Turn 1 Island -> Pteramander
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Turn 1 Island -> Pteramander
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Uh-oh. I think I'm about to get trannied, lads.
>numagic
absolutely fucking disgusting
>you mean i have to read the card now? hy wizards why???
Yeah. Shock
Incoming Bi-Curious Obsession
>spells can't be too powerful
>let's just ram creatures into each other
>They still have one untapped Island as they attack into you
What the fuck am I supposed to now?
hey guys what's up
post your commanders lads
Hands down best card ever printed. Nothing else has ever even come close for me. MAYBE Bolas. Shame what they did to her when she got re-released.
You're supposed to get TRANNIED
the other one got an upgrade though.
When are you ever going to get 15 mana to play it?
lol do you even eldrazi
>Best deck is so cheap it only requires one Mythic wildcard and eight Rare wildcards
>No need for rare lands
Based Jews of the Coast looking out for the poor little guy
desu no
>Memander
This
>Play their turn
Is an awesome mechanic dont get me wrong, but its nowhere near as useful as fucking
>MOTHERFUCKING ANNIHILATOR 6
>PROTECTION FROM COLORED FUCKING SPELLS. NOT JUST INSTANTS. SPELLS.
>ANTI-MILL SHUFFLE MECHANIC
>empties your graveyard
>exiles half the creatures in your deck
heh, nothin personnel
I think he meant that Bolas got an upgrade.
>Kaya, the TERF
What did they mean by this?
I only need 2 mana to play it
>replying to frogposters
>Ayo, ain't none of you crackas have no pussy
JESUS CHRIST, KAYA! WE'RE TRYING TO BE INCLUSIVE HERE!
Annihilator seems like such a mistake considering they basically replaced it with the next eldrazi set
*Triples in price just because it blocks trannies in your path*
To be fair, Battle for Zendikar was a way bigger mistake
did someone say exiling
I guess if you just like win conditions that are fat creatures with upside.
Bfz was fine. It was a pretty weak set for the most part.
Oath of the Gatewatch was fucking stupid, though
Nah. BfZ is probably the worst set released this half decade.
I don't really play MtG but this creature seems pretty busted. How can this thing realistically be killed?
They have made some answers to it ever since.
I'm genuinely of the opinion that 100% of Golgari players literally do not know how to construct any other form of BG deck. You could be playing hardcore permanent control, you could be playing token lockdown, you could be playing Glissa artifacts, you could be playing any number of tron/combat tricks with commanders like Sapling, you could be playing Black mana dumps with extreme ramp (Exsanguinate et al.), but no, it's always the same Meren deck with the same 40 cards, the same 36 lands, and they're always incredibly boring no matter what, because a single bojuka bog will delete them from play.
Wait, nevermind, Emrakul has protection from this spell. doesn't, though :^)
This isnt an answer.
But yes there are many ways around Em these days
>Flying
>Thinking emoji
Flying squirrels is a classic my dude
I meant it was fine in the sense that it didn't fuck anything over and made almost 0 impact even in standard, like Born of the Gods and Dragon's Maze.
Are shit like scarecrows, fungi and rats any good in magic?
You have to use cards that bypass the wording, like pic related.
I love my Slimefoot deck son. Thats some good old fashioned aristocrats with access to that lovely green mana, and fuck yeah saprolings.
Non targeting effects
Any edict effect
This, on the other hand, funnily enough, actually does get rid of Emrakul
Semantics, semantics
Painter's Servant has a mill combo and busted rats can be a draft tradition in certain sets.
Make your opponent sacrifice it, kill it with an effect on a permanent, stopping your opponent from ever being able to play it.
Yeah. Commander has decks based around all of those.
Competitive formats, not so much.
Yeah, but it was horrible to draft and draft is the ultimate way to play Magic
That's too slow against the Emrakul. You need an instant response to the Emrakul because getting wrecked even once by that annihilator 6 pretty much means that you lose.
The Chup kills it.
>best card ever printed
>literally two deck types that can actually run her
>loses to majority of the top tier decks
try again
because something something it's not being targeted by the spell, it's being targeted by an effect of the enchantment created by the spell, right?
An instant that says "exile target creature" wouldn't work, but this does
I hate this card. I don't buy a dumb Chupacabra killing a cool beast, let alone Emrakul. Dumb flavor.
