Smash Main Thread: the Bantz Edition

Hey everyone, post the 2 characters in SSBU you play the most.
Other anons reply with bantz on the mains.
Have fun and keep it clean.

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apps.warchamp7.com/smash/rosterUlt/
ssbworld.com/create/tier-list/ultimate/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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Cash money.

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>literally cant cope without swords

>Bad franchise
>bad pallets

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>if I can't have fun nobody can

>is a manlet IRL

no, he has a little dick.

Fuck you.

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meh

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pac-chads rise up

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>Meter obsession

You again. Either you're Mr. Brain plays or grasped of gimmicks

DK is so damn fun to play but swordfags make him too frustrating to play at higher GSP. Hopefully those fuckers get nerfed in the next update since they're in desperate needing of at least one weakness

Villager main, and Yoshi as a secondary
(moreso Robin)
Based big brain players

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Mains are dark blue Dedede and default Mr game and watch, fuck my shit upppppp

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I'd say go back to r*ddit but you strike me as someone who genuinely enjoys all DK games. No bantz for you.

>unironically is a tranny

Since you are a Pac-Chad, no bantz either

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Red = main
Purple = secondary
Everyone in this image is someone I'm in Elite Smash with

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Back to R*ddit with you. GIMR needs help wiping his ass

Just parry them

How do I get better at this game? It’s my first Smash bros

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>the jiggly
Shave your neckbeard
>the Pac-Chad
Forgive my bantz.

>disobeying the 2 mains only rule
P E R I S H

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As someone who is trying to learn how to git gud with Puff, well, how do I git gud with Puff?

learn the fundamentals of neutral and get your ass handed to you a bunch

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I've never played SM, even as a fan of pokemon, but I loved the reveal of this character and how expressive he is. fuck Incineroar haters

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I remember making a list when I was a beginner but iirc the starter pack to look up was
>Learn how to SDI
>Learn your character's kill moves
>Learn your neutral options against other characters
>Offline practice whenever possible

pick ike and keep doing short hop nair until it hits then you do uair, its what the pros are doing

the one and only

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>using your Smash mains as a way to come out of the closet
As if the flannel wasnt enough....

Same here, I want smash characters with unique designs and playstyles over generic meme characters that rosterfags have been trying meme in since melee

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Continuing More based big brained players to add to the list
Take this advice if your brain is the size of a walnut

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go to your locals

This is fact.

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those aerials are not ok

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There's no skill involved in playing Bowser.

Move skillager to chads
Whats wrong with zelda?? You bad against a low tier?
Peach requires skill, but is also broken (like sm4sh bayo)

> Zelda

How can a video game character be so perfect?

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who do you play then? I'm not gay but who doesn't bust one to a trap now and then

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It was bantz
>who doesnt bust one to a trap
Now it's serious.

And I'm OP

>fapping to biological males with fake tits and an actual penis
Youve been memed into faggotry like a good portion of this board.

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r8

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you wouldn't let her blow you?

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Who the fuck would actually look through all this just to rate you

can you just reorder this?

based
Would get thrown off a building in a Muslim country
Can't read the fucking OP theme

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>>>>her

Redditor but thank you for teaching these retards to read my OP

Never presses the A button, or if you do, you make sure you can hit the enemy while hiding/keeping away. No physical contact for you.

Mewtwo wouldn't be so hard if he had a kill move
Also
>Wario
>Takes skill
What?

No this is fact

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wholesome

Don't mind me. Actual taste coming through.

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@454790452
Thinks his bait will get (You)s

Okay Tranny

Obvious waifufag. Though WFT is a based pick.

Narrowing it down to 2 was surprisingly difficult, and made me realize I had a lot of characters I'm comfortable playing most of the time.

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Is the 'mentally ill' poster chasing you all the way here?

Same here.
>either spamming projectiles or hoping that someone spams them so you can punish them
who?

I'm extremely shit at the game but atleast I have fun with these two.

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>I'm extremely shit
>sees mains
Checks out

Daisy > Peach

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While I try not to focus on either, I secretly always hope for the latter during any fight I get into, the feeling of a successful punish is amazing

you're list is stupid
here's a better one
and here are the links to the tools:

apps.warchamp7.com/smash/rosterUlt/

ssbworld.com/create/tier-list/ultimate/

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>sonic and bayo
>alongside Pac-Chad
The list was *this* close to being perfect.
What a shame.

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What's wrong with where I place them? Would you disagree that they are difficult to play and hard to master?

You and I have similar taste. Though I'm trying to distance myself from these characters.

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>Red
My actual mains
>Blue
I play for fun in casuals, maybe as a counterpick
>Yellow
Played in Smash 4 but dropped in Ultimate
>Green
Ganondorf

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Same been trying to this for a while but, I usually rotate between 5 or 6. Some are just better suited for different situations.There's still DLC on the way too so, it might change. But, I tend to gravitate towards pic.

