>die
>enemies continue to hack at your body during the game over screen
Die
Jacob Hill
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Evan Price
>die
>enemy taunts you
Parker Mitchell
>Die
>Enemy smacks his butt at you
Grayson Morgan
>get downed
>enemy walks up and stomps on your face
Nathan Phillips
>die
>enemy heils
killzone was really something
Elijah Fisher
>die
>enemy immediately becomes disinterested
Jeremiah Gray
>DIE, VEKTAN SCUM
Alexander Ross
>die
>enemy expresses remorse for his actions and laments about the situation he's in
Xavier Lee
>die
>party member starts grieving you
Ryan Turner
SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Bentley Hernandez
What's happening in this webm? I'm too scared to finish it.
Jackson Green
you don't want to know
Aiden Green
falcon in absolute shock and crying because its chicks are dead
Dominic Adams
falcon is grieving over her deceased
Samuel Moore
Just tell us
Wyatt Cooper
Falcon's chicks are dead and she just screams in mourning.
Just watch it. It's not bad, just sad.
Ian Price
The falcon is grieving because it failed to raise genetic offspring
Alexander Reed
>die
>”what a shit team.”
>you actually played terribly but won’t admit it.
Dylan Morris
First person to say the team was shit is always the worst player.
Ayden Harris
>die
>*LOADING*
Lincoln Anderson
>die
>party member starts fucking you
NAME ONE 1 UNO (one) GAME
Jace Stewart
>dying in half life 2
have you never played a video game before?
Luke Jackson
>die
>party member dies too
William Perry
>restart boss fight
>boss mocks you
Angel Bennett
>die
>the beast that killed you starts eating you making eating noises
Zachary Ward
>Die
>friendly NPC's lose hope
[spoiler[I want to scratch that bird's head gently till it falls asleep.[/spoiler]
Blake Long
>die
>party is just dumb enough to never look for a cave or shelter from the killing freeze
WOW
Noah Watson
Why did the babies die?
Jonathan Bennett
>die
>game makes you watch your body for six hours instead of just letting you restart
Ayden Perez
>die
>your ragdoll makes a hilarious or suggestive pose
Jayden Rogers
I wish more games would do this, it makes you want to kick the boss ass even harder.
Undertale actually did that really well
James Russell
the best thing on gta4
Owen Gonzalez
David Roberts
>die
>game closes itself
Ryder Anderson
bullshit, proofs
Noah Cruz
That's how life is sometimes.
Aiden Russell
>Die.
>Enemy starts looting your corpse for valuables.
Austin Phillips
>die
>your ragdoll gets launched into orbit
Asher Ortiz
>die
>enemy loots your corpse
Jaxon Reyes
so much for you hero
ugh not even any ore
I better take this weapon
Lincoln Sullivan
Source?
Elijah Fisher
>Die
>Game autosaves
Eli Cook
>"Guess it was nothing." *resumes patrol*
Camden Robinson
>die
>game over screen is scary as fuck
Isaac Bailey
>die
>game closes itself
Hudson Green
This is dreadfully heartbreaking
Kayden Johnson
youtube.com
still the king
James Watson
>Animals are smart enough to know finding such a shelter is impossible, let alone not able to shelter the entire colony of thousands and thousands of penguins.
Carson Powell
>die
>animals fight over your body and drag it to their nest
Zachary Watson
From around 0:25 forwards it also closes its eyes as it keeps screaming, it's pretty fucked.
Jeremiah Torres
>Die to only come back much stronger
Owen Hill
FUUUCK
Jose James
>overkill an enemy
>they get hit so hard their ragdoll escapes orbit
Carson Ortiz
Fuck fuck fuck
Mason Cruz
>Die
x New Game
x Options
x Exit to Desktop
Nolan Walker
>die
>have to open the pause menu to start over
>you make a mistake and save the game
Christopher Fisher
Had i been there in real life I would have hanged my self from seeing that poor animal suffer.
Jose Campbell
>closes eye and keeps screaming
Nicholas Perry
Why, so your mother can feel the same way as that bird?
Aiden Brooks
I'm gonna say it! That fat birb is cute and it looks like a good bird.
Juan James
fucking kill yourself you fucking faggot fuck FUCKING FUCK
Benjamin Rodriguez
What emotion is this bird meant to convey?
Juan Stewart
Depending how you see it, anywhere from pure disgust to absolute euphoria
Gavin Collins
>die
>enemy starts eating you
Robert Allen
The chick isn't dead; it's nearly fainted from the heat you clueless fucks. The parent hawk is acting like that (panting) in an attempt to vent excess heat and instinctually trying to provide shade with it's wings even though the nest is already well in the shadows.
