>*bumps into you in the quad as he’s waving to a group of women*
>”Whoa, my bad dude. Hey wait - you’re that quiet guy from class, right? Yeah, that’s it, the one who always has his earbuds in. I bet you like to play video games. Add me on Xbox and we can play some Apex Legends later after I get home from football practice.”
Well, Yea Forums?
*swipes left*
Let him pound you in the ass
buy some lube in preparation
T-thanks, Chad.
Now how about you get started into slowly molding and mindbreaking me into just another big dumb jock himbo exactly like my homosexual erotic fiction?
We can play as many CoD clones as you want!
I don't really play it or have an Xbox, but thanks.
>"Sorry dude, I don't own an xbox."
There.
Why weren't you on the football team Yea Forums?
Too busy with the handball team.
I was, played college too.
Because I can't engage in any sort of physical activity for more than 2 minutes, otherwise my blood pressure drops so low that I faint.
I don't like football.
I played baseball though
I did badminton and cross country.
How sad is your life that you think about fake conversations/encounters with superior males?
Are you closet faggots or even lower than beta virgins?
I played baseball.
Based.
hello fellow baseballbros
pretty sad user
>cross country
I played football and baseball in HS because I hated running for long periods of time, don't know how you find that stuff enjoyable.
jealous and thotpilled
I was basically blind without glasses. Which sucked since I love playing sports.
I was on the swim team/gym group
Im of the school of thought that the best offense is a good defense and sports of all types seem hell bent on making it fucking impossible to defend against the offensive party.
Football has a literal foul called pass interference, this egregious action is when you INTERFERE WITH THE ENEMY RECEIVING THE BALL. Its a fucking joke of a sport with schoolgirl rules. No grabbing jerseys, no ramming people in the head anymore, and a few other things that makes the game a complete and utter joke.
>Yea Forums is filled with people who played sports
Faggots. Leave now.
I was in the basketball team. Shit was viciously violent.
>You get 5 fouls total before you're out
Literally made to go ballistic on the other team.
Is handegg the ultimate Chad sport? Even if it doesn’t take insane cardio like 0-0ball you can’t deny that 99% of the women of the world would rather get pounded by Tom Brady, Gronk or pic related than the balding manlets with rotting teeth that populate professional divegrass teams. Plus the best divegrass player in the world is a legit rapist of women. Nuff said.
>Sure man, I'll hit you up
You faggots chose to be a bunch of losers.
My parents wouldn't let me play Vidya on weekdays what the fuck else was I supposed to do?
Don't tell me you were fat, lmfao. Unless you were disabled you have no reason to not enjoy sports.
too small for it
sucks because i was a great player
cross country kids were always fucking insane
especially down here in the south
I did, coulda gone pro if I didn't join the navy
>surprised /r9k/fags are more mentally ill than the roasties they seethe about
i don't like football and i dont understand the strategy and nobody ever explained it to me
also eyesight problems
I was, i was one of the best line backers they had
I was though, played linebacker and offensive lineman when I hit my growth spurt. I was 5’10” and 200lbs of muscle when I was like 12 so i tore through kids in middle school football. Not so much in high school....
S-sure, I just don’t have a mic....
I was in the basketball team and boxed every now and then bruv. I was pretty ugly though, so I was that one strong autist no one ever talked to.
This dude is so fucking ugly though. Would get pounded by gronk and Brady in a heartbeat
Is this from some kind of dating app?
Dude's gonna be rich as fuck in 2 years though. Should make up for his mug.
A bunch of chicks on twitter were pining for him though. Women really like him and that manlet Baker Mayfield.
so this bored stayed for ppl around 19 years old for all these years
Take advantage of possibly befriending a chad and turning my life around
How to get a Chad bf? Do Chads only go after other Chads?
I think Baker is handsome, even if he is a manlet
Because I was trying too hard to not be black. I fucked myself over.
...how old is everyone in this thread? I’m turning 27 in a month
It is fun if you meet the conditions to run comfortably. Like not having bottle sized lungs, a shriveled up kardiophobic heart and joints of glass combined with a bodyweight that could crush your bones if you jumped from a 2 meter height.
Then with some training you can get so accustomed to running that it is a natural way of movement for you.
Some people call baseball boring, but I find it super relaxing to watch and play. It requires athleticism, for sure, but there's just something about it that makes me smile. Simple, bursts of hype, and a warm, American past time that I wish people appreciated more these days. Now it's all hype, all football, all the time.
Damn, I sound like an old boomer.
Hockey>all
Yeah. You'll notice in gay couples, they always look like each other's "type." Chads with Chads, twinks with twinks, fat uggos with fat uggos, etc. Sad, but faggots tend to be incredibly vain
This guy fucking gets it.
fem twinks or other chads. if you're unremarkable looking you don't have much chance.
Yes and straight people aren’t vain at all
I went to bodybuilding/autoshop instead
Because its boring as fuck.
Basketball and volleyball are fun though.
Broadly speaking, less than gays, for damn sure
If the person acted like that they seem like a genuinely nice person, like an actual friend.
If they bumped into you and said "sorry faggot get out of here" or something along those lines, fuck them, but someone (anyone) who acts like the in the way the OP describes, they're a good person.
"Ayo sorry bro, all my homies play on playstation so that's what I've got"
then you pray to fucking jesus he doesn't also have a playstation
My little brothers were, I was more of a drama club and dnd guy
Put on my prettiest dress and wig and get ready for the night
because I am not american and it is called soccer
That sounds comfy as fuck.
probably because they have more of a dating pool available.
