are elves trustful?
Are elves trustful?
Easton Robinson
Levi Harris
I main a Blood Elf girl... I'd say so!
Jaxson Stewart
>are elves SLUTFUL?
yes
Ethan Bailey
I want to be elf!
Chase Clark
Oh look, another off-topic elf shitposting thread that starts with a female elf. The cropped porn has already been posted. Great.
Levi Nguyen
>no futa
actually repulsed
Christian Flores
Obviously not
Burn all elves and elves apologists
Christian Perez
Ooh, that pic would be really hot if she was futa huh? Though when I'm on the bottom like that i kind of prefer not being one...
Lucas Hall
Elves are for marriage
John Harris
That's well well-meaning, but ultimately are you just another off-topic shitposter.
Austin Cox
I, Malekith, king of the druchii, have come to announce that this thread is officially based and redpilled
Lincoln Williams
Me too
Noah Miller
Hey Yea Forums, tell me about male elves in videogames, the only one i know it's by name is link and his a hylian and that mad one from kingdoms of abalur: reckoning.
Cooper Roberts
I don't care about this thread, it was always supposed to be an off-topic shitposting thread and this won't change even with the mod doing a good job cleaning this up.
Have some Divayth Fyr, one of the most based Dunmer, that fucks his female clones on a regular basis and sports some almost full set of daedric armor. Which is incredibly rare in Morrowind.
Ryan Parker
Go back to /tg/ if you're so mad about it, then.
Owen Bailey
MALEKITH IS THE ONLY TRUE KING OF THE ELVEN RACE!
Noah Cooper
>E*gi
Not even once.
Ian Watson
that elf is from dragon's crown tho
Levi Sullivan
I like to be the Elf because every strong adventuring party needs someone who can boost morale!
Anthony Flores
Doesn't stop his thread from being a low-quality shitposting thread that only pays a lipservice to video games.
Robert Williams
Why don't you go back to the sperg nest that is /tg/ noldorfag?
I'm sure there's someone calling the high elves faggots in a Warhammer thread, how will your beloved imaginary Jews survive without your protection from elf haters?
Jonathan Parker
Can you give a fellow elf some morale boosting tips? My party always seems so distracted!
Thomas Thompson
Are they distracted because of your slutty elf outfit, or some other reason?
Dylan Ortiz
Are humans?
Zachary Hall
S-slutty? I'm just wearing my regular priestess clothes!
I do see them digging in their pants all the time though... what's up with that?
Hunter Edwards
Elf to Elf, it's slutty. Own it.
Jose Gomez
Own it huh.. I guess that means instead of holy magic for healing I need to flash my ass and tits for the party then...
Landon Kelly
You'll have to learn how to mix it of course. Promise them that they'll be able to do anything they want with your assets if they win! Though if you flaunt it too much you might become a target for the enemy group, too.
Aiden Price
Adam Jones
Literally crafted for HUMAN cock
Adrian James
Nathan Russell
Oh darling, don't sweat'it. I was like you once, a young 146 years old elve full of dreams and worries about my fellow, lesser races, companions decisions. Harness the moment, the confusion and heart void you feel everytime your pets get excited to enter a tavern to eat some bland food or they get amazed about some mundane magic like an arcane gate or a clone.
You will understand my words in between 300 and 500 years from now.
Andrew Sanders
Of course op.
Jack Hill
this shit right here is why nobody takes elf priests seriously
Juan Nelson
>anime off-topic gets deleted
>thread turns into roleplaying faggotry
At least it's somewhat different from the usual shitposting in these threads.
Leo Russell
Anything with my assets?! Well.. if it's for the party, I can do that. Even if they are all... twice my size.
And of course, definitely don't want to draw aggro, last thing I need is a bear on my ass!
A-anything for the party...
Aiden Walker
Why do elves have to harass fine upstanding orcish gentlemen? What the fuck is their problem?
Jaxson Gutierrez
We are a very serious class/race combo!
Jaxon Gutierrez
Mason Watson
It's just people that self-insert into female characters to erpg are some of the worst shit that could happen to this fictional race.
Nicholas Bell
Elven interests are only ever for Elves. They don't care about you.
Alexander Carter
I'm only 68 myself... I'm very new to this whole adventuring thing too, I'm more excited than my group sometimes!
Oh come on! We should be taken very seriously, who else will come to the rescue?!
Landon Reed
That's not an Elf, that's a nigger!
Jayden White
I hate pig orcs and wolf Kobolds so much.
