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what's the joke here
i don't get it
hahaha because its so cheesy!
I miss when pizza places used to give you the little table in the box.
because the fire looks not like a real fire, but more like pizza?
What in honest to god was the purpose off it?
To keep the pizza from smearing all over the top of the cardboard box.
It's a table. You're supposed to take a pinch off a slice of pizza, put it on it, and then eat the piece.
i-is this bait?
i've literally never seen a pizza box anywhere near flimsy enough for the top to sag onto the pizza
What if theres a bump in the road
That's because this was a thing that happened during the early to mid '90s with Pizza Hut pizza.
If you've got a large stack of pizzas or soda/wings/whatever placed on top of them it could happen.
everything is dark souls related, because its such an awesome game that everything reminds me of it :)
the pizza is just so dark souls esque, isnt it?
I think it was invented for ridiculously giant pizzas (since the box would then absolutely sag because of the volume), but then got put onto the other sizes
It's to prevent crushing in the hands of minimum wage drivers and deliverymen as they are manhandled along with other items. You can also use a small bread roll. Yum yum.
Would you, Yea Forums? For me, only if its some gyokuro green tea.
wholesome
aww
This thread is supposed to be funny, asshole, don't post things to make me cry.
thats so the lid doesnt smash your pizza you idiot. what faggot ass pizza places arent giving you your pizza saving device?
Pizza boxes are much more durable these days. Back then, they were so thin and flimsy that the bottom part would become transparent due to the grease.
then flapping out of water made me lol way too hard.
>chinese
>humanity
kek i finally realized what these are for
it's for deliveries
please tell me that the spring of the Chair didn't drill into his ass
That's not China. That's Thailand.
Lying is a sin user
Suddenly it's raining outside.
learn your runes
>the_floor_is_lava.jpg
lel
I ain't cryin
Don’t worry, this only ever happened in China
Because where else would you get strange life-threatening equipment malfunctions?
>Can't tell Chinese from Thai letters
Regardless, the Chinese need that lesson more than anyone other people anueah
>s-stuterring
FUCKING BASED
See, I was thinking "Lost_Izalith.jpg" in keeping with the whole Dark Souls theme.
This is why you dont buy chinkshit bros. Literally made with awful materials because they dont give a fuck
Truth.
it wasn't a spring, but the hydrualic gas canister in the chair exploding
the guy died from internal injuries after being sent to a hospital
Oh shit, there's an actual story to that image?
>just got boyonetta
>can't be fucking bothered to play
welp
jej
>sam fisher
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP POSTING SHIT TO MAKE ME CRY IN THIS THREAD?
Master of stealth
I feel bad for this little guy
Koalas are extremely stupid, he has zero fucking clue what to do here.
it used to be posted a lot a couple of years ago, can't seem to find the article anymore though
>one piece backstory.webm
That's because it isn't the Chinese. Thai people are good people.
>Japs are xenophobic but make some cool shit and can be hospitable and respectful
>Thai are generally good people
>Chinese make the fucking worst, gutterball knockoffs and are known for running people over multiple times to get out of legal fees
What went wrong?
Khan killed all of the good people.
IS THIS...fuck it, I won't ask.
Not exactly for me, but I recently got an SNES Classic and I put almost a hundred games on it and then I lost interest in playing most of them
Why does this happen
Is it the feeling of being overwhelmed by having so much shit? Is this what Women feel when they say they have no clothes to wear when they own almost an entire clothing shop worth of clothing?
>dead island trailer song
I vacationed for a month in Thailand, and I felt like the Thai people are very accepting of the position they're in, and their lives as a whole
It's a relatively poor second-world culture, but the people live peaceful and modest lives
That's purely from the perspective of an outsider, so who really knows
I didn't ask for these feels user.
Dominos and Pizza hut. They use to.
Yes. When you can do anything, you can't decide which thing to do and end up doing nothing.
Communism tends to fuck up whole nations for a long awhile.
