*Slips you*

What's preventing you?

Cry and then report him to the ERPing furfag admins

ShinNameFriend for headmin!

I'm spacing he

*BWOINK*
>care to explain?

Turn him into a monkey and drop him on the moneky pen.

Give chase
Sidestep his PDA when he goes to slip again
Use it to get into the theater and space the clown car

Stab him with a needle full of space aids
then proceed to make exploding hamsters

Whisper 'Bangarang' and activate the bomb in my backpack

like this
youtube.com/watch?v=ov-5Hvuvkus

SS13 was fun while it lasted, it's gone to shit with recent codebases being obsessed with "balance" and retarded admins.

fuck this still triggers me many years later, from player and admin side

*Spaces you*

what do people think of Ian?

>Kill person harassing you
>admin bwoink a second later
>"No, the clown handcuffing you, shaving your head, cutting off your legs, and throwing you against a window until it shatters is not a valid reason to space him."
>"You're gonna be taking a little vacation."

he sniffs butts!

I lynch the virologist.

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made for washing machine gibbing

Throw the clown into a locker, weld it, toss him into the singularity

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>shitty animefaggot who ahelps everything
>powergamer who will kills as many people as plausible.

>find out later that the clown WAS the admin

>No SS13 remake will ever actually come out

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>it’s another “assistant softgriefs the entire station and flips his shit when he’s arrested” round
Why can’t we roundstart kill assistants?

Ally with him and take out the (((red))) menace
Grey tide station fucking wide

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*shoots you in the back*
How do you react?

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I locate the nearest toolbox.

Colonial Marines

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What SS13 server is good and has decent development?

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More like *shoots you in the head three times trying to hit a runner and leaves you for dead*

Literally none of them

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BAN HE

When is it coming out? Its starting to look really promising

though I doubt the SS13 aspects of a crew simulator will work well, probably just be fun as a small team disaster simulator

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Shit is this Barotrauma? I hope that's not just a render.

the steam release is this spring, shit's got a significant visual overhaul plus locational VOIP

>Barotrauma is actually coming out
Neat

>locational VOIP
Holy shit yes

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from their youtube account

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kiss him and give him $5 to go and pieface HoS

>tfw you will be able to hear the muffled pleas for help as your crewmates drown and/or are raped by molluscs from the other side of the wall

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Mimes are better

I'm still having a hard time believing they made such a leap, considering that 0.8 looks and plays about the same as it always had, not to mention how many SS13 and SS13-esque projects have failed by this point. That being said, if they deliver, it's an instant buy.

user your words are too painful to bear

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Mercdonalds but the one headmin is a white hating furry

>tfw used to play on the original goon SS13 10+ years ago

I still miss the old reactor that let you engulf the station in a firestorm. Also meteor rounds were intense

Inject with motor oil

The game is a zombie, johnny. It might be moving, but don't let that confuse you, it's dead as fuck. Every server is shit now and anyone left coding for it has no direction on what the game is, so they keep making retarded "balance changes."
Pic very related.

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Goon and SS:CM exclusively. Goon will ban you for saying nigger and one of the headmins on SS:CM is a furry who brags about shoving dildos up their ass.
Take your pick.

Because everyone is autistically obsessed with making SS13 a 3rd Person game. Pixelshit is fine.

The Fallout one cause it lets you molest and actually rape people and that's cool

Go on

i thought that was lifeweb
the russian botnet one

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Just kidding, it's awful.
Admins on par with Colonial Marines, the ERP is retarded and half of the playerbase are people who actually want to play Fallout, half people who sit in The Den all day waiting for ERP.
The only good thing about the ERP is that it makes playing as a black guy who fucks everyone in the ass quite possible and very funny.
They both have rape. Lifeweb is so different from the rest of SS13 that it's odd comparing it to other servers.
Anyone who seriously ERPs in this game needs to be reminded that there's a dude behind the other monitor.

ERPfags are the fucking worst, they kill everything they touch by not engaging with it and instead just waiting around for an ERP opportunity, they're so useless

/vg/ and /tg/ ones.

>Used to have my own server
>Could be taking advantage of the current state of the community to propel my own to notoriety by actually moderating it competently like I did back then
>But my PC was destroyed by my hamster and won't be fixed for another month
All this opportunity slipping away

spacing is quite harsh
i normaly send then to the meat grinder and when the admin complains i just say that i didnt turned the blood thing on
Yet

Just check it out yourself, it's called Bad Deathclaw and it's on the public servers list

I like SS13 in theory, but most of the time it's too dry and stiffly-designed for my tastes. A lot of the design elements in the gameplay are deeply unappealing and difficult to work around.

Do it when you get your PC back and please don't be a shitty admin

>any tg based server
>good
>tg its self
>not complete shit
Sorry to our Warhammer nerds from the actual board.

Isn't "Racial Genocide" redundant? Genocide usually involves a racial element, or something similarly sectarian.

It speaks volumes when the /tg/ server which also has more content on it sucks compared to /vg/ one.

Is paradise as bad as they say? I’m getting bored of ded pop servers and para seems the only one that people play actively.

im not sure
just thought it was funny

if you want a furfag ERP hangout instead of a spessman server, by all means. At least it's not Citadel

I'M SICK OF THIS CLOWN

5000 CREDITS DEAD, 2000 ALIVE

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What's the best way to stop a clowns bullshit with only common equipment and not doing something illegal?