Jack Green
It's a best elf race.
Kayden Price
Lies
Ryder Carter
But user, a negro isn't an Elf.
Blake Lewis
Of course not, they'll steal all the fries!
Joseph Nguyen
>454923754
Not even worth a (You).
Aiden Miller
The older ones are total sluts
Austin Bailey
Absolutely heretical.
Jacob Allen
Sorry you like nogs I guess.
Noah Anderson
Look, suggest using a human or dwarf priest's "assets" and you'll be lucky to walk away with your skull intact.
You guys hand it out for free
Gabriel Davis
You could have posted Morathi, but that shit never happened.
Joshua King
That's hell if i ever heard of one, elves slave wouldn't let you surf the internet, truly the devil it self
Elijah Scott
Hey I've seen some humans more than open to it! It's not too out there for some of them.
But I hand mine out to help the people! I heal them with my stuff!
David Anderson
Morathi only has eyes for Malekith
Connor Taylor
Stupid potato elf
Jack Richardson
Right, "some"
as opposed to "vast majority"
Do you know how hard it was to find an elf priest that was actually interested in spreading her god's worship while fully clothed?
I've only ever found one!
Robert Bell
Skin to skin contact sometimes helps persuade those more willful non-believers.
Luke Evans
Looook, as a woman of the faith I can tell you it's much easier to spread the word with a little less on you. People line up for a sermon when I show up in town!
Ryder King
> tfw Elves declare themselves to be the rightful owners of all the lands
> You just want to live somewhere that isn't a shitty fucking desert where everything is either dying or toxic
> You are forced into declaring war on the elves due to blockading of territory rights
> The Golems and Merfolk side with the Elves just to spite you
> The Ancient Tribe of Mages who you thought were extinct reveals that they're actually secret sworn allies to the Elves
> You get your arse handed to you so hard in the war that most of your population is dead and you've been pushed right to the edge of the shitty arid valley you used to live in and are borderline getting forced into the dunes beyond
> tfw you pray to the gods above but get no response so you seek out the ancient artifact they left behind hoping, having a dream in which one of the Wood Nymphs allows you to reach the artifact
> Your dream comes true and you're able to obtain the god's artifact but you're corrupted by power leaving your people behind
> The Wood Nymph turns out to be another fucking Elf and along with the Elf Royalty defeat you sending you into the void
> Now you amass enough power to finally return and lay conquest on the world
> The new Elf King buries you and your kin underwater, so you take your time to ponder on your actions and come to the conclusion that you can reach a peaceful resolution
> You attempt to retrieve the God's artifact and are within spitting distance of being able to bring peace and prosperity to not only your kin but also the Elves, Golems, Wood Nymphs and Avians
> But the fucking Elf King ruins everything, causing you to snap
> You lash out at the Elves standing against you but get stabbed in the skull
> You accept your fate and the fate of your people as the world you knew and everything that ever meant anything to you is destroyed by the very gods that lead you down this path of destruction
Now you are at peace
Caleb Rodriguez
DATZ CUZ YUR DOIN IT ALL WRONG
IF YOU WANT PEPUL TO LISTEN TO YUR GOD MUMBO JUMBO YOU JUST GOTTA BREATHE FIRE ON SUM GITS IN DA CROWD SO YOU HAVE DER ATTENTION AND DEN WARN EM DAT YOU'LL EAT THEIR SOULS IF THEY DON'T LISTEN
TRUST ME, IT WORKS
Henry Cook
I feel like being half naked would help in this case too.
Juan White
For fuck's sake guys that's not the point.
They're not lining up for the sermon, and they definitely don't remember a word you've said 15 minutes later, im trying to help you here.
Put on some functional armor, pick up a mace, and start clearing out caves. I can guarantee people will start taking you seriously then.
Gavin Bailey
You're just addicted to being varying amounts of naked, aren't you?
Sebastian Wilson
That's a Cleric's job!
Ryder Lee
A cleric is a priest that's decided he want's to be taken seriously.
Oliver Hughes
Who isnt?
Tyler Campbell
A little elf girl doesn't have the body to be a Cleric.
Logan Turner
That's a lie and you know it.
Im fully aware of how durable you elves are.
Jaxson Carter
Combat durability is not the same as durability in bed!
Jaxon Lopez
That doesn't get the word of my god through town though! People need to see what I can offer, they can't see if I'm doing dirty hard work in the dark reaches of a cave! Besides, my hair will get messy.
