It's that fucking time. Post shit and I'll say it in Sonic's voice

"and remember kids, Pontaff can't write for shit!"

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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I’M SO LONELY AND HORNY

He never will with that attitude

He doesn't sound like his current voice, but he definitely sounds close to Ryan Drummond's.

Call my face a poo-poo platter because I'm eatin' Amy's doo-doo batter!

Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

"You're about to find out why my real dad died Terry, he denied me my dino nuggies like you are doing now, this is the end."

I wanna cum in soldiers 76s face

"subscribe to pewdiepie"

You're too slow!

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tfw no gf

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Hey hey hey this is CRAZZZYYY TAXXIII

B A S E D

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

This is amazing, thank you

"DMC5 and KH3 are great, XV is shit"

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oh wow, you're the joker ive heard so much about. a kid at a sega q and a asked for this

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk! Have at you.

"Oh shit. Looks like Tails is having another anal prolapse episode. (sigh) Better get the plunger."

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WATER, FIRE, AIR AND DIRT
FUCKING MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK

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who the fuck is this king k rool faggot?

This is truly amazing. Thanks a lot, user!

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“I’m going to show these Islamists why they should subscribe to Pewdiepie”

So, this is what they call a heartwarming family reunion, huh?

JK ROWLING TOOK OVER AS HEAD WRITER FOR MY NEXT GAME
EGGMAN IS NOW TRANS, AMY SHITS ON THE FLOOR ALL THE TIME AND I CONTRACTED AIDS AFTER TAKING KNUCKLES' FOUR HEADED DICK UP MY ASS

You sound like Mike Matei trying to sound like Sonic. You should start reading things in Mike Matei's voice instead.

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"I am the the hedgehog who came from earth to defeat you.
Despite my calm and quiet heart i am the legendary warrior awakened by intense anger.

I am Sonic the Hedgehog

DBZ shit cause why not)

Blessed

Sonic, you must do the one thing Batman has refused to do to end this madness. That’s right, you must rape the Joker.

If this meme is going to go full force, then you must complete it. Let’s heae what sonic would say upon interacting with Joker. Don’t let Gordon down

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Your top 5 Sonic games and the best song from each

You don't have to tell me twice but during the stone age!

Also these threads have taught me to always have multiple bottles of water and toilet nearby.

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“You’re going to love this. Trust me. What you’re seeing now is my normal blue blur state. This is a Super Sonic. And this! This is what is known as a Super Sonic that has ascended above a Super Sonic. Or you could just call this a Super Sonic 2/Hyper Sonic

AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

I'm sorry it took much longer than the others. I havent had the occasion to practice this one. This is what I call a Super Sonic 3/Ultra Insinct Sonic.

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do the sonic vs shadow faker scene but as Ryan Sonic vs Jason Sonic

"Rice grows with water"

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The Jason imitation was really good

please shit on my chest tails

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Based word filter.

n-n-no not again!

AAAAHHHHH NOT MY SHITCH!!!

NOOOOOO!

somebody help me! aaaaggh

miyamoto... help... me...

he's sucking me in

oh no i don't want to go in there!

aaaahh!!!

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>Not a sega console

go back

"Alone on a Friday night? GOD, you're pathetic."

cunnyposting again, huh? not cool, man. not cool

Fallout new vegas was a mistake buy 76 now

"Hi, this is Sonic the Hedgehog, and I'm here to say, Sonic Boom: The Rise of Lyric, is the best Sonic the Hedgehog game ever made!"

"This is what is known as a Super Sonic. Now this, this is what is known as someone who has ascended past a Super Sonic, or you could just call it Super Sonic 2. And this, is, to go, even further, beyond. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

Holy shit your shadow is 100% on god damn point! If you can do shadow, can you do Vegetas meaningless speech?
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Or his pride or even his end speech where he says Goku is the best?
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4 minutes in.

"So, nice scars you got there, Joker from Batman. I see you didn't outrun the Chemical Plant in time, haha!"

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Jesus christ I can't stop laughing

Thank you user
This is truly epic

>Super Sonic mind
What makes DB and Sonic go so well together?

You and that one Shadow the Hedgehog impressionist are based.

"You don't have to tell me twice! But during the stone age...".

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"Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA"

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in shadow's voice please
"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here. WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHTMARE MOTHERFUCKER"

My name, by the way, is Sonic. But you can call me Sonic the Hedgehog, has a nice ring to it don't you think?

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"Strongest beetles are the strongest beetles in the world"

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n-n-no not again!

AAAAHHHHH NOT MY GENESIS!!!

NOOOOOO!

somebody help me! aaaaggh

knuckles... help... me...

he's sucking me in

oh no i don't want to go in there!

aaaahh!!!

"As a bird to air or a fish to water, so is contempt to the contemptible."

Or

"Nero go! You're just dead weight."

Pick whatever one you want

fucking legend mate

CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS

Nama Jeff

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Imagine the smell of Cream's ears.

OP, please do the BRAAAAP copypasta, I'd post it but it gets me banned every time

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"Tails lost his character development for spreading to Chaos 0, making him tonight's big loser"

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Why does Amy want to have sex with me when we don't have genitals?

fucking based

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MY FUCKING SIDES

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A tour de force

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"I was supposed to be the fastest, but I was too slow to save 6 million flickies"

Fuck you, Jojo! I'm the one livin' in a Gangster's Paradise!

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Tails, I'm trying to run around, but I'm dummy thick and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Egg Pawns

Oh no no no no, this can't be happening

"Hey dudes! I'm sonic and I just got my nword pass from shadow!
This means I get to say the nword with no consequences!"
(Whether you want to say it or not afterwards is up to you)

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this wasnt the destiny for you shinnok, but time bends to my will. raiden will pay for what he has done

Bart Simpson?! It was you? Stop fucking around or you're in for the creampie of a lifetime!

"I found you nigger"

I would never be caught dead with a gun, but a syringe that is guaranteed to make you HIV+ is right up my alley!