Russia's still recovering too.
I relate to this cat on a deep spiritual level.
We all do, user.
every time some trump twitter screencap gets posted, i have to check his twitter to see if the "most powerful man in the world" actually 5char'd a fucking twitter post.
what a terrible timeline.
what's the source, and is it any good?
fuckin hell
The Chinese were insects long before Genghis Khan.
source?
cabin in the woods 2
Pretty much everything of note that China contributed to the world was ruined by him. He pretty much single-handedly put the entire country on a path to mediocrity.
How the hell does a chair hydraulic do that? When one of mine busted, it just sank.
I was hovering over this and when his foot touched door the thread updated and changed the webm to
and i was so fucking confused.
>this happens with every single game
please help me the boredom is excruciating
they made a sequel?
why
What the hell happened here?
He got butthurt to death.
...
Pretty sure it's Happy Death Day, a horror comedy that's basically Groundhog Day + serial killer
needs a name
You made me feel very silly, user.
is that the original
>nbahangtime.jpg
hydraulic piston under immense pressure
drinking draino would be like the worst way to die.
its a fucking acid and it would take several hours of melting your major organs.
probably the worst way to die if you ever wanted to commit suicide.
He's jerking your chicken, it's Happy Death Day 2. The first one sucked, I haven't seen the second.
for what fucking purpose?
also why not just run that fucker down?
underrated
i'd still fuck
>MFW I thought the same thing.
>Would always use it for a little table anyways.
I dont care what it was for to me it was a tine table.
That's a textbook fat angle.
It doesn't need to be flimsy, it's called gravity and inertia
unironically better.
would fuck but wouldnt date/marry.
I wonder how common it is for people to run into tree shredders
How long can dogs live without their head? Didn't the Soviets figure this out, once?
That video you're thinking of was fake.
talentless fuck makes a meme
Guy was try to commit insurance fraud and was mad the driver stopped so quick
Literally the opposite of an acid but yes.
Every fucking time with these Thailand commercial
why does thailand have all these really heartwrenching shorts?
there's another one that is a deaf guy and his daughter where the daughter tries to commit suicide and the father loses his mind on the doctor
>Agony 5.5
See, even if you do survive it only hits a little.
Underrated
Which ironically was only sad with the Dead Island music theme thrown on.
>/pol/
Thailand is pretty good
Except for probably the tranny problem
I wish this place was real so I could shoot every single one of you
I'm pretty sure if you survived you'd be a vegetable, that's why it hurts so little
>dog has absolutely no idea why they're getting upset
>tries to comfort them
This isn't much worse than the final version
reminder that this is "normal and desirable" behavior for adults according to modern society, but playing video games isn't.
Stop eating at shitty big pizza chains you faggot.
Soviets made a 2 headed dog, not a headless dog. Well technically they did make a headless dog in the process, but that wasnt the objective.
That dog just wanting to be pet
how is it the opposite of acid?
Yes
I once gave it to my little sister to use as a table for her Barbie.
It's a base. You can take a capful of it to ease heartburn.
that's hot, source?
>that stupid jesus picture in the background
>most likely staged and gay
>being staged is akin to lying
>enjoy hell faggots XDD
ghost in the shell
Because it's an alkaline, not an acid. Did you fail chemistry?
aww
Top kek
>for what fucking purpose?
Its a black
Go back to /int/
but i got my (You) already
and now so do (You)
so is it a alkaline or a base?
But the pizzas are bigger and cheaper. Also they have retarded shit like Thai green curry pizzas and Korean BBQ pizzas.
Should I know what show they're watching?
He's turned to the left, that blue tag is on his collar, it's a council registration tag
Alkaline and base means the same thing
>remind them its just a tv show and immediately they snap back to reality embarrassed of how fucking autistic they just acted
Love it.
>when you aggro a high level monster and you run far away enough from its spawn point
Despite the intense pain, I wonder what that would feel like on my dick?
you have to admit that's pretty good even if you dont like trump
is she was killed?