And yeah, I don't have the form for that! You're basically telling me to go get killed!
...yeah of course I am
Nathan Morris
No. Elves are not trustworthy at all. Still love them though, I love generic fantasy races 99% of the time.
Nathaniel Davis
I wasn't talking about bed durability!
You guys have some crazy agility, stamina and bullshit magic enchantments. You can handle a fight.
Granted you don't have the durability of an orc, but nothing else does, that's what armor is for.
John Butler
I don't want to get into the thick of a fight though. Cleaning blood out of clothes is never fun.
Thomas Rodriguez
If you wear armor the blood won't get to your clothes...
Ryan Thomas
And again, the hair! I barely want to go out when it's humid, why would I want to get it bloody?
Sebastian Hughes
Fine, whatever, you win
im only trying to help you two, but if you wanna just slut it around in the middle of a fight go ahead.
The worse part is getting hired to clear a goblin cave and finding mindbroken elf priests in there. Really breaks my heart, but whatever.
I still get payed at the end of it all.
Nathan Morales
Sauce?
Ian Watson
Oh it'll be fine! I've been into.. 2 goblin nests already, it's nothing my friends can't handle. Thanks for trying though! I promise we'll be okay!
Landon Wilson
Elf-san wa Yaserarenai
It's not porn just so you know
Xavier Howard
Man, Japs can't even do elves justice. It's all waifu shit and dex fagging. Elves wore armor, used swords and spears, and slayed dragons before humans even happened.
Eli Thompson
Fat Elf asses are the best.
James Sanders
I prefer Oni myself, but i wouldn't throw an elf out of my bed
Noah Watson
>tfw no elf healslut to mating press into a coma
Ryder Jones
I'd rather be the fat assed elf in bed with the oni.
Caleb Green
How can she heal the party if shes in a coma?
Thomas Barnes
There's two of us here in this thread you know!
Jeremiah Long
H-hey, don't sign me up for extra quests without asking me first!
..But yes hello.
Jose Smith
Are elves lustful?
Daniel Cook
Maybe we are... maybe we aren't.
Christopher Reed
no
Matthew Harris
*fat ass Elves
FTFY
Jose Thomas
discord?
Chase Lopez
Jaxson Reed
Most fun Dragon's Crown character.
Juan Brooks
I only have a Kik unfortunately. Sorry, user. :(
Daniel Myers
tenn#8936
Leo Cooper
>the long nosed
Oy vey
Justin Roberts
More like Lustful
Noah Clark
Javel#4230
Justin Hall
No.
James Jenkins
>two already posted
why even reply?
Justin Martinez
We need to answer the real questions that matter in life.
Lucas Brooks
The answer is yes, we're complete and utter cumdumps
Ian Stewart
Prove it
Colton Young
Alright MAYBE that's just me.
Matthew Nelson
It's definitely more then just you.
Nathan Reyes
Oh yeah? How lustful are the other elves getting then?
Dominic Hill
Good
James Gray
Are elves popful?
Justin Wright
Though there's nothing wrong with being lustful, in my opinion.
Joseph Allen
You can trust Dunmer, yes
Isaac Lewis
What kills me about night elves is everyone who ERP's them is a troll or a femboy. Constant dumbfuckery ruins the race for me. Which sucks because they're my favorite.
Noah Sullivan
Fuck Elves
Nicholas Sullivan
>Fuck Elves
We all want to
Ryder Hughes
What really? I see no reason to play them as anything but 100% night elf woman when I do. They're the best chicks in the game and I love playing something so sexy.
Joseph Rogers
Elder Scrolls elves > everything else
Zachary Bell
They're all like that, some more so then others, and some like to pretend they're not, but we know that's not the case.
That's the plan.
Austin Wood
That tattoo really triggers me.
Thomas Rodriguez
It's gotten to the point on Moonguard that I just ignore Nelf players, because I know it will end badly/ with nothing. I feel like Blizzard has literally created a hell scenario for me where these elves are always in my face with hot ass outfits, but I know the dumb fuck playing them will ruin it somehow.
Robert Diaz
You do realise they are men right?
Jacob Lewis
Clearly. But I'm a degenerate so who cares.
Jacob Davis
That is the best part. Women are terrible at sexual fantasies.
Grayson Rogers
I want to fuck OP's Elf
Cameron Evans
Who doesn't?
Parker Perez
that depends on the lore.
Daniel Reyes
>Mageweave
Ian Hall
Nice hips
Liam Fisher
There is one thing you can trust them