>Balance
What?

just claim the clown did something illegal
people will probably believe you

Reminder that Colonial Marines are for individuals that drink basedbean based drinks and meals.

Mport? Really?

You have no idea how far the rabbit hole has gone.
>Slips nerfed, including clown
>Det revolver nerfed
>Genetics nerfed
>Any means for your job to kill you are nerfed
>RnD nerfed
>Bombs nerfed

>Ask HOP for All Access
>go into AI chamber
>add new law: Clown is not human
>use toolbox accordingly
If you aren't worried about legality, skip to step 4.

Can someone behead oranges please?

Get good and push them as soon as they hold their bananer peel and stuff

Why would a roleplaying game need so many nerfs? What the fuck.

How's Barotrauma, did more shit ever get added?

I should probably read the whole thread before replying huh.

Because people stopped treating it as a goofy roleplaying game where you can die from everything and instead want to "win"
Anything that was funny has been stripped away from the game in order to make way for instant satisfaction. The gameplay is worse, and the roleplay is worse.
If you think High Roleplay has it any better, they're trying to nerf backpacks over there.
The only server that doesn't do this is Goon, and that server has its own problems.

/tg/ could be fixed if they added more antags. It would only take one coder to circumvent the balance fags and just solely add new antagonists and round types without tying in what regular players can do, and I think they could actually have something fun.

What's your opinion on the /vg/ server,anons?

I don't think more antags is the solution, nor more content in general.
The solution is to tell balance fags to get good. Unless their ideas of balance are legitimately going to make the game "better" then just fuck off.
The only balance PR that I could think of being deserved would be the stun PRs since stuns have sucked since the dawn of time, but even then all they did was just remove items from the game. TG and servers based off of it are all trash.

>Not wanting epic green and red text
Shitter detected.

I play the janitor so im probably gonna go get my stuff and robust the fuck out of the spill

>concealed honking intensifies

Greentext is way too easy. Objectives on most servers suck.

What's the most fun job for YOU,and why?

Clown
Get punched, get hugged, get scorned by admins, get worshiped by admins. Destroy the station, save the station.
All that matters is you know how to HONK. Salty clown players who get mad that sec is arresting them need to get the fuck out.

So heads of stuff are not good for newbs,but what if a chief is requested?Would it be ok for a rookie to take the role then?

I'm really curious since I work on a Virginia class. I hope crew morale is a factor.

Like everything in the game, it depends on the server.

BYOND

Get up and throw all the polymorphic acid smoke grenades I have on me

>no project really took off properly
>got used to the graphics so much not even sure if I would want to migrate
>but also hate the fucking shitty client
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Polytrinic*

>not having them set to detonate the moment the word HONK is uttered

>headmins on SS:CM is a furry who brags about shoving dildos up their ass.
Let me guess

FOUND THE CHARLIE

Emerald Blood?

Fuck I meant is Emerald Blood the headmin.

>build new PC
>byond not working for some reason, process gets stuck in the background
>no helpful posts on the forum, just lummox posting "turn off your antivirus"
SAVE ME

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youtube.com/watch?v=WXPQ4WkZnv8

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*superfart

Get up and say "good one", then walk away

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Honestly, years back byond was looking promising for people who wanted easy to make MMO autism games and so on for RPing, fun and more.

Then the incident happened where first all animu games got wiped off the face of the earth there, before Squeenix went max MUH COPYRIGHTS and forced just about all Squeenix-owned IP byond games to either change up or die forever (that FF4 MMO-like one still exists though even today), and ever since then almost no one touches byond other than obligations with SS13 because they took away the DBZ, Naruto, Bleach and Final Fantasy shit people loved.

>On some shitty station sometime ages ago in my youth
>Medium RP, I'm pretty sure
>Full of the usual metashitting adminfriends who think they're above the laws of the station and the server itself
>Whatever, I'm just fucking around as an assistant
>Decide to practice making bombs but with the regular maint furnace instead
>But wait, it turns out that the new code they added has some interesting effects
>As in, heat seeps through absolutely everything and proceeds to radiate throughout the entire station no matter what the source is
>Things get murderously hot
>Proceed to ignite the furnace every single fucking round and force a premature shuttle call every single time until they just shut off the new code
>Admins are confused about this the entire time

I loved playing innocuous roles like Priest so I could start cults, or vac people in coffins who I didn't like.

>Wanting to label yourself as the biggest and easiest target for shitters who want to completely ruin a round by tossing people in the furnace

Is that Rozalin?

Rogue AI > rest

just play tg for high pop shenanigans

Try /vg/ instead

Seriously, don't play tg.

Issue with BYOND is that you could put years of your freetime into an isometric (MMO)RPG/whatever and in the best case scenario you get like, 100ish players. Worst case scenario is your game gets like 5-10 players and gets beaten by some spic Zetarip that uses 15 year old code.

/vg/, /tg/ and goonstation.

Reminder to lynch Engineering as soon as possible.

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stunsting him and space his husk, then masquerade as him and slip people the rest of the round.