OH NO NO NO

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Valve drones ding dong diddly seethin'

As a non-white, there's nothing more appealing than mating with a white girl.

WHO IS SHE!?
Jesus christ she won the genetic lottery

As a white, there's nothing less appealing than black women.

c'mon bros..... we can get a gf like that.... we just have to get healthy (not super muscled, don't fall for the meme), get confidence... and search for the right one
there are plenty of idiots out there so don't let them discourage you my bros...

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>paying for vidya
Retards.

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I hope steam wrecks them.

based lonely and horny bros

pinterest.com/pin/294493263125590432/
source for anons

that's racist but also true

They're overrated, stick with Latinas you'll thank me later.

What application is that?

I don't want a gf, I want you.

I wonder if they could do something to the files being looked at that would make the Epic Launcher crash on startup
That would be too good, it won't happen

but I'm a 6'2 man bro I'm very manly I'm not like that pretty girl in the OP....

My nigger. As a Hispanic I love white girls.

>that chink backslash

She have tit pics?

>not a single developer wanted forums and the toxicity they bring

they created a word they can use to shame people for speaking negatively about a product. it's fucking amazing. imagine if you were given the wrong order at a restaurant and when you told them they messed up they called you racist until you left.

i feel like some genius must be behind the useage of 'toxicity' and 'entitlement', because i can't imagine any other type of business being able to actively shame and browbeat it's customers (and encourage other customers to do it for them too) like this.

>mmmmmno
>ah, the internet!

NEVER EVER

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Exactly

Process Explorer i think.

>key necklace
UH OH

He still wants you to stick it up his butt.

what does it mean user?

dude what are you even saying? in a third-world shithole something like that would be more likely to be legal.

fuck this guy

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speak for urself whitey i still got a chance

This is my ideal woman

You don't want to know.

Coolio, thanks.

ohh yes i do

14 years old?

Keeping someone in chastity and taunting them by keeping the key to their cock cage visible.

look at this dude

>pale girls with blue eyes

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She's not 14

Those tits look a little big for a 14 year old.

>we only look at just the one file
>proceeds to look at every possible directory

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Pic related is also 14.
Welcome to the new world.

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but I'm only into girls probably into femenine shaved bois dunno never tried

No they don't, especially not in this world of hormone infused chicken. Most 14 year olds are bigger than that these days.

The truth is usually racist. Black women are only attractive when the unattractive black features were bred out of them by whites or Asians.

In terms of female power rankings by race, it goes (in my opinion):
Brown women >>> Asian women >>> White women >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(repeat infinitely) Black women

If they hit puberty early it means they have a single mother. And will soon be a single mother themselves.

Look it up I shit you not. The body detects the lack of father pheromones.

Pic related was 14 over 10 years ago by now.

that pic is so old bitch must be a grandma now

that's cheating

For what purpose

Yeah, good times.

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Nah. Valve is fucked. They’ve been dead quiet for fucking years. Artifact was trash. Officially announced HL3 isn’t getting made. CSGO community is losing interest. No decent games announced.

How are they fucked?
They are the owners of Steam, videogame development is a secondary thing for them at this point.

Can someone explain what is happening?

It's evolutionary for the survival of the tribe. If the men are missing that that means it's either war time he died in a hunt. The body matures faster in order to pump out more men to protect the tribe.

I shit you not.

God I wish I had a goth/scene/emo wife

why the fuck did they have to be replaced by fucking hipsters

>owners of steam
>a platform that’s getting games pulled because other companies are finally realizing that valve doesn’t have a monopoly

>Black women are only attractive when the unattractive black features were bred out
But the same goes for brown women.
Not to mention that most of them are fat.

And you should specify asian women to Japanese.
Chinese women have ugly, round faces, and Koreans need surgery due to how ugly they all are.

god i wish that key was to my chastity cage

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the epic launcher is accesing the steam folder to peek your games and shit

The process that starts the epic launcher appears to access every steam directory it can find.

This guy's running epic launcher and looking at the actions that run when turned on, those actions showing up is the opening of tons of different steamfiles with your information in it being copied.

So?
They've held pretty much a monopoly for about 15 years now, you think the money they earned during that time all goes away, specially when they've barely spent that money on anything?
And since Steam has the biggest audience, it'll remain the main platform for a long time, if not forever, since the other launchers only have what the devs that own them release.

Ok that's creepy.

The emo and scene thing tends to be just a phase, sadly.
And goths drop the entire thing the moment they start being happy, so you are stuck in that, if you get a goth girlfriend and she's happy with you, she'll eventually stop being goth.

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You should have learned by now not to engage the shitposters and chink-shills in these threads.

I don´t know why I still bother reading these shitty threads, it´s always the same exact faggots writing the same exact shit:
>"Valve's "monopoly" must be destroyed! How is it a monopoly? LOL do you expect me to tell you that?"
>"LOL Steamdrones"
>"Epic are doing it for the developers! Think of the developers, 30% cut!"
>"Super Meat Boy is selling better on Switch than it did on Steam, have this Kotaku-link, this clearly makes it ok for Epic to pay third-party devs for exclusivity!"
>"Hah, this game nobody cares about is an Epic Store exclusive! Take that, Gaben! Who needs Halo if you got rip-off Burnout?"

