>One copy of Tom Clancy's ™ The Division™ 2 Ultimate Edition please
One copy of Tom Clancy's ™ The Division™ 2 Ultimate Edition please
Ryan Wood
Bentley Russell
one copy of "OP can literally not stop sucking cock" please
Jeremiah Morris
do shills really believe this get them sales?
Benjamin Flores
that games sold out
Lucas Collins
This is simply a joke, moron, not a shill thread
Joseph Moore
>all those trademark isn't a hint at shitposting
zoomers need to leave
Lucas Nguyen
>You literally just passed by the isle selling the games. This isn't a restaurant. Use your fucking arms for something for once.
Josiah Young
>Sir they know we are shills!
>FUCK deny everything, claim it is just a prank bro! yes MEMES
Jaxson Gomez
>i'm going to make a "one copy of ___" thread using picture.of a fit guy
Alexander Rivera
>Sorry about that I sobered up. One copy of Megadimension Neptunia VII™ please
Benjamin Campbell
Who the fuck is this guy even supposed to be
Luke Diaz
The ultimate megachad[tm]
Elijah Jackson
A being that is perfect in every way.
Ayden Parker
>One copy of Devil May Cry 5 Collectors Edition please
Gabriel Russell
did he get his wisdom teeth removed
Ian Hall
Ah.
Nothing better than this thread to shatter my hopes.
Why would a woman feel attracted towards me when men like those exist?
Adam Williams
you will one day
Josiah Watson
At least shills know current memes now, lol. You will get at least one weak minded faggot to buy the game after this.
Gabriel Scott
they are learning fast man
Brandon Collins
based
cringe
Austin Morgan
>why yes I am an avid fan of the Danganronpa series. How could you tell?
Noah Williams
...
Owen Taylor
do you think this guy is happy?
Christian Adams
what the fuck are you even trying to say you fucking third worlder?
Kevin Edwards
Yikes this poster is really unintelligent
Hudson Allen
probably. he's making good money
Michael Smith
>So this shirtless man goes to gamestop and buys games you like? How does that make you feel?
Brandon Sullivan
>one copy of Sniper Elite, please
Alexander Torres
>One copy of Division 2 Ultimate Edition please
James Gonzalez
I can almost see his pee pee
Xavier Stewart
Do people actually believe this guy wasn't computer generated?
I mean the face is one thing, but to get muscle definition like that he'd have to be almost deathly dehydrated.
Camden Morris
IT'S MA'AM
Anthony Green
You sound like a hater.
Robert Watson
he's one with the bogs
Brayden Martin
you're never gonna make it.
Jason Garcia
No, just someone who knows what body builders do to get their look. To get that level of vein and muscle definition you need to be severely dehydrated, it's why a lot of action movie stars burn out super hard.
Come now, not even bogs are that blatant.
You need to start the race to fail it.
Zachary Perez
I bought the game but haven't had the time to play it yet. I hear its better than the first. Any opinions on it?
Jackson Hughes
>One copy of Dead Or Alive 6 Deluxe Edition please
Christian King
The Division 2 is some of the most mass market normie shit I've seen in a while why would this be weird, user?
Adam Scott
little girls like you shouldn't be using such foul language. where are your manners?
Liam Thomas
Its actually not that bad of a game. It's complete at launch and with an actual endgame
>inb4 shill
I wish. I like the game and i wouldnt mind getting paid to talk about it
Xavier Wood
this
Samuel Garcia
You idiots can pick up your own game and walk up to the cashier. This isn't fast food you fucking gym rats.
Brandon Johnson
>Say that again faggot
Chase Rivera
>idiot
IT'S MA'AM. IT'S FUCKING MA'AM
Oliver Lopez
Copy that.
Evan Wilson
Did you just assumed my IQ?
Carter Cook
I can't wait until the obligatory shillweek that follows every Ubisoft game release is finally over.
Landon Morgan
>*rips off name badge and Gamestop tee*
Maybe you should fit brain exercises in your regiment.
Gavin Hill
...
Tyler Stewart
How do all these store not have a rule about shirts?
Aiden Flores
Camden Wright
It's always girl employees letting them
Ian Diaz
>One copy of Rape Day please, I want to play something that I never have to do in real life
Anthony Nelson
Yes, i play Maplestory. How could you tell?
Dylan King
i'm sorry that game has been removed from all other storefronts except epic and uplay so you have to pay full price! that will 119.99 plus tax plus tip plus service fee and if you're purchasing the epic gamestore version that will be 119.99 plus tax plus tip plus datamining fee and will require you to bring your pc to the store 48 hours in advance so the epic client can properly scrape your pc's data. will that be cash or charge?
Landon Sanchez
What the fuck is wrong with his faaaaace?
Sebastian Long
>regiment
Some sales person, maybe you should think about going back to school.
Cooper Howard
Based.
Cooper Murphy
nice
Juan White
Austin Powell
>3 copies of Highly Responsive to Prayers please
Aaron Lopez
Is it good?
Luis Perry
yes
Jason Harris
>We're not shills!