You can only post in this thread if you have beat dark souls 3

Only reply to this post if you've beaten Jevil on your first go

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i was watching his stream the other day and there was another big streamer in his chat who i hadn't heard of before named kiwo. i looked up her stream and shes a cute funny british girl and shes in love with jerma. she was bringing him up like every 10 minutes on her stream talking about how funny and cute he is. why doesnt he ditch his disgusting feminist amerimutt gf already? what a waste

Kiwo has a bf, his name is Luke iirc

Who the fuck said that?

reminder that bloodbornefags are subhuman trash and have never played any of the souls games

What a dumb quote

I've only played about a hour of Dark Souls 1 and I was godawful at it, getting the parries was so damn tricky and I died a ton. I'm not sure if I like it.

that's the stupidest fucking thing i've read in a while

He didn't say DS1

definitely the hardest, NK and Freide are much more difficult than anything in DaS 1 or 2

How? Are you just mad that the quotes right?

You don't really need to learn to parry in any game except maybe Bloodborne.

Is it normal for him to behave like an angry literal autist, just to break character every now and then and smirk at his own or chats jokes?
I really don't get the appeal honestly.

he must not be satisfying her then cuz shes lusting after the BJC (big jex cock)

Have beaten all three games and acquired all achievements in each one

>three games
begone shitter

He isnt portraying any sort of character. The primary intent of his streams are entertainment/comedy, but he gets angry/frustrated very easily if he can't succeed at something. He is still in the old youtuber mindset of formulaic jokes, and not just streaming and not giving a fuck like most streamers; he is incredibly self-conscious. This coupled with his extremely short attention span can make some of his content hard to watch. The majority of his fans are people who have been watching consistently for 5+ years. With his style of humour, you kind of have to have been watching him for a long time to get it, and I can see how it would be unappealing to new viewers.

>This coupled with his extremely short attention span
thats not how you spell height

Why not? When I did get a parry the game let me do a stab that either oneshot the enemy or did critical damage, so I figured that's how I should fight opponents that are extremely aggressive.

The only souls game I haven't beaten is bloodborne. Hate how the game looks and feels, beat Gascoigne and just had no interest on finishing the game.

her and 80% of his chat

here's some jerma lore from an oldfag:
When he first started streaming he had a teenage girl as a mod who was strangely committed and clearly a little mentally unstable. She kept getting clingier and clingier until it came to light that she was running a tumblr page filled with literal gigabytes of jerma x star fanfiction, art, erotica, even edited audio clips to make it seem like they are having romantic conversations/sex. Then Jerma canned her and she deleted the page out of anger/embarrassment.
Tldr - she was a crazy fujo

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Parry windows can be pretty tight, and you'll be fighting multiple enemies at once
Mastering parries can be very rewarding but it is also extremely punishing if you fuck up, it's generally better to just dodge or block and attack when you have safe openings

Explain in what whay that actually makes any sense and isn't just yet another brainlet generalisation.
Also it implies all scientists are average people.
Even though I can account for that most of them are and also manchildren

Buyer's remorse thread?

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i havent and i posted

>You can only post in this thread if you have beat dark souls 3.
I've never played it

I have only played das1 and das2 and didn't beat either of them

>losing to pinwheel

How come I've never heard of this? I've been following them for like 9 years.
Where can I read more about her?

His Minecrap vr stream was pretty good, I wonder if he'll play it again?

based retard

is it just me or has Jerma been getting kind of stale lately? I'm not really finding his stream all that entertaining, it's been a while since we had a variety stream, the last stream I genuinely laughed at was the writing a children's book stream

>Small minds discuss people
So sayeth the Facebook meme

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This quote is discussing people

You probably got burnout, maybe take a break for a month or so. I did that with Joel and find I enjoy his streams more now.

Beat and platinumed

This. I beat Dark Souls 3 in particular 4 times in a row going through and by the forth time through the scaling on enemy damage had made the latter parts of the game rather obnoxious to be honest.

youtube.com/watch?v=n5HX7y1yDi4
I don't always drink, beter

Things like this are kept hush hush, and you know jerma doesnt like shedding light on serious issues. Her user was kimisanerd, she used to make youtube videos. This was before jerma had a discord, so the gossip never spread. Like how over 50% of his current mods are only that way because they literally paid him hundreds or thousands of dollars to be as such. Or how jerma used to have a fling with another streamer, some redhead named jess I think, and he would even shoutout her channel during the stream to try and get her to notice him, but he buried as much evidence as he could when Kim showed up.