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Goth isn't just about being sad

There's a goth qt streamer named Frozensorrow and she's not always sad

There's some people with a very strong personality who actually stick with it, but it's rare.
A lot of them are just depressed people with a lot of emotional baggage.

How is this whore 16?

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You need that to play porn games.

To prove that people taking teenage wives back then had the right idea.

>implying arbitrary man-made numeric system can rule over reality and nature
user, its time for us to have that talk

It's just a scientific fact that girls are at their sexiest and most fertile when they're 14-16, and it's only downhill from there.

The thing about "goth" is that its work. You have to do a lot to look goth. Nobody wakes up goth, you gotta put on the right clothes, the right makeup, and sometimes you gotta put on the right attitude because you don't feel particularly goth today. That's why it tends to be a phase, people get tired of putting in the work to peacock a personality.

I'll reply to corporate shilling warfare if it means I see more cute girls. I just want me and my fellow gooseposters to see our daydream girlfriends.

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This.

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I need a name

For me it's shortstacks. If her height starts with 4 I want more.

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I firmly believe the goth look can make all non-deformed and non-fat girls look good.

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Pale skin and dark hair is the god tier combination.

She turned 17 recently.

imagine being her dad
imagine being powerless while your daughter gets dicked daily by many guys of all ethnicities from a very early age, acts like a literal prostitute online while men of all ages masturbate furiously.
imagine all your buddies wanting to dick your underage daughter
imagine you wanting to dick your underage daughter
just imagine that

She looks like Avril Lavigne.

>tfw I didn´t even realize I had the Epic launcher installed for UT for like 2 years but never fucking used it
>was reminded that I actually still had it because several people tried to hack/accessed my account apparently

I uninstalled that shit right away.

Literally in the picture nogga.

She is.

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Literally malware

>bugmen make literal spyware launcher
>try to play the good guy

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A distreasing situation.
Only way to recover your honor as a father in such a case, is fucking your daughter yourself.

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>people keep throwing stereotypes at chinks
>chinks end up proving them all right

I agree. Pale skin, bright eyes and black hair are the best combination possible. I've also always liked red hair, be it natural or dyed so long as it doesn't look incredibly fake.

I've always wanted a girl that had the emo/goth vibe to them but didn't go too hard on it. I get the idea of putting on an act and goth being something you have to actively try to be. I just wish there were girls that did the general look but didn't go the full mile. There's a fine line between emo and goth looking appealing or gaudy and gross.

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In one of her instagram posts, she implies that after running away to celebrate her birthday in LA, she came back home and got her ass beat. Imagine trying to discipline someone like her.

Thx user.

>she came back home and got her ass beat
imagine getting a hardon while you try to punish your daughter

I'd beat her womb with my dick until she's a mother

how are her parents ok with this shit?
im a pretty chill dude but fuck damn if this was my 16yo daughter id want to kill myself

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You mean punk chicks or something like that?
They are pretty much watered down emos.

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In China, intellectual property doesn't really exist and it's all owned by the government.

Because most parents don't check their kids' social media accounts, since they don't have social media themselves?
And who the fuck cares in the first place?

There is literally no way to prevent this shit without being a control freak with your children, social media will be the end of civilization

How do I get one?

Depends. I've known plenty of punk girls that took it too far for my taste. I mean a girl with morbid interests and has that dark aesthetic but isn't 100% bitch emo or whatever.

Based

We will always stand by valve and Gaben. Epic store will never achieve the seem prestige and security that steam has given us over the years.

You can find them on punk band concerts, not too hard.

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How do I find them without doing something I don't normally do like going to punk concerts?

>Because most parents don't check their kids' social media accounts, since they don't have social media themselves?
how much of a boomer are you?
she's 16, her parents are probably in their mid 30s-early 40s

im 26 and my fucking granparents use social media

>that camera angle/framing

Guaranteed to be a whale.

it's Procmon

It's obligatory to take pics in that angle if you are going for the 2007 MySpace emo vibe.

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Nothing remotely illegal about using unofficial APIs.

I love this timeline.

By being a person that would do those things to meet them.

Based Yuiposter

>Thinking she's actually 17, or 16 for that matter.

Bitch is probably 20, 19 at most. She's selling nudes of herself on snapchat, and she has a website. Lots of insta whores online lie about their age so they can get desperate fucks to pay for their shit. For example, there was a 15yo russian twerk dancer that got exposed as actually being 24yo, he just looked 15yo.

is she single

process monitor, part of the sysinternals suite by Mark Russinovich, the most chad MS employee to ever exist

So piracy is OK when it's business to business?

>5'1"
>almost impossible t find women shorter than me
>When i do we look like 2 munchkins everywhere we go
>people literally stare and give us "AWWW SO CUTE" eyes.
>we have adult problems and live regular live but people think were children in adult bdies it seems

FUCK BRO'S WHY IS LIFE SO HARD MY PARENTS ARE BOTH 5'10"+ WHAT HAPPENED.

At least my dick is hilariously over proportioned to my body.

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I guess meeting one through your friends?
Otherwise you'll rely on luck to find one in a "dateable" situation.
It's not like you are just going to ask a random girl on the street to date you.

>She's selling nudes of herself on snapchat
somebody find that shit right now

i dont doubt you btw. she could very well be of age and just faking it