Jayden White
based
That feeling you get when you go to sleep at 3:00 AM after finishing your favorite videogame
Ryder Hill
>die
>enemies start killing each other
Adrian Taylor
gonna need some citations
Austin Torres
>die
>enemy unzips their pants and starts stripping your body
>screen fades to black
Tyler Baker
One of my favourite details in KF1, don't think I've ever noticed it in 2 despite some enemies taunting instead.
Jonathan Richardson
lol wtf
Juan Carter
>be last one alive
>accidentally blow myself up with grenade
>"omg what a noob" t. 4/27 KD teammate
while you have 43/12
Carson Murphy
Imagine if a Bright green Human 3 times your size just picked you up and started tearing into you
Shits terrifying
Charles Perry
>Die
>Someone else dies in your place and you come back to life
>This makes more enemies in the final dungeon for you to deal with
Adrian Cox
Wyatt Brown
This one always gives me a giggle, because everyone seems to not realize that its overheating, I mean sure its not too happy about the chick being dead, to the point it played football with the chick and moved it to the other side of the enclosure, but its stretching out its wings and opening its mouth to try and cool its self down, because birds of prey are unable to sweat, so just like dogs they will stretch out and start panting.
Leo Walker
>die
>camera flings backwards and lands sideways showing you no game over screen, nothing but the cold ambience of a 90's video game and your body parts in on the ground in front of you
Sebastian Perez
*predatory birds (birds of prey also can't sweat as well though)
Justin Martinez
>die
>enemies loot your body
Landon Edwards
>enemies sell your loot on their auction house
>has a working economy
Angel Wood
You would know what that would be like, would ya, Grasshopper!?!?
Austin Thompson
Mason Peterson
>die
>game has no checkpoints so you have to start it all over
Jeremiah Anderson
>Die
>Enemy Levels up.
Jonathan Phillips
>you can crash the in-game economy
Lucas Reed
QUICK, HE'S GETTING AWAY.
Jordan Johnson
>This becomes a new genre of games
John Robinson
Jesus christ your little penguin legs
Nolan Cook
CUTE
Noah Reyes
fucking STALKER.
Luis Kelly
Are animals just straight up.. sturdier than us? even falling our own height onto something hard would hurt us a lot, but that fucker gets up like its nothing
John Lewis
Charles Bell
Jace Reyes
the smaller the animal, the greater height it can fall without injury
James White
why the fuck are these penguins making homes on 90 degree cliffs?
Connor Richardson
>skyrim giants
Hudson Hughes
Jaxon Richardson
birds are fags lol
Landon Murphy
>enemies can use speedhacks
Zachary Stewart
>die
>enemies stop what they're doing and stare at the camera
Robert Mitchell
>die
>enemies get confused
>pathing fucks up and they start spinning out of world
Evan Moore
But I feel like a lion or tiger would have gotten away with it too.
Justin Smith
*hits pipe*
raising chicks is the most cucked thing you can do. Think about it logically
Daniel Jones
>die
>See bullshit you'd have to face if you lived
Evan Stewart
there are no caves or shelters
Robert Gonzalez
I swear his head did a 3600
Asher Fisher
cats always land on their feet
Justin Parker
Its a bird, so I’d wager it doesnt have as heavy bones.
Also some animals have a much higher pain tolerance than humans, such as dogs.
Michael Young
Kek
Tyler Davis
Those are cats.
Luke Walker
>die
>respawn
Gabriel Johnson
>cave
>in Antarctica
Those animals aren't the brainlets here, you are.
Jeremiah Lee
there are caves in antarctica lad...
Austin Harris
I swear this place is full of meanies.
Christian Walker
user go apologize to a tree, for wasting the oxygen it is working very hard to make for you, on making this post.
Chase Cruz
>die
>game crashes to desktop
>lose all progress made from last save
Aaron Allen
This gives me Crossed flashbacks
Jacob Phillips
No. Fake news. The chick fell 10 stories, they tried to treat it, returned it, and it died.
phoenixnewtimes.com
Additionally the webcam is no longer active science.kjzz.org
Josiah Hughes
It's too damn funny the way it does look like the otter just btfo himself. I guess he's just holding on it with his mouth or got a tooth stuck.
Nicholas Peterson
>die
>enemies keep attacking you
Anthony Wright
how the fuck did he accomplish that?
Charles Green
>die
>nothing happens because god doesn’t exist
Jose Jackson
Liam Taylor
It bit onto the rope and swung its body around because it's a happy little swingy boy.
Gavin Gonzalez
name one (1) game
Aaron Martin
real life
Robert Smith
Yes, in exchange for humans ability to learn endlessly, we are physically weak in comparison to animals.
