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This just a kid OP. Pathetic.
You went to reddit, screencapped this post, gave it an upvote, and then post it on Yea Forums going OHNONONONO over a kid getting his first console
OP, that is a child, you sad sack of shit.
You're shitting on a kid, are you this much of a faggot OP?
xD
cringe, actually cringe, actually reddit.
based
also based
Op is a literal soulless idiot hating on kids, the lowest of low
Truly pathetic OP. The things people will do just to shit on Nintendo.
>saved up his own money to buy it
that's more than OP ever could do
You were a kid once, settle down, dipshit.
Who even needs college education when you can waste your savings in video games
disappointed in you OP
Unbased and notredpilled.
>poisoning your kid's mind with video games at such a young age
This is why the white race is dying.
OP is a faggot
that is all
You'd best be baiting, OP
cringe
based
upvoted
You even upvoted it you hypocrite piece of autism.
The image is photoshopped tho
>30 seconds apart from each other
>No new IP
Gee I wonder
Good for him.
he bought photoshop with change he's been saving for his entire life
CRINGE cringe
This. People can't be successful and play video games, they're successful despite playing video games.
>mass replying
>shitting on a kid not older than maybe 5.
Truly pathetic. Go play your So(n)y Gaystation.
>Mature games for a mature gamer such as myself
what are you talking about? do you even use 4chanx? there is a new ip
FUCK OFF YOU STUPID SHITSKINNED NIGGER. IF YOU CAN'T FORMULATE WHY YOU HATE SOMETHING, DON'T POST AN IRONIC "XD". YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE PEOPLE THAT IRONICALLY DO IT. GET YOUR HEAD STUCK IN A STORM DRAIN AND WAIT FOR A CAR TO RUN OVER YOU
this thread reeks of reddit
GYRATING.
FAGGOTS.
Your pathetic and this thread just proves it
cringe normie cucks like you should shut the fuck up
Why are white children so spoilt?
Yeah and when you were a kid you were happy to finally buy a SNES and/or N64 or whatever console you wanted as a fucking kid
If this was an xbox or playstation you guys would be ripping this kid a new one. But since it's nintendo you are all running to his defense.
Imagine being so mad about video games you take your anger out on some kid.
>shitting on a little kid
The absolute state of snoyfags
>leddit
why do people do this?
what are you actually saying though?
You cunts are just a jukebox for meme phrases.
>no one even mentioend sony
>SNOY!!!!!!! SNOY!
wow....pathetic...actually pathetic!
Whatever you say Mr AnimeKingSamuraiWarrior5000
he also badly photoshopped it just to make it look shopped
PARTY ROCK IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
So your telling me you never got your first console until you were 25
god why do devs think mature means it must be artsy shit, pretty soon we might actually see devs doing the fucking "Dear Seega" type of games with established ips because they think that's what adult gamers want
>his whole life
Weird flex. But, OK.
Took long enough.
I love you all so much
>whole life
>4 years old
curayzee
ITT: Seething Nintendies
>tfw white kids can buy a console with their allowance
meanwhile latin american bros have to pay 1/3 of the monthly minimum wage on a single switch game
must be nice
Don’t be a retard
Xboners don’t exist and PC fags don’t care
It’s very obviously a Sony jabrony
>2014
Jesus christ I remember this thread
I'm just sad for Snoy fags who have this as their only way to kill time since they have no games.
Actually no, wait. They have games but they still obsess about Nintendo so they can go fuck themselves. Just pathetic.
You don't have to be a normie to find it fucking pathetic to seethe over a kid getting a present.
Snoys deserve to be hanged.
nothing
it's all the same
It's all the same
Guess the nintendo defense force is in with its irrelevant sony shit posting....so cringe...smells like summer in here...
>a jukebox for meme phrases.
>change he's been saving his whole life
>little shitter is barely two year old
that's a lotta change
why does i make me feel pity when i look in his face
does this kid has some kind of retardation? i dont go to redit so is he famous or some shit?
>save up
well it's difficult to go on a spending spree when you're 2 years old.
GYYYYYYYYYYRATING
FAAAAAAAAAGGOTS
Nice victim complex, little snoy. But it doesn't work like that
You're here too though user...
him in couple of years
Nah, go back to resetera you dumb shit.
Nobody would use a kid buying a PS4 as shitposting
Everybody and their mom would use children in general to shitpost Nintendo because they always have
Learn your double standards bitch
Arguing again guys?
Just look at this loli
Imagine being such a shitty parent to not teach your kid the value of a dollar.
I don't think there's anything visually wrong, it's just the presentation that makes you feel pity: "poor kid finally gets what he's been saving up for all his life. "
What is happening in this FUCKING thread?