I have a relatively recent Glissa artefacts deck that im still tweaking and let me tell ya, not having access to blue is a giant pain in the ass.
You can use Aether Vial to flash in something like Deputy of Detention
noob here, been playing for about half a month. I liked default red-blue and blue-white decks, so I've been mostly playing around with various modified versions of them. Haven't spent any money and haven't read any guides or tips. Any advices?
If you play Commander, you can easily have powerhouse decks for all three of those.
>Scarecrows
Hard tribal along with things like Conspiracy to make it so everything you drop is a scarecrow, is a copy of a scarecrow, or has become a scarecrow, and you can clear the board one permanent at a time
>Fungi
There are a few ways to do this, but the most common are Ghave and Slimefoot, who use the symbiotic Saproling and Fungus effects to maximize value and often produce infinites and the like.
>Rats
Marrow Gnawer, nuff said. Goes clean infinite with Thornbite staff and has a lot of versatility if you want to play a straightfoward rats game.
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ARE YOU READY FOR THE GREATEST DECK EVER
16 SWAMPS
4 THRUMMING STONES
4 DIABOLIC TUTORS
40 RELENTLESS RATS
FINAL DESTINATION
I'm everyone's friend
Fuck you, I like reanimating and she's a really good reanimator.
Yes, once JtN hits the stack and creates its effect its no longer a spell, its a permanent with an effect. The player then dictates what is affected by that permanent.
Protection from spells means an entity cant be a target of a spell being cast (on the stack).
MEMANDER PLAYERS FUCK OFF. ARENA DOESN'T HAVE THAT SHIT FORMAT!
I hate BGx players that can't let go of their heyday
>"Bloodbraid Elf unbanned in modern! Jund tier 1 again"
That card didn't do shit for Jund, and the whole BGx archetype has been tier 2.5 at best for several years now.
And that's precisely why I won't be playing Arena or any other fag MTG Standard simulator.
this is my main deck so far
Battle For Zendikar was the mistake, you dolt. Annihilator was perfect for Eldrazi and the few that were printed were genuinely interesting. BFZ just threw all that shit out the window for half-assed flavor that amounted to nothing. Plus that was when the Jacewatch was doing its worst Marvel impression so the lore all sucked.
>literally have to wait till turn 5 to be able to do anything.
>most decks can kill u turn 4 or less.
detention sphere and surgical extraction says hi
Back to /tg/, scrub.
Stop playing 1-of everything. Most of your cards should be 4-ofs in order to enhance consistency.
Play a good TCG.
Reaper King is really fucking cool as a commander because you can utilize stuff like changelings to trigger his vindicate ability.
>that shit art that always comes with anime card games
no thank you.
it was a different time
i hope this gets a modern horizons reprint.
I played DBS for a month and stopped playing when SS3 Goku became the only viable leader.
I want Daze more than anything, but that's because I play Phoenix and Death's Shadow
commanderfags killed my lgs by tricking new people into buying precons then stomping them with their $2k decks
He got banned ages ago.
Play another good card game.
Based, 1v1 EDH is for fags anyways
Force is more likely than Daze. Force would certainly bring Modern back into a better place.
MtG sucks now. Sold almost all my collection
I love mono-blue tempo. Nothing more satisfying than beating people who spend hundreds of dollars on their deck with a cheap one.
is RDW a thing this standard or have wizards finally gutted red?
RDW is literally always in standard
Mono Red and Mono Blue are the 2 most common decks on Arena.
RDW is still there, unchanged, if not worse than ever.
It's still very strong, but not nearly as strong as it was back in the Kaladesh + Amonkhet days.
As a full aggro player this makes me happy.
God, I wish that were me.
>Literally card number 1488
Jesus Christ
It's really fucking weak because of all the incidental lifegain running around and a lot of the meta being terrible matchups.
It's probably still good vs Reclamation decks at least.
Disclaimer:
I'm talking about paper and Bo3 gameplay here because Bo1 is for mouthbreathing subhumans. Red is still extremely good in Bo1.
The artist is a know white supremacist artist too. I don't know how they didn't catch it before it went to print.
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Any super aggro deck is great in a bo1 such as vintage dredge. That format is for degenerates though and bo3 or 5 even is obviously superior.
*dabs on you*
People told me RDW was still kicking but a 4 mana spell foils their plans? Guess I was lied to.
