Meanwhile, on Omega Yea Forums...
Meanwhile, on Omega Yea Forums
I can't imagine something more cucked than marrying to an asari
Hey does this place get delivery
Some bataricuck kept yelling at me, but I don't know why since he didn't have auto translation for his omni tool installed
Explain.
>just want to leave and go home
>stuck in indentured servitude repairing gayming PCs
kill me please
hmm...
Who stole from who here?
> Falling for the smoke an mirrors routine of a space lizard who just wants to plunder your best genetic material
> You don't even get to fuck, they just jack your mind a bit
> They live for centuries so the slim amount of time you spend with them is nothing and they'll ultimately forget you as they go on succing the genetic material of any alien species they come across.
Halo 2 came out in 2004
Shite Effect 2 came out in 2011
Cerberus was an improvement.
REMOVE BRS
Freedom ain't free. The power of the Hegemony gotta be littered with the blood of turians and humans. Galactic Council a.k.a. blights in power is no ruler of mine. they are scheming against us and are probbaly indoctrinated as well ;DD. PIRACY and slavery not trade and DEMOCRACY ok. praise balak.
Vanilla Galaxy of Fantasy is coming bros, what are you rolling
Krogan shaman here
Aria is so full of herself. I can’t stand listening to her conversations. She always acts like a major bitch
Guys, is it legal to fuck a Vorcha girl? She told me that 3 years old is a mature age for her race but I think she is lying
>a Vorcha girl
How could you tell?
Come on, let me in!
Come on, let me in!
Aria is expecting me... ugh.
Your average asari will probably do it for free
I'm getting really fucking sick of those High Charity faggots prank calling us, we gotta do something about it
I studied the anatomical compendium of race, Vorcha woman have sightly less raspy voice, bigger hips and a second penis
well she does to, I met her at the Afterlife and gave me her adress
>stole
>thinking any ideas are actually completely;y original and concocted out of nothing
k
Keep being degenerates with aliens you fucking faggots
We'll keep on cracking planets
Yea Forumsshimura out
Fuck you faggot, how can you call me cucked when I'm plowing that blue pussy every day
t. man with dick bitten off
Nobody cares about vorchas dude, do whatever the fuck you want, except putting your dick anywhere near that mouth.
Jesus christ
Nice High Charity you got there biofags.
>third oxygen system failure in the mines this week
REEEEE ARIA STOP FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT MOVES AND FIX THIS
HOW DO I GET A TURIAN GF AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
this
every other race is garbage or wants to kill you
>tfw no geth gf
You don't, turians hate humans.
Only stuck-up high ranking military gaylords
Your average turian is probably fine with humans nowadays. I mean, we have a lot in common, like enjoying shooting things and people.
And cloaca sex.
>geth
Patrician taste.
hot
The andromeda galaxy aint free. The Nexus and Aya have gotta be litterd with the blood of Kett. The Archon, a.k.a the shite-con is NOT my Exalter, he is a inbreed and a possible Kett Empire Usurper as well :DD, NEXUS and ASSAULT not KETT and EXALT okay?
Praise the Pathfinder
Aria's bitchiness is so hot I need to tame that bitch
Stop I'm getting all flustered
God she's so fucking cute
>have a turian gf who is really into being submissive
>while fucking her from behind you ask
"Tell me...fuck...who lost the war?"
>you say in a teasing manner between your breath
>"Ahhh, we...we lost, oooh"
>watching her squirm below you only amplifies your thrusts, earning a loud moan from her
Yeah but I would kill every salarian on omega just to sniff her brapper
I wanna fug her.
This desu, Sonic ripoffs
I'm in the back eating Aria's ass.
>he fell for Gavorn's tricks
how do asari change gender? could i get my girl to grow a thick cock and two delicious balls for me?
Preitor" Its a Vorcha i gonna gun him down " Gavorn?
Wort, Wort, Wort, my fellow Charitychad
>"We mate now, stupid human. Vorcha horny, needs dick"
Stop lying to yourself to seem cool on the internet, if Asari don't have cocks then you aint gay nigga.
*Starwars rip-off*
Indeed, dab on ME fags and their inferior series.