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Well sir, if anything I've got to thank you for your sweetcock! And I'm saying the truth, yours is the most finely fuckable hole I've seen yet!

a car? a fucking CAR. IM THE FASTEST THING ALIVE. FUCK YOU SEGA. FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL FOR RUINING MY FRANCHISE. (reee)

What was it? The Blood? The Hunt? Or the Terrible Dream? Oh well. It doesn’t matter how it happened! It always comes down to the Fastest Thing Alive to clean up these kinds of messes!

"What do you think Rouge's farts smell like? haha. just as a joke haha. who do you think does bigger farts, her or amy? all as a joke of course haha"

This says a lot about our society... And yet... We live in one. One by one, us rare breeds are not only segregated to the rest of the world, but dehumanize us, isolate us, destroy us, using their stale rhetoric on the fluoride stenching main stream propaganda. Soon my brothers we will rise up from society and reclaim whats ours... Our freedom, and experiece points on the way. Gamers UNITE

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"I'm a poster on Yea Forums who likes to pretend I'm sonic and I sometimes dress up as sonic and run around at the park and screaming AAAA."

I was visiting in Africa two months ago
My goal was to see all those wild animals
Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
They were so big and somehow so scary
Something happened when I snapped a picture
Three elephants surrounded me
One of them ripped off all my clothes
Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks
With its huge trunk
I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth
I sucked like a whore while I was ass-fucked by elephant trunk
After all it wasn't too bad at all
It took only about ten minutes and cock in my mouth started to cum
Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
Spurted all over my face
I was completely fucked up, but elephants had one more thing to do
All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me
Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
I'll never go to Africa again

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>knight of the wind
Good taste

"GO MAKE SOME MORE SAUSAGES YOU FUCKING KRAUT."

The Skyfoogle.

There was a man who turned up around our way once, put up a tent in the park he did,

put notices all over the streets saying he was going to put on show, a terrifying creature called the Skyfoogle.

No one had even seen this thing before, the show was on for 2 o'clock the next day.

Next day, we all turned up to see the fiercest animal in the world. The man took the money at the door.

We all poured into the tent, with a curtain in front of it. We all sat down and waited, the man went off behind the curtains,

Suddenly, we all heard a terrible noise. There was an awful yelling and crying, there was the noise of chains rattling, and someone shouting, suddenly the man came running on to the stage in front of the curtains.

All his clothes were torn, there was blood on his face and he screamed,

"QUICK! GET OUT! GET OUT OF HERE! The Skyfoogle has escaped!"

We all got up and ran out the door and got away as fast as we could,

By the time we got ourselves together the man had gone.

We never saw him again. None of us ever saw our money again either.

And none of us, has ever seen, the Skyfoogle.

"Hey Knuckles! Smell THIS one! HRRRNNNMNN.... (blow a 5 second raspberry)"

What's up my gamer bros? I'm ready to play VIDEO GAMES! YEAH!

OP better say that or he's a faggot that doesn't deliver

You’re a god amongst men. Thank you for everything you’re doing Sonic

I'm Sonic! Sonic the incel!"

this thisthis

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"Only. It doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. Knuckles is gone, remember? The emeralds are inert."

Good thing people are really liking my request

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

“What’s up Discord, It’s the Daily Velvet! Dr. Pavel I’m CIA, fuck the police”

Remember lads, subscribe to pewdiepie

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant for you. Hate. Hate.

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Thanks bruv
t.not todd

I? I am a monument to all your sins.

Hey, don't beat yourself up, Tails. At least you can pretend to be straight better than Arin Hanson!

Family Guy Funny moments

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Do as much as you can

>Like Sonic like Sonic like Sonic like Sonic like Sonic LIKE SONIC! Huh, huh, huh, huh, RAWRRRR! Stop hating on Sonic for no reason! Seriously, what the frick guys! I mean seriously, I hate all of you frickin Sonic haters! Sonic is not a bad franchise anymore! Huh huh huh...we have all these frickin hypocrites criti...criticizing Sonic for the littlest of reasons! Huh...it makes me so mad! I mean seriously, Sonic has improved over the years! Do you guys not realize that? I mean seriously––what the frick! I mean oh, because...Sonic Colors, Sonic Generation, nor Sonic 4 Episodes 1 or 2 NEVER HAPPENED. I mean seriously, what the frick! I mean, come on guys, Sega has improved. Sonic is not trash anymore. I know it's kind of hard to believe after we got that MONSTROSITY Sonic '06. I mean "I don't care what you guys say, oh, Sonic...'06 was a good game. Sonic '06...best Sonic game ever." AHHHHHHHHHEUERHERHEARR. Idiots! And yet you criticize...oh, let's bring up an example. Sonic Generations were being "too lighthearted"...oh, oh "too much 2-D platforming"...oh, oh "and that's not all guys, well you're right, I don't like Sonic Generations...it's cause it's too childish, they need to bring Sonic back to the darker plots" and they need to make him FALL IN A PILE OF GARBAGE AGAIN. RAWRRR! Nooooooooo! Nooo, no, nooo! Sonic...is at its best now. I KNOW he's not what he used to be. The retro Sonic is better, alright? That's why I'm called SammyClassicSonicFan, for crying out loud. Cause I like retro Sonic better...see, retro Sonic! But that doesn't mean modern Sonic is bad. Sonic is Sonic! Why do you guys hate him for that? I mean seriously, you can't...you can't continue hating him for a few bad games in history! Seriously, what the frick? And stop all the hatred towards...you know...Sonic Adventure, Sonic Adventure 2, and Sonic Heroes. What the frick? I mean seriously

>this thread
"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fucking hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here."

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My god Silver is so sexy. I want to fuck him

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Can someone post that SA2 recap (or 1?) where he's where he's feeling unsure about his sexuality regarding tails.

You went above and beyond for that Super Sonic man! Thank you so much. Was it hard on your voice to do that?

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Pretty sure I've done this before unfortunately. I'll see if I have it saved.

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When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie, that amore

For being only 13% of the population they commit 52% of the crim-

please do this one OP.

Missed one.

Man, this Cos Cos place is great! Hey, Vince, can I get some more shit on my nachos?

Sorry Shadow, facts don't care about your feelings! These black creatures gotta go.

Had to pause this about 10+ times over a period of 20 minutes to finish this without dying.