How the FUCK do I make a commander deck? My friends are all obsessed with it but it seems like the stupidest format this side of hearthstone
>hehe what if we made format thats even MORE rng than usual! you have to have 100 cards and none can be the same!!! eheheheheeh rng is the best part of magic rite guys!!!!
Build this and make them regret ever roping you into the bullshit format.
Yeah, it's a retarded meme format made for le wacky interactions with nothing substantial happening for 5 hours while everyone jacks off with solitaire shit
>Bo1 is for mouthbreathing subhumans
I sure do love playing 15-30 min games vs one deck archetype when I can queue Bo1 and face 5 different decks in 15 mins.
>B-B-But side boarding requires skill!
No it doesn't. You literally just tech cards in vs the specific deck you are playing against.I bet you 70%-80% of mtg arena players plays Bo1 over Bo3 ranked.
You and literally everyone else on Earth you uncreative fuck
lets bo1 bro mtgtop8.com
commander is the "10 mins no rush" ruleset of mtg, its for casuals to get a kick out of their themed decks going off that would never cut it in actual play.
Let me guess. All of these are in some form stax control right?
Is there a commander that can search for sorceries so I can abuse Approach of the Second Sun? I was thinking about using this chic as my commander with a counter/destroy deck but she can only kill one person at a time whereas Second Sun straight up wins you the game
I'm happy to play silly gimmick decks but having a 1 card limit ruins the fun of magic for me.
Nope
>Approach of the Second Sun
If you hate fun and hate the game in general, play combo Narset
Not sure desu. I just know Zur is degenerate enough to turn casual players off. Here's a list of tutors tappedout.net
Be quiet, Yea Forumsirgin.
photo familiar
I only hate Commander
Then you'll love Narset.
she's fast and fun
BfZ was my first sealed event and it killed my interest for limited until Ravnica Allegiance
Brohug for the colors mainly. Make everyone draw and play cards that double everyone's mana, it's hectic and fun.
Hah, gayyyy
GAY
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You can Remove Soul a Soulless One in MtG, user. Dumb flavor is par for the course.
I've been considering trying to make a Rakdos burn deck with Fireblade Artist, Priest of Forgotten Gods, and a bunch of monsters that can replace themselves. Is it a shithead idea?
nope, that's RB Aristocrats. Just put some Judiths in there and have some fun
>WotC somehow find another way to pump more money from a dead horse
>It sucks
God I fucking hate Arena because of how limited it is but it’s the only way to play
PoWER CREeEP HAS GoNE TOO FaRRRR
There's some ways but you're not really supposed to. 15 mana is a riddiculous amount, most decks run 24 lands in a 60 card deck and most games are over before you even hit 7 lands. If a card that expensive doesn't basically win you the game there's no point
Bo1 is more fair in standard than anything else, but even then there's too much nexus running around.
MTG is a game designed around sideboard. Some decks have very strong game 1s, but suffer heavily postboard. Like dredge or reanimator or combo decks. Or, in this standard, nexus of fate. In Bo1, it's literally all Nexus and mono red, both decks ignoring the other and trying to kill as soon as possible. Not very fun.
>green flyers
I can hear Maro breaking down from here.
boomer cringe
>In Bo1, it's literally all Nexus and mono red
Not anymore because they banned Nexus of Fate for Bo1 specifically, kek
Is it viable to build a deck that is nothing but burn spells?
In standard probably not, but a lot more realistic in other formats
Yeah a nice juicy Moment of Craving. Good thing I was on the play
>MFW completely f2p and have a full 3-color deck that's 90% rares/mythics
Feels great to not be shit at drafting bros
>not knowing about the gb 4/4 vigilance flying creature
>durr the game should just be dredge decks playing Solitaire
fuck off retarded brainlet aggronigger
black is a flying color though.
Best leader coming through
Oh sorry you thought you would get to play the cards in your deck?
Fuck off. There's a reason everyone hates you off the board and out the game
Maybe next game you can actually play your cards. Tough luck
>forest x2, nullhide x3
What do you pick bro?
>using discard spells against affinity
wew lad all he has to do is play a hired poisoner and your hand does literal nothing
Do you have a list for that Blue Zombies user?
>mfw I don't play against gay meta net deckers and just make my own decks from scratch while playing against my buddies and their homebrew decks in Tabletop Simulator and I see weenies complaining about card prices and meta bullshit
>Having to keep track of the rules yourself
I'd rather play netdeckers
How does blue zombies even work when 90% of monoblue zombies are trashy vanilla/french vanilla creatures
Do you have dumb brain or are you just a zoomer?