Is there a jerma tier list yet or does someone need to make one

bote it 7 times and i still think its shit
bote ds2 20 times and i think its the best in the series
fite me or ama anything

Nah that's just Jerma. Jerma is unironically one of the most chad manlets to grace the internet. If he started lifting again he would once again be a chadlet king

Bull fucking horseshit. There's an NPC summon for almost every boss in the game and this is the only Souls installment with NPC summons for the final boss which makes it piss baby easy because it can't handle having to choose a target.

The Green Screen > everyone else > pinwheel > Jerma(lost to pinwheel)

>summoning npc

Just tell us, how shit are you?

Jerma's vegas streams are hit or miss. On you hand you have the green screen/rumble, and on the other you have rick and fucking morty.
Take a break. Watching ever single one is a sure fire way to burn out.

>Paying someone so you can mod a twitch chat
How desperate for Jerma's dick do you need to be?

Not really, you'd have to be pretty stupid not to catch on to his personality and streaming style within the first few hours.

It's an old saying, not just a facebook meme.
Small mind detected.

i didn't even buy it. fuck video games.

If we're talking about the recent minecraft vr stream, then no you wouldnt. He was kind of all over the place during that stream, and a lot of it was hard to watch.

>solaire for gwyn
>benhart, vengarl and bradley for throne gauntlet

help, stuck on midir

>All those fucking trannies in his last stream doing the trans version of "vegan btw".

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>An old saying
It's from Elleanor Roosevelt and it's been mocked for decades for a damn good reason.

I haven't enjoyed the VR streams much to be honest.

I did on lowest possible graphics.

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>that guy who used to donate in excess of $600, with each part being an excerpt from Mein Kampf
>Jerma read them out and never caught on

early jerma streams were a wild ride, man. His name was even WaffenSS or something along those lines

test
Edit: wrong

and most importantly
Green Screen > SS Jex

Not a very difficult game compared to the others

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God I remember her, I went through her tumblr. Fucking forgot her name though.
In fairness Jerma's mods are all either women or trannies who are absolutely obsessed with him

Did the madlad manage to get all the way through the entire book, or was there a point where someone caught on for him and did the usual IT'S AN EBIL NAHTZEE BOOK MUH 6 GORILLION to kill off the fun?

I never said I did, retard.

So you're admitting Dark Souls 3 is the easiest for shit players?

Wall dad > Everybody

I own Demon's Souls, Dark Souls and Bloodborne but I haven't beat a single one of those games.

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Streams and streamers are garbage. Stream highlights, however, are pretty tight.
that's the beauty of big J, he still makes videos, except he's just recording them live. I'd love to know how much control he has over the edited highlights, because they still feel like older Jerma content, despite different editor(s?)

>reads excerpt from mein kampf
>asks if it from the bible
The Sorcery streams were kino.

>Donating over $600 dollars to secretly dog whistle to fellow bad goys
Sounds like a crypto Chad

I say it's the harder since they have to put npcs everywhere to help scurbs like you.

>Durr it's not an old saying it was coined before any living human was born hurr
>It's openly mocked by nobody because I'm an idiot and my feelings are hurt by the boo boo words

I've beaten all 3. Also as a siderant, my fucking back is hurting so much. God dammit, I can't believe I picked up a 200 pound piece of furniture without properly posture all because this bitch was rushing me at work. I'm such a god damn idiot, why does my pride always get the better of me?

I beat the first boss in dark souls 1 and that is the beginning and end of my dark souls career get fucked op get fucked thread

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You really are fuckin' brain-dead. Kill yourself.

What even are souls? Are they some kind of currency thing?

It's so fucking bad. Ever since he put up a discord, trannies and furries have been everywhere. It's disgusting.

you better posted this picture accidentally motherfucker

It's been like that since the tranny charity stream. Just "EVERYONE SPAM FAGHANDS IN CHAT OTHERWISE YOU'RE A NAZI MKAY"

If you genuinely believe Dark Souls 3 is the hardest installment then you have no right to call anyone a scrub.

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This has been going on for a good time now.
Jerma doesn't rely on chat to be entertaining, just close that shit for good.

I've beaten DS1 and DS2, still haven't done the dlc for ds2.
How hard is DS3 compared to ds1 and 2?

It's just a rock. What's the big deal?

His mods are pretty good, they were deleting tranny hearts not too long ago.