>Pretty sure I've done this before unfortunately. I'll see if I have it saved.
I need this.

Thank you!

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"Last night I had the most exciting dream
In it I was surrounded by many asses
I got shitted allover
Diarrhea splattered from every direction
I felt like I was in heaven
My cock ejaculated biggest load of cum I had ever seen
Suddenly I woke up, it was only a dream
But why was I covered with diarrhea?"

I'm Sonic, Sonic the roadhog!

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Shadow dlc for Hatred when

I just gave amy a facial, now its time for a chilli dog before Rogue gets one too

Digging up her corpse, she is worm infested
Badly decomposed, but I take her to my home
Stench of rot turns me on and my cock grows rapidly
I am so horny, I need to fuck that dirty whore
I put my cock in her mouth, bitch gives rotted head
It feels so good, I slap her pus-filled face
Now its time to give her something
Tonguefucking putrefying cunt
The taste is incredible, much better than the one that is alive
I eat maggots from her pussy
I turn her over and start to fuck like a mad dog
Deeper and harder, I am about to go crazy
Now its time to penetrate ass
Her asshole is so tight, this must be her first time
Faster and faster, I can feel my balls banging against her cunt
I quickly cum, squirting inside rectum
Pulling my cock out, its covered with with sperm, shit and insects
Fucking stupid bitch, your ass was dirty, you fucking dead slut
I brutally smash my fist up her cunt and rip her entrails out
Double fistfucking her asshole
Chainsaw mutilation, she is now in pieces
I put all parts in plastic bags and drive back to cemetary
One by one I throw bags down her grave
No time to bury her again, fuck you whore

We will take Jerusalem! DEUS VULT!

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Do this in a Shadow voice.
>I pissed on your wife Eggman, She's mine now, You see that Hedgehog cum on your wife, that's ALL mine, Do you see my length, my dick is THISSSS BIG, THIS IS WHO I AM

Alright you wanna know, fine I admit it. I don't know how the Phantom Ruby works. It creates illusions work but what does that mean? If it's an illusion than shouldn't it not hurt things? What does that mean, what does it mean it makes illusions. It makes illusions but the levels take up space. How do you run in something that's not even real? It doesn't make any sense. Illusions can't be real.

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"Well well, look at the city slicker pull up in his fancy German car."

"Brock, facesit Elijah RIGHT NOW"

Hey, hey, hey. Can you make peace between the Sun and Moon?

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Shadow 2: The retrieval of the nword pass

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"I honestly can't think of a more depressing pass time than raiding discord servers."

I'll start the race war myself!

*ahem* FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES

I hate Mario and his sorry "excuse" for games.

Kick it up to 11 bro, and play a real sonic game!

You're impression is on point. Do you do any paid work? I'd pay you to do an intro for my youtube channel.

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"Woah, Tails! Are those Matt Watson and Ryan Magee from SuperMega????"

"AAAAAAAA WHY THE FUCK ISN'T SUSIE REAL? WHY THE FUCK CAN'T SHE BE HERE AND HARASS ME!? AND MAKE FUfN OF ME PLAYFULLY!? I'M SO FUCKING LONELY WHY CAN'T I GET A SUSIE GF??? FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAA"

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The fart one is gold

No. You don't understand. I've been dead for 35 years. Today is the day I live.

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"My name is jeff"

Do a variation of FMS, but with Amy Rose instead of Claire. If you don't know the connection, then get out of my face.

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So I have an ultimatum: Bill Gates and the Illuminati got a herd of nigger cattle. WOOOO WE GOTT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE WE GOT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE. They got a big herd of nigger cattle yippie ki yay we're nigger cattle herders we got a herd of nigger cattle, they are the most docile fucking nigger cattle we got 'em so docile we got this awesome big fucking herd of nigger cattle and they shit and they sit there and they watch TV and they shit ITS THE BEST FUCKING HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE. We took away all their guns now they just shit and we watch them and were rich. We are so fucking rich. We have so much fucking money. We got this herd of nigger cattle WOOOOO. We're milking the fucking nigger cattle it's the best thing ever. So that's what the Illuminati got and I got a space alien. So here is my ultimatum: you can live in hell with my nigger cattle OR you can put me in charge of the space alien temple, the third temple. OK? Have fun with your nigger cause I sure as hell ain't gonna fucking suck your jew nigger cock. Fuck yourself you think i'm gonna fucking enjoy nigger cattle after I had a fucking space alien are you fucking crazy? I got a fucking space alien of course I'm not gonna fuck, fuck with nigger cattle fuck yourself. You fucking think i... enjoy your FUCKING NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE GO GO GO GO YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE. You got a fucking herd of nigger WOOOO we got 'em so docile they just shit all day aint that so great?

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Nothing like a tall, fat, bubbly glass of ice cold coca cola to tease my throbbing erection, eh Tails?

*schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*

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"Stop living in your magical rp world and grow the fuck up!

Here it is with the music vocaroo.com/i/s0NH1EPwBNXD

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"Congratulations you've got yourself caught!"

I second this

do it OP

thirded

PLEASE:

"Happy Birthday, Carmen, Carmen, voy a tener que emborracharme, Carmen Carmen Carmen "

What do you mean I have to pay taxes?

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This I'll look for too. I know I've done this.

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“do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them”

"Christine, it's me, Sonichu, you have to gather the Chaos Emeralds and use them to kill the President, only then will you be able to be a boyfriend free girl"

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Hitler was a sensitive man

He went to art school when he was younger
He wanted to be a painter
Hitler was a vegetarian
He was also a non smoker

Hitler was a sensitive man

He hired gay and handicapped officers
He was concerned about overpopulation
If hitler was alive today
He'd listened to the cure, the smiths, and depeche mode

Hitler was a sensitive man

Fuck Tails, I'm beginning to think starting ISIS was a bad idea.

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Jason Griffith:
Don't feel bad! Being bad at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something! I wasn't always this fast, y'know?

Subscribe to Pewdiepie.

