ITT: your best SS13 round

Someone post the Clune one.

the one where i left ss13 and went to lifeweb
discord.gg/Z88pqTp

join us, we have working cinemas and no rules/admin drama

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how into ss13

Did LW leak yet? I'm tired of waiting for the weekends to play.

Search 'wiki' and 'ss13' and then read each of the like 4 wikis. Also if the server has their own wiki read that too

how long does it take to strangle someone to death and is it efficient? I've only done it to monkies and not any real players yet cause I don't wanna get my shit kicked in if it goes sour.

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Toxin bombing shuttle

>playing as HoS
>assistant gives me all access
>captain is being a moron and
>keeps trying to murder all access guy
>start security mutiny
>arrest captain, hold a trial
>station overwhelmingly votes guilty.
>demote him to janitor, force him into the clothes

Next round:
>friendly wizard shows up
>all access guy is now captain
>captain gets security to murder the fuck out of the wizard
>captain personally borgs the wizard
>borgwizard starts yelling that captain is clearly metagrudging him in revenge for the attempted murder last round
>mfw borgwizard gets banned

Admins suck, newfags don't even try. I was addicted for two plus years but the admins, at least on /tg/ station, were trash.

Anyway a couple of stories

>Be detective
>Rest of security and command staff generally retarded as usual
>Husks found
>Begin tracking the ling, trying to gather information
>Had two or three of his identities worked out
>Traveling through maintenance
>Get stung
>Husked
>He tossed my brain to the Robotocist hoping I'd be borged
>Get placed in the brain holder (forget the name)
>Beg Robotocist to not borg me but instead put my brain into the stompy driller mech
>He does
>Shuttle is called, head to escape
>See ling sitting on the shuttle
>Drill him to death and kill him
>He had every objective completed except for survive and escape
>Mfw

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Second story

>Start round as botanist
>Animals were recently introduced and I wanted to raise chickens
>Other botanist immediately starts to kill the animals even though I tell him to stop
>Get my hatchet and slip him and start chopping
>Security is called, haul me away put me in HoP line for demotion
>Head of Personnel wants to fuck off, asks me if I want to be the new HoP
>I say yes, immediately move to demote previous botanist
>He gets ass blasted
>Eventually I get him sent away to permanent brig
>He was crying in adminhelp the whole time and cried on the forums but I knew what I did was validsalad so I didn't care

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Pick a good server for newbies.
Read the rules.
Join a round as a cargo tech
Walk around and explore the station and learn the controls.
After a couple of rounds, try being a janitor, chef, botanist, bartender or some other easy job with no real responsibility.
Avoid Head roles, Security, Engineering, Medical for a while, they're hard.
Avoid playing Clown, Mime, IAA/Lawyer and Chaplain too. They're really roleplay heavy jobs.
Especially clown. Bring a good clown is probably the hardest job on the station, as you basically need to know every department and a lot of game mechanics inside out in order to troll people the hardest and get the last laugh.

Fuck you Seth you piece of shit.

>have to beg for people to play your shitty knockoff for trannies

Nah, gas yourself.

>It's another episode of sseth reviews a game you like and now you can't talk about it for a month

I honestly hope someone griefs him in real life

why, what's the issue

his fanbase is a pile of squealing 15 year old retards

>no rules/admin drama
>discord

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sseth here

well I'm a fan, but not a rabid douchebag

M-MOMMY MY SHITTY COMPUTER GAME GOT FOUND BY THE POPULAR NERD ON THE VIDEO WEBSITE AND NOW ALL THESE PLEBS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT HELP

Seth your editing is fucking atrocious and you just steal others greentext stories pretending they're your own.
Fuck off

can you back-up that claim? genuinely curious

What does the clown do?

He clowns.

trigger shitcurity

not that guy but he stole other youtubers footage in his DF video and edited the video description only after a bunch of people called him out
>"I'm going to use every tileset"
nice try nigger

keeps up the crew's morale

Depends.

Shit clowns don't do shit.
Meh clowns annoy people then get killed
Good clowns are either funny or good at not getting caught
Master Clowns are evil masterminds of chaos

Is /vg/ station still active? Any alternatives?

Boombox

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Yeah, it's a shame you will miss out all those SS13 threadson Yea Forums.
Yes sir, one of the most discussed video games on the red.
Kill yourself

Hardest job on the station to do well.
He exists to fuck with security and make their job harder while they try to catch the actual antags.
Clown also uses everything he can to troll the station and keep the round interesting and the narrative moving along.
If there's a court case it's up to the clown to show up with "IMPORTANT EVIDENCE" by releasing 50 monkeys into the court room.
It's up to the clown to scare the shit out of people in the dark corners of maintenance by honking his horn and squeaking his shoes.
A good clown means the difference between an okay round of ss13 or a legendary round that spawns greentext stories and is talked about for years to come.
Cuban Pete
Shoe Snatchin' Willie
Etc