Only bloodborne left. I'll get a ps4 once ps5 is out not that many games that I care about on it. I played all on pc and demon's on the ps3

How long are the fucking DLCS in 2,I want to finish them ASAP so I can go on to 3.

Easier to beat, but harder to twink

About 8 hours each or so

That's grest, never seen that anywhere else on twitch.

As long as you play dex or str or both it's piss easy. As soon as you click into the rhythm of the game there's only maybe half a dozen moments where you might struggle.

IT WAS HIS ROCK

Im trying to beat it before Sekiro and honestly I dont want to go beyond the Abyss Watchers because I doubt anything is going to be as cool as this fucking fight.

roll is basically an invincibility button, fucking ezpz

What the fuck? What did I miss?

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From what I've noticed, LeatherJKT and Grump are based, pretty much everyone else has a terminal case of the big gay.
Those 2 spam along when Brain Power comes on, helped chat cheat at Picross, deleting gay propaganda, and leave all the puke/disgust emotes that chat writes in response. If anyone else is on duty though, you'll be banned for a TriHard.
Grump was the one that snuck the Loss video into green screen night.

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>discussing people
small mind detected

Nice arguments, baby.

Arguments?

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This guy lost to pinwheel.

Did people actually have trouble with him or is it just a big meme? I beat him easily first try blind since he's so basic while sans took me a lot more because of the shitty gimmicks. If you've beaten even a single bullet hell jevil is piss easy.

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Nameless King and Gael were on their level, both aesthetically and difficulty-wise. I find pretty much every other boss fight forgettable

and yet...

Even if do I like Dark Souls 3 I still prefer SotFS.

I don't want to post in this thread though...

post more, slut.

I haven't though. I keep getting bored and end up starting a new character. I think all I have left on my furthest playthrough is the final boss and every in The Ringed City besides Demon Prince. Stopped playing right after I beat Demon prince and haven't returned since. Didn't even bother going to the next area. I think I'm just bored of the series.

I plat'd the whole series

good taste

FEEBLE

CURSED

ONE

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I wanna do a Lucatiel cosplay walkthrough for ds3, anyone knows where I can get her equipment?

I'm only aware of her sword that you get from the Tree boss.

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I'm looking forward to him stumbling through Sekiro but I agree that what he's been doing recently hasn't been all that appealing. Honestly what has he done recently that wasnt random shovelware or VR

I think he's still busy with moving shit, but I guess he's also just taking it a bit slower right now. The Seaman playthrough was amazing, I guess there's still DMC and Sekiro

DaS 3? It in a tower descending down from that side area with the fire demon near Siegwad. Her sword is from Curse Rotted Ballsac Tree. I don't know about her shield.

>Jerma might grow out of streaming in your lifetime

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I like all the people coming in being pretentious over this quote when it's such an easy thing to understand. It's not even about intelligence more so the idea that if you spend your time and energy gossiping and debating things like politics instead of using your ability to create, then you're wasting all the potential you have to create and there has never been a "great mind" who wasn't known for creating.

Wow...

GOD DAMN IT

He would need to make a goodbye stream and Jerma said he isn't ever gonna cry on stream, so not gonna happen.

>being pretentious
No it's just a retarded quote
>Wow did you really just spend your time studying the biographies of Roman Emperors so you can learn from history or something
>Lol fucking brainlet

You get her torso, gloves, and leggings from a tower, like said.
You get her hat by trading in a Vertebra Shackle at the crow. Get these by beating or playing as a Mound Maker.
Her shield is renamed to the Sunset Shield in this game. You get it from completing the Sirris questline.

You didn't read my post or you still don't understand. It's not about intelligence. It's about the fact that people who are considered "great minds" historically spent their lives dedicated to creating and learning about their field of interest. The implication of discussing people is referring to gossip rather than learning about historical figures or studying anything relative to the word "people". The context is given very blatantly. Small, average, and great only refer to the potential to benefit humanity with a focus in the subjects stated.

Good job OP you unintentionally made a Soulsborne thread

I'm playing it right now actually, I think I'm near the end. It's definitely the easiest Souls game, but still tougher than the average game.

What's your favorite weapon? I've mostly main'd the Astora Greatsword and the Lothric Knight Sword. Anything else fun to use? I have a strength/dex build.

They were spamming trans pride shit in chat constantly, even if the stream and the game had nothing to do with transexuals.

DS1 is literally the easiest user. Objectively.