>Yea Forums is literally too stupid to play Tabletop games now
just exile it lol
The color pie killed magic.
>black is a flying color
Pretty sure its a blue colour
Do you think being mindraped by Emrakul feels good?
...turn 1 shock?
Hey fellas, don't mind me, just here to ruin every game I show up in
It's black too
>annihlator 6
Really can't stand the faggy decks that run this, Thief of Sanity, Hostage Taker, and that shitty Legend that just becomes copies of them. What a fucking lame deck.
Makes sense, flying is for faggots and only faggots play black and or blue
t.white/green player
Black is a joke color.
>tfw complain to play group constantly about x's Ulamog
>"Oh no it's fine, like, sure he's strong but there's counters..."
>a month goes by
>I pull an Ulamog
>shit on play group constantly
>"Hey we've been thinking, your Ulamog is kinda really OP. We'd appreciate if you didn't run him anymore."
The only faggot color is blue, black is based
>thinks the Emrakul destroyer is gay
>"Hey Chippy, you draw that demon we wanted?:
>"Oh, shit, I still need to do that, uh, any design notes?"
>"Just make it a demon, man. Give it a sword or some shit."
>"Big Demon, Bigger Sword, got it."
If you win 4 games a day and finish daily quests you can get one booster pack a day.
I straight up banned Eldrazi at my table because everything about them is anti-fun, no one misses it except the faggot that ran a elf mana ramp deck with Ulamog.
>The best MTG game ever isn't even MTG
I have never ever seen a player manage to adapt a Pteramander. It never happens.
Shit card
Why did you post the wrong image?
What's hilarious is that if you're good enough at drafting, you earn enough crystals to pay for another draft.
I read the entire ruleset front to back when I was learning the game because I got sick of always asking my friend to look shit up on her phone
I don't get it. Is this image trying to argue net decking is illogical? Because it isn't. It's uncreative, but you don't win magic by being creative. You do it by minmaxing numbers (and getting lucky)
Man, fuck blue
>all those Gold fags in this thread
Please, don't talk about "strategies" when you are not even in plat or myth. Go and copy your tranny decks
Even professional players at the Pro Tours sometimes miss shit. I'm sure you guys do too. Not having to bother with all of that shit and having it automated is a million times better.
>ctrl+f "tran"
>4 hits
what the fuck happened since m12 I don't remember this being a thing
You clearly don't play much Magic
A tranny won the Pro Tour with tranny blue (formerly mono blue tempo)
It was pretty epic
It's crazy what happens when you take something that's already indestructable, and also make it hexproof. Have fun removing my equipment that I'll just replace before you can remove my Ulamog. Fucking idiots.
ima just leave this boi here.
Nah. You need Urborg, the fucker that gives Swampwalk to all your creatures when he's in the grave and the gofast boots.
Also some discard outlet, can't remember what was used. Maybe the Dark Ritual spellshaper.
can you try this again but with some different words, what the hell makes mono blue tempo "tranny blue"
Just read from this post onward
Nah its just a shitty card. If somebody finally manages to adapt it I can still just pop it for 1 damage and be done with it.
Absolute fucking trash.
>people hating on blue for being no-fun-allowed
wow I'm not really sure what I expected
holy shit, dare I say... seething?
Eldrazi in general were a mistake.
Anime card games really can't design cards, this shit is so ugly and hard to read.
Flying is a white thing too. Nigga it's literally a "every color except green" thing.
Remember when phil foglio made that porn card game? That game was pretty shit.
Whats the problem with zendikar and eldrazi? I keep hearing people shit on the expansion.
Get shocked
RoE was fine, but BfZ and OGW were bullshit.
BfZ is just a bad set. The only reason people opened it was for expedition lands. OGW introduced tons of powerful and low costing eldrazi that broke modern and legacy because of Eye of Ugin
This is incredible lol
Eye of Ugin was a fucking mistake
I'm surprising there are that many people cheering for the tranny. But it's rightful. Mono Blue Tempo > Esper Control
Eye of Ugin was perfectly fine until the new Eldrazi.
They KNEW the card existed but printed that shit anyway because fuck it
The best part is how the /vg/ threads became a bait war for the past month because of it. People seething that the OP mentions the tranny winning.