THIS IS FROM HER FATHER, YOU BUNCH'A LYIN' NO GOOD PUNKS. AND I KNOW WHO IT'S COMIN' FROM BECAUSE I'VE BACK TRACED IT AND I KNOW WHO SHE SAW ON THE NEWS DOIN' IT AND YOU'VE BEEN REPORTED TO CYBER POLICE AND THE STATE POLICE SO IF BETTER WRITE ONE MORE THING OR SCREW WITH MY DAUGHTER'S COMPUTER AGAIN, YOU'LL BE ARRESTED. END OF CONVERSATION FROM HER FATHERR. AND IF YOU COME NEAR MY DAUGHTER, GUESS WHAT. THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE. THE SAME YA LYIN' BUNCHA PRICKS

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Should be posted.

It's a little straining but it's not like I scream like that all the time.

Do the "what am i fighting for?" scene

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I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead.

you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority?

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Lol these are pretty good.

In 19 hundred and 16 the forces of the crown
To take the orange white and green Bombarded Dublin town
But in 21 Britannia's sons were forced to earn their pay

And the black and tans
Like lightning ran
From the rifles of the IRA

They burned their way through Munster and Laid Lienster on the rack
In Caugnaught and in ulster march the men of brown and black
They shot down wives and children in their own heroic way

And the black and tans
Like lightning ran
From the rifles of the IRA

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HOW YOU NIGGAS LOOK

HATING ON SONIC ADVENTURE 2

Hey, glorious OP. Can you please read Pic Related.

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You don't have to do the whole thing.

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That long hair don't cover that red neck, boy.

The only n-word we drop around this house on a daily basis, is nacho bell grande.
OH BOY, NACHO BELL GRANDE!

not him but I'll give it a shot
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Inspirational Jason Griffith
Don't think that you can't pursue a path because someone /else/ doesn't see the worth.
Work hard and you'll prove them wrong.

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Hey you fuck, don't skip me I want to hear sonic make schlopping sounds

KNUCKLES, THIS ISN'T WEED

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>Is this?
>*laughs*
>Eggman, you're pitiful. This is your savior? You say this failure? Is your savior?
>YOU CAN'T KILL ME!
Where's the Eggman impersonator for Wesker's lines?

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The names Sonic, Sonic the Queefhog. I mean hedgehog, I meant to say hedgehog not queefhog.

"I've got a question for you! What's heavier: A kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?

That's right, it's a kilogram of steel! Because steel is heavier than feathers."

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I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body
And fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death
Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray
UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS

Amore Requester here. Fucking based.

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I love you, voice user.

fucking kek

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Can you do that for the E-celeb/ProJared one?

Can you do the "Kernal, I'm disappointed in u Kernal" scene from X4 with Jason Sonic for Zero and Warehog Sonic for Colonel?

"You thought it would be Sonic the Hedgehog, but it was I, Dio Brando! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA"

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I've actually never tried doing anything with it aside from these threads.

Yeah one sec

Fucking based

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say "Happy birthday Ruby! I sure like hanging out with you kiddo!" for my daughter.

Shadow one cuts too early

"Honestly, If I saw that damn thing in my living room, i'd stomp on it until it was a small brown stain"

half of these ended too early, you good OP?

god i want to tittyfuck rouge the bat

"Looks like those black creatures really mean business."

I like to laugh at retards
I like to laugh at cripples
I like to make fun of gays
I like to beat women

I like assuming black people stole something
I like assuming Jews jerk off to photos of banks
I like assuming Chinese people can’t drive
I like assuming women are dumb cunts

I don’t want to read the paper
I don’t want to read the news
I don’t want to know what’s going on
I just want to keep hating you

I like being ignorant [x4]

imagine using discord at all

he's probably trying to catch up as soon as possible

I smoke lots of crack and my girlfriend has a kid
I like drugs and child abuse
When she’s in the bathroom, I kick him in the balls
I like drugs and child abuse
When she’s at work, I teach him how to shoot up
I like drugs and child abuse
When she beats him up, I sit there and laugh
I like drugs and child abuse

When he was in 3rd grade, his best friend OD’d
Because I made him sell heroin and speed
I like beating kids for no reason at all
I like doing drugs and beating up kids

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I dunno. They're playing fine for me. Maybe vocaroo is fucking up.

Normally I hate these fucking vocaroo threads but this is fantastic. Well done OP.

sonic the hedgehog is shit.

" OPEN WIDE EGGHEAD, I'M ABOUT TO CRACK YOU OPEN! WHEN I'M DONE BEATING YOUR ASS YOU'RE GONNA BE A FUCKING OMELETTE!"

How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a loli's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax,hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her,pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly,"You came so much inside of me", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside again.

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Wow! I can't belevie I got to take Rogue the Bat onto classic mid 90's British Gameshow Get Your Own Back. And I got to gunge her! Wow She was so humiliated. The best thing is Amy text me after the show and said she wants to go on next time. Sweet. I love humiliating women!

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO THIS ONE!
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It feels like just yesterday I made that original image to post in some Sonic thread. I'm surprised people even picked it up. More surprised it survived till now.

how much wind could a wind mill mill if a windmill could mill wind? WOAH!

SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! SEGA NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING SONIC BOOM, UNTIL SEGA WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS ARM COLOUR BACK, NOW!!!

HEY I ' M WALKING HERE
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I will never understand you lolifags, I can never understand how you can look at a cute innocent little girl and think she is sexy. I will never understand what you see in their small slender frames that entices you so. How do you even start thinking about massaging her cute budding breasts? At what point can someone see something like this and think about her cute little ass bobbing up and down as they jam their dick into her tight loli hole. Why would you ever think about the feeling of the walls of her tiny loli vagina gripping you're penis. It's absolutely disgusting. Like thinking about kissing those innocent little lips, and then jamming you're tongue into her cute little mouth and tasting her sweet, sweet saliva. You are all sick perverts for thinking about this stuff. How can you even live with your selves when you think about spreading her delicate little legs and licking her tiny loli-like pussy until she starts secreting her syrupy loli love juice?

