>getting stomped on by the Reddit Gator >getting stomped on by the worst character in the game Lol
Nolan Lewis
kys nostalgia faggot, your gator shit was never relevant
Adrian Myers
>that smashified render God, does the Ultimate one look miles better.
Juan Richardson
nothing makes him look better, he still looks like retarded ass super nintendo shit that only faggots still care about
Cooper Powell
fucking bump
Jonathan Cooper
thread not fucking bumping fucking paid shill mods trying to defend the dignity of some stupid ass fucking aligator character in a forgotten nintendo game
Charles Phillips
I'll bump for you.
Isaiah Bell
>yes and my butthole and i are very sad ftfy
Joseph Nguyen
Keep posting memes nostalgia faggot, it's all you got ;)
Connor Edwards
>the worst character in the game Not even close. Zero has him at mid tier
Caleb Morris
I agree that K. Rool is a fucking meme character that shouldn't have gotten in and should have been Geno in his place instead but did you have to project so hard with that divorce comment OP?
Cooper Cox
better and more relevant than green shitter
Grayson Perry
t. someone who just got 3 stocked by a k rool with his fire emblem main
No shit does the million dollar budget one look better than the one some Youtubers made in their spare time.
Ryder Roberts
literally better than any dumbass shit for brains anime swordsman you can think of
Gavin Diaz
>me and my ashleyfag discord don't care about k.rool so nobody does whew, pedos everybody
Asher Moore
green nigger is not a noteworthy piece of nintendo or video game history, he has no place being in the game
game history, pokemon are instant popular, fire emblem is a thing in Japan.
Don't even try it, gator literal who should have never got in. No one gives a shit, no one knows who it is, 0% chance.
I could ask like 10 people if they know who dr.mario is and then ask the same 10 shitty gator and easily no one will know him, but they will know mario
Anthony Lee
fuck you OP he's already one of my favorite husbando's
Keep seething faggot You can bet your ass K Rool will come back in the next Donkey Kong game and this will solidify his position in Smash even if there are considerable cuts to the roster
>K Rool will come back in the next Donkey Kong game never gonna happen so kill yourself
Elijah Sanders
he's cute so no
Chase Kelly
>icon characters of different eras >k rool was the main villain in the dkc trilogy, one of the most successful and iconic series of the snes >the original main villain of the dkc series that shaped donkey kong to be what it is today
oh, but he's a literal who and not iconic
come on. this argument works for geno (and i say this as a genofag, he's definitely a huge literal who for casuals) but you'd be a fucking idiot to think k. rool doesn't have importance. also i see a lot of casuals and zoomers love the guy, even little, little kids. he's back with a fucking vengeance.
becase people WOULD recognize them, not literal who gator. People also played super castlevania and castlevania n64 (sadly) and I don't see dracula in smash? No one knows who the fuck castlevania dracula is, they only know the movie persona.
Same deal. 0% chance for the count and gator
Jaxon Collins
>0% >despite being in the game How's the first stage of grief going?
Brayden Morales
nostalgia fags and that's it.
Sebastian Long
>no one recognizes dracula or k. rool >everyone and their mom lost it seeing castlevania get so much rep (including dracula and alucard) and seeing k. rool >august direct is considered the last great smash direct
even if this was true, that alone would put his chances above 0% you absolute brainlet ashleypedo
Charles Kelly
I bet you said he'd never be in Smash, too Why were you wrong about that? Where was the mistake in your thinking?
Benjamin Edwards
>gator is nintendo history It was some villain in an old ass game, sure you could count it as "history" but if they wanted to dig into the history pot they'd pick out shit like castlevania characters over some literal who gator any day. There's a billion others above him that would get the "nintendo history" slot
Lucas Moore
He's the best Smash newcomer, though. He's also fun to play.
>nintendo gave k rool one of the most overproduced trailers >was on the high end of most smash ballot result charts. >people played donkey kong country literal who gator
Grayson Gutierrez
>Dixie Cranky and Funky have been in more and more games >K. Rool hasn't been the villain in any for the past decade >Sakurai goes out of way to defend clones as echoes >Dixie and Funky don't get to be in >K.Rool get's one of the best trailers
I love K. Rool and I like that I have him but this all seems so confusing.
Funky's inclusion in Tropical Freeze as a playable character was done after Smash Ultimate had started its project plan, so he probably wasn't on the table for this game.
