unbalancing teams. Just look at League of Legends, you can be paired against people with 75-100% winrates while people on your team can have as low as 10% winrates.

Cheese/bunker comps are essentially impossible to beat in the lower ranks. I still try, but I know that I've lost immediately when I see they have a pocketed bastion behind an orisa with a symetra. There's so little you can do. People won't even follow or listen to you if you say "Let's avoid the bastion by flanking left and going to point".

>Mama Hong
>Manslaughter
Also chops off men's penises

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>still wearing shoes

GOD muh dick

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I've done it but mostly through luck. If there's any opening, you can get into a position to fuck the bastion before anyone realizes what happened with a couple of characters. It only works max 3 times in any given round and if you're team can't push through, you're done.

It's really bad on CP maps. Manageable on payload ones. It's still really fucking annoying and I don't know why bastion exists except to create anger. He sucks in any really competitive environment is literally designed from the ground up to be a pub stomper.

Why is functional nudity so hot

Imagine her wrapping her thighs around your head as a joke, wouldn't that be funny haha

>wearing shoes indoors
Fuck off

>implying we´ll get waifus as Psyblade or Recluse with actual (((blizzard)

yup her mouth beam became Moira ult and her spider minions are widows mine

I'd rather bury my dick desu.

>slow as fuck updates
>half of the heroes added have fucked the game's balance causing more of a focus on teamcomp rather than skill
>another key factor in the outcome of a game is ults
>switching heroes sets your ult meter to 0% so you get fucked if you do and fucked by a bad teamcomp if you don't
>left Brig unchecked for months despite how OP she was
>lootboxes aren't as coveted once you start getting the skins you like (who cares about the other stuff you get from them anyway?)

Still a fun game though, as long as you play quickplay.

Because he's a white male.

>Bliz thinks giving everyone shields is good meta
>balancing the game by turbonerfing rather than gradual tweaks
>no cheesecake pandering shit like League
>slow update schedule
>boring new champions

Nubliz a shit.

Why is everyone so obssessed with the identity of boring hero shooters characters? Overwatch's characters appeal is only SFM porn, nothing more. They could say everyone's gay and disabled and it wouldn't change the amount of straight/gay/bi porn

Because of your bait threads & the mass population's short attention span.

Get Woke. Go Broke. Everybuddy cut loose.
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Scots are contentious people

Jeez, imagine if he was Asian male. His autistic freakouts would be off the charts.

Shitty decisions made by the Kaplan

While I'm sure this isnt the only reason, BLIZZARDs over moderation saw myself and the 5 friends I'd play with almost every other day after a few months of release (not including the betas) either got banned or forced name changes making us give them a big middle finger and never coming back to any BLIZZARD product again.

Used to resub for every WoW expansion as well but fuck me if you cant disagree with some faggot anymore without getting recorded, reported, and deported from their games at this point. Fuck em, hope their buildings suffer earthquakes or arson with their board members inside.

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I hate ow but the have added new maps, new characters, new cosmetics, new game modes, and regular seasonal events. What do you want them to add exactly you whiney faggot

Easy changes to make her versions unique.
-Spider Minions are moving proximity mines that activate when someone is within 10m and skitter toward them to explode for, say, 75 damage. Can have up to 3 of them out at a time either together or scattered around
-Mouth Beam creates a large explosion at its point of impact, be it a person or the environment. 5m diameter, 20-80 damage, beam itself does 50 damage if it hits someone.

>ONE new map and hero every 6 months each
It's honestly basically nothing compared to literally every other active and supported game.

Coping

Notice how the spiderminions have a flat back? Looks kinda like a skateboard, doesn't it? You can pass them out to teammates so they can skate with a radical speedboost.

most are white and male...thats probably why were never seeing them.

same 2bh

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Most of them are completely covered in armor nigger what are you talking about?

>ride them toward the opponents and jump off with a trick, sending the minion flying into the enemy and exploding
Yes please.

this

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Hate how badly textured these crop tops are

Jeff doesn't want to release new characters too often because it means we won't use them as much. Or something.

>was
Is not anymore since its dead.

Jeff is a dumb boomer faggot thats done his best to slowly kill the game at every turn.

The alternative being adding a hero every month and ruining whatever they have left of a coherent meta and balance.

Isnt the game 3 years old now too? Do you expect it to get updated like it just launched?

Yea Forums is the weirdest mix of people I'll ever see.

Those designs looks far better than what we got, I hate that they went for the disney ascetics

Because its gameplay is shit, and the porn is boring.

>woke
hardly

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>99% of the porn is of dykes or sandniggers
>not woke

At least he's consistent.

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There are a lot of characters that are extremely frustrating to play against. I personally loath Moira, Brigitte, Mei, etc. They actively make the game less fun for the people on the other team. Almost all characters have a "Press X to get out of jail free" card, but the ones that just take no skill at all suck.

Bowing their knees to a recognized "meta" and Blizzards patented, tried and true """balancing""" methods always make the game less enjoyable and ALWAYS makes them bleed players.

You have no clue how multiplayer videogames work and your post proves it.

Tracer is for straight-white-Boston boys ONLY

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It's funny how they still use Tracer's artwork from the Prometheus days on their promotional art even if she was kinda disneyfied. They've got no consistency

He wants new heroes to get the attention he thinks they deserve and that the playerbase can't handle multiple heroes at the same time since beta testers apparently had trouble with Genji/Mei/D.Va all being added at once 3+ years ago.