>not IM SPIN DASHIN HERE

fucking kek

It's pretty good

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Speak like a stereotypical new yorker and complain about black creatures

>>it's time to literally kill a human
my fucking sides

my name is jeff

THE CIA NIGGERS ARE TRYING TO GET ME TO SUCK THIER CIA NIGGER COCKS. I DONT THINK SO. DRINK SHASTA!

Sorry if I skip any. I might have to leave soon so I'm trying to do as many as I can.

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Yeah I'd butcher the fuck out of this.

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Its a me Mario

This game looks nothing like sonic adventure

Fuck Jannies and fuck niggers

If you wanna be big boned and big brained, you gotta eat the FODCOM diet. Peppered steak and a nice sauce of cyber commando dishes. I love it, I taste, I feel it in my veins. This is the FODCOM diet.

How’s it going everyoooooone, chruis here and welcome back to another Super Smash Bros Ultimate DLC Leak discussion video! In today’s video we are ACTUALLY going to take a look at a leak that claims to know (insert whatever you want here because I’m trash) however, as always and I can’t stress this enough, we have NO IDEA if this leak is true or not so make sure you guys take it with a grain of salt and realize that I’m talking about this just for fun. You can find a link to the original post in the right down description below and now with that out of the way I have to tell you where this leak came from. SO GUYS the leak we are going to be taking a look at today was sent into me by one of my subscribers on my discord server and it is a text post leak that comes from (insert place) however guys, before we go ahead and take a look at that leak, I do have to remind you that once we hit 20,000 subscribers we are going to be doing another LAXCHRIS OFFICIAL Super Smash Bros Ultimate tournament in which I give away a gift card to the winner of the tournament. It is going to be 100% free to enter all you guys gotta do is subscribe to the channel, hit that like notification bell, and also join the discord, there will be a link to it in the description right down below. And now guys, with all that out of the way let’s go head a take a look at the brand new leak. SO GUYS, like I said this leak comes from (insert place) and it is titled (name). It starts by saying....

Amazing!

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HE ACTUALLY DID IT

"7 minutes. 7 is all I can spare to play with you"

"Complete. GLOBAL. S A T U R A T I O N"

"Meaningless, huh?! What do you know of meaningless?! Spend most of your life ruled by another! Watch your race dwindle to a handful! And then tell me what has more meaning then your own strength!"

"I have in me the blood of a Saiyan prince, he is nothing but a joke. Yet I had to watch him surpass me in strength. My destiny-thrown to the way side. He has even saved my life as if I were a helpless child...he has stolen my honor, and his debts must be paid."

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Thank you, Sora. Donald. Goofy. You really saved me back there. If there's anything you need, remember I'll be there in a flash. And Dont forget sora. Even in the darkest times there is always a way to the light. Just follow your heart and let it guide you to a speedy victory!

It's my bros birthday and he's a furry that loves sonic and also knew osamas second cousin. I'd like to present him with a gift from the blue hedgehog himself.

>Happy birthday ace andrew. Pakistan will rise up and reign supreme with the ultimate leadership of the one true savior osama bin laden.

I need that one in which you say "Hey, that's not his speed, he's just a nigger" or something like that, please.

>only seven schlops

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Replace Saiyan Prince with Hedgehof, and joke with Faker, and it’s perfect.

“Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?"

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FOCKING MIIND?

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Holy based

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You forgot "I'm going to make them give back our past"

"Fuck you Antonio, you can't stop me from eating all your ice you 5'8 piece of shit'

Number 15: ChilliDog foot chilli. The last thing you'd want in your ChilliDog hotdog is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of chilli. With the statement: "This is the chilli you eat at Big´s." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.

I'm glad I opened this thread

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“Mmm! Man, I can’t wait to drink my Shamrock Shake from McDonald’s, only available for a limited time!”

Thanks OP, you are a fucking legend. More than two hours and you delivered. Listened to all with a fucking grin.

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Perfect

Thank you so much.

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Thank you OP

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I compiled these a while ago into a mashup of sorts. I love when I see these threads pop up you're a sonic hero.

Please say "hey ryan, quit being a italian faggot and come back home. Seeya later pal!"

What if shaggy met sonic tho?

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Kek. Thanks a lot op.

Life sucks and then you die.

Thanks user, good stuff

Holy fucking kino

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what game?

Do the Cyber Police one

"Uh its called WiFi, Ralph. And WiFi is the internet. Its where people all over the world watch retarded memers, browse Yea Forums with 1000dollar plus computers, jack off to other humans fucking, act like hard asses even though in real life they are flinching piddly dicked wimps and socialize!"

You posted the same one twice here

hyper drive toaster blu ray mgp warp over drive GNU kernel GNOME drivers 1080p intel phenom techron deisel windows vista OSX RAM psu usb hdmi coaxil output motherboard hd radean 6670 fermi GTK3 sd card cairo java interface thunderbolt E3 toaster model 12 hd quickscore pinecone dot matrix lcd blast processing XxX420XxX nintendont 16 bit million of colors ROM loading optial media cario desktop compositing buzzword AMD cores cores cores CORES cloud computing 3 in one cartridge stop n swop hole technology pro MLG breaching claymore 3d game system graphics worth the weight george foreman heating technology uncharted america friendly dogshit polymer macroprocesor

now that's based and redpilled

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Thanks.

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"You know, they say when the heart stops beating the brain still functions for well over 7 minutes. Well we still got 6 more minutes tuh play. Heheheh"

"Well, if it isnt my old friends, Coldsteel The Hedgeheg and Sonichu... Just kidding! You both are unoriginal losers compared to me, and that goes for all of your Deviantart abominations."

"Hey Shadow! Looks like those NIGGERS really mean business!"

Will put it in video format if you actually do it

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this is gold, please do "The Juif, champion of the liberal killers"

"I have been a fitness trainer for over 20 years and believe me, I've seen all the gadgets all the machines out there, and when I first had a kettlebell in my hand and used it for exercise it was, it was an a-ha moment!"

To be alive
To walk this Earth
That's the real curse right there

HEY HEY HEY
IT'S FAAAAAAT ALBERT

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A DUD

Cowabunga? Cowa-fucking-piece-of-dog-shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls! This game is an inside-out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit... and I don't like it.