TIL
Wh...what is this?
bewbs
>guy just rolls over
>she just walks right into him
I was about to say fucking chinks but those look like moonrunes.
>Mei does anal
Perfect
Pretty sure it's that Matrix anime collection, but it has been years since I've seen either.
I loled
walking dead, one of the main characters just got brutally killed
>acetone vapor
probably like nothing at all
It mostly applies to those mom and pop pizza joints that have absurd size pizzas
>too stupid to watch where she's going
>walks right into a garage
>even after she puts the phone down, thinks its a good idea to move towards a moving car
Darwinism at its finest.
OUTFUCKINGSKILLED!
>WOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW NOT TO GO THAT WAY 10/10 GAME GUYS
>Crating sissy boys who love to milk your cock
>Problem
>punch senator in back of head with egg
>he hits you back
>DUDE WTF
are rabbits the ultimate DEX build?
I recognize that carpet pattern
I love how people just run away. Also wtf was this an ad for?
WOULD RAVAGE THAT PIG
What? Barbie tables?
What a fucking retard, she just sat there while the floor lowered then let a car slowly hit her
the number of people in each panel is not the same and not in the correct positions to be loss.
that's thailand you uncultured swine
Oh interdasting, I thought it was in an oven or something.
the webm shows a hare, not a rabbit
though I only recently found out about how different they are
How did they make a tried and true thing like suicide over and over again so fucking unfunny and uninteresting?
What is this, Tails gets Trolled or something? what a bizarre comic
Idea Guys.png
draino
Because once you have Groundhog Day you can never have another Groundhog Day.
Reminds me of that scene in Austin Powers
what's the difference? how do bunnies fit in?
>looks dumb from any other angle
I know that species of shark eats plankton but that's fucking terrifying
haha source
Is that an Ivy from RE2 remake?
Fuck I haven't thought of this in a while
Wolf Children. Sorry but it's not a hentai. Or even ecchi.
this chad is my idol
I hear Edge of Tomorrow was pretty good.
No Defensive Items is a better name
so you're saying it's Based
>YHVH.webm.
what the fuck
He doesn't actually die though.
>even his shirt is pointing at the boy
fucking A
Poor Stalin. All his friends went away.
imagine crying at a fucking TV show
...
>Prey animal for practically everything else
Yes
I hate the alt-right but this was pretty good
Lol.
the The Animatrix I think
what the fuck was going on?
It was a good movie, but he was never intentionally offing himself out of despair in a funny way. The closest that ever got to the lightning in a bottle Groundhog Day had was Season 4 Episode 6 of Stargate SG-1 titled "Window of Opportunity".
different species,
hares are bigger and too wild to be domesticated and behave differently
What's the downside of this?
>Replacing parts is annoying
>Heavy
Anything else?
without having seen the anime, i wouldn't know that autist.
also whats the story here?
The pic still makes it painfully obvious that she's a hamplanet
Fucking hell
He's a public figure and it was a kid, he should have showed some grace. Not to mention after the first punch he goes to grab the kid by neck, he should have controlled his temper.
>is a retard
>uses r*ddit jargon
Like poetry.
expensive as FUCK and all that would evaporate quickly unless you have a condenser to recollect it
they don't know. near as researchers can well it's literally a suicide instinct.
Lol. Weird.
I feel retarded but is the joke filename that he knows where to go and the others dont?
That's not water. It's liquid specifically designed to have a low boiling point and also have 0 electrical conductivity. It requires even more expensive specialized equipment to manage. Closed loop liquid cooling solutions are not only cheaper and cleaner, but safer. You don't drench your entire car's engine block in oil.
we just don't know
That's chinese idiot, there's no kana. Chinese only use kanji.
>it was a kid
Now he learned that if you assault people, you might just get assaulted back. Good.
Call of the void
we live in a society
Calm down incel.