I hate my job, bros....do you even know how TIRING it is to work in the Yea Forumsitendo defense force to spam sony memes? it takes up a lot of TIME.
I game mostly on PC and own all 3 xbone, PS4, and Switch user. You're daft if you don't think this board is biased towards Nintendo
CUNNY!!!!!!!!!
Is this supposed to be a thinly veiled pedo thread or something?
Little white bitch. I hope he gets his ass kicked at school.
Looklike a fish senpai
STOP DERAILING MY THREAD, YOU FUCKING TENDIES!
LET ME CYBER BULLY 4 YEAR OLDS IN PEACE, GOD!
#4theplayers
Wait so you're saying that Nintendo is for children?
A fucking kid probably just wants to play the fucking thing but instead has to wait for his parents to post it on social media
By letting him save his money and spend it as he sees fit? Imagine being a frogposter in 2019.
I think people are ragging on OP because she's hanging shit on a little kid.
The fact that you're trying to make it about Nintendo just shows how utterly obsessed you are.
Does anyone have the reaction image of the dude from gurren lagann?
OP baited the tendies, and they ate it up like a big bowl of onions
>you gave this an upvote
reported
>his parents never taught him the value of a (you)
NEVER EVER buy your kid a Nintendo unless you want to ruin his life
Why would he need to wait, dumbass? Pictures are taken instantaneously now, he doesn't need to wait an hour in front of the camera to take his picture.
>biased towards Nintendo
What the fuck are you talking about retard? This board is practically SNOYgaf these days
More
i hate damn rosties
...
>tfw Yea Forums only white knights Nintendo because of waifu faggotry
Stop pretending you niggers actually give a shit about Nintendo
Just the console though. A standard Switch. No games. Sorry lil dude.
This board always manages to hit a new low.
This is unironically the highest I.Q post in this entire thread.
thats more impressive tbqh imho family
>Phone posting while defending Nintendo
Thanks for proving my point
He looks pretty similar to me when I was a kid. I wish I could go back and tell myself fuck video games do NOT get into this trash.
>bully little kid
>people tell you to fuck off
>"omg fucking tendies running to the defence immediately lol"
Imagine being so lost that you're making it about console-war aliase.
Proofs?
Good for him hope he enjoys it most kids that age wouldn’t have the restraint to save their money.
People did the exact same shit 10 years ago but with cameras.
This thread has convinced me that someone from Yea Forums will start the next mass shooting and it'll be over console war memes. It's inevitable, there's just too many mentally ill people on this board.
Thank you Sherlock.
Byebye!
Geez guys calm down and fap to lolis
>passive aggressive post without directly replying to the person in question
Classic tendie, too scared of confrontation
Gotta hit the (you) quota.
AND WHICH CONSOLE HAS MORE SHOOTING GAMES PRESENTLY? SONY. SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE, ARREST ALL SONY USERS
My bets are on it going to be a sonyfag.
What about this?
In n' Out > Dick's Burgers and Fries/Drive-in
Fuck you Washington state, what a load of horseshit.
It's normalfag you normalfag
xbros will shoot up the smash ultimate finals
Hopefully, you'll be the only victim as well as perpetrator
console-warring faggots getting a harsh reminder that the board in general doesn't look kindly on being a massive faggot to people that don't deserve it, op is on the level of those weirdasses that take creep-shots of people playing a switch, ds or game boy in public thinking he'll make le tendies seethe epic style and dab them the fuck out
>implying op isn't reading every post and chuckling to himself
that's what I do when I start threads
how can I learn to create bait threads like op?
Why are so(n)yboys so obsessed with little kids?
It's kinda... creepy.
>30 minute gopro livestream of a guy sweeping and clearing rooms of people and the ground floor at E3
Why has Yea Forums fucking fallen to this level? I miss when we used to post about bongo phones.
>normie
get the fuck off this board you disgustingly new faggot
Of course he is, the tendies played directly into his plot
>be snoy fanboy
>make shitpost shitting on little kid over retarded console wars bullshit
>wonders why everyone on Yea Forums hates them and thinks they're the worst fanbase
ITYSI NOPT A DUCKINMG CHIDLRENS QCONSOLE FUCKING SNONNYGIER5
ITS NOT A FUC KING CHILDSRESNS CONSOLE FUCKING SOP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stop making off-topic threads.
Feed.
nintendies are so easy to get triggered, show em a picture of their average switch player, and they spam sony memes! what a terrible userbase.
