ALRIGHT YOU DONKEYS. Give me one game to look forward to at E3. Fresh, RUSTIC, simple, delicious, yes? GET A MOVE ON
ALRIGHT YOU DONKEYS. Give me one game to look forward to at E3. Fresh, RUSTIC, simple, delicious, yes? GET A MOVE ON
Justin Perry
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Daniel Sanchez
hells kitchen is fucking stupid
>cooks scallops fine
>producers change the pans stealthily replacing them with shit ones
>gordan yells and you have to take it confusingly
>wastes 700lbs of food a night
Nicholas Brooks
Chef, I’ve prepared a linear, story-driven third-person shooter game for E3, which has a smidge more cutscene than gameplay content, is driven by the atmosphere of the dark, color-devoud world, and has just a pinch of hot topic US social issues represented in a positive manner in the game’s narrative. I think the critics are really going to enjoy it.
Dominic Gonzalez
Name one time this has happened
Christopher Williams
Oh my GOD. C'mere c'mere c'mere YOU. STOP. Look at it! IT'S A FIRST PARTY SONY TITLE. THERE'S NO GAMEPLAY. IT'S ROTTEN. Just stop, look LOOK AT IT. IN THE BIN. BACK TO YOUR STATION.
Samuel Phillips
>no one has yet to prove this
Michael Martinez
Metroid Prime 4
Brody Mitchell
MHW: Iceborne
Austin Mitchell
Certainly looks all right. And the engine? Did you make it fresh?
Leo Reyes
Jesus Christ just look at his face, the man's got more wrinkles than Gandhi's scrotum.
Jackson Barnes
Borderlands 3 coming right up, Chef!
Carson Collins
Where’s Gabe? GABE? How are we doing on Half Life 3? Come on big boy, customers ARE WAITING. WHAT ARE YOU DOOOING
Leo Nguyen
Cyberbland 2049, Bannerlord footage and aoe4 are the only things worth paying attention to.
James Davis
>canned the old version they were working on recently
>implying they'll have anything to show this E3
Adrian Diaz
>advertisement festival where the industry can pat each other on the back
Stop watching advertisements.
Ethan Murphy
Um, chef? We haven't even started half-life 3 yet
Sebastian Evans
If you spent 90% of your life yelling at half-wits and getting stressed out over nutrients you'd be wrinkly as fuck too
Levi Ward
Nioh 2, chef. We are finally getting details about it. If they iron out the issues of the first one it could be a three Michelin star dish!
Chase Miller
Oh come on. RANDY. C’mere. Where is that little fucker. RANDY GET HERE. Explain to me, who wrote this. Was it you? I swear, if you say it was Anthony Burch you’re done, you know that yeah? Fuck me.
Robert Gonzalez
Animal Crossing. They've been holding off info for so fucking long considering the game's coming out later this year, it has to be one of their major games for their presentation. Most likely alongside Sword and Shield.
Jordan Miller
These things. They take time, chef.
Alexander Brown
>implying they won't have a revamped logo
Leo Martinez
YES, CHEF!
Easton Fisher
Everyone has proven it, then? Go be ESL somewhere else.
Elijah Howard
Yes chef. I started out with an experimental flavor, but i tasted it and decided to go with a new spin on the classic engine instead. I went back to basics with this dish and brought in Retro for seasoning. Took a little long but i think my efforts were fruitful, chef.
Christopher Long
Harry Potter RPG, walking chef!
Blake Morales
I see. And Hermione, is she fresh or frozen?
Jace Torres
Not in it, Chef. New Waifu's are cooking!
Logan Cooper
Excuse me. Say that again. No Hermione at all? So WHO IS THE CUSTOMER GOING TO FUCK?
John Williams
>is there anything today that I played, that wasn't microwaved?
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