Nathan Young
Brody Fisher
>die
>skeleton enemy says it had a bone to pick with you
Grayson Kelly
damn...
Oliver Jackson
wait, you didn't think it actually died, did you? You're stupid as fuck. That otter went on to finish college and become a lawyer. Tax law.
Camden Cruz
how do you resist the urge to stomp on that things face?
Grayson Gomez
Chase Ortiz
what game
Christopher Martinez
what the fuck sort of catching mechanism is that?
what happened to the good ol net?
Luke Martinez
you don't. fuck all geese, the niggers of birds.
Cooper Ward
BING BING WAHOO
Leo White
>die
>come back better equipped
Nicholas Jenkins
sotc
William Carter
shaddy of the colly
Isaiah Reyes
>die
>game over even though the game has revival items your party members could use
Jaxson Morris
Penguins like the rockhopper are adapted to falling into rocks and shit since that's what they've been doing for countless generations. Since they're grounded birds, their bones are also sturdier and more solid than flight-capable birds, with their largest and broadest being their flippers. I think that rather than saying humans are weak compared to most animals, we simply have our strengths elsewhere, those strengths being the ability to sweat and therefore outrun most animals in terms of endurance, being capable of throwing long distances at high speeds, and obviously our intellect.
Owen Torres
Daniel Clark
>die
>part members mourn you
Adam Harris
>Pervert style of protoss
??
Lincoln Watson
Holy shit my sides
Dominic Rodriguez
Aaron Howard
No means No, you fucking bitch!
Hudson Anderson
What a stupid bitch. Based fast cat.
Lincoln Sanders
>die and get knocked into water
>drowning animation
Ethan Morales
Ayden Hughes
>get knocked out
>enemy rapes you
Jason Rodriguez
This bird makes machine gun sounds.
Caleb Torres
Easton Carter
did the guy live
Tyler James
>tfw no bird waifu
Tyler Martin
>Get captured
>Your complete equipment is stored in a room within the facility
Caleb Cook
>Can't die can only go unconscious
Pisses me off when I read what the original mechanics for dying were. Fuck Molyneux.
Kevin Wood
Elijah Miller
S.O.M.A.
Jacob Nguyen
>your bird waifu will never deepthroat her own throat for you
Camden Jones
>die
>enemies mimick you
Nicholas Smith
shadow of the colossus, newfag
Bentley Reed
What were they?
Cameron Price
Shoebill poops on her on legs to stay cool!
Andrew Cruz
>Angry_roastie.webm
Brayden Johnson
>enemy can press the A button
Lucas Cox
imagine incubating an egg for months in the worst winter on earth only for it to get stolen haha
Adam Carter
If shoebills could, they would eat small children.
Julian Harris
Jackson White
First one was
>Your character's children were their extra lives. If you died you would start playing as one of your children to continue their parent's quest
The second one was
>If you went unconscious enemies would beat the shit out of you and leave you severely scarred and disfigured and you'd wake up hours later, making people terrified of you.
These were both fully implemented mechanics that playtesters found "frustrating" so they got rid of them and instead we got stuck with being immortal.
Eli Richardson
>Oof. You just lost a lot of progress.
Dylan Moore
I’n gonna put some children in her belly
Joseph Butler
Daniel Reed
Dominic Morales
>dies
>enemy robs your corpse
Risen was the first modern game after years of being stuck on an old system and I adored this little detail
Connor Smith
ITS YAHOO DUMBASS
Robert Gray
humans aren't even weak, we're just scared of pain and don't want to have to deal with permanent scars or disfigurement whereas animals don't care.
Gabriel Thompson
Shoebills neglect their weaker chicks for their more aggressive, stronger chick so it may survive.
Liam Turner
The second one is literally what happened though, just lazily implemented. Dying just gave you more scars
Chase Hill
not a shoebill, not based
Ian Baker
why did dinosaurs turn into these retarded creatures
Luke Moore
Nicholas Powell
Landon Ortiz
name one game please
Luis Martin
Aiden Roberts
What the fuck is this?
Connor Hill
birds yawning
Charles Garcia
Jason Harris
Skyrim
Oliver Edwards
Why is there an Elder Thing in their beaks?
Chase Scott
>die
>enemy AI breaks and they start glitching out
Wyatt Price
classic ragdolling
Julian Robinson
that is their spine protruding through their mouth
Noah Evans
Kevin Phillips
Brayden Evans
King Dedede's recovery
Bentley Bailey
wort wort wort
Cooper Gomez
KZ1 >> the rest
Charles Ortiz
>Die
>Enemy says he is sorry
Josiah Gonzalez
>geese
>it's a fucking swan
Jacob Perry
>die
>4 of these fuckers surrounding your corpse
>"The demon is dead!"