Dixie is truly a mystery. People thought she had more than deserved it by Smash 4, so I'm not sure why she didn't get in Ultimate either.
I've always loved K.Rool and I love watching OP's autistic flailing over his inclusion in a video game.
I don't play Pokémon, nor do I care much for them, but I'm not going throw a tantrum about them being in a video game. There are ~75 other characters to use.
There is no concrete proof that spirits deconfirm characters. At the very, very least Geno's Mii costume will return. Geno's "irrelevance" isn't the reason he wasn't added to the roster, it was Square's stinginess. Heck, even Cloud barely made it back.
Leo Rodriguez
>JV4 Why do smashfags make up retarded nonsense terms like this and "messy guessies"? Just say "destroyed" or "bodied" like a normal person, you fucking faggot.
I agree, fuck k.rool and that dumbass pointing picture that all those nintendies spammed for like 3 months, get a life douches
Juan Cook
Piranha Plant isn't part of the Fighter Pass and was definitely meant to be in the base roster, but couldn't be added in time due to time constrains. Why would they have added a spirit for it when they already knew in hindsight they would be adding it early in development? If you want to bring up Piranha Plant in DLC-related discussion, you definitely have to acknowledge the fact that its circumstances differ vastly from Joker's and whoever the remaining 4 characters are.
I want to be crushed under king k rool's massive belly
Bentley Miller
Do these K Rool hating dumbasses have ACTUAL arguments for him not being in the game, other than calling the people giving solid good arguments "Faggots" and calling K Rool just a "Literal-Who Gator". Real mature OP. Do you kiss your mother with that basement dwelling, seething mouth of yours?
Blake James
Can mods come and ban the guy spamming bara and fat shit in this thread, they over stayed their welcome.
>Getting mad you got bodied by a nostalgia character in a nostalgia game made by the nostalgia company sounds like your just terrible at the game if your this bootyblasted to make a thread
Reminder that the only reason that King K. Rool wasn't in DKC Returns was because of Tanabe and Miyamoto's interference. >5:52 youtube.com/watch?v=uAw2UnqHJt0
Dixie got fucked over since Brawl. She was supposed to tag team with Diddy but that never worked out. I don't know why they never just threw her in as a semiclone.
Jack Martin
no it's because more people need to know that this faggot doesn't belong in smash
>Try to make positive vidya threads where people talk about [insert vidya related topic here] >Dies with barely 9 replies >Make negative thread with lots of bait and controversial opinions >100+ replies Meh, it's sad that this is the way things are.
That's because tiers are relative. Ridley being "relatively low tier" does not mean "bad". It just means other characters are more versatile or have better chances.
The only true trash tier characters in Ultimate right now are Bowser Jr. and Lil Mac.
Dickheads, that shit happen 7 months ago and you're still obsessed over a literally girl. I don't even have the new smash bros to give a shit yet here you are thinking you won the finally laugh. I don't even care what happen in the game or who get kick or put in. 7 fucking months, you guys are the new Eric because you won't shut up.
Benjamin Williams
No excuse, you have to get better with our boy to show he isn't low tier as everyone says he is.
Jeremiah Wright
>n-niggers Being so absolutely BTFO by K. Rool that the had to racial slurs. LMAOING at you, kid
Austin Mitchell
Yeah but our first two known Fighter Pass characters are Joker and "Brave", presumably a Dragon Quest rep. They both don't have any notable presence in the base game, which doesn't paint a pretty picture for anyone who's a spirit.
Noah Flores
I just like bullying the small child wouldnt mind if she gets in
you're a faggot that likes to fuck animals, gator fag lover
Nicholas Long
For sure, but the fact that we have spirits of things like Classic Link and Classic Pit leads me to believe that they don't deconfirm anyone in a surefire way.
Jose Cook
>Likes to fuck animals Whoa dumbass faggot, chill out with the projection.
Henry Foster
>called him attractive, says others are projecting faggot animal fucker, go back to fapping to your irrelevant shitty character
Jose Hall
There's nothing wrong with thinking K. Rool is handsome. He has a regal appearance that people like, that doesn't mean they want to fuck him.
Jaxson Foster
>Complementing someone means you want to fuck them! You are retarded. I bet you think saying somebody looks good in an outfit means you’re trying to take them out on a date or something.