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I don't understand how the stills of SFM porn can look so good but the actual porn be so shit

Once you play long enough and have unlocked all the skins, there's no real motive to keep playing. There's events like every other month, but since it's the same every year it never feels fresh. Hell, the events may have 1 or 2 event maps but since they're random sometimes you'll go through an entire event without seeing one of the maps. Most people have enough coins to buy event skins anyways so you don't have to play for them. All there is to do is try and get a higher rank in comp, and when there's other games coming out fighting for your time there becomes less and less of a reason to put time into Overwatch.

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>there's no real motive to keep playing
What if you played games for the gameplay instead of skinner box mechanics you fucking numale gamer

Most of the porn is Korean pedo bait and white aryan lady

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It's almost like game developers have realized they can release a game with no content aside from randomly acquired items from randomly acquired loot crates that can also be purchased fro real money and make more money than creating an artfully created game.

>Jeff Kaplan
>a literal failure of a writer whose only job was working to his daddy's company or he would be totally unemployed after graduation
>he dropped that shit anyway and became a full time NEET-MMO player living in his parents basement
>after shitting everquest the wow developer team took him and ended up as lead designer giving us pieces of shit like the homogenization of wotlk, csualization of pandaria and "lol guize I added voicechat" wod.
>now he got GOTY with a stale piece of shit like Overwatch
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>Korean pedo bait
??? all the shit I see is tracer and mudshits

>pandara and wod
He was gone before cata m8

>All those characters we will never see

Feels bad.

dzoo is pretty alright, he plays to his strengths by sticking to cartoony stuff. Theres a lot of guys that are good at posing and doing post-processing but lack in the animation department, its a shame

Superior Battleborn rose from the shallow grave and killed it.
All that's left is a sexy husk.

Sounds like a personal problem since Pharah isn't even top 5 in content.

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This is so much lipservice to say "our team was downsized in the layoffs and we don't have the resources to release frequent updates any more."

I guess it's the only shit that's allowed on big name porn sites. Like how you can go to pornhub and all the sht on the front page is blacked stuff even though it has less that 50% ratings.

The OW team actually went from 70 people at launch to 100 now but content releases haven't sped up at all. The newest map even came out a bit later than most maps.

It died after they made it so you couldn't play with your friends unless your ranks were close enough. It basicly split my friend group.

>The OW team actually went from 70 people at launch to 100 now
Source? They can also just be lying. There is no obligation to tell the truth about such things.

Nobody likes little white dicks.

Good

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The problem is more and more games come out and they've got good gameplay too. If you don't add anything to keep people coming back your playerbase is just going to keep sliding and basically the only thing Blizzard adds is skins. There's a new character every couple months and people come back to try it out, realize it's still just the same old overwatch, and bail again. Besides, the gameplay has gotten worse over the years.

This was around the same time as the original hero pacing quote I posted. No idea if the most recent layoffs hit the OW team particularly hard.

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Except they blame all but killed it. So many people left after they anounced there would be no more major updates or content.

What's that? A SCAR?

>The problem is more and more games come out and they've got good gameplay too.

That isn't a problem, you get to play the games you like that are more suited to your particular interests.

>2017

That was LONG, LONG, LONG before the fucking Blizzard stock shoah and subsequent layoffs.

Why does this female have better definition in her arms than me, a guy who's been working out for 4 months?

Yeah but my point is that quote from 2017 was at the same time as his quote here so the post about the team being downsized isn't relevant at that point.

What does middle-eastern sweaty caramel ass taste like bros?

kebabs

like sewage

Warrior princess

So warrior princesses only do curls and deadlifts

step up the game faggot

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Then why did you post a quote from 2017, pre-layoffs, as if it was indicative of the current state of development?

>Maybe the sequel will do better.
Isn't this one of these "games as a service" that are planned to run a decade or so?

I don't play overwatch, but I can tell you what scared me away from it. Shady business dealings when it launched(aka, overwatch legends edition or whatever, and standard edition was hidden.) Stun mechanics in a fps, which is always a bad decision, and a fundamental blandness in every hero. Not to mention the balance issues, the toxicity, and the demanding performance requirements.

As many issues as tf2 has, it did get some things right. You should balance your classes/heroes before you add new ones. You should make the weapon's effectiveness based on player skill, not having to press a key to win. Prioritizing making the player feel like their death was their fault and introducing playstyles that are (in the perfect circumstances) better than others, Focuses the game on a PVP game instead of Player vs Game mechanic/RockPaperSissors crap. Hard counters kill games.

I think that too, is what killed it. After talking with some friends, they say that the lack of agency in overwatch is overwhelmingly frustrating and frequent. Hopefully the devs will wake up and look at the way their predecessors evolved.

I suspect too, that blizzard views overwatch as a FPS MOBA and not a class-based shooter. What makes moba's interesting is the purchases you make to assist your playstyle, or help to counter the enemies. What makes FPS interesting is the constantly changing battlefield, and having to individually solve problems, one bullet at a time. I think the large hitboxes, limited abilities, and lack of subtly changing gameplay dynamics make the game no longer interesting after you learn all of the heroes abilities, and how to utilize them effectively.