>shooting your lifeless body with their plasma pistols
cant hate them, theyre so fucking cute
Landon Reed
>enemies have trading cards with stats
god bless florida
Asher Rivera
Fucking based bird attacking that dumb memer.
Josiah King
Ryan Brooks
Bentley Wright
>new zealand
>nazi salute
is this who i think
Xavier Powell
>die
>final boss still gets beaten regardless
Jayden Torres
Kevin Wood
Falcons are fucking stupid
Landon Collins
Ayden Scott
Connor Cook
Anthony Rogers
Stupid cunt can't read the sign. I wish it was a big vulture or something to give that dumb cunt a heart attack.
Robert Brooks
artifact should have just used these instead of gay dota lore
Jack White
Caleb Cooper
Agreed
John Thompson
>God I love America !
Thomas Roberts
This is actually fucking adorable. Can you recommend a good mill deck?
Wyatt Reyes
fucking cats
Josiah Garcia
jesus fuck fuckfuck
Parker Morgan
Personally I'd suggest either creating a Cotton or Feros themed deck to take advantage of their speed stat, but for tournament play people tend to stick with Pearl decks just because the high cuddliness means they can just shit out debuff after debuff on their opponent before going in for the kill.
Jack Garcia
Do you mean the human is being cucked by a Rooster/Cock into raising its children?
Isaac Baker
>party member dies
>other party member that was in love with them leaves the party to mourn their death
Christopher Smith
Is it really cuckoldry when you're eating all of his children?
Justin Martin
holy shit, shut the fuck up you retard
Camden Thomas
same shit they can and do mate with each other
>Hybridization among all the species of the family Anatidae (geese, ducks, swans) is more common than among other birds. And hybridization among birds is more common than among mammals.
Ryder Nguyen
cope lmao
Michael Richardson
Woah... what the hell is wrong with you?
Daniel Thomas
That fucking bird caused it all.
James Evans
Nature is fucking retarded. The first humans that looked at it and said "wow, intelligence must be behind this" were definitely smoking something.
Angel Edwards
Yea Forumsan/ threads are god's gift to this site
Cooper Barnes
>die
>you think the NPCs will reset but they are still fucking livid at you
>now chased by an angry mob for the rest of time
Aiden Perry
I've seen this image countless times and I still have no idea what the backstory behind it is.
Wyatt Davis
Of course not
Hunter Rodriguez
>okay symbol
>nazi salute
what a weird timeline we're in
Jeremiah Cook
>die
>enemy dabs on your corpse
Tyler Johnson
Why God hates penguins so fucking much?
Kevin Morales
Sometimes the good suffer.
Jayden Powell
Urban chaos
Blake Bell
TOBLERONE
Christian Thomas
NO IT'S MINE
Jacob Garcia
how else do you play skyrim?
Anthony Long
Samuel Murphy
:'(
Joseph Carter
I can't anymore, it feels too empty without those kinds of mods.
Ryan Lewis
vivian is CUTE
Christopher Howard
Deus Ex
Mason King
because that's user, the only proper way to play skyrim.
Nicholas Perez
Owen Cooper
post some sexy shoebill then
Lincoln Anderson
>don't come near me you stinking nigger!
>wallruns outta there
Owen Martinez
Here's your memebird, user. She's an asshole.
Isaiah Foster
F
Austin Jones
i feel bad for the nigger, it's so dirty
Joshua Gray
imagine holding a penguin. would be like holding a store bought sack of flour or a bag of milk or a big ham. comfy
Hunter Collins
>die
>your loved one always stay with you
Aaron Parker
port royale 3 are not as popular as AAA but that shit are heroin.
Dylan Ramirez
>die
>get memorialized together with his waifu forever
>another penguin starts becoming obsessed over the two of you
>the cycle continues
Cooper Cook
It's a shame Furi didn't do this. The first boss kinda hinted at it but there wasn't a way for any of the bosses to *actually* kill you, just kick the shit out of you until you couldn't fight back, so when you face that fucking gun girl for the 400th time, it's actually the 400th time.
Hunter Brown
Bird's are lightweight, even the flightless ones. Also, square-cube law. A human is going to walk away from a fall a lot easier than a horse, for example.
William Butler
they stink like hell
Dylan Ross
still not convinced god doesn't just have a huge sense of humor and this is all a joke.
Kayden Davis
Most animals do, specially when you consider they smell like "I want to have sex" most of the time.
Cats smell extremely good tho.
Adrian Morales
Nature has a fucking weird sense of humor.
Jordan Butler
...