The car isn't being driven. That place is basically a big automated parking space. You drive in, hop out, and your car gets stored. Then you come back later and summon the car.
They had the accidental death thing happen a bunch of times in a row and that was pretty silly. Stop reminding me to rewatch Stargate though.
Binge it! Break out those DVD box sets. I know you have them.
>At the Mountains of Madness
Heh
I want to cuddle with her
>Except for probably the tranny problem
Problem? The west has a tranny problem. Thai(and asian in general) trannies weren't trying to bring muslims to their country, complaining about video games, partaking in women sports or dictating how people should live their lives. All they want is cock in their ass.
Barely scratched the kid and he's out of police custody already. Can 100% guarantee he'll be the one coming out of this alright.
He's going to save a group of babies from a seagull
0 perception
based
I'm actually legit disappointed this film didn't have an actual ending, just this gag
youtu.be
>OH GOD NO NO HELP ME HELP ME AAAHHHAHGH HELP ME OH GOD HELP M-AAAAUAHURHURHAUHRUGHGHGHGHGHGH
They got revenge in spades.
The "alt-right" isn't a catch-all term for anybody republican. "Republican" meaning "Christian", apparently
Fuck off you mouthbreathing redditor
season pass
>he should have showed some grace
Nah mate, if some cunt assaults me you better be fucking sure you're going to be hit back.
YOU FORGOT THE PING REEEE
Great, gloat about smacking some pubescent kid all you want but you aren't a politician who has to keep up some kind of an image.
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They're hideous inbred retards, so it's understandable to think they're alt right.
How does the SRC keep getting away with it?
corny as it is thanks for unironically making my day better
based retard
Cheesy, but cute.
>arrange by masculinity
>moves the little kid first
>then the asian
was it acid or something? was the floor about to cave in? what the fuck ?
>Russia
>recovering
Not while Putin is still there, user. He ensures that they can't join the rest of Europe in allowing for actual marketplace competition, instead keeping an oligarch system up and running. The place could very well balkanize for a second time after he dies, with all of those military expenses being dragged down by a stagnant economy when there's no more KGB strongman to push past it. If that does happen, though, it might honestly be good for the people.
>pubescent kid
If i remember right there was a downed powerline in the water or something.
I'm guessing he's like 13 or something. If you're about to tell me he's 16 or 17 instead it really doesn't change my point on how much worse he's come out from this
I don't get it. She's clearly a fat fuck in both images
Ok I figured it was something like that.
thanks
>China
Imagine being this stupid
baited
Nice moving of the goalposts bro, there is a big difference between a pubescent kid, a 13 year old and a 16 or 17 year old.
is he ok?
apparently it was deeper when he called and it's standard operating procedure to act as if there are downed powerlines even though there aren't any
Please, my autism can't handle this
That wasn't bait. But this post is. Eat some dookie.
Cute
not vidya but fuck it
This is why Trump's great, he'd get away with punching a pussy like you for doin something like that.
>pull it out and suck on the legs like 3 little dicks
that is still a pizza saving device tho?
Aside from a bigger asshole, he is alrite
I'd still recommend it. It made me sad.
A surveillance camera!?
plz prove it. im sad. :(
oh, please. he could have chosen a better way to handle it, but the little shit had everything coming to him and more.
No you don't.
Still not really a good look, yeah?
Oh shit the boxes actually work.
Where the fuck did you grow up, Melbourne? Go suck start a donkey, poof.
>his brain visibly hits the floor
>still alive
Scroll of Icarian Flight.gif
Him hitting back wasn't a big deal, the kid got it coming
It was when they got seperated that the crowd was bodypiling and chokeholding the kid that was way too far
>Well, that's one way to end it, thanks mate, it's been fun
Cheeky fucking cunt lel
>megabytes
He gets better.
>ally is only prop remaining
Why do they always do this shit?
>I feel retarded but is the joke filename that he knows where to go and the others dont?
