So anyway I own a Switch "my first mistake" just completed Mario odyssey and thought to myself "Did i really spend $300 to play stuff of the quality that i could get on mynphones app store" But then I seen all these posts aboit how BOTW is the best game ever and I thoughg this is it, this is the game thst will make my purchase worth it. So it arrived I happily started to play and my hopes were dashed, I had feel for the soiboy manchild nostalgia curse. Nintendo are lazy and untalented selling over priced garbage to manchildren.
First of all, BOTW looks like dog shit, graphics are a joke, constant cropping etc, looks like a PS2 game Secondly it does not even have a proper story Thirdly the enemies are laughingly bad, it is basically 5 characters with different re skins and sizes Fourthly the combat system is a joke, makes skyrims look good There is literally nothing to do, collect seeds, look for those treasure chests and do the dogshit story, this game has ZERO replay ability do not let the man children trick you Fifthly do not fall for the "everything is possible and playable" within my first 10 minutes i found over a dozen places thst had invisible shields around it, and even more mechanics that do not work
I could go on and on but it is feystrating even talking about how shit Nintendo is since I bought one, just warning everyone out there not to fall for the "game of the year" bullshit, it is reviewers scared of the backlash from the Nintendo man children. Hopefully no one else has to fall for this like I did and spend your money on an actual console or upgrading your PC like I wish I did.
Zeldafaggots are just the fucking worse. And you think THIS is bad? Wait until the Link's Awakening remake comes out...
Nicholas Ward
It annoys me more that they trick people into buying Nintendo shit by saying it is great
Nicholas Diaz
You get Smash Bros and Mario Kart and other games fuck off\ I'd trade my PS4 for a Switch anyday
John Brown
>smash bros $60 plus tip for something that looks worse than goat simulator on the app store >Mario kart $60 plus tip for a game that took as much talent, money and effort as the spoilers on any Forza game
Hunter Davis
> do not fall for the "everything is possible and playable" within my first 10 minutes i found over a dozen places thst had invisible shields around it It sound like you didn't even beat the tutorial
Thomas Fisher
why buy a switch for this
CEMU is 100x better
Jack Morgan
>thought to myself "Did i really spend $300 to play stuff of the quality that i could get on mynphones app store"
You should be wondering why you're such a fucking retard instead.
Carson Ramirez
tl;dr I didn like it
Noah Myers
What do you think OP's IQ is?
Eli Morales
Glad I didn't fall for it. Was planning on buying a switch if they released a good pokemon game but that isn't happening. Guess I'm never getting a switch, and I honestly dont give a shit. Nintendo sucks.
Juan Murphy
seething snoy cuck
Ian Bennett
> New good old bad
Probably lower than yours if your ranking this game higher then the older games in the series.
Jonathan Baker
At least 140
Dominic Myers
>then
Ayden Scott
TWO (2) YEARS
Austin Brown
Well, it's not for you. I'll buy one, because I know I'll have a blast with Smash, Monster Hunter,Odyssey, Tropical Freeze, Bayo, Mario Kart, and maybe this game (even if I know it's clearly not OoT ). I won't pay for their questionable online though.
Jack Ortiz
He never wrote "new good old bad", he just asked what OP IQ might be.
Andrew Morris
>looks like a PS2 game Does Yea Forums even know what a PS2 game looks like or is this just the newest shitposting phrase?
Oliver Parker
2nd option.
Joshua Morales
Well, I'm sorry you were dissatisfied with it. That is a shame. I'm really enjoying it though. I like the aesthetic.
Bentley Reyes
whjats the easthetic empti weapon broke? game is objectively worse then everyithng that came before it's pure ubishit with Assassin's Creed towers
Ayden Wood
I carry so many dang weapons, I actually welcome the weapons breaking to try new things. And it's moot once you get the Master Sword.
Tyler Edwards
>BOTW looks like dog shit The game looks great and the engine is very technically impressive. gamecrate.com/explore-technology-brought-breath-wild-life/17630 >it does not even have a proper story Ignoring how little this matters, it does have a 'proper story'. >the enemies are laughably bad Enemy variety is pretty poor but the AI for enemies is extremely indepth. Lynels and Guardian Scouts are easily the two best enemies in the entire series too. >within my first 10 minutes i found over a dozen places thst had invisible shields around it The only barriers in the game are the Great Plataeu until you get the paraglider and the map border
Isaiah Mitchell
Nobody read your thread faggot
John Hughes
This has been a term since at least the early 360 days. Funny how PS2 games seem to constantly get upgrades.