Jace Robinson
>die
>enemy you were having trouble with walks off the side of the map
William Stewart
Fallout 3
Adam Ramirez
I had one of the older metro games autosave right infront of a jeep with a machine gun with no way to live.
It was the only save I had so I never saw the rest of the game.
Gabriel Butler
Source?
Parker Ross
>die
you lose yourself to the dark side
Cameron Wilson
Well they don't feel any pain so it would be like whatever.
Julian Morris
Why would you want to see a thick, curvy alien goo girl fuck a defective android twink?
Ayden Long
Andgi
they're one of doxy/onta's characters
Dylan Price
Pls... spoon-feed me...
William Clark
Noah Young
Thank you~
Evan Flores
I'd guess it was just a broken pipe
the dogs dont look like they were living in such conditions for long.
Pipe breaks, dogs get mad, cause chaos
Dylan Butler
>when they ate these on fear factor
nope
Anthony Bennett
I can so hear him shout
>wtf you looking at niggers?
>and you? get lost asshole
>I live here, piss off!
Easton Fisher
twitter.com
It's still there you nigger.
David Williams
>random, low level enemy strikes you down
>decides that you are not even worth killing and walks off
Fucking Shadow of More War
Brody Parker
>You see him get killed by someone else he's while taunting
Daniel Collins
You can't kill swans in the UK, theyre protected by the crown even though they're total cunts
Nathan Morris
Bloodborne
Grayson Perry
>Insanely hard boss
>Die when boss is on like 1 HP
>Last stray projectile you fired hits him while you're dead
>Kills him
>Game continues as if you killed him while you were alive.
Brayden Baker
rdr2
Oliver Ramirez
>>Insanely hard boss
>>Die when boss is on like 1 HP
>>Last stray projectile you fired hits him while you're dead
>>Kills him
>Unique animation where you get back up from death plays and you're left at 1HP
Ryan Phillips
>STALKER
Kayden Nguyen
imagine the smell, haha
James Cook
IT HURTS MY HANDS
Joshua Walker
name 1 (one) game
Adrian White
Copy Kitty
Samuel Cook
>Dies
>Enemy picks up your corpse and walks away
Luke Sanders
>Game acts like you lost anyways
I FUCKING WON. FUCK YOU GAME.
Xavier Butler
thanks
Henry Moore
Fable
Jason Scott
>insanely hard boss
>kill him
>a projectile still flies around and hits you, killing you
>have to restart
fucking castlevania
Jacob Wright
>Trying to collect item for a quest
>Can't because all the other players are, too
Brandon Ross
>Kill boss the same time he kills you
>Expect a game over out of salt
>Actually triggers a special cutscene
>Both of you revive to full and power up
>Your skills are buffed like crazy whilst boss gains a shitton of new moves
>mfw no face
Leo Butler
Name one game
No but really, please do, that sounds radical
Ethan Brown
>Game over
>enemy rapes your corpse
Jacob Jones
>in relation to his body, this penguin fell 4 times his height
So you go and fall 20 something feet hitting your head numerous times. Hurry. Since you're so strong
Evan Gomez
Killzone is such a underrated franchise
Charles Anderson
Made me feel
Robert Brooks
Insects are real life eldritch abominations. Fuck this
Justin Morris
Alpha as fuck
Isaac Ward
>Boss dies at the hands of your character's party
>Cutscene plays of boss remembering the sacrifices his party did to stop you
>He revives full force with the rage of a thousand suns
>He doesn't use any of his moves from his previous fights
>Uses a more powerful version of his team's attacks, and is implied he taught them the moves.
>Fight OST is a medley mix of all his party member's themes
>His ultimate attack is a solo version of a team attack.
I don't think my dick could have gotten harder.
Aiden Cook
What game?
Cooper Barnes
Carter Russell
>die
>rest of party still alive
>game over because my is never allowed to die
Fucking FFT Marche you piece of shit
Ryan Mitchell
>game over
>enemy makes you give birth to him
youtube.com
Michael Turner
no they're not retard
Aaron Young
>die
>camera lingers on how you died
Andrew Fisher
Looks like a puppet.
William Cook
Fallout New Vegas: Dead Money
Cameron Lee
depressing yet kino
Brayden Gutierrez
>die to boss
>open Yea Forums
>hey guys any tips on how to beat this boss, I'm really struggling
>''git gud faggot xDDDD''
Grayson White
Postal 2
Carter Smith
I love how in Destiny2 every enemy has there own victory dance if they kill you.
Michael Wood
>die
>turn off console and go outside
:)
Brayden Wood
>die
>"Would you like to play on Easy Mode?"