Whats a fun build for das3?
Give me a reason to play it again

Cosplay a boss you enjoy such as nameless king or watchers of the abyss. Only use their armor/weapons

Boring

>It's definitely the easiest souls game
¿ How are brainlets like you alive. Did you even play the original DaS or DeS? DaS3 is so much harder than those, but you became proficient at the game.

>see souls thread
>its actually eceleb shit
Fuck off

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Then do something else faggot. I can't read your fucking mind. Do a naked no weapon run.

Impossible. I always get too bored to continue somewhere between the Pontiff and the Twin Princes

Boring.
Lets try something else.
Whats your favorite weapon

the game is too linear, replays are too boring

And this very image is discussing people.

Spears. Don't matter which, as long as it's a spear.

thank god jerma isnt doing gta rp streams. these twitch streamers are the most uncreative fucks. its either a BR game or they just watch youtube

Not me. Soulslike games are a meme and I don't see the appeal. Beat demons souls, started dark 1 and bllodborne but not for me

but everything is an idea, user

The only fun I'm having in 3 is joining the spears and destroying shitters with three summons with my kathedral build

i am addicted :/

(you can add like 200h+ to the normal DS PtdE games for winlive)

also Demon Souls 53h but lost the save game :( :(

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I did. Don't see what was so hard about him.

You are an extremely boring individual.

ON STREAM????

based Kraut

fuck off with the emoticons Hans Goldmeister :P

Jerma would be god tier in any RP game though

>playing dark souls for the first time
>missed lower undead berg
>roll though as much of the game as possible
>upgraded and leveled to hell and back
>finally find the capra demon
>one shot him
>didn't realize he was a boss
>come back to Yea Forums
>everyone is losing their minds over the big tough capra demon

How come chat didn't instantly tell Jerma though

>or was there a point where someone caught on for him and did the usual IT'S AN EBIL NAHTZEE BOOK MUH 6 GORILLION to kill off the fun?

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Beard guy makes a valid point

jerma already cried on stream during the re7 vr sessions from getting too scared

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1 and BB are the easiest though. BB was even my first soulsborne game.

yeah he's cried on other occasions as well I was joking because one day will be THE day and I somehow have to cope

Can I post in this thread if I only bought disc 2 of a game?

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This is a man that makes 5 hour streams of him just talking to chat and has a lot of fun doing it, he'll be fine.

>effortlessly regurgitate a piece of philosophy you found by way of some other pseud dipshit while you were browsing Yea Forums one day
>suddenly you're a better person than everyone else
do you really think yourself cooler because you can't enjoy the musings of another human being?
is no one allowed to discuss the legacy of shakespeare? chopin? steve harwell? van gogh?
what does that make you for holding on dearly to the words of someone else?

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so was this a different kim than the one hes dating now?

Suck a fart out of my ass

>all the angry replies
lol

Remember to invest wisely kids. Always do your research.

i only remember him from his tf2 days. Does he still do rumbles? and if so how do they compare to his first 2

He did a live action rumble with real people dressed like shit characters.
Jerma is insane.

ster's relationship with his wife is the only thing that always makes me feel lonely. they're so perfect for each other

The last rumble was probably the greatest. Go watch it right now

>Does he still do rumbles?
you missed the best one yet

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COFFEE

CHEETOS

CHICKEN

he paid 15,000 dollars for a one off joke
this guy is FUCKED

>he missed the birth of Super Jex

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wow you are so cool

Guy on the right drives a hard bargain

After the abortion that was DaS 2, I haven't bother with another From game since. I'm still going to post anyways.

His rumbles are even better but you kind of have to follow his streams to understand most of the characters. Jerma canon is deep.

holy fuck glueman is still a thing? Please tell me he didnt forget about the fucking egg

Unironically stayed up for that shit, green screen busting everyone and the second rumble crashing as he enters the ring was fucking magical, and then the creation of the super saiyan forms...
I wanna say this rumble is impossible to top, but who knows what this madman is capable of creating down the line

I beat it.

why are trannies associating themselves with jerma?

jerma is a famous mtftm streamer

they do that with everything good

ecelebs go in

ds3 is shit for real.

there was a charity stream on twitch for trans rights or something, when it ended, the host raided jerma, and now they try to make him say things like trans rights on stream with donations

This, man 2fags are delusional retards. Easiest game because there was never any sense of player balance.

Great idea would be to kill all muslims
Christchurch shooting was awesome
Brenton is a pretty cool guy

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Jesus, no way 2 players are actually this awful. Or are you trying to make 2's dlc seem like they have content? Each one is a few hours. 4 max.