Basically, yes. It's more or less an RPG-specific joke, where on repeat playthroughs the player will know to skip tutorial levels or sequence break to good early equipment/quests.
this is amazing
>got jet set radio for $1
>still haven't even installed it
i'm not even busy right now
>not a loss edit
Yeah that's one, no idea why someone would just take a pic of it though
Someone broke their chair and then spilled barbecue sauce.
Is this person a male masquerading as a female?
>Only pretending!
Wtf nigga? I don't come to this shithole to feel.
Which would you prefer?
The Truth
Trump would have murdered the little shit.
>cute girls that look like cute boys crossdressing
Spike is the classiest motherfucker in the history of anime.
Rewatch time, sub or spic dub?
It's a chick that looks like a dude dressed up as a chick.
WAUGHMP WAUGHMP
I wouldn't admit I ate canned ravioli at all.
>he doesn't see loss
Fool.
Watch it in the language you didn't watch it in the first time.
speedybai
How come I think of the stoning scene from the life of brian that was men being females being men.
they will know our names.webm
>not enjoying a nice room temperature can of ravioli for nostalgia sake
no it didn't he was caught
What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch?
>look this up
>it's an advertisement for mobile phone service
Oh.
Happy Souls might be one of my favorite animations ever. It's just so authentic and the humor is pretty solid most of the time.
HMMM? HMMM. HMMMMM. MMMHH? HMMM
>I hate your whimpering!
>hydraulic gas
It's pneumatic, dipshit.
Horse laxative.
Can I use table for other types of junk food?
H-HE'S FAST!
:(
>I'm gonna film myself committing battery, this is gonna get me so many views!
The 21st century was a mistake.
please post the one where its a bird like this and it eats the ice cream.
Good lord fuck those birds
>and i also do anal
meanwhile every Tinder profile in my area is some shit like "serious relationships only, no hookups" or "just looking for friends."
man that dog is fucking mortified lmao
Imagine being the alpha of an idol group. That's NatGeo worthy.
You'd be scared too if you were chained to a wall and a goose was about to bite your fucking dick.
Try not ordering 6 pizzas and 2, 2 liter sodas, prick
REPENT ZOOMER
a human seeing a hobbling along goose like that would simply step on its neck
The goose is the most terrifying creature on this planet. Not only because of how horrifyingly aggressive they are, or their barbed teeth or rampant rape as a means of production. No they are the amalgamation of all things evil because they look calm and undangerous to the untrained eye. They are like elder gods disguised as children.
Now imagine this coming at you but the same size as you and you are tied down by the neck to a wall and lack the ability to take off the noose.
how the fuck did he remember exactly who the guy was 30 years ago as a little kid
could've been any old ass mofo
OVER THE LINE
Trump taking away Nintendo Switch
>user was banned for this post
what nobody seems to remember is that it's canon that the reason there is an isabelle in each village is because they're all different isabelles that are all related
so everyone gets their own isabelle waifu
Just punch 'em, grab 'em by the neck
it's cooking oil or some shit, not water
poor doggo. the filename is funny but the gif makes me kinda sad. lol
why is the goose got no (useable) legs?
also was the doggo ok?!
scary as fuck
You mean "the good is the most aggressive thing on this planet other than swans but you can literally destroy it in a nanosecond if you have any amount of resolve as a human OR dog since it has no real means of attacking in a dangerous manner to either"
You done it now boy
he
Please, they only barely pulled that shit out of their asses because waifufags started seething their asses off when they thought Bill was trying to steal their waifu
Mmmm, powdered meat-flavored product.
>made the donut one
>the chocolate donut was disturbingly good
>just grab the cobra by the neck it isn't hard
Her name is Yotsuba and she is NOT for lewd! Please delete this comment immidiately!