FUCK YOU
Jack Jackson
>see teamate die, feel nothing
>enemy sees teamate die, they grieve
Elijah Clark
why do penguins always look so honorable doing everything they can to survive together
Adrian Miller
Brayden Collins
>die
>
John Williams
Roses are red
Chocolates are delectable
YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF BEING MY OPPONENT
EASY MODE IS NOW SELECTABLE
Austin Davis
>beat Difficult Video Game
>have to preface any criticism with a comment about having beaten/enjoyed the game or autistic kids will get triggered into a "GIT GUD" conversational loop
Julian Watson
god i hate this so much. Especially since Ive enjoyed difficult games
Samuel Robinson
>1hp
>enemy decided he doesn't want to kill you but eat you instead
James Turner
>die 3 times
>asks for easymode
>it default selects to yes
luckily it asks you 3 times if you want to be a pussy and then bullies you for being a pussy.
Andrew Nelson
that was a thing in Gothic already
Isaiah Baker
Liam Clark
Jesus Christ, bloke got fucking beheaded in a split second.
James Lopez
>die
>enemies take your corpse and move it elsewhere
Joshua Price
>he's never played through the last prison turret defense sequence on hard mode
Run along back to your Stardew Valley general, little lady.
Christian Rivera
dude dont post liveleak of animals.
Nolan Rodriguez
Based pig
Gavin Hall
So that's why nogs hate pigs.
Charles James
>Die
>Game over screen has the character who killed you taunt you and demand you kiss her feet.
With unique dialogues
Jeremiah Cooper
Whenever this happens in a game it makes me unreasonably angry for some reason.
Cameron Baker
Is that really a thing?
What game?
Luke Martin
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
Jason Garcia
admin he's doing it sideways
Camden Cox
It happened in the fall, on a colder than average day. The people running the camera said as much, and couldn't explain the behavior themselves. This falcon is the father, who stayed there inert for a few hours, nudged at the chick until mom came back, then left again. The couple returned to the nest one more time and left.
Alexander Fisher
this heeled slut from blazblue stomps on your head every time she beats you
Adam Rivera
>die
>enemy breathes a sigh of relief and lights a cigarette
>if you wait, he calls someone to confirm your demise
>he gives an "understood" and then takes your corpse with him
>shows you being loaded into a van, driven somewhere, having your gear removed, having your augs taken out, being put into a bodybag, loaded back up, taken out to the middle of nowhere in a desert and buried, all from a fixed camera angle over you, done in timelapse
>cuts to the skyline, where the sun is starting to rise over the horizon
>"Game Over"
Lucas Harris
There's an arabic saying that God likes flowers.
Elijah Morgan
Cyberpunk 2077 is gonna be a fuckin good game.
Chase Nelson
Hudson Cook
>enemy tells you to subscribe to pewdiepie
Ayden Sanchez
The bird has higher IQ than that cunt...
Jonathan Kelly
>ywn put your barbed feline cock in her and make half-cat babies
why live lads
Kayden Parker
>In venturing North, the pilgrims discover the truth of the old words
Grayson Powell
what is that
Kevin Rodriguez
>Die
>Either get a waifu who has been brainwashed into loving you and only you for eternity at the cost of never being able to get another waifu or be femdommed for eternity by a brainwashed waifu.
Samuel Hall
>shunned from the cuddle pit because you're the weird penguin
fuck man im sorry penguin
Lucas Rodriguez
>die
>teammates can be set as a respawn point
John Stewart
Münchhausen Syndrome.
Luis Johnson
>mother owns five dogs
>had to look after them for a day, have done so multiple times before
>she mentions one is ill, but it seems to be just a passing illness, doesn't tell me it needs medicine or needs to be checked in depth so don't give it too much notice
>check them regularly, check their food, clean up after them
>they do their usual shit of barking at postmen
>notice them all sleeping at like 3pm, kinda weird but not that weird
>she gets back later that day and four of them get up to greet her
>the one that was ill is just lying in bed, cold and lifeless
Oh.
Austin Parker
>Die
>Enemy has sex with your corpse
Connor Watson
Because they learned that existence is pain and wanted to forget.
Brandon Morris
dinosaurs were probably much more retarded
Lucas Perry
>the AI in For Honor emote spam over your body and have names like xXSlayerXx
Really immersive Ubi
Samuel Bell
>worst player
>still on top of teams scoreboard
hm.
Julian Nelson
every rpg game
Chase Walker
lewd giraffe
Ryan Miller
Caleb Peterson
whip spider
Adam Bell
What a chad
Dylan Phillips
>party beats puzzle though unorthodox methods
>DM gets mad
Stop that
Isaiah Sanchez
>Yea Forums - animal gifs
Ryan Thompson
Nicholas Barnes
Gal Gun Double Peace
Nathan Brooks
Gal Gun again?