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>tfw he missed the Nigger Cattle

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Cheers user

Please do this classic

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

This is for a black kid who's a sonic fanboy in my uni, his name's spelt Demi, pronounced like the two words "Day me"

"Hi Demi. Yeah, that's right Demi, I'm talking to you! It's me, Sonic! I am going to find you and rape you in the ass."

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We need a Trump version of this.
youtube.com/watch?v=3tM0Sow-2r8

I found this one saved that has a Sonic spin to it.
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"Hey jew, I'm gonna fuck asuka in the nostril then shit on your bed, yahoo!"

>cia post has CNEED in the url
absolutely based

ore wa nandayo

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I am Sonic. Sonic the talking door. CHECK OUT THE CONSOLES!

You repeated the last two links.

Hey Shadow! Looks like these black niggers really mean business

Please say
"FUCK THE /scp/ discord that keeps spamming Yea Forums with their shitting threads advertising their dead server|

You thought it would be Sonic the Hedgehog, but it was I, Dio Brando! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA"

Pasquale is that you

"I rather speak hebrew in the 40's than doing this shit"

Just to let you know, Christopher Sabat called your performance outstanding, as says you have a future in the business.

the most based thread of all time

You're a legend user, never stop

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Fixed the link for this one.
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"post Amy Rose porn already"

do

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Ah shit, user you rock. Alright, I'm a man of my word, gimme 15 minutes and don't let this goldmine of a thread die on me in the meantime

Nope, don't know who that is, I just like making dumb stuff when Yea Forums's having fun

where the fuck did he say that

I love Yea Forums

>HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA

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Pasquale is a dude who makes Sonic shitposts on YouTube, he's pretty hilarious

"Aw Come one! Why am I in Jail again? How was I supposed to know that she wasn't 16!?"

You are no joke 1000 times better than Roger

Say "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children", please.

Look out, Tails! Dr. Eggman just attacked a mosque in Christchurch! If we don't hurry, he's gonna turn all the worshippers into chilli dogs!

In at a convention where he’s at today dude. Would you like him to say something before I head to the next spot?

Please do mine Sonic

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The game was rigged from the start.

finish the scraps

Can you make him proclaim his love for Sonadow?

Now CLEAN IT UP! You guinea BRAT!

Roger has been miserable lately.

All of these voices inside my head
Blinding my sight in a curtain of red
Frustration is getting bigger
Bang Bang Bang – Pull my Devil Trigger!

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Yeah sure!

Oh TV dinner balloon. Oh pot pie tarantula. You gotta be busting my balcony and cheese sandwich if you think I really lost that match Dr eggfaggot. One more round. I dare you to blink.

Get out of my apartment, you fucking faggot!

"WHOS THE WORLDS FAVORTIE HEDGEHOG NOW YOU STUPID PATHETIC WASTE. YOU'VE BEEN NUMBER ONE FOR TOO LONG SHADOW. NOW YOUR TIME IS UP! AND DONT WORRY, ILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF THE KID!"

Why don't you just have sex you angry little incel?

"Hey guys, it's me, YandereDev back again for another minecraft letsplay"

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I implore you, please do this one SonicAnon:

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

Grabbing a bite to eat because it's 6:30pm and this thread has been up since like 3:00. If it's still up when I'm done I'll try and crank out some more.

Foolishness shadow. Foolishness. Might controls everything. Without it, you can protect nothing. Let alone yourself.

thanks based sonicbro for doing the brad one

Godspeed OP

Listen here Daryn, I don't give a shit HOW MUCH anti-force you snorted up your ass, my arm is gone DO YOU HEAR ME? My robotic arm is FUCKING GONE, I CAN'T EVEN GET MY PANTS OFF TO MASTURBATE WITH ONE ARM, DARYN. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR NEW-SELF EDGY BULLSHIT, PLEASE ME GOD DAMNIT. God, some people just don't understand.

Thank you user

Say

Boy do I love the mii plaza theme

I second these tbqh. Also here's one:

"Now what's happened to that crazy cat? Dog food cat food dog food cat food. Where's your sense of humor? If we must get a pet, let's make it a mouse. Now what's happened to that goofy cat? Now what's happened to that goofy cat? And now back to tom and jerry. On boomerang!

Shadow: so theres more to you than just looking like me. what are you anyway?

Sonic: oh you know, just a guy that loves watermelon. I'm sonic. the NIGGER

still waiting for that video.

NTR is wrong unless the main character can be the girl too.

"KH3 is shit and FFXV is kino, only KH fags try to force the rivalry between DMC chads and FFXV bros"

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"Why yes, easily my favorite piece of internet entertainment is Racist Mario! The low quality of the animation, mixed with the incredibly poignant punchlines make for one hell of a parody! I especially like when I do a spin dash when I die, because that's what I do in the GAMES! Haha, I'm definitely adding him to my subscriptions, right underneath Game Theory!"

If I can get this before this goldmine of a thread dies I'll be the happiest user in the world

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Please do one for my friend
“Jack newman? That guys totally cringe and bluepilled!”
Thanks bro

But now I start my new life with gizelle. My doe. My deer. My female deer.

Without bullets there will be no bullet food. Without bullets I will have to start shtabbing. Shtabbing!

"Hey, it's me Goku."

Now I can't unhear this. I second this one, user

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If you're still there can you read these images

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"Happy Birthday, Lammy!"

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A binary mutex and a semaphore aren't the same thing, dipshit!

John Wayne once said "I believe in white supremacy until blacks are educated to the point of responsibility"... why did you retweet that?

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Zoomers are cancer.

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that?

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RIP R. Lee Ermey.

Who is this handsome lad?

youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIGHT

>says cancer
>calls someone else a zoomer
I bet you say "cringey" too

Sonic Sez: Sonic was never good.

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Say fellas, did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?

Whoaaah! Hold-on eggface! You can't just stuff a chilli dog into your mouth like that!
You gotta... savour it...

The entire thing
Please

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Took a bit more time than I thought, but like I said, here it is:
my.mixtape.moe/jtsyzk.mp4

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Do you like or hate Mike Pollock's voice for Dr.Eggman? How about the Others?