I hate how Jerma has to be nice to everyone so they don't get offended. These people are literally spamming chat and donations to force a political subject which is something he hates. He knows that if he tells them to stop he'd get blamed for someone killing themselves or some shit. God, I fucking hate trannies.

Gotta love all the insecure fucks being angry at this image because they feel personally attacked by it. Guess it really rings true.

Fuck off edge lord

subscribe to pewdiepie

aye

bloodborne is hard tho

So you didn't play the chalice dungeons

I'm pretty sure he is annoyed by it and tries to let it fade out. There's no way he's not aware of the trannies, he can't be that oblivious.

I only beat Demons and Dark Souls 1, got tired of the formula.
I'm hoping Sekiro mixes it up enough.

Thanks user

that guy who streamed for the tranny charity hosted jerma when he was done, piling the tranny audience into jermas stream. They were constantly spamming the tranny heart to a point of annoyance for everyone, including jerma. Of course anyone who was vocal about it was called a bigot.
>just close chat
yeah I agree, but that doesnt solve the problem of jerma not being able to see any messages when they are being spammed out

he is, he's doing the right thing by ignoring them until the bit readings at the end (I never watch him read bits, dont know how much he interacts with them during)

Yeah me neither, it's a smart move.
Wisdom of age and stuff

he literally said "cringe" everytime they donated

It's kims fault she sucked the fun out of him

>So what do you do to have fun with your girlfriend?
>mutes his mic and obviously says "have sex"
The Seaman stream was a wild ride.
He seemed weirdly serious though, being all dismissive when people called him out on it. Especially considering he just went for the obvious haha porn answer when asked about his use of the internet.
I guess Kim must be a really good lay.

What do I win.

she looks like she fucks like a fighter jet

I stopped playing at Soul of Cinder, and loaned the game to a friend.

I lost interest, I'll come back to it when I'm done with nioh and bloodborne

Is that the guy that killed Santa on stream?

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This is the guy who got busted in the beam in Simpsons Hit and Run.

>only played dark souls 2 for like 30 minutes before dropping it
>only other soulslike ive played is the surge
do I have shit taste?

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hello

no, not really

>I stopped playing at the final boss

hey, didn't think I'd see you here. I'm a big fan of yours from ss13

I've beaten all five Souls games a minimum of ten times each and bought them all on release. I'm burned out.

fuck off and go back to shitting up /vrg/

>Censors /vg/
>but doesnt censor where it says /vg/ on the fucking chat
T-thanks for trying

it's funny because i dont shit up vrg, (You) do

what did he mean by this

I literally paid SSeth 2 thousand dollars to make that video, just to piss off /ss13g/

All fucking tripfags must hang

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You actually didn't piss anyone off dog, everyones happy we finally have players. We were dying before and now we're not, in fact even some oldfags are returning and are playing rounds now. Before it was a tranny infested serious RP server barely making it to 20 people, now we have over 200 constantly. Shits fun as fuck. So thanks man

>All these replys that are saying it's stupid
>These are the same people who probably have e-celeb autisim threads
>These are the same people that would reply to those threads
Holy fuck you are all hypocrites

Undertale/Deltarune is baby tier bullet hell

>and my feelings are hurt by the boo boo words

Ironic

>trans rights
What the fuck do they even mean with this. Are they implying trannies are opressed in any way? They're only giving people a reason to actually do that with their obnoxiousness

Jerma never forgets, he gets characters from the most obscure videos he has done 10 years later

who is this guy, he looks sorta FUCKED

>optional bonus area that's lategame is hard
>somehow representative of the main story
oof

He said in the official podcast the egg is his favourite character so he most likely hasn't

Hell no Seaman was amazing, so was Clock Tower 3. Both are the exact kind of weird ass games he needs to be playing.

My friend beat the last boss for me, does that count?

I beat it 15 times

Sad minds set "rules" for what is/isn't good discourse. This is some fakewoke, ego-stroking oversimplification.

Not saying this is a quality thread by any means, but that quote's dumb as shit.

Says the quote talking about people.

Regardless, i can see the point the quote is trying to make, but it ultimately fails at being anything but a generalization, since at what point do we separate the people from the events they are involved and the ideas behind such event? You can take even the most frivolous piece of news and extract from it people, events and ideas, and the dialogue will most likely involve all 3 at some point in time, making the point of the quote moot.