DKC died after 3. Fight me. Also K Rool deserved to be get it.
Sebastian Murphy
>:^) Ok, now you're trolling
Logan Brooks
I want Dixie to be Diddy's echo (which seems so likely it's pointless to campaign for it) but I think K. Rool desperately needed this more. He wasn't even in the Returns games.
Charles Roberts
Hello Stevergins! This is your reminder that Banjo and Kazooie, yes, THE Banjo and Kazooie will be the Microsoft rep and not your ugly generic pile of pixelated Roblox pieces who not even Phil Spencer much less the Minecraft team themselves have gone to bat for when asked if its possible that Steve could join Smash Bros. And when the bird and bear are revealed later this year, tell your false prophet VirginBen to suck dried shit chunks out of Banjo's ass fur. ;)
My favorite part about Rool is how much of his moves really parallels DK's. It really highlights the idea that they're rivals trying to prove who's the strongest.
It's kinda like Wolf and Fox's relationship but less gay.
Parker Anderson
Why will the Jap's never accept our edgy boy? You'd think hentai artists would love him.
K. Rool says Dedede should get a hard plated belly like him. Bowser says fuck that and that Dedede's belly being incredibly soft and bouncy is fine the way it is. Dedede asks if he's being complimented or insulted, and the last little* box says complimented.
>Hey whos that >That's K. Rool hes King of the Kremlings >In battle he was ruthless >Oh my oh my, how unexpected that the pretty little princess and goddess would fight so earnestly >Hes a King, but he doesn't hold back huh
Jason James
Well thanks anyways, glad to finally know what they were saying.
K Rool rips people's assholes to pieces, man. I've played against people in discords that get salty and start telling me he's needs to get nerfed in an upcoming patch.
K.Lumsy люб on pixiv. Sadly he doesn't have much other than than
Colton Evans
Damn. But still, thanks.
Wyatt Lewis
>At the very, very least Geno's Mii costume will return.
i'm a genofag and let me tell you, i don't even have hope left for that. he's just gonna remain a png. square is too buttfuck stingy to give a shit about an irrelevant, 20 year old character with no legacy.
So is there an actual divison in Square Enix between the guys who run Final Fantasy, the Geno/Mallow/RPG characters and Dragon Quest. It just seems so weird that Square who has already been so fucking tight-fisted about their IPs, would just give Nintendo a DQ rep too.
Nathan Anderson
this thread
Julian Evans
Hey, I played a decent chunk of 1 and 2. On an emulator. A long time ago.
How did he manage to be the worst heavy in the game despite having projectiles, a counter, and an excellent recovery? I don't play competitively, but I just wanted to see him with a tournament someday.
Connor Edwards
He's not the worst, Incineroar is.
Jason Jackson
Who cares, rosterfag, stop filling this board with meaningless smash threads
Grayson Brooks
At least there's that, then.
Jonathan Watson
>recovery goes down instead of up absolutely brilliant
Nathaniel Collins
In fact, stop bringing up smash in the first place. The series is getting tiresome of seeing now that autistics like you are caring about who's in the roster
i've been a ness main since the beginning and nothing else feels right anymore.
Evan Carter
This also my exact reason too
Leo Collins
But I'm a Ness and K. Rool main
Brandon Long
>this shitty bait thread got over 300 replies Why is this board so fucking retarded?
Hunter Parker
Can you really be a pedo for liking fictional characters. You can easily say w.e you want a character to be. I mean you can draw a loli and say shes 20 and you can create a some milf lookin character and say shes 7 years old. Like idk how you dorks take drawn/animated stuff so seriously its fucking fake.
Julian Wilson
There's something about his floatiness that is oddly satisfying. One of my favorite things to do is short hop fair to grounded short hop fair through them and drift backwards bair with your second jump to catch their attempted punish.
Noah Green
He doesn't not belong in Smash just because you're an autistic retard with a throbbing hateboner for him.
Jose Murphy
>implying you wouldn't get butt fucked by this K Rool too
If you only like fictional characters that way, I'd say no, but I always worry they aren't limited to drawings when they shitpost about c*nny and whatever else.