>first nintendo
>switch
poor zoomer
so is it one turbo-autist trying to get the snoy meme to stick or what
>go out with friends to eat at restaurant
>Foods here
>HOL UP I GOTTA SNAPCHAT THIS
why does everything in that picture look photoshopped in?
Why would they seethe? They just gained a new soldier for the console wars.
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>normie
Found the normalfag
most likely, some people STILL haven't let onions go. unique ips aren't going up whenever this thread gets a "NOOOO STOP DABBING ON ME [OPPOSITE CONSOLE]" tier post
This thread is terrible
Yes, multiple "snoy" posts throughout this thread and the ip count hasn't gone up with a single one of the posts
>Discount Asian
Korea or Japan only please
Nintendo is fine up until 18 years old
and then playing Nintendo is no longer cute and quirky
I member doing this for the PS1. That one fuckin demo disk lasted my brothers and i for a long while. Metal Gear Solid and some Snowboarding one i think? Some snowmobile racing game and Medievil. Had crash bandicoot too. Also Hockey... and a weeb game or two i think? Good to see someone experiencing the same thing kinda, 20+ years later.
Dont think they really do demos anymore do they? At least not half as well.
Just take a bite and tell them to fuck right off with their social media stuff. But do it less like a sperg and more like a Chad.
Unironically pic related.
what a fucking loser I bet he can't even dunk so they gifted him a stupid videogame because he's so shitty at sports, also:
>bad posture
>head too big for his shoulders
>crooked teeth
>retarded haircut
>retarded hairline
>airplain on his shirt while he probably cannot even ride a bike
1/10 most idiotic kid I've ever seen, I hope his Switch goes under a truck and he's left alive in tears, dumb bitch kid
You are on Yea Forums, the worst board on 4channel
You're army is made up of kids under the age of 6?
ACTUALLY SEETHING OVER A KID
How pathetic are you?
That's around the age console wars typically take place at, yes
They're the first line.
>he doesn't recruit child soldiers to do his bidding
thx bro
Nintendo Switch is unironically my favourite console of all time
>b-but SONY!!!!
everyfucking time
being a nincel must be a disease
>remember lads, subscribe to Playstation Plus
>*shoots up a walmart during midnight launch of a Nintendo game*
I could actually seeing this happening because snoys are actually this unhinged.
I own that exact ps4 bundle.
The cat is doing God’s work
Its so surreal how traffic just continues to drive by nonchalantly even when he's out on the sidewalk right by the street. I guess New Zealand never even reached Playstation1-tier NPC upgrades for their AI routines.
>change
>his whole life
the kid is like fucking 5 years old what the fuck do you mean his whole life? retard parents
Are snoyboys the niggers of Yea Forums?
>contributes nothing
>has a victim complex
>small portion of the population, majority of the shitposting
>honestly believes they're being held down by the man ("nintendo biased" moderators)
>snoygers literally collect picture of dead children to fuel console war threads.
you just can't make this up. Impossible. BUT IT'S TRUE.
PC gamers don't care about Nintendo
XBox faggots are fucking extinct.
Who does that leave.
what am I looking at
i want to FUCK flandre!
OP is a bitch
Based cat
>snoy! snoy! snoy! hahaha!
>Dude, stop insulting nintendo, stop being a console war faggot!
>Literal toddler earns enough money from being good in his few short years to buy a Switch
>30yo incel neets still living at home on this board can't
OHNONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pic related.
a future for white children.
>haha... I sure.... baited you.. haha that's true... yeah...
lmao look how defensive this little faggot got
put your chastity cage back on your little tranny and guzzle some more so(n)y
seething falseflagging tendies that can’t COPE with Sony’s never ending domination, of course
I'm not on either side, since I game mostly on PC.
But I see a lot more butthurt tendies in this thread then snoyfags
This goes both ways, retard. Both sides need to fucking stop. They're just insecure because they can't afford multiple consoles.
how did we all collectively hear SO LONG GAY BOWSER
we're all just a shared singular consciousness that temporarily splinter off into bodies for a bit, aren't we?
While possible, doesn't Sony only have 5 games out right now worth playing?
who rubbed the lamp again?
That is golden. Shame I'm being so slow with gathering these memes.
cringe post.
haven't seen this guy since....
You need to lurk more. Sonygg*rs have been a plague since the very beginning.
>Rub my bottle, and hello master
yea, I tried to making a thread with this pic earlier, but no one was able to recognize the pose
I own all 3 and Switch is by far my biggest regret. Plus Nintendo fanbase is by far the worst, literal children
Making fun of kids again Yea Forums?
(You) are making your falseflags way obvious, little snoy
who started the thread? exactly, bitch.
>Bought with the change he's been saving his whole life
>$299
>change