Sebastian Mitchell
Elex
Adrian Walker
Predator Concrete Jungle
>tfw the scientists panic when you break free
Levi Ward
>sad story gets a bittersweet but ultimately happy end
Jacob Harris
>die
>enemy mourns your death
Adam Rodriguez
>snake.exe has stopped working
Cooper Nelson
>get knocked down
>your favourite A.I. party member immediately comes to your aid
Nathaniel Ortiz
Yes.
Not that guy but probably.
Henry Lewis
thats a cute birb user
Matthew Torres
if only it didn't control like absolute ass and run at sub 30 frames not including shadow fall
Thomas Collins
>drop weapon during fight
>enemy pics it up
>kill them immediately
>pick it back up
>5 seconds of vodka soaked slav hands reduces the weapon quality by 50%
Jackson Hill
Holy fuck that other penguin is consoling it. Fuck.
Easton Russell
>he has no sense of danger
>continues to run to you regardless of damage
>keeps reviving you while getting hit
;__;7
Jack Cox
fugg.
I recognise that laser machine.
Jason Morales
One of the more successful Yea Forums endeavors. Reminds me of the old days.
Carson Turner
Dominic Moore
Dude I’d totally lose to the femdom chick she was great. I gotta say the devil was adorable too.
Sebastian Powell
Thief 3.
Landon Robinson
Fruit bats are adorable
Jeremiah James
wait bats have eyes?
Thomas Thomas
of course
they just don't work very well
Nathan Sullivan
I want a giraffe blowjob
Benjamin Hernandez
of course, the saying "blind as a bat" is from how they can navigate with echolocation in total darkness in caves
Jayden Jones
>die
>your loved ones honor you by doing the circle dinosaur around your remains
Sebastian Fisher
>tfw you're a game journalist and the tutorial is too hard
Chase Rivera
misinformation.
fruit bats, like the one shown, have amazing eyesight and subpar echolocation.
insectivore bats, like the ugly ones with folded faces, have bad eyesight because they use echolocation, and they do it well because of their radar dish faces.
t. Bat Man
Juan Adams
>get into a fight with your pal
>members from another species break it up and chastise you for having poor manners
Jaxon Sullivan
>die to some underling
>he seems happy about it since he can get a promotion now
Jordan Jackson
they sure got cockblocked
Aiden Gray
Shadow of Mordor was kino
Noah Moore
>game tells you happy birthday if you play on your birthday
Connor Brooks
>benevolent master builds you an awesome obstacle course
Benjamin Nguyen
splinter cell chaos theory final level
Christopher Torres
>die
>your ragdoll starts spazzing out having a seizure
Henry Reed
mgs2 inside arsenal gear
Christian Long
Samuel Peterson
>NG+
>big enemies and bosses can barely hurt you
Jose Lee
>die
>enemy starts glitching for a few seconds
Angel Cook
>VN route is harder than aticipated
Jace Sullivan
>accurate to within 3000 feet
James Nguyen
F
Kevin Jackson
>enemies dab on your corpse
Michael Stewart
JUST
Mason Myers
>enemy team gangs up on you
Christopher Clark
the fuck is that
Mason James
>enemies you should be able to handle absolutely destroy you
Austin Edwards
>That feeling you get when you go to sleep at 3:00 AM after finishing your favorite videogame
that was me yesterday after finnishing Yakuza 0, good times
Christian Robinson
I ain't no bird expert or anything but...
aren't those things supposed to have feathers or something?
Jackson Ward
>game subverts your expectations
Hudson Miller
Charles Collins
>die
>enemies doesn't care because you were to threat to them anyway
Owen Jackson
should've bit the litte shits head off
i hate those ugly mouse dogs
Ethan Rodriguez
Josiah James
tigers are gigantic pussies.
Carson Campbell
>Boss debuffs whole party
>You dispell debuff
>Boss uses party-wide instakill that would be prevented if you had that debuff
>Have to watch again unskippable longass cutscene
Juan Perez
>friend betrays you by stealing your snacks
Thomas Campbell
>webm not related
the rabbit started fast and fucked around then lost
that's how they always lose fucking idiots
Adam Torres
>die
>enemy turns you into a pillow
Sebastian Campbell
>enemy defeats you by exploiting your weakness
Carter Cox
Not even birds like /pol/cucks.
Nathan Lewis
t. toxoplasmosis
Bentley Russell
Benjamin Gomez
>try to avenge your fallen comrades
>enemy ignores you
Elijah Watson
who even play games like these?
Ryder Ross
Samuel Gonzalez
I love those huge rodents.Remind me of this super chill guy that was always high in highschool.
