How do you go from this...
How do you go from this
Sebastian Baker
Dominic Sanders
...TO THIS?!?
Jeremiah Powell
Changed actress they used/
Joshua Cook
What is her face trying to say?
Jonathan Adams
>expect a thicc mommy cortana in 5
>get this shit instead
Owen Miller
Thicc milf cortana with a generous chub to her while keeping those nice child baring hips...My thirst for this is real.
Jason Wilson
>i'd like to see your manager
Jeremiah White
to this?
Isaac Carter
Halo 2 Cortana was best.
Mommyfags fuck off.
Ryan Cook
>the fucking same mouth gap seen in every instathot
What the fuck bros?
Tyler Rodriguez
How do you go from 2/3 Cortana to 4's?
Joshua Martin
To THIS?
Anthony White
THICCER SHE NEEDS MORE THICCNESS
Jeremiah Brooks
>BBWtruck.jpg
Lincoln Smith
Based
Brody Reed
MAKE HER FUCKING FAT GODDAMNIT!
Evan Fisher
TO THIS!
Brody Hernandez
Not that fuckin shit, I mean the sense milf thicc with baby fat.
Nathaniel Cook
Comes from having full lips, and it's seen as sensual since a woman's lips swell when she is aroused.
Kevin Baker
Colton Perry
holograms might be real one day
Thomas Rogers
FATTER YOU FUCKING SLUT!
Daniel Bailey
Nathaniel Jenkins
Grayson Gray
Can i talk shit to it?
Colton Robinson
NOT. FAT. ENOUGH!!!
Jason Taylor
stop jerking off to the holographic avatar of my younger mind-cloned wife
Gavin Wood
PERFECT
Colton Johnson
Wish I could see her source code...
Jason Ward
Logan Peterson
You keep disappointing me. She needs to be FATTER!!! MAKE HER HUGE GODDAMNIT!!!
Michael Young
THERE'S NO OTHER ART OF HER LIKE THAT LAD
Jacob Jones
Levi Moore
toes
that is all
Carter Sanders
you can, most times she'll just come back with a generic can you repeat that, i didn't quite understand or something along those lines but some fresh questions get snarky responses - she's at least entertaining to interact with even if her usefulness is limited
Zachary Green
damn they made her body so sexy
William Cooper
You wouldn't love an AI, would you?
Xavier Martin
The face is not that bad but the body
Michael Howard
I would.
Eli Miller
This. Seriously is no one else put off by that?
Sebastian Ortiz
cute toes
Ethan Jackson
cute feet
Hudson Rivera
She's wearing forerunner armor and not naked anymore. Thats it
Landon Cooper
top kek
Evan Gray
Isn't this chick a hologram, can shadows even be cast on holograms.
Kayden Campbell
ce cortana best cortana
Andrew Smith
Am I the only one that liked purple Cortana.
Alexander Brown
yeah that's dumb they need to change it back
Brandon Baker
FUCK YOU LAD WE NEED TO MAKE HER INTO A GREAT WHALE LAD! MAN THE HARPOONS WE NEED A FAT BOOTY CORTANA!
TOO FUCKING SKINNY!
Jacob Russell
underrated
Kayden Harris
Yes
Carson Howard
I N T E R L I N K E D
Dominic Reed
You mean the fact that she has them, or do you think they look weird somehow? I mean, it makes sense for her to have them (though I wouldn't really mind if she didn't), and they look normal enough to me.
Jace Watson
An AI probably wouldn't give a shit about being naked or feel the need to "clothe" themselves.
Michael Martin
you aren't alone user, h1 cortana was great - i liked how she was so fast and sassy with stuff but i also get that interfacing with halo changed her and that sorta explains her personality shift as the series went on
Gabriel Diaz
>vehicles made out of paper
>absolute WORST maps in the whole series
>color palette composed solely of brown and grey
>soundtrack is meh compared to the rest of the games although still better than 90% of games
>DMR was even more broken than the Halo 2 BR as it had literal sniper rifle tier accuracy and little to no recoil. Only one shot more to kill someone. This in turn made every fucking map a camping fest on a higher degree than GoW or god damn battlefield. Maps like Spire and Boneyard are unplayable with vehicles.
>armor abilities completely ruined combat making every battle a rock paper scissors of who has sprint/evade so they can melee you in the face faster than you can react or armor lock making every fight 10 seconds longer and making vehicles even worse
>third worse campaign in the series with nothing but unmemorable levels and only redeeming quality are generic hollywood military sacrifices for characters that nobody cares about
>one map that you can make actual forge maps on and every fucking object is grey and the map is nothing but rocks, grass, and water. Every map in 3 was capable of being forged upon.
>advertisements showing large scale warfare when in reality the largest battle in the whole game was a cutscene before a level that was 100% copy and pasted from a multiplayer level. Or vice versa, either way that shit is disgusting.
>campaign was dark to appeal to the CoD fanbase getting rid of the unique artstyle and soundtrack that Halo has always been known for in favor of generic military aesthetic no.391
>humor dropped so we can have alien sounds and gruff marine dialogue
Who actually likes this game?
Luke Cox
Jesus.
Gabriel Edwards
True, but she's a renegade A.I who has become too "alive" to be considered operational. Normal A.I often has personalities, but they still know what they are, that they're not alive, and are cold/calculative when it comes to raw numbers.
Luke Phillips
>game about the fall of an entire planet is supposed to have the same bravado as the rest of the series
Christopher Robinson
Bentley Sanders
>I actually want my game to have the same exact tone and aesthetic as every other shooter on the market
Daniel Long
She could still think that nudity taboos are stupid. Or she could be an exhibitionist. There are living people who fall under one or both of those.
Chase White
cortana is waifu
Lincoln Scott
>Hating on Reach
Man, how does it feel being a sheeple? Is the bandwagon comfortable?
Jackson Garcia
please do not bully the personal assistant
Michael Campbell
I still think it's pretty cool how they did this instead of just making a new generic assistant
Blake Bennett
>tfw no cute human-like unshackled AI waifu
Liam Collins
>calling out a game for being a piece of shit deviation from a series is bad because other people do it too
Is fallout 4 suddenly a good game too?
Aaron Young
I legit don't know. A part of me doesn't want to believe that game designers legitimately don't believe ATTRACTIVE WOMAN BAD and they're simply that incompetent. Both are so stupid they can easily be true.
Austin Jenkins
feminism. but of course you knew this already and you were asking a loaded question.
Kayden Evans
His smile and optimism, gone.