Hello everyone, Joker from Persona 5 will be available after the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Direct on April 11th. The Joker amiibo will be available on April 26th. Please take this leak with a grain of salt.
Here are the four remaining DLC fighters
-Crono from Chrono Trigger
-Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes
-Gunvolt from Azure Striker Gunvolt
-Banjo & Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie
haha poopoo peepee
>Smash
Literally no one cares anymore
>gunvolt
imagine all the lewds of his midriff we'd get
No Sora no real leak
DO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN DENY ME BEFORE MY REVEAL?
get him steve
fuck off, no westerner will know anything about the dlc also who the fuck is gunvolt?
>Gunvolt from Azure Striker Gunvolt
I fucking wish
Didn't think I'd see those eyes again.
I'm still mad holy shit
I'm honestly satsified with how LE's conclusion got. At least we didn't get some retarded "muh bad guy gets stomped by random shit cuz PIS" stuff this time.
Kind of hoping the same happens to MCU Thanos desu
>Banjo
Stopped reading there
You've been denied since day 1, blockhead.
kekekekeke
This kills grinchies
>At least we didn't get some retarded "muh bad guy gets stomped by random shit cuz PIS" stuff this time.
No, instead the villain got stomped by one random kid who didn't even deserve to be alive. Thief of Light is right, cunt stole the spotlight.
Not to mention Jack Noir who not only went unpunished, but took Ms Pain from Spades, who should've lived instead.
Why did he even fight the kids? His beef was with English, not with any kids.
I don't play Smash but I want Chrono to get in because it would make Vinny happy
>Banjo & Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie
YOU DON'T SAY?
Honestly, the biggest problems with fake leaks is that they're too detailed. Any real leak barely gives details.
We don't know for sure what happened to English (or Vriska for that matter), which is how things should be done because English was supposed to be "undefeatable".
There was a leak that described how Incineroar brings up ring ropes and has a skin that looks like Big the cat
You should be dead at this point.
Main character from an indie game developed by Inti Creates, who is able to use electric powers and is generally a fucking badass.
Seeeeeeeeething :^)
Were there any other details that weren't in the base game?
Remember when Caliborn pulled all four original kids into the house juju? That's how briska beat him with it.
What I don't get is how the kids got there in the first place.
>travis
Literally the most delusional pick ever. Worse than shantae even
Holy shit, Banjo's already been killed by Incineroar and now Steve is coming to double kill him
>Smash Fake Leak thread on Yea Forums turned into a Homestuck thread that should be in another thread
>No PS All-Stars thread around here
Fuck it, I'm going back to work, this board is dead
They got there with John's retcon powers
But it's still ambiguous how this Juju works and what exactly happened to English, Vriska and even these versions of the kids
>Smash Fake Leak thread on Yea Forums turned into a Homestuck thread
Honestly? Based.
>not taking the incredibly obvious and fitting chance to announce 3.0 shit and Joker details on April 1st
That, I can buy. Nintendo isn't smart with that kind of stuff.
Okay, yeah, I get that. I phrased my question wrong.
WHEN from the kids' perspective did they go to fight him, and HOW did they know when/where to go?
I'm no Stevefag but What is this image supposed to prove exactly?
That's unanswered because it happens after the comic's end
I'm still upset that they chose a Sony franchise mascot character for the first DLC
Supposedly, Vergeben confused this pig for the minecraft pig when he said "Minecraft content"
Shit can't find it but the fact it he even knew about that Incineroar skin is pretty insane, pretty sure it was from Tasnut who was the guy who leaked cloud back in Sm4sh and is now saying the 5chan leak might be legit because of what they heard about female/male alts. Somebody around here has to have the sauce
SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHAT SESSION MADE CALIBORN'S UNIVERSE
IT CAN'T BE THE KIDS BECAUSE THEY MADE THE GAY UNIVERSE
It's a meme, basically the joke is saying Vergeben's sources mistook this spirit for the Minecraft pig and this was the Minecraft content
IIRC Caliborn's universe is the alpha kids universe in the future
Sure it is. The more I think about this, the more I realize I either don't know or forgot. At one point I knew the fine details of the lil cal loop, now I don't even remember how gamzee reached caliborn.
Yeah I'm rusty af too desu. I considered rereading the comic but I don't have nearly enough time to do so
Let's work together and split the effort.
I'll read acts 1-5, you read act 6.
Different user but I've been lurking.
