User, let's go to my house and play the new Smash game!

>user, let's go to my house and play the new Smash game!
Well Yea Forums do you go with it?

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no way fag, sekiro awaits me

Free wins? I'll take it!

oh yeah lets play the smash game

someone please tell me why does this bitch look uncanny can creepy

Sure thing! Who's your main?

Only if her dick is bigger than mine

I dont like smash.
Who are you?
Where am I?

>ginger
No thank you.

wake up form the dream and resume my miserable existence.

I have never kissed a girl and I probably never will.

chair clattering

The first time I invited a girl over to my place she brought her gba and we played Crystal Chronicles. I had a huge crush on her. She's a lesbian now.
I bring it up because she's an adorable redhead.

this

Sure, I've been meaning to practice my Olimar and my friends don't let me do shit with him, fighting some random whore who doesn't know how to play would be better to start with.

>Go over and do the Kirby thing where you suck the enemy and walk off the stage
>I either get kicked out or she finds it funny and switches to bowser and does side b off the stage and have a good time doing stupid shit

Can't I'm busy I'm playing Kenshi.

kiss a boy it doesn't feel much different

>user's face when he gets repeatedly bodied

b-but thats lewd

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Kill yourself

>her dick
>her
>dick big

What was it?