ARTYOM!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GRANDCHILD?
ARTYOM!
>Did i introduce you to my wife, Claire Redfield?
What a cuck he want to see his daughter fucked my another man.
>tfw you're fucking Anna harder than the dark ones fuck your mind and you hear the telltale metallic clank of millers feet outside your door to make sure you're doing his daughter proper
Fuck sake miller just let me go balls deep in peace BLYAT.
>tfw you'll never comfort a girl while she rests her head on your lap and vents all her frustrations and thoughts
>you'll never feel the rise and fall of her chest while you rub your hand up and down her arm
>she'll never roll over and take your hand in hers and look at you with complete love & trust
Just fucking end it
>watch the bad ending
>Bourbon and Khan make neat
That was pretty funny.
Bad Ending actually is a good Ending Artyom goes with the only people who cared about h
Ghost adventures with Miller, Khan and Bourbon.
That would be a cool DLC idea.
>bourbon
>khan
>important
Nope lol
Bourbun dies in the 1st our of gameplay I don’t known how he can be important same as Hunter he literally appears for about 5 minutes.
At least was also present in Metro LL the he dies.
At least Khan*
then he dies*
its not confirmed he's dead at the end of LL, just that he never showed up again.
the end of exodus implies that he is either not human or has some otherworldly nature because he says hes returning and he'll say hi to everyone for artyom.
He should just team up with Chris Redfield in order to force Leon and Artyom to respectively impregnate Claire and Anna.
Khan is a Dark One.
Or Khan never existed he was the Viktor Reznov of Metro.
Anyone else thing exodus was the weakest of the trilogy?
>90% of the game was 3 open areas and the story felt completely aimless for that portion
>exploring the map took absolutely ages due to the size and your limited stamina
>the things to explore and find were completely uninteresting and disengaging
>taiga being one giant stealth section broken up with a single area to kill bandits was just endlessly frustrating
>NPC dialogue went on for-fucking-EVER
>started off caring deeply about Anna and my crew
>by the end I just wanted them to shut the fuck UP
>Previous 2 games were steeped in mysticism and explainable supernatural events
>exodus is completely void of this until the last mission of the game
>they hand wave all the supernatural like star wars hand waved the force with midichlorians
>everything you experience in the last mission is just radiation exposure
Trading he struggle for survival and the crushing reality of the situation for a string of coincidences from one mcguffin to the next didn't really work for me, at least not in the metro world.
Unexplainable* damn drunk posting. I'm just glad I didn't pay for it. Fuck epic and fuck chinese bugmen.
It was a step up from LL, the original 2033 is still my favorite though.
Exploration is rewarded with some environmental storytelling and little details you can miss.
not to mention
>colonel guy becomes a massive pussy
I agree with everything you listed. It's not a bad game but the weakest in the trilogy for sure, even Last Light had better enviroments and atmosphere.
I dunno about that man, I still really enjoyed LL even with the dumb dark one child plot. The metro was focused and deliberate.
Too many scripted boss fights and it was not balanced around ranger hardcore with its 2 weapon limit and ammo cap ontop, I tried to like it but this was a dealbreaker.
Never did play the game on those ultra difficult settings. I always play them on regular hard in Russian with subs. Perfect kino desu.
OH SHIT SNI
>volga
>crazy religious cult
>ok cool
>yamantau
>crazy religious cult
>okay but again?
>caspian sea
>crazy religious cult
>ok this is just getting old now
>taigia
>they wouldn't do it again would they?
>another fucking religious cult
fuck hackhovsky
Agreed, the NPC moments didn't bother me much since it added to the character investment but it also puts me off if I plan on replaying the game. They made the AK shit as well.
Bourbon doesn't die, if you shoot his body it gives you a "bad morality choice" sound, meaning he is not dead yet. It's never stated he is dead either. Hunter doesn't die either, he survived and lost his mind to ptsd. Khan didn't die. You don't really see these people die.
Overall the bad end is basically a hallucination before Artyom dies completely, that's why it has such a goodfeel, endorphins in the brain.
wow it's almost like people are fundamentally drawn to being sheep to unexplained and mystical dogma in a hopeless situation ?????
Well, there were cannibals. So there's that at least.
>cannibals, slavers and pioneers are religious cults
What
that doesn't mean people become cultist in every situation like that, retard. The factions of the Metro are already an example of post-apocalyptic groups not having to be religious fanatics.
I think that's just because it's bad to blast somebodys corpse
Although it felt rushed I did enjoy the dead city part.
That last mission was the best ending of the three games so far, it was really emotional and stressful.
slavers worshipped the holy flame
pioneers were a "technology bad" cult
cannibals were just "WOW CRAZY KILL KILL EAT PEOPLE" tier, like bandits in Fallout 3 or something.
How many boobs are in this game
>pioneers were a "technology bad" cult
You're mistaking them for the guys in Volga. The Pioneers believed in the teacher and death being the last exam.
like 6