You have roughly two hours to tell me why you haven't played at least one Touhou game

you have roughly two hours to tell me why you haven't played at least one Touhou game
this is an ancient franchise, you got no excuse.

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The fuck is Touhou and why are its autistic fans convinced the characters are the strongest entities in creation?

Extreme trial and error isn't fun.

Also the games aren't aesthetically pleasing.

>you have roughly two hours to tell me why you haven't played at least one Touhou game
Or else what?

dumb waifu shit

shut the fuck up loser get lost

I think that girl is gonna beat us up if we don't have a good reason. Joke's on her I want to get beat up by a girl.

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or else i'll fucking kiss you, fag

Because there has still not been one fucking person who explained the hype to me and why it should be played

Believe me, i tried.

>first game is just ugly (reached the final boss)
>2-5 are meh (played until i died)
>6, AKA "best choice for starters" is fun at first but gets more stressfull the more you play (got the bad ending on normal)
>gave up on 7 (Stage 5 on normal)
>also character designs are really generic

Are you cute?

I've played EOSD, really enjoyed it, but what I enjoyed most was the soundtrack, Touhou has such great music and the doujin re-arranges are god tier.

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I don't know where to start

Kaguya is best girl.

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I'm not an animecringe waifufaggot, that's why, and I dont suck Japanese dick just because they draw MUH FAV ANIME

CBT is a shit fetish.

didnt know about this. might have to give it a go later. anyone have a link?

they told me Mountain Of Faith is an okay place to start

I love you Yuka!

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I'm a filthy secondary who loves Komachi and mostly has only played the fightan games like Scarlet Weather Rhapsody when the threads kept popping up. I got my ass handed to me because I've never played fighters in my childhood.

So where does all the touhou backstory come from, the games have only very little narrative, where is all the stuff from the touhou wiki from. Or is everything just doujin?

I don't like SHMUPS or bullet hells

i have no idea what that is.

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because it's anime

I've played the two touhou games on the google play store on my tiny 2010 smartphone.

You will soon

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