Samuel Sanders
>Playing Brawl SE for the first time >Beginning of the game, Mario running to turn off bomb >Ends up getting shot in the face with a cannon ball from a hidden figure in the smoke cloud. >Oh shit cannon balls, is it K. Rool? >mfw it's just fucking Petey Piranha >He doesn't even use any cannon ball attacks in the fight. Better late than never but fuck, I'm still ticked that he wasn't a part of Brawl's story mode.
I want a game about the Koopa Troop vs the Kremling Krew.
Camden Reed
Less startup on...everything. He has a problem with needing to 100% commit to any movie and it's generally just far too predictable what he's going to want to do at every given moment.
Hunter Gomez
According to Sluggers, they don't get along very much at all. Could be they see each other as rivals. Funny enough, Slugger's also states that King K. Rool and King Boo get along pretty well actually.
K Rool thinks Bowser is a weak fraud and push over
Elijah Johnson
In my Smash headcanon, K Rool winds up having to take care of the kids like Lucas and Ness and acts like he doesn't like them and is mean to them but over time their relentless optimism and kindness to him makes him secretly come to care about them and want to protect them and in the final battle against Galeem and Dharkon he uses his belly armor to shield them from attacks to save them.
Leo Martinez
>buff him We'll be lucky if he doesn't receive a second round of nerfs that completely and permanently destroy him. Most characters who receive minor nerfs due to complaints end up getting a fatal follow-up in a later patch. That was when Sakurai balanced by himself, though.
Wyatt Evans
This thread reeks of seething zoomer, lmao.
Sorry your Le EPIC ugly pixel block man didn't get in, but you don't have to take it out on Gatorchads.
If it wasn't for Rare Donkey Kong wouldn't even be thriving at all right now, they completely transformed the series into what it is today. You wouldn't know that though because you are an ungrateful soi baby faggot that whines about things he wasn't born for. Keep wahing; we love your tears.
remove all of his endlag and give him a tiny bit more startup on his hits
Michael Jenkins
Well Sakurai already stated that he is aware of the complaints and that he decided to ignore them because according to his data, K. Rool was fine. Since then, I can only imagine that both his usage and win-rate has gone down from then, since people have finally figured out his gimmick, it's not too out of the question to think he might get a buff at some point. twitter.com/KRoolKountry/status/1090762275709956098
>Pichu went from being the shitty joke character to actually good I don't care how 'good' he is, I hate him and will forever view him as a bad character audition
Bowser's Inside Story was basically an entire game about Bowser being in K. Rool's position in this comic, so I can't say I find it to be especially true to these characters.
You don't even care about Geno. You just use him as shitposting fuel because you know it triggers people.
Lincoln Baker
It does seem like it would be a bit reversed huh. K. Rool in DK64 and DKC2 was a fucking insane murderous dictator but Bowser has consistently been portrayed as a bit of a goofy yet lovable brute but almost never out-right evil or cruel.
You're delusional if you think we can't gauge how much a character deserves to get in Smash.
Rosterfagging is not a thing. People play Smash to play as their favorite characters. Talking about the roster in Smash is like talking about the guns in a shooter or the cars in a racing game, people play those games because they like to use guns or cars. There's nothing weird or wrong about it. "Rosterfag" is just a buzzword Yea Forums came up with because they're tired of Smash threads.
Joseph Morales
No fictional character “deserves” anything. Cut this bullshit.
Juan Cox
It's hard to define "deserving" depending on your point of view and what matters to you, for example. >Minecraft is the second best-selling game of all time and the first major break-away hit Indie game. >Banjo-Kazooie is an old-school and beloved Nintendo IP that has been away from home for fourteen years, one of the few original second-party IPs to break the top-ten in sales which is impressive when you consider it was competing against stuff like Mario and Zelda. What is more deserving in a predominantly Nintendo IP based cross-over game? The character that will bring in more sales, or the character with actual history with Nintendo? It depends on your perspective.
there's caring about the roster, and then there's rosterfagging. those are two different things. if you spend the better part of two years spamming Yea Forums's catalog with "HE'S IN, SHE'S IN, HE'S DECONFIRMED" threads, if you believe every fake "leak" you read on the internet, if you believe sakurai is personally insulting you by not putting in your obscure literal-who character of choice, if you pretend to want any character that is mentioned in "leaks" or being circlejerked on smashboards/reddit/discord - you are a rosterfag and a manchild.