David Brown
Broken neck, not beheaded. You can see his bill.
Wyatt Perry
Not as big as lions.
Easton Morris
>sent to prison
>buddy escapes and comes to break you out
Blake Lewis
Symphonia
Wyatt Gray
KOTOR 2, twice. KOTOR1 - once, I think
Aaron Sanchez
i really, really like large cats. if i were rich and had big house in a legal state, i would own a savannah cat
Anthony Reed
>an ancient evil awakens
Evan Hall
jesus that was the guy who sat next to me, dude woould bring actual joints to school and show them to me
Owen Morales
cows are so cutte
Ayden Lee
The chick fell off the building and someone brought it back to it's nest. It died from it's injuries in the nest
Camden Myers
what's wrong with that woman's buttocks?
Benjamin Gray
>nearly die
>enemy was just messin' with you
Colton Ramirez
Cute!
Jace Gonzalez
great parenting there Mrs Greenbitch
Robert White
>allies save you with a secret new weapon seconds before being overrun
Grayson Adams
steatophygia, the bubble butt gene
Jaxon Cook
Oliver Allen
hidden loot
Brandon Powell
what games has this enemy mechanic? they will only follow you to a certain perimeter then return to their location
Tyler Smith
Good to see nVidia has always been setting things on fire.
Isaac James
This is a probably a newborn baby parrot or something like that
Gabriel Martin
Leo Robinson
Any game where enemies have an aggro zone.
Jackson Morales
>saved by hu-man
>learn hu-man ability of hugging to express your undying gratitude to him
Brody Davis
>die
>your body stretches out across the entire map and clips through everything
Jaxon Evans
very nice
Thomas Mitchell
A disease or genetic defect caused it to lose its feathers.
Oliver Parker
>Team kill
>Enemy starts teabagging teamate
Landon Carter
Phantasy Star Online Episodes 1 and 2.
Easton Collins
men of taste and intellectual
Gabriel Butler
Fuck you for posting that!!!!!!!
Owen Reyes
Shoebills are based, they even learned the Carlton dance.
Anthony Cruz
its a fucking cub you nigger
Matthew James
Nice try, flap more
William Morgan
dont do that.
Dominic Morales
Why?
Camden Moore
This one got me. How the fuck am I supposed to kill it if it's even stronger now? Fuck that.
Eli Foster
Dinosaurs most likely sound like shoebill, because shoebill doesn't have a fully developed syrinx
youtu.be
Kayden Phillips
Until you get rabies from it.
Jaxson Rivera
How else are birds supposed to learn flying?
Jordan Bell
Hnnnnnnnng
Parker Stewart
>team member stops petting you
Carter Clark
we are sturdier than you'd expect, but we have the luxury of avoiding pain and not being used to it makes us afraid of even minor pain.
Also if you hurt yourself badly, you go into an adrenaline rush because your body sense big danger
Matthew Sullivan
>men of taste and intellectual
so not you then?
Jacob Wood
cappyburas are so based
just big as guinea pigs
Landon Wilson
come-shot and swallow
Ryder Gray
>user, I heard your girlfriend couldn't come to the savanna
>Maybe I can be your girlfriend for tonight
Juan Ross
>all hierarchies must fall
Jayden Powell
What are some games that let me play as a bird?
Connor Ortiz
>Die
>webm don't get archived on Yea Forums archive websites
dammit, what was it
Jaxson King
Some feral pig chewing on a dumpster baby
Easton Murphy
>Yellow Vest protester gets repeatedly sprayed by police water cannon (warning: this footage may upset some viewers)
Isaiah Miller
They never turned into birds. Birds are dinosaurs. It's the non avian branch of the dinosaur family that died out.
Dylan Powell
>godzilla
Caleb Brown
Dishonored kinda does that, your eq is in the same level
Parker Flores
Copoka is sort of a bird simulator.
Benjamin Brown
>team member keeps hogging the toys
Jackson Ward
>By the gods... what have I become?
Benjamin Johnson
welcome to gantz
Jace Roberts
God I wish iris would walk on me and insult me
Jack Wright
jesus, that's too violent
John Martinez
Ancient brap
Asher Smith
>enemy grants you safe passage through hostile territory
Nolan Cook
DAREKA! TASUKETTE KUREEEEEE!!!
Connor Harris
designated abortion hogs
Henry Sanchez
Look at him go
Adam Bell
Wyatt Perez
snipper snapper
Joshua Ramirez
>enemy has supernatural powers
Adam Wood
penguins are the most kino of animals
Grayson Bailey
BEHOLD, A MAN
John Sullivan
>You get punished for exploring too much