This sounds like something an incel would say before they begin a tirade into why no girls will give him the time of time because he's ugly, but he's really, truly, a nice guy
25
y-you too
26 in July.
Too short also I was pretty weak back then
>Ah man, I feel bro. All my buds game on PS4 too so Brad's older bro hooked me up with his PS4 before he went off to the Marine corps. Semper Fi bro, you play Black ops 4?
>and this is how I met my boyfriend
Nope, I’m a faggot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I played the real football in high school and won quite a few games. But I live in Canada so nobody really cares
I was starting LDE on my team. I quit because the injuries stopped being worth it.
Was on Rifle team.
??? It's called grid iron or American football?? The fuck are you trying to say?
I call in my ringer for drunk mariokart, make some cool jock friends and pound some boipucc on the DL. They're pretty chill and less pleb than you'd think.
I'm not American.
Since when? it's always the "divegrass" players who get caught literally recording orgies. And most of them have model aesthetics. I never see any of the fags or chicks on the blogsites, and the tumblrs posting handegg players. Who's the Ronaldo of handegg? nobody.
There is no such thing as handegg team in my country
Why didn't you join the rugby team Yea Forums?
I'm not British either.
Cringe
at some cushy Ivy League school?
tags are dumber, masculinization, muscle growth, hairy, jock, bro, musk
Why didn't you join the hockey team comrade?
Lol yeah why don't they make it so you can just knock down the receiver and lay on him before he can even catch the ball?
>handegg
>a feminised version of rugby that uses gear to avoid injury
>chad
lmao
Sure why not, seems like a friendly dude.
Same here, stop playing after entering college though.
I'm not Canadian (?) either.
At my school, we had no sports teams.
I know.
The pads actually make it more dangerous science has proven
>using gear to be protected
>actually the gear gets you injured
So it's a feminised version of rugby for retards? Lmao.
>handegg
who /drumcorp/ here?
Lmao I played high school football in Nashville Tennessee and half the team black and the other half was white. Basically offense was all white and defense was all black. There were so many racially motivated incidents during skirmishes and in the locker room. Got to the point the school had to step in and crack down on the fights
Anyone else experience this?
Care to elaborate about the incidents? Which sides were you on?
>amerimutts
The hits are also objectively harder. By all metrics rugby is the faggot version of football and it shows frankly
Pretty standard division with pro coaches as well currently. But no, our team was integrated because suburbs and the divide was income related.
I'm guessing you're a bug race or a poor soccer country
>being this deluded
lmao
I'm German.
Why weren't you on the kick the plastic bottle team poorfriend ?
I was in the marching band
Why didn't you join the bundes heer?
They're cute
Wehrmacht is not the same nowadays.
Because nobody plays football here.
>"oh cool i've never played it"
>come first
>fuck his gf later and come first yet again
y-you too
>offense was all white
>White WRs and HBs only
I guessing you guys didn't win many games.
Translation: you're an unkempt blob of uglyness damage controlling for the fact nobody wants to fuck you.
You're just the gay version of female landwhales demanding men to find them pretty and calling them names when they don't.
Hit the gym.
>School: 8AM to 3:00 PM on all weekdays
>Football Practice: 3:30 to 7:30PM on all weekdays
I actually wanted to join since a few of my friends were on the team, but what the fuck I wasn’t gonna give up my entire afternoon for it. Seriously, 3 and a half hours every weekday? I had homework to do, games to play, people to hang out with, etc, what a ridiculous commitment
>tfw i actually tried out in middle school for some reason
>got cut within a week
maybe if i made it on the team i would have had friends
I played baseball too, and some hockey.
nothing is better than playoff baseball t b h
First time I let some dude fuck me was about 2 years ago - this was years after I had been dating girls and fell for a dude (weird). Let him fuck me after we knew each other for about a year.
I was sort of in the male's position while my buddy was banging me on his knees, hard to describe but he was pushing my legs back pretty far while I was on my back. By the time he was finished, I had so much precum on my belly and my cock was hard as a fucking rock.
I jacked off and right as I was about to orgasm, I could sense he wanted to pull out for some reason but I yelled "STAY IN ME YOU MOTHER FUCKER" and I had probably the best orgasm ever with the pressure of his cock against my prostate.
As a side note, "STAY IN ME YOU MOTHER FUCKER" was an in joke between us for a while.
Unfortunately, we stopped hanging out and he moved away. He kinda hates me now because I went from being "Hey, let's play the vidya, eat pizza, and bone each other" when I was 18 to "Sorry, I have classes and a job, and I don't eat pizza very often. Maybe do something other than gaming next weekend?"
Please, please delete this.
Dude, look at their bulges
Their dicks must be huge!
I was on the track team
I was the slowest runner
>finally escape the closet
>work out every day
>eat well
>still no bottom jock bf to play video games with all day
turns out lifting weights does NOT improve your social skills
I can't win with Tinder, it's either girls who want a quick fuck behind their boyfriends backs or the most emotionally unstable bloodqueef on the planet.
I have 0 ball sense and crippling self esteem issues made me not play any team sports because fear of letting everybody down so i did track and field instead but the girls in my club bullied me so i quit
not even joking or trying to race bait, but all my HS sports team ls were dominated by blacks, all of them were bigger and taller, I'm 6' but those niggas were 6'5 and huge, or tall as fuck for the basketball team
I did freshman year but I was horrendously bad at wr. I was a decent safety though but just didn't feel like it was for me
Wow, what a completely homosexual post. On another note, why the fuck would you let a man raw dog you for your first time? Christ youre a faggot AND a retard.
So? I got aids eventually anyway, everyone does. No point in condoms honestly.