Banjo doesn't need to ride K.Rools coattails to get in. It's just a nice bit of reality to shove at the Stevefags. Then again any Crocbro that posts this is an obvious falseflagger. Every Crocbro knows that they were in this very situation a year ago. Not all Crocbros are required to support Banjo, they just need to remember that they were treated the very same.
Cloud and to a lesser extent Snakr fucked everything up and now with Joker there's literally no rules. So at this point Steve sadly makes sense. And I'm an admitted Minecraft playing autist (or was at least)
John Gray
Can't forget this gem. Triple shilled by the big Phil.
>LMFAO Into the trash it goes >actual competitive play Nobody is going to have sex with you because you can dash dance and shorthop nair
Luis Sanchez
I'd do a lot of things with him.
Brayden Young
Exactly, people who push this tri-force of "never-evers" are memers but Banjo might as well be K. Rool junior so I support their desire for vindication, you guys just need to find your own "Ridley" to pair up with.
The fact that they didn't bring Wart back for a Mario and Luigi game all about dreams makes me think he's gone for good outside of spirit tier references.
Jace Ross
He's coming back in the Link's Awakening remake though.
Nolan Scott
At least he'll be in the Link's Awakening remake.
Gavin Hernandez
Ah fuck, I jerked it to all 5 of these this morning
Gordo shenanigans are much more entertaining than the few tricks you can do with the cannon on top of DDD being not terrible 1v1 me faggot
Kevin Green
I don’t even care about the barashit. I just want him to start reappearing more, even if just in spinoffs.
Aaron Hall
fuck you, dededefag
Luke Reed
Fuck you. Seriously kys
Xavier Phillips
Nah boring. K. Rool is just more fun
Jackson Williams
1v1 me
Cameron Jenkins
Fair enough.
Brody Moore
I care about Wart because I'm tired of all of Mario's non-Bowser villains being one-game wonders.
Easton Lee
Triple D is the worst character in the game though
Luis Thompson
How about you fuck off dumbass faggot? Off yourself.
Nathaniel Morgan
YOU SHOULD NOT CARE ABOUT WART
He's a fucking nobody shithead character with zero personality whatsoever and a completely forgettable design Stop trying to bring him back fucking stupid retard
You don't get to decide who's relevant or not : if enough people have fond memories of a character & Sakurai can create an interesting moveset, The character is in.
Bentley Cooper
>YOU >SHOULD >NOT >CARE >ABOUT >WART
You should grow up dumbass kid. You don’t dictate what I should or shouldn’t care about, hop off your high horse on a Chinese slideshow hosting site.
i assume he meant mario's villains as in the mario series and not mario himself
Ethan Ramirez
Lmao, imagine losing to a low tier
Grayson Russell
Wart's exclusion from Dream Team was less "We excluded Wart from a dream-based game" and more "We most likely didn't even think about Wart because we never tied this game's specific lore into the whole "subcon" thing in any way, shape, or form to begin with; the Mario series is middle-aged and accidental, unintentional similarities to older games is unavoidable."
Grayson Stewart
Yet, they bothered to reference Wart in Color Splash of all things.
The only good thing about the bunny Broodals was that Harriet got some decent porn. I’d have taken the crocs over the bunnies though, those designs look pretty cool.
Hunter Sanchez
I don't necessarily think crocs would be a good idea when there's so many reptile enemies, but the rabbits are fucking ugly as hell. Especially Harriet.
Evan Green
If it's porn you want, another rejected concept was that they were all going to be royal Koopa bridesmaids.
Not the user you responded to, but you probably meant to reply to the post above his. But I’d still take the crocs over the Koopa bridesmaids, despite the lewd all of the Koopa girls would get, the crocs look cool, and my dick doesn’t control me.
Ryder Foster
no, it's not gonna age well because it's a smash meme about someone not getting in
They automatically age like milk the moment the character gets in
Pipe down, Kamiya held a Twitter poll during Smash's development asking which version of Dante should "collab with Bayo" and there's nothing else that could have meant. He's coming.
Jeremiah Walker
Its mainly because Nintendo started funding Platnium Games and therefore Bayonetta. Dante would he icing on the cake. I just hope Nintendo does the same for Grasshopper Manufacturers
Yeah Shin Megami Tensei: Liberation Dx2 A mobile game
Connor Long
A more important topic. How come straight-up hood-niggers know so much about fighting games? Seems like every livestream has AT LEAST 4-5 blacks screaming random shit.