>In philosophy
>Professor asks me about the concept of power
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Devil May Cry 3
>"Foolishness, Dante, foolishness. Might controls everything, and without strength, you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself."
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
Anyone else had video games help them in real life?
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>in my mom's house
>can hear her getting fucked by tyrone
>desperate for human contact, i make a thread
>no original ideas, so i just copy a tired old meme
>get 0 replies except this one mocking me
>kill myself
anyone else an unemployed adult virgin white supremacist with absolutely no achievements in their life?
based and vergilpilled
>Get into my first real fight at around 10-11
>No idea what to do
>Try a sweep like in Mortal Kombat by dropping low and spinning my leg at him
>It works and he cracks his head open on the street
>Banned from the Genesis for a month
Worth it. Nobody gave me any trouble for years after that.
fangs coming out
It's such a stupid quote because might—it's power, and there's all different kinds of power.
Is that what you think? Foolish girl.
These stupid threads always make me laugh
WHAT ARE SOME GAMES WHERE
It's the truth. You need only look at the world as it is: it's not those with might, it's those with power, and they're different people.
This is why you keep losing, Vergil.
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>in philosophy
>professor asks me about the concept of power
>put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Devil May Cry 3
>”This party’s gettin crazy!”
>professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
Got any tips for mission 14 on DMD? This shit is BRUTAL with just one summon. I think if I can get past one of the mirages I’d be good but they all gobble my ass up
You're my nigger user
>professor becomes the student
>mmmm, hoof prints. Geyron, gotta be
*schhhkums for summoned swords*
*tricks to objective marker*
>BROTHERS IN THE DARK FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE
>hmm, was just a Trish pretending to be a knight riding Geyron, I should report back to Dante
>WOOOHOO BIG BRO YOU DUMBASS WHADDYA WANT
>that Geyron won't be bothering you anymore
>MMM T'AHH HEE HEE
>rank S, 8000 red orbs awarded
have you tried not getting hit
>in philosophy
>professor asks me about the concept of crazy
>put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from DmC:Devil May Cry
>”Fuck You!”
>professor looks stunned, class goes cold silent and won't talk to me anymore
Yes. I have. And it’s easy for me to not get hit until one of my pets eat shit.
This is getting disturbingly meta
>philosophy professor
>decides to ask student about the concept of power
>little shit start panicking
>autism intensifies and he calls me Dante wtf
>look him in shock while class slap him
im a brainlet and can't read what the text filter section is trying to tell me
Is there any video game character who gives less of a fuck than Vergil?
>someone took the time to write this
Pathetic
try having sex once
>and he's still here an hour later
kek. You were waiting that long for replies?
What kind of dogshit community college do you attend,OP?
It's a meme you dip.
>kek
Try having sex twice