Splatoon thread - no breasts edition
Please do not post any pictures of characters with breasts, that's just ugly. Only flat girls and cute boys thanks.
Did you enjoy the splatfest?
Splatoon thread - no breasts edition
Nolan Wood
Justin Morgan
YOU CAN ENJOY MUH DICK
Jeremiah Cox
Bentley Ortiz
I only play smash because I hate team games. Most of you guys are retarded.
Shame because splatoon is a 10/10 game.
It would be the perfect game if you could play split screen on the same console with friends and play no-team modes.
Grayson Young
Inklings are so sexy but I never played the games. I'm not into multi-player shit though, and my switch is hacked so no online play for me, should I play Splatoon 2 + the DLC in single player or is the game not that great of an experience in single player compared to just fapping to inkling fanart? Finally, can you play this game split screen or offline using multiple switches?
Alexander Turner
Colton Adams
I enjoyed the single player. I dont fap to underage cartoon mostners.
There is no split screen, you can play offline against other switches on wifi. Every player needs a console.
Brody Gonzalez
Leo Harris
Why are inklings so fucking sexy? Cartoon monsters from games intended for children shouldn't be so sexy.
Kevin Thompson
Nicholas Hall
Carson Williams
They're kids
Angel Brown
Imagine the smell
Joseph Campbell
Ah, so that explains it!
Xavier Jackson
Marie have the biggest dong
Austin Fisher
The main campaign is pretty fun, it's basically a glorified tutorial but it's solid.
Octo Expansion is fantastic, it has like 4x as many "stages" as the main campaign (they're mostly shorter but much more challenging) and the story is great. Not to mention the 8/8 aesthetic.
Asher Bailey
If your switch is hacked, can't you just get the game for free? The single player experience is pretty fun. Online is only fun in bursts in my opinion. It quickly gets repetitive.
Caleb Phillips
Marie is best girl
Adrian Hernandez
They're definitely humanoid squids though.
Jason Rogers
>What did you think of the splatfest
It was interesting seeing how many people were in full costume. I saw more wizards in the morning and knights in the afternoon.
Also fuck I need to beat the campaign alredy god damn.
Austin Thomas
disagree
Brandon Cruz
Agree
Henry Wright
You couldnt pay me
Jacob Baker
I like wholesome art more than I do with lewds. Lewds are nice, but I really like the former
Josiah Gray
that's nice user
Cooper Torres
I agree with this particular user.
Lewds are often so nihilistic.
Christian Fisher
Asher Edwards
Leo Sanchez
Nicholas Sanchez
Jason Murphy
Gavin Morales
Callie, Marie, Pearl and Marina aren't, though. They barely look different from the others.
Nathaniel Cook
meant to reply to
Adrian Gonzalez
Juan Bailey
what's your favorite weapon
why is it your favorite
Evan Lewis
What would you think if in splatoon 3 there was an actual difference between octo and inkling based on what we know from the sunken scrolls which is : inklings are dumber bur have greater physical abilities and octos have better weapons but are weaker. I'd say inklings get a small boost in swim speed and faster ink regeneration (10% each) and octos get -10% health but subs cost less (10% less from base inktank), specials build up 5% faster and ink tank are 10% bigger
Nathaniel Ramirez
Splatcharger
Best sub, best special and knowing the effects of my respawn punisher makes me stupidly happy
Sebastian Brooks
the wholesome art is better because the squids are unfuckable mutants
people tried making sfm porn of them and it never really took off
Landon Anderson
Ian Martin
I love callie!
Jayden Wright
Cute
Xavier Butler
Hello again.
Jayden Jenkins
oh hi again! Admittedly I feel a little bad about derailing the agent 8 thread with callie last time
Tyler Johnson
>Did you enjoy the splatfest?
>have to work saturdays
>shift ends at 3:00pm, so I can play the rest of the afternoon
>get a message saying that due to repairs, the whole area is going to lose power until 8:00pm
>no power or internet for me
>they fucked up the estimate and it got extended another hour
>wound up not playing it at because I had to go to sleep early due to plans the next day
I picked team wizard, and we wound up winning, so I guess it all worked out in the end.
Isaiah Price
>Did you enjoy the splatfest?
only when teaming with frens
splatfest solo is the worst experience in the game
>wizard won
slight shock but then again not really
Julian Martinez
I love when splatfests come around because my daughter loves this game. We'll all just hunker down and fight for our team~
Carson Powell
>tfw Love the aesthetic and lore but have grown tired of the game itself
Spin-off when?
Andrew Young
at least it's a positive derail
chimu
Connor Carter
They're not attractive though. Especially Pearl and Marina. Pure reddit bait, they are.
Adrian Rogers
i guess you're right about that, how are you today calliefriend?
Dylan Clark
What was the last Squartfest about?
Ethan Jenkins
chimmits
Blake Edwards
Not him but I feel good. I am trying to learn to draw.
Adrian Collins
oh thats good to hear, how's that going so far?
James Gutierrez
Stop waifu spamming and reply to this post.
Jose Rodriguez
Different game but here's a drawing
Adam Harris
Use google
Christopher Scott
oooh, thats pretty good! that's yuri from DDLC right?
Elijah Price
Is this going to end in /ss/quid?
Asher Lopez
Yeah.
Carson Barnes
oh nice I was right! Yeah, it looks great user!
Hunter Clark
I wish I could find the draw user that drew pic related.
its gets me diamonds every time and i wanted to know if he drew any more squid girls
Ethan Davis
better than the past 2 days
I know this artist but I don't remember seeing this one and that is heavily smalled/compressed. Can't find it. Their name is harutarou orion 3boshi
who would name their kid that baka
hell is a squartfest
Brody Davis
Hnnggg, I want to touch that squid boy
Jaxson Evans
i'm not sure what happened the past two days, but at least you're feeling better
Alexander Walker
I got it from the person's twitter
Grayson Cruz
I don't think so hun, that's just the picture I normally use when I post in a thread