Tell me hermione, if our series was so good why we never got good games?

Man imagine fucking Emma at her prime.

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>Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
nigger did you even LOOK?

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Chamber of secrets on ps2 was fun I played it when I was like 7 and loved it

Dullest franchise etc.

I still can't believe they changed the name from Philospher's for the yank market

i beat that game, it was fun

but you did, the first 3 games are 10/10

>good game
>based on work from another medium
Name 3.

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i actually never even noticed that they had changed the title there
for what purpose

Prisoner of Azkaban was comfy.

they're making a new harry potter game that could be good

they thought philosopher didn't sound magical enough to kids.

Dragon Ball FighterZ
South Park the Stick of Truth
Walking Dead Season 1

Two Towers/Return of the King
Origins Wolverine
Kingdom hearts 1

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God fighterz is such a weird game. It's gotten to the point where i'm more excited to see the new characters in the game than i am to see them in the actual series.

Came to post this. That shit was so good.

Why they stopped wearing wizard hats and cloaks?
Why Hermione wasn't ugly or at least bucktoothed?
Why Dumbledore was angry (formerly happy)?
Why they didn't apparate off the dragon's back?
Why Harry didn't bring a potted mandrake under his invisible cloak and then pull out once he was next to Voldemort and his death eaters for a guaranteed instant kill of Voldermort and every death eater present, seeing as he was on a suicide mission anyway?

Was that leaked trailer really fake?

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what about lego harry potter

Because how would a videogame find inspiration in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Chamber of Secrets on Gamecube is great.
Stone on ps1 is good.
Azkaban is alright.
Lego series is pretty decent.

You the same type of wigger that say "why they ain't ride the eagles to mt. doom?!?!?!!".

All the lego games are shit.

It was a deliberate 'leak' that was just proof of concept, to see how the public in general reacted.

>no one has posted the pasta yet

>all the lego games are shit

fuck you user lego star wars complete saga is kino

"No!"

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>her prime.

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The series isn't good, it's babbys first fantasy movie. It only got popular because parents pushed their kids to read them because tv told them to. Entire series was sold on telling normies that other normies love it.

Prisoner of Ass was also good, but this one was definitely the best. Wish they had kept the same design for all of the other games.

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>tfw no Quidditch World Cup 2

Came to this thread solely to read this

Flipendo nigga

They thought that most Americans wouldn't know what a philosopher is

>accidentally click language select
>now all the save files are erased
Anyone else experience this feel?

>We will never get a Walking Dead/Life is Strange style Harry Potter game where each episode is another school year

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based

D U L L E S T

yeah, this was back when WB and EA cared about their larger IP titles, even if it was fleeting then.

The best is when they turned the late games into some sort of Gears clone. It almost makes me want to play them to see how silly it is.

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>Scholastic's Arthur Levine thought that "philosopher" sounded too archaic for readers[32] and after some discussion (including the proposed title "Harry Potter and the School of Magic"[33]), the American edition was published in September 1998[34] under the title Rowling suggested, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
Literally one guy. No one in America would have cared if it was called philosopher's stone.

>OP never played this lego kino
I'm surprised and dissapointed

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MOOOOODDSSS!!!

>tfw playing this as a stupid very young kid and not knowing what the fuck Im doing

b e s t g a m e

i remember there was some porn of loli hermione that looked very realistic. Cant find it now nor the artist.

>on the left some kid wizards
>on the right fucking VIETNAM

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What would the mechanics even be like? Harry Potter has zero mechanics. People just cast spells and they work 'cause whatever. Rowling is actually pretty proud of that fact, she laughs at all the men who find her world mechanically weak.

they don't give a shit about this board, mate

All lego movie games are great tho. The best ones i've played were the Star Wars and Indiana Jones ones.

>he doesn't know about the good games
i still can't believe we actually got a decent quidditch game on ps1

people just point it out because it's an epitome of american child-coddlng that still isn't being reversed in this country.

>not liking Hogwarts Mystery with the very cute bully

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>Harry Potter and the School of Magic
My sides.

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>game

I remember renting an early Harry Potter game from blockbuster and beating it the night we rented it.
My friend and I were pretty pissed so we stepped on the game before returning it.

youtube.com/watch?v=EC8zOomypHw

lego kino coming up!

I didn't see the word game anywhere in his post

You are right. There is.

The drawings were some good shit. Cant find it on jewgle

tell me hermione, if our series was so good why we never got good games?

What are you saying?
Witch trainer silver was fun

someone explain this meme to me

OK, so everyone from Slyterin are bad people, right? So that means literally 1/4 of Hogwarts are heartless psychopats?

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no, there was that slytherin chink that harry made out with that one time

Just search "hermione loli alex" in Bing images.

The sons of Harry and Draco are good people and they are in Slytherin

see

ravenclaw

oh, even so Slytherin is the best house

Just nutted in 30 seconds flat, thanks user

I am pretty sure you've been talking about this painting:
lolibooru.moe/post/show/160346/1girl-after_sex-alex_-artist-anus-brown_hair-clito