I wanted to reread it semi-recently, but remembering the amount of shit and fine details there were it turned me off.
Plus they ruined a potentially great game idea. Too bad.
>Shitty fake leak thread turned into Homestuck thread
WE DID IT Yea ForumsROS
what the fuck is homestuck
It's another episode of:
>all the dlc are third party again
Fuck off, kill yourself retard.
OKAY, SO
there's this kid, his name is JOHN EGBERT.
Hoe goes to play a computer game with his friends and accidentally destroys the planet in the process, but that's okay because the game teleports them to another dimension. The choices they make in the game make a black NPC SO INCONCEIVABLY MAD that he breaks the game in every interpretable way, he breaks it SO HARD that he even fucks up the game sessions that made their universe (the game makes new universes), but it turns out that only happened because one of the players of that other sessions gave a frog cancer.
Meanwhile, another, identical but markedly different black NPC is mad at a white man and sets out to kill him, but EVERYTHING EVERYONE DID was actually according to the white man's keikaku (TL: keikaku means plan) to summon (read: turn himself) into an angry green man in a gaudy jacket. So, the first black NPC is fucking up shit SO HARD that JOHN EGBERTS reset the universe and hops on a boat while some other kids hop on a rock and THIS IS WHERE IT ALL TURNS TO SHIT.
teen drama happens, then teen drama happens, then someone who died got unkilled (not the same as revived), so less (more) teen drama could happen.
Does that all make sense?
desu this is the only thing op got right
It's a webcomic. It's good. Read it.
This, why does OP waste people's time by """leaking""" characters that are already 100% confirmed?
>Crono and Gunvolt
Fuck I know it won't be but I wish this was real.
I would be 400% okay with this
>No Reimu
fake as shit
please bathe
>Every DLC list
>Made without waifu characters
You guys are absolutely stupid. Waifus are whalebait. Why would they not include at least one waifu DLC character? Immediately discredits your list if you think anyone in marketing wouldn't tell Sakurai to revisit his list. He's not above marketing analysts telling him "we see the trends that sell, and you're missing key trenders."
That's Kazooie.
Die
cringe
i never expected to see homestuck in a stevepost, i dont know how to feel
based. saving this thread.
please cope
This
You're not up to date with DEEPEST LORE that came from snapchat of all places. John gets so mad from being cucked as the last straight man in Universe Gay that we gets depressed aged 21, and decides that beating up Caliborn will make him feel better. It's implied he then gathers the rest of the Beta kids to go kick the green snot's face in, but gets RUSED and Caliborn's masterpiece happens.
Before that, I had my own theory, and I don't like this one, but it's cannon - John gets everyone killed by being "not a homosexual"
t. verge "minecraft content in the base game" ben cocksucker
You can "cringe" all you want, it doesn't debunk the fact that sexy and cool characters sell (and the entire freemium game model is built on this fuckin concept). DLC isn't made for game directors to have wet dreams, they're made to maximize profits. You don't maximize profits without using sex.
We're getting at least one female character. Screenshot this post. Every leak that's a sausagefest is absolutely wrong. I'm sure most of the newcomers will be male, but we need at least one female in the ranks. It's not "muh patterfag" talking, it's actual understanding of business and marketing.
Dude I bumped this thread from page 10
And look at it now. It's slowed down to a crawl
>Snapchat
Excuse me, what the fuck?
This is a Nintendo game you fucking retard, and Sakurai isn’t picking the DLC.
>-Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes
He was already de confirmed asshole, I wish it weren't true but it is. Sakurai is an asshole to his buddy suda.
>This is a Nintendo game you fucking retard
Oh right. That's why we didn't get female DLC for Sm4sh! Or why Fire Emblem didn't turn into a waifu simulator! Or why there hasn't been an increasing focus on female models being fapbait with new Nintendo titles. Silly me!
> Sakurai isn’t picking the DLC
He is. Nintendo's giving him a list, but he picks from that list. He has some control over who gets in still, and the final decision is still his to make, but he's being heavily guided on who he can pick. That's why I say that there's no way he'd get the okay to not include at least ONE waifu. Go ahead and screencap my post, repost it everywhere when I'm "BTFO,"
We
will
get
one
female
character
as
DLC
And that isn't counting Kazooie if Banjo gets in. We're getting an actual humanoid fappable character as DLC and every list that doesn't have one is fake as all fuck.
