What is your goto weapon of choice when a video game Yea Forums?

What is your goto weapon of choice when a video game Yea Forums?

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why, my peenus weanus of course :)

hahah! :D

it's my weeeeeenus peanus :) haha

Goto weapon of choice - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

If they don't have it, anything with a big magazine size and fast fire rate.

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Flaming my team mates.

Guilt

mace/axe 90% of the time

Always a hard time picking between spear or poleaxe

Axes and polearms me likeyyyy

BIG

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GAY
SHIT

Chain/Kusarigama or whip if the game has them. Most don't though because animation is hard.

M A C E
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based and redpilled.

Maces/Flails or Crossbows.

Katars. They're so aesthetic. It's a shame there's so little of them in games.

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double handed mace
alternatively mace and shield
swords are acceptable too

canadian mosin

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Gauntlets are GOAT

Fist

I usually like greataxes. Not a fan of sword-and-board.

alternatively a canadian SKS

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Maces and fist weapons.

Halberd, never disappoint.

gimme a nice beatstick

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Yes people who use Guts' swords have been fucked in the ass

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>shooter
LMG > Shotgun > Semi-Sniper > AR > everything else

>MMO
Polearm or Fist weapons > Sword/Shield > who cares what else

>ARPG
Axes > Fist weapons > Greatswords > Hammers > everything else

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Darkest Dungeon has some great shivs and cudgels. More games need their mooks to use more "thrifty" weapons. It makes it easier to justify not picking up an enemy's weapon and using it yourself if your enemy has a shitty weapon they use proficiently.

>Melee
Lances > Other polearms > Bludgeons > Whips > Knives > Swords > Axes

>Non-gun ranged
Throwing weapons > Bows > Crossbows

>Guns
Pistols > Shotgun > Explosives > Everything else

What about Poleaxes though

To be fair, nobody can resist Donovan's charms

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Scythes, I'm edgy like that. The Burial Blade is my favourite vidya weapon ever.
Other than that I can enjoy whatever, as long as it's not a one-handed mace. Fuck those.

name one (2) game with LMGs that aren't dogshit retarded

Poleaxes fall under "other polearms".

BF BC2.
BF3 when they buffed suppression. Well, they were retarded, but in the "this is broken" way.

The Division (Call of Duty Black Ops 2)

size queens are the fucking worst

Red Orchestra and Rising Storm games

AK

Red Orchestra
Red Orchestra 2

I akways want to use cool flashy anime moves/magic like DOOAL WEILD, katanas and magic weapons, but in the end I always just default back to UNGA BUNGA.

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Lightsaber

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the heart

*sdeals yur hard*
X----DDDD

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The unusual option, so if I was choosing from your pic it would be spiked gauntlet, spiked chain, or the net. The obscure weapons are always my weakness.

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Halberd bros where you at?

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t. smol peen

This shit always gives me a giggle thanks user

who here #retiariusgang?

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My nigga. Partisans for life.

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Greataxe, chop some trees, split some heads lol

In order of availability in games:
>Lances
>Spears
>2H Hammers
>2H Axes
>Halberds
>1H Swords

Magic

BF1
Halo 4

Obvious choice is mace/war hammer and shield