There were times when this post would have resulted in a ban in under 40 seconds. I miss those times.
pretty good, dudes
>>>>*
Its funny because I would camp stairways in FPS and just pic related.
too bad stuff like that doesn't actually happen. kids like that one usually grow up to be petty criminals.
kek
nah they in school and on them programs
Remember when admitting you came from Reddit cop'd you an quick one too?
If memory serves correctly, they think it's due to broken navigation instincts.
I deleted it. Why is some anime girl with green hair bannable?
Lol imagine being this scurred you delete your post.
This dude got some pretty big balls, eh.
pizza places only need to use those when their driver is taking large enough orders that the boxes begin to cave from being stacked on eachother. If your driver is only taking a few pies at a time it isn't necessary at all
t. pizzawagie
Hell I remember those dark days after captcha was implemented. The Doctor is pleased.
I aint scurred
he meant socially. russians (and in general eastern europeans) are called white niggers for a reason. that reason is socialism and everything related to it.
Lurk fucking moar
i made a mistake like this before, too, user
see you in a few hours
you know what is the weird thing about these? You mix a bunch of shit together to make this all this stuff, even the "buns"
What exactly is he supposed to be doing?
holy fucking shit what an absolute assfag you are
please consider soduku
Alternative name, “Visual Storytelling”
That would be why it's over the top and blatantly corny, but it still gives good feels.
>please consider soduku
>soduku
WOW KOJIMA
Why do people do this long text with short animation clip shit? If you can't fit it on the gif time you should just make it a webm of the actual clip.
Those sneks most likely have their mouths sewn shut or at least their fangs removed
Nah, its its own thing. Its a special liquid that doesn't conduct electricity, is about as viscous as water, has a low boiling point, and is nontoxic. Its really neat, but expensive as all hell.
wew lad, see ya later
Hes black
FUCKING KEK
>farming near an endgame guild
cleaning out dead cobras
If I get banned then who will post all the Gold face memes and crying nintendo wojaks
unironically this. I mean they do rather to be called by what they prefer, but being called a tranny as is are usually fine (in fact, this actually means they're recognized which they appreciate a ton) and they don't really impose their lifestyle to others.
t. seanigger living near one of those trannyhoods
With a shotgun to the head it still takes almost 2 minutes to die? That's terrifying.
looks like someone crossed the neutral
Oh you're gonna regret that
Being insular is not Xenophobia
stop getting so worked up over a tiny plastic table
lol. Are people just naturally racist?
It takes 2 minutes to die if you do it improperly and only blow out a part of your face instead of your brain. You still lose consciousness and die, but instead of your heart instantly stopping you bleed out.
Heh, I appreciate it user
More like xenophobic or tribal
>Whats the downside?
Replacing your parts every few months due to break down.
Cooling with mineral oil, while cool looking, is stupid as shit, the mineral oil begins to break down rubber and plastics very quickly, so eventually your components will start to break, soldering will erode, wiring will become brittle, and eventually pins will start breaking.
If I remember, it took about 6 months and nearly everything inside the PC was unusable anymore, and what was, could not get the mineral oil removed from it even after a year.
So sure, if you want to just have your shit constantly breaking, go for it, anybody else can look up videos like Linus making one and it just being a colossal fucking waste of time and money.
Poor dude on the left is just trying to watch it
Jump Force
am i doin it rite?
what was it? did he disgrace Yotsuba?
Chinese girl a cute
They literally insult and bully foreigners to no end and are less accepting of people that don't have full Japanese roots.
Remember when our biggest boogeyman was Gaia?
So according to this "illegal drugs" is only a 5/100 for agony?
Stupid considering a METH overdose is alot more agony than a fucking HEROIN overdose. Seizuring and heart exploding versus passing out and stopping breathing.
0/10 I mad.
Yes. It makes sense. What other natural animals invites competing species into their fold to be out bred and replaced.
He certainly looks old enough that he should know how that's an easy way to earn an ass beating.
If you had told me then that one day I would be begging for the people from Gaia to come back I would have spit in your face.
Accurate
he had her up and asked "who this semen demon" is.