Would Sonic be in Jet Set Radio some day?

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"My greatest nemesis........Danica Patrick"!

Alright OP I got one for you
Is there really more to life than going fast?

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Isn't it interesting out of all the Sonic voices, Ryan Drummond's interpretation is the easiest to mimic?
Do you think it's due to familiarity of a lot of people growing up with Sonic Advenutre or how he approaches the voice in an almost over-the-top high energy fashion?
Can anyone here do the Jeleel White Sonic?

Kino, you should upload it to youtube before anyone here steals it

its the most fun

navy seals copypasta
please

Fucking based. Thank you very much.

Thanks! But I never upload to youtube, I just make these for fun.

Fuck you, SkyGunner is the best game to have ever existed...EVER!

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...

say
HMNNNN Tails, I’m trying to roll around at the speed of sound but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps me from following my rainbow

Can you say "flipped and kicked" pls :)

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Fucking hell that's good. Can you do Urkel Sonic too?

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Thanks OP. Youre a good person.

Fucked it up.
"A binary semaphore and a mutex aren't the same thing, dipshit"

How long until everyone realizes op is gone

Op can you do this one please?

Read the manifesto by that australian guy that shot up the mosque
pastebin.com/bzZyMduP

Can you do "HELP THERES SOMEONE IN MY HOUSE!"
or "I can't wait to get home to my wife to beat her to show her how stressful my job is!"

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Get a fucking life user

go back

"FUCKING SWITCH OFF SYMMETRA SHES USELESS AND TRASH"

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I think it's a mix of it being the first iconic voice of Sonic and the difficulty of actually being able to do it. Griffith has a weird way of saying things that's probably harder for a lot of people to get at first.

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I can sort of do it but it probably sounds more like Drummond doing Sonic Sez

'In addition to the task you received with the order of January 24 1939 to solve the Jewish question of emigration or evacuation in a manner feasible according to the current circumstances, I hereby command you to make all necessary organizational, functional, and material preparations for a complete solution of the Jewish Question in the German sphere of influence in Europe.'

HE'S BACK

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I think the Adventure era Eggman voice fits with those games, but Pollock is basically THE Eggman at this point.

How about "Hey donnie, me and tails are going to commit some hate crimes against trannies and negroes. Wanna join?"

do or just a snippet of the best parts
maybe the spyro and fortnite line

>I can sort of do it but it probably sounds more like Drummond doing Sonic Sez
Jaleel White's hard to pull off. I think if you did it a bit more nasally you could get pretty close
Man, makes me wish we had a Long John Baldry user doing Robotnik voices too. I imagine it's even harder to pull off though

He already did it here:

"Good New Year, Everyone. I shall make my statement for now, and I want no backtalk Or hateful commentary.The Dimension Merge of C-197 and our 1218 is still in progress. There is more damn red tape to work through, but our goal is still set; it is only delayed. Everyone of C-197 is still very much awake; we have secured Arfoire in a magic-proof cell a few days ago. Not even that Witch’s Courier on Facebook can say otherwise, because I know better, and her words shall never get to or sway me any other way. I still remain the CPU Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, CWCville and Comma, and everyone is safe and well. But for now, I shall delay online talk of the Dimension Merge through my Social Media Accounts until further notice. And I still remain very much married to Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and Mewtwo; there is room for at least one from this Dimension, but there is no rush. For now, Happy New Year, Everyone."

...

>N-Nintendo HIRE THIS MANNNNNNNNNN

I can do LJB actually. What would you like me to say?

I second this one, I already got mine and this user needs his day made.

Shit, seriously?
Ok, how about something like "Scratch! Grounder! That pesky blue hedgehog is shitposting all over my precious vidya board! Go wake up the modbots you blistering buckets of bolts!"

I hate how generic Mike Polleck makes Dr.Eggman. It just sounds like any bad old guy in anime and nothing unique about it. youtu.be/75vezhuRotE

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Please deliver.

Some voice actors can do loads of voices. Some only do the one voice with minor variations.

"What am I supposed to do with you blithering pile of bolts!? I ask you to catch Sonic and you fail, time and time again!.... Say... mmhh hhmm hmm hmm hmm... I could make you both into a nice one-a-hole.
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GET BACK OUT THERRRE AND BRING ME SONIC! ELSE YOUR ROBOTIC BEHINDS WILL BE SITTING FIRMLY ON MY PINGAS! "

2nded

Say it.

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KEK absolute kino

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GRAND DAD?!? FLEEETSTONES! *groan* GRAND DAD? GRAND DAD?! GRAND DAD!.... WHAT THE FUCK! GRAND DAD. GRAND DAD?

To be fair he almost sounds like Travis Touchdown. Wonder if he could pull it off.

One million niggers all around
Two million arms dragged on the ground
Two million lips flapped in the breeze
A million apes out of their trees

I wish I had a bomb
Where was the Klan?
A million "man" march
Without a single man

It's the middle of the day but everything's dark
One million apes loose in the park
Even the liberals cowered in fright
A million "man" march with no men in sight

A day for the coons
Apes on the run
Freed from the zoo
Go get your gun
I wish I had a bomb
Where was the Klan?
A million "man" march
Without a single man

Nice and Rosenpilled

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If you wouldn't mind.

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user pls

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I'm laughing my ass off at the thought of modded versions of Sonic Adventure 2 floating around that are completely normal except for an extremely rare chance of Sonic saying one of these lines, catching the person playing it off guard, and then they're never able to recreate it or prove it to anybody.

>"No, guys, I swear, I fell off a platform in Metal Harbor and Sonic said something about having to do his taxes."

Can we get something wholesome?
Something like a couple of phrases Sonic would say:

Like:
"Yeah!"
"No Way!"
"That's no Good!"
"What???"

... Time to rev the engines!

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This was done earlier.

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This is fucking great

I think OP is gone so I'll jump in for now to fill in some of the missing ones.

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"Mario Mario is my name, and arresting jap teenagers is my game! Hah! Classic Jarrod!"

>I appear today to make an historic announcement
Jesus, not even 5 seconds in and I'm already loving this

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thank you for responding you hard working man I wish your voice great health.