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>Bayo
Easy to play
Difficult to master
>Sonic
Easy to press B
Easy to press B with better timing

Read the OP

Main on left secondary on right

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I can see sonic, but you haven't convinced me of bayo.

Don't have pic right now but they're K. Rool and Palutena

Snake and Ridley are my #1 and #2.

However, the gap between the amount of matches I've played as Snake and the amount of games as Ridley is fucking massive. About 99% of all matches are as Snake, and then when I want to dick around I'll go Ridley or someone else.

I'm just really committed to getting good as my boi Snek.

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>Red
>My actual mains
>two characters
>He everyone, post the 2 characters in SSBU you play the most
Seem to me like you're the one with the reading problem.

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Certifiably braindead.

>le xd funny loophole
You'd make an excellent lawyer/politician
But as a poster, you're a retard.

I do respect Vegeta posting though. You get a pass.

Go back to fucking r*ddit holy shit.
I guarantee your 3rd most played is Pirahna Plant

My main is Wario. Great moveset, great character, great series. May we got another Wario character in the next Smash game, Ashley, Waluigi, 9-Volt, whatever. Just get me another character so this big guy doesn't feel lonely.

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anyone who plays Pichu or Palutena is a giant FAGGOT

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Based, but as the rules state, I must give you bantz
>pure JRPG fag
Why dont you have a seat right here?

Tier fag

>Tells (you) read op! after your op reply.
>Doesn't do any of the above in own post.
Anyway, looked at my records so here's some more context for my post.
Daisy's 1st with 166 matches Shulk 2nd with 124 and Palu is 3rd with 56. Larger gap than I thought for palu.

the Mother trilogy is kino and Pokey WILL be in as DLC

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I'd really be okay with this.
>banjofags btfo
>stevefags btfo
>wholesome Mother fans get a cool character
>year of the Pig

Hope the best for you.

Captain Falcon and Ike. The jew fears the American samurai

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Oops! ment
instead of

You be surprised how many people i fight always get hit with hell thunder. Hell thunder only

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>hell thunder
user I...

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>Hell thunder

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Heavies are the only way to go

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I liked Inkling from the get go as far as playstyle is concerned. Lukario is more of a left over from brawl, not very decent with him atm

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SMASH IS A FIGHITNG GANEE
SAKURAI IS BASEDD, BASED!!!

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Heavies are for bad players[/spoilers]

WHORE ON

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My one and only main. I'm starting to like lucario.

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I was decent at PM when I was in uni (win a few club weeklies a semester, always top 8 when we'd do intramurals with our rival school's club) but I'm completely dogshit at Ultimate. Pretty much skipped 4 altogether (released the year I graduated school, never got around to buying a WiiU for it)

Are the games that different or am I just bad?

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It's harder for me to insult mains in this game because so many characters feel more fun to play than 4. But pic related are my two lovely boys.

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Ultimate takes a while getting used to. The dash mechanic is different than any smash game but behaves similarily to melee. Rolling is punished heavily. Landing lag is gone on most moves but it's not the same with L-cancel. Shielding is also punished in this game because of the shieldstun and the rate of depletion from jabs. It's quite difficult getting used to when you're used to PM. Smash 4 was dogshit floating in space with infinite rolls and shield.

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They're different. You'll learn naturally. Don't worry user.

You think you're good. But you're the type of retard to SD on the second stock

Ken is and has been my main since Day 1.
Doc was my Sm4sh/Melee Main and Sonic was my PM main. I mainly use Ken but I'll use the other two every so often

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I've definitely noticed the rolling bit. I think there's a bit of rollback on techs in general as opposed to properly reading, neutral game, etc that's just killing me.

Part of me thinks the only reason I did well before was on the back of wdash, cancels and all the technical shit that doesn't apply anymore

I'm surprised no one has roasted me yet.
I'll do it:
>thinks he's Big Brain but is shit and cant let go of Melee

Someday, I’ll be good at Smash. For now, I have settled on these three true mains.

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>66% Reddit
>33% Pac-Chad
What an interesting Trio.

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Patrician.

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>when you're both a redditor and a waifufag

Something something gay bara Furry something something

yeah I can agree. There isn't much technical to do other than tech when hitting a wall or landing. wavelanding is still neat but not very practical unless you're out for spacing. Also notice how a lot of characters have no combo strings.

Bump.

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>double chad
nice

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Mains online
Mains irl
Practising

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i main only one...

forgot pic

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>Palufag
Gross.

Start working my way on being better.

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It’s a platform fighter. 50% platformer, 50% fighter. It’s like when you get locked in with a boss in castlevania, shovel knight, mario or sonic but with another player instead.

Sorry for phoneposting because I’m on a trip but not sorry for posting three instead of two. Fuck I hope this isn’t sideways.

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Hi Yea Forums good morning. How about my mains, rate them bros.

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