>All leaks are fucking fake
>we had like 3 legit ones during the base game, with 2 text leaks which had internal shit and PP included
retard
Gunvolt would be nice. Adding Copen to assist trophy, or some boss as stage hazard would be even better.
>Joker
>not releasing on April 1
Heh, nothing personnel OP... Heh...
Sakurai only develops the DLC and reviews Nintendo choices
BUT
that doesn't leave out the fact most of what Nintendo decided are doable so Sakurai wouldn't have to tell them to pock something else
the only upside to Nintendo picking is that we wont see Shillmon newcomer garbage in the Fighters Pass
GameFreak has already stated its Sakurai that decides the Pokemon choice and only him.
>Its shit. Don't read it
Ftfy
He's right you know. In Smash 4 there was a ZSS slot in the files even before Bayo was decided on. They were planning one of the DLC to be female all along.
We're getting a Bayo in Ultimate too. Personally hoping it's Reimu.
Source?
This is your waifu dlc pick, say something nice about her
>Next Direct is on the 11th
Wouldn't it make more sense to have it the week Atlus gives us details on Persona 5 R especially considering the likelihood of there being a female alt of Joker?
>Joker amiibo available so soon after his release.
Get real OP. It took months before Corrin and Bayonetta got their amiibos!
>Crono
Unlikely considering how stingy Square has been with Cloud in both 4 and Ultimate
>Travis Touchdown
Very out there choice. Therefore not going to happen.
>Gunvolt
dafuq is that?
>Banjo and Kazooie being the last character revealed instead of the E3 reveal.
GTFO OP
Sorry, got it wrong. There was an epilogue on the main site that included the snapshat images + what I was talking about. Also Viz now owns Homestuck, so we have become an anime.
I know about the snaps but none of what you said is happening in them
>There was an epilogue on the main site that included the snapshat images + what I was talking about.
Source?
Sakurai never stated in any of his interviews that female characters were ever preferred. If he gave a shit, Krystal and Ashley wouldnt be assist trophies. You waifufags are delusional and pathetic. Leave the roster predictions to the big boys.
>there are people expecting playable characters from western IPs
homestuck.com
From 5:25 is what I was talking about
Alright this one is more than deserved
except he's not wrong
>Literally just Caliborn taunting John
None of what you said is shown in there
Yeah, sure buddy.
>Travis
today, i will remind them
so then
explain why he is wrong, waifucuck?
One can hope
Do I really need to explain why they wouldn't say in an interview that they're putting female characters as DLC in order to sell their stuff?
I won't to fuck reimu
anything not officially stated is automatically bullshit until said
admit the fact you hated the examples so much because it wasn't what you wanted, biased waifushit.
especially with your "that doesn't count" shit
>-Crono from Chrono Trigger
>-Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes
>-Gunvolt from Azure Striker Gunvolt
>-Banjo & Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie
god i wish, kino lineup
Holy shit this better be bait
If it somehow isn't then just don't act surprised when we get a female character in the fighter pass lol
>Based retard unable to grasp context
>needs a hard affirmation from an authoritative figure to function
Kys faggot
i want to fuck her tits
>reading comprehension
Ultimate's female lineup was hilarious garbage compared to 4's. a glorified costume and a garbage semi-clone.
im expect maybe an female alt for Joker or even possible Erdrick. Im not putting shitty locks on anything recent or indieshit.
pic related is my dreampick but we get shitty Heihachi or Lloyd first due to legacy bullshit.
Anyone that sees that spirit would have thought that meant Minecraft content was in Ultimate. Chances are whoever told Vergeben that Minecraft was represented in Ultimate simply confused the Pig spirit with Minecraft.
Base game and DLC are two completely different things. DLC characters have to sell by themselves.
Also don't act like Reimu isn't a deserving character. She's, like, the only indie character that actually has enough legacy and popularity to deserve a spot.
even nips dont take Touhou in Smash seriously and lump it with Fateposting they get at 5channel
>Japan is 5 people
>watching streamers
shiggy diggy doo
a conspiracy autist in Yea Forums wont let go
so you read the full thing
cut off 5ch and you just decimate like 75% of the touhou fanbase
this is why i won't ever listen to "muh japan fans first" and indie retards ever again.
>Sakurai never stated in any of his interviews that female characters were ever preferred.