Jason Griffith saying
"Can YOU Feel the sunshine? Does it brighten up your day?

all I want to hear you say is "My name Jeff"

I put it in the wrong place.
See vocaroo.com/i/s0C99I8gjvVV

Welcome back OP! Now that you're back I'll leave it to you.
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Thanks user. Now go kill the past.
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An obscure one
"You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you since I know everything YOU'RE going to do! STRANGE, ISN'T IT?!"

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Hey you missed mine

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Sneed - Feed and Seed. CHUCK - FUCK AND SUCK WE GET IT HAHAHA HA SO FUNNY BECAUSE FUCK AND SUCK FUCK WHOOOOOA BRO LIKE HAVING INTERCOURSE AND FELLATIO HOLY WOW HOW DID THE SIMPSONS GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE? GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AHAHAHAHAHA BECAUSE SNEED SELLS FEED AND SEED WHICH IS TOTALLY NORMAL BUT CHUCK, CHUCKY, CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK! FUCK AND SUCK!

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Not necessarily back. Just kind of popping in and seeing the thread still alive somehow. By all means contribute any way you'd like.

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quality pingases

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This is a reupload I had from another thread.
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You broke my sides

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>This is a reupload I had from another thread.
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LOL fucking based. Can you do this as Travis? You sound identical to RAD

Can you sing as Sonic?

Say:

HEY CHRIS CHAN!! YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU FAGGOT!!!

Also call him NIGGER

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.

pic related, replace spiderman with eggman

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Just a quick question. What's the best meme you could probably pull off with the Sonic Voice?

I LOVE you man. In a non gay way, I love you and your Sonic voice.

Can you say, "I may be queer, but let me lay it straight: I'm hot for you"

Hey, there, sonic the hedgehog here! i'd like everyone to know that soap eats dick cheese for breakfast, lunch and dinner! Sonic out!

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Just want to thank the Sonic voice user for all of this stuff
Blessed thread

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Listen here Daryn, I don't give a shit HOW MUCH anti-force you snorted up your ass, my arm is gone DO YOU HEAR ME? My robotic arm is FUCKING GONE, I CAN'T EVEN GET MY PANTS OFF TO MASTURBATE WITH ONE ARM, DARYN. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR NEW-SELF EDGY BULLSHIT, PLEASE ME GOD DAMNIT. God, some people just don't understand.

reposting because this is an inside joke with me and a friend and i know she'd love it

>OP skipped yours

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I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered from outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

Same

Can I get a "Thanks for subbing! You're way past cool!"? Maybe a "That's for the follow!"?

Many thanks!

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I LOVE YOU OHH PEE. YOU ARE BASED.

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

YA FAST. Put the chilly dog on the Barbecue.

niggers the name, crimes my game

OK! THAT IS IT! THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW! I’VE HAD IT WITH ALL YOU FRICKIN’ TROLLS AND ALL YOU FRICKIN’ HATERS AND ALL YOU FRICKIN SONIC FAN FRICKS. YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT RUINED SONIC FOR EVERYONE! CANT YOU SEE THAT? WHAT THE FRICK! ARE YOU GUYS DOING! ASKING FOR ALL THIS FRICKING GARBAGE WHY DO WE NEED SONIC ADVENTURE 3? WHY DO WE NEED SONIC HEROES 3? WHY DO WE NEED ANOTHER BOOST TO WIN TITLE? WHY DO WE NEED A SONIC 2006 SEQUEL? WHY DO WE NEED ALL THAT? CANT WE HAVE A 3D CLASSIC SONIC GAME FOR CRYING OUT FRICKIN LOUD! YOU GUYS KILLED THE SONIC SERIES ALL YOU FRICKIN FAN FRICKS AND YOUR FRICKIN FANTASIES SPEWED OUT AT YOU BY FRICKIN POO MERCHANTS I’M TIRED OF ALL YOU FRICKS! I’M SO FRICKIN MAD! I’M SO FRICKIN MAD I MEAN, YOU GUYS YOU GUYS HAVE OFFICIALLY MADE ME LOSE MY MARBLES! WHY CANT YOU GUYS JUST ASK FOR A 3D ENVIRONMENT CLASSIC SONIC GAME! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE! I’M SURE NO SONIC FAN PREDICT WOULD PREDICT THAT THE ADVENTURE THE ADVENTURE FANTASIZES WOULD RUIN EVERYTHING! AND NOW AND NOW I BET BY NOW THAT SEGA HAS GOT A FREAKIN SONIC ADVENTURE 3 IN DEVELOPMENT WITH SONIC TEAM BECAUSE YOU FRICKIN FRICKS CAN’T EVER, BE QUENCHED. YOUR FANTASIES CAN’T EVER BE QUENCHED- CAN THEY? YOU FRICKIN FRICKS. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN.. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!? YOU GUYS KEEP ON ASKING FOR SONIC ADVENTURE 3! YOU’RE RUINING THE SONIC SERIES- HASN’T IT ALREADY SUFFERED ENOUGH!?

I'm the other sonic / eggman / Travis poster. What do you need, Kaijianon? I'll help you out.

Ha! Wow, you're really trying to use this thread to get promo stuff for your Twitch.

Do the Wesker lines as Eggman showing off Shadow. I'll be entirely grateful.

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Can you do the JULAAAAAAAY

Do this please. u dont have to say brap though

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

"Oh Chris Chan baby, why don't you come and have a nice threesome with me and Sonichu. I'll get the pickles!"

Post the lines for me brother.

DON'T MOVE! If you do, I'll kill you. Sonic, I have something to show you. Now, walk
>Is this?
That's right, this is the ultimate lifeform! Shadow!
>[laughs]
Sonic?
>[laugh continues]
STOP IT!
>Eggman, you're pitiful. This is your savior? You say this failure? Is your savior?
You can make sure yourself, whether Shadow is a failure or not.
Go to hell! Amy will join you too
What? DON'T COME THIS WAY! NOOOOOOOOOO!
>YOU CAN'T KILL ME!

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Did I do thaaaaat?

"Jude is the best!"

Is OP coming back?