It is something he considers
ign.com
>I put Zero Suit Samus in thinking I wanted to include more characters from the popular Metroid series. Also, since Smash Bros. has few female characters, I was quite happy to include her.
ssbwiki.com
>Pic of the day. To celebrate the launch of The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds in Japan, Zelda joins the battle!! It's great to see so many female characters this time around
>No Cleopatra
lmao nice fake leak
Imagine my disappointment when I learned that Joker is some more retarded weeb shit instead of the internationally recognized Batman Villain.
what if Laxchris is the one making these fake leaks on Yea Forums for fun
>cut off 5ch and you just decimate like 75% of the touhou fanbase
Wrong
Also most people on 5ch are also supporting Reimu or don't give a shit, just like here, it's just 5 people shitposting against her
Do you really think Sonic or Cloud’s chances were affected by a few loud autists on forums and imageboards? Of fucking course Reimu will sell. It’s been around for 20 years Touhou still refuses to die - even in direct competition with gachashit. Touhou has become Japanese culture at this point.
>implying that their opinion matters
It's been a while...
This list is missing Steve the most likely dlc fighter that will be announced during the Microsoft e3 conference
Why HGpost when we can Homestuckpost?
For me, it's Vriska.
Imagine that
>E3 2019
>microsoft presents before nintendo
>reaching the end
>animated minecraft trailer for dungeons
>ends with steve holding a letter
>camera shows the smash ball on it and cuts to black
>confused applause
>most nincels aren’t watching the microsoft presentation
>they hear the news from either people online or the absolute war zone Yea Forums will be on reveal day
>two gaming icons and one doujinsoft garbage
retard
Reimu is Travis-tier at best.
5ch is a very popular japan community and even they think a porn VN or cheap doujingame ridden with Mediocre fangames is dumb for the roster.
would this be a continuation of the old seasons? or a straight reset
Depends. Update me on the old seasons.
>Taking memes seriously
Literally no one unironically thinks Touhou is porn or a VN you braindead faggot
SEASON I WINNERS:
>Joker (shoe-in)
>Banjo&Kazooie
>Hornet
>Jester
>Blackbeard
SEASON II WINNERS:
>Giorno Giovanna
>Tien Shinhan
>Travis Touchdown
>Cancerlot
>Duster
SEASON III WINNERS:
>Chazz
>Smallfry
>Depp
>Britney Spears (mommy)
>Tricky the Clown
SEASON IV WINNERS:
>Eggman (2nd try)
>YamCHAD
>Rance
>Mr. Video Games
>Samurai Jack
SEASON Yea Forums WINNERS:
>Screeching Milhouse
>Fat Akane
>Diogenes
>Big Al
-----
Season Yea Forums was never completed
i didn't call Touhou a porn VN you stupid incomprehensible retard
indirectly talking about Fate
Ah so I only missed like 3 rounds. Guess we can at least finish season 5.
ALRIGHT TEAM, hope you enjoyed your vacation, but we have some unfinished business to attend to. Indeed, we have one more character to decide on to complete our season 5 DLC roster! You know the drill at this point: first 36 replies with an image attached will constitute our tributes for this final round! The previous winners as well as the characters already in the base roster cannot be nominated.
>Worse than Shantae
>Jap dev with close relations with Sakurai and Nintendo
>Worse the group of waifufags
Leakers don’t start with Hello, everyone.
Terry Davis, we tried to finish up season Yea Forums but jannies were in full force and things fell apart
i might just be a simple avatarfag, but i want you to know sakuraiposter, if you're the one we've been with from the start, i respect your drive to continue trying, i honestly gave up hope of it ever finishing
Alpharius
I bring up Sonic and Cloud as comparison because they’re both controversial picks who had a great deal of detractors. Of course Reimu isnt as big as them, but if Nintendo wants to add an indie character, they wouldn’t consider 5ch’s opinion or any other internet forum for that matter.
senator armstrong
Oh sorry I thought you were being on topic.
Anyway, 5ch is just like Yea Forums, the majority of people either want Reimu in or don't give a shit. There's only like 5 discordfags memeing about not wanting her in.
>give advice to fake leakers to do better fake leaks
retard
Yep that's me. It's been one hell of a ride, and now that we're one character away from the end, I'm determined to see it through. The memes the likes of you and Yamchabro brought to the table made it all worth it.
>April 11th
Faggot
We're getting a direct this month
>first playable indie character in smash
>not quote
>not commandervideo
>not steve
>not reimu
>etc
>but gunvolt
would be pretty good dlc otherwise but this just fucking ruins it
well then, if you're determined to see it to the end, then so am I. Even if not this thread, there will be more chances. Godspeed sakuraiposter
>Anyway, 5ch is just like Yea Forums, the majority of people either want Reimu in or don't give a shit. There's only like 5
>majority
nice meme, each time Reimu gets brought up outside Yea Forums, people always say "she mostly popular in chansites" and shit.
not to mention the entire campaign behind Reimu for Smash was only countershitposting to Shantaefags at first.
>discordfags memeing about not wanting her in.
that's the opposite you idiot, especially the fact there's a touhou discords out in the open. heck, she already fell victim to a hoax rumor by JeuxVideo Discord goons.
>Gunvolt
Best possible indie rep fuck all westacucks and waifufags
>Sources
>My ass
Wasn't Travis Touchdown deconfirmed by his creators?
>each time Reimu gets brought up outside Yea Forums, people always say "she mostly popular in chansites" and shit.
Absolutely wrong. I bring her up a lot and this never happened.
>not to mention the entire campaign behind Reimu for Smash was only countershitposting to Shantaefags at first.
No, it was because she's actually deserving enough to get in the game. Just because otis discordfags are using her as an excuse to shitpost doesn't means she's a meme pick.
>that's the opposite you idiot
It quite literally isn't. People who are against Reimu come from the otisposting discord, they're "arguing" on both sides and pretty much shitposting for the sake of shitposting. While Reimu support is unironic.
You’re acting as if online “campaigns” have any bearing on which DLC characters are selected. Protip: they aren’t.
same desu
Why do you guys even think opinion on 5ch or any social media matters at all?
You think nintendo checks what people here want when they decide who to put in?
No, they'll look at what's popular overall.
Joker got chosen because Persona is a old and successful franchise and P5 is the newest and most critically acclaimed entry.
He wasn't asked for by a lot of people but that doesn't matter.
Every DLC character will be similar to him, from a currently ongoing franchise with critical acclaim and lots of fans, because that's what will make nintendo the most money.
actually walk out if Yea Forums for once
the LaPailleDor rumor was fucking pathetic and the faggot spamming Reimu during the ballot mislead a lot of retards.
its almost worse than people thinking Geno scored high in the ballot when that shit sailed since.
Dude, anti-Reimu fags are literally the most retarded anti-characterfags there is on this site. Don't act surprised.
mr house
I am not surprised at all, I've been arguing for months here.
But it's not just the anti-reimufags, everyone who supported a character who scored high on the fanpolls seems to think their twitter posts and fanart matter.
then im glad we agree Reimu isnt in Smash roster
indie/doujin fags are fucking pathetic
>Putting Touhou on the same level as shit like Shantae or Shovel Knight
Dude, the only pathetic one here is you. You make OP seem like a normal person.
dog burger
>falling for any leak with Reimu and Steve? on it
begone discordcuck
Any leak with Crono is fake.
Gene
yes
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BASED AND REDPILLED.
>crono
big PANT
Rayman
>durrr but this one taste different
they are the same shit
doujinshit and indieshit
do you eat shit? obsessive scatfag
Castlevania doesn't make money yet Xenoblade 2 did
guess which one got a rep?
sales never mattered
Gilgamesh
9-Volt and 18-Volt
You're one of those people who think Japan is 5 people right?
bait
Demoman
Peacock
How was Banjo ever killed by incineroar? and also
>Steve
>Killing anything
>After virginben cried his final tears
>Virginben has been quiet for awhile now
I'll say it as many times as it needs to be said, steveposting is fucking dead.
Space Dandy
>They didn't get the ref
Crew Cut
Scout
Vriska
Vergeben
Shovel Erdrick
Le Visiteur du Futur
Chris Redfield
>WOWWWWWWW IS THAT A HOMESTRUCK REF
Really don't care for that series.
Kek
>Homestruck
QUINT!
he's back
Marvel vs Capcom 2 Storm
omori
no erdrick makes this list not believable, sorry you wasted your time user
Let's amin-go!
bub and bob
Woolie
Name a first party female that could work in Smash that isn't just a genderbent MC.
Just like his sources said the new Zelda game would have nothing to do with Links Awakening. Lmfao
Smash bros leaker
Dynamit Headdy.
Anyone have the whole pic of Simon hugging Pit and Mega man?
Mung Daal
The Fiendish Tit.
Hey soccerguy, can we go to the edrick thread if you get banned? Also, subbmitting carlos,.
Hornet
Hideki Kamiya
Colonel Noodles