>I enjoyed my time with The Division for the most part. There was something appealing about exploring a barren, snowy New York City, shooting bad guys, and working to uncover the mystery of “The Dollar Flu.” It was a Tom Clancy story for all intents and purposes, but it did feel a little more sci-fi than usual. If you took a magnifying glass to the story, things got uncomfortable though. It essentially endorsed police violence against looters during a state of emergency. Luckily for everyone who wasn’t down with that vibe, The Division 2 doubles down on that in a way that makes the whole experience feel like violent right wing survivalist porn.
>The game opens, and I am not exaggerating here, on a dramatic mid-range shot of a holiday paper coffee cup ala the “controversial” Starbucks holiday drama. The narration, which assumes you played the first game and doesn’t bother to explain what anything is, opts to instead play out like a deranged NRA advertisement. It almost feels like a parody, especially when the game drags modern society for caring more about coffee and free wi-fi than this vague idea of things that matter more? It points to the first game’s pseudo-apocalyptic disaster briefly, before cutting to “Did You Own a Gun? Did Your Neighbor?” and suggesting the collapse of society brought on by a literal mad scientist who poisoned money during Black Friday was somehow the fault of normal people for not being paranoid doomsday preppers.
>Since everything is destroyed and survival is the focus now, as the text of The Division 2 notes, humanity can thrive. It only wants what it needs. Of course, people are still losers for not stockpiling ammunition, which is where the events of the game come in. These superco Division members who can do whatever they want, including opening fire on civilians for stealing food during the literal apocalypse, are the gosh-darn heroes. Now, it’s time for them to take back Washington D.C.
I didnt read all that. And i dont know what this point is you're trying to make. I just want to make everyone aware that i think that """"human"""" looks fuckin gross. Eww nigga like whats wrong with yo face. Change that shit nigga.
Noah Morgan
You gotta admire the legnths companies go to shill their generic AAA garbage. You see, prior to this article circulating around every site like reddit and Yea Forums, no one would give a fuck about The Division 2, but now, this reverse-psychology shilling has the average poster in these sites thinking "heh, stupid liberals, this game sounds BASED and REDPILLED. I'm gonna buy it just to spite them". Which is exactly what publishers want, since they get their sale and then said buyers get banned a few days later for saying 'nigger' in chat and no refunds.
Buy The Division 2 Praise The Division 2 Consume The Division 2 It is based. It is redpilled. Liberals don't like it. Trump and Pence 2020. God Bless.
The UI is fucking aids. Why does everything have to flicker and shake while making noise when I open it? Why can't I turn off the fucking menu sounds without disabling 90% of the other game sounds?
Also didn't read that thicc text.
Noah Perez
Everything is a right wing conspiracy. Media is right ring biased. Police bad, criminals good.
Charles Butler
>especially when the game drags modern society for caring more about coffee and free wi-fi than this vague idea of things that matter more?
>oh but signs on bathrooms matter duh
Alexander Gutierrez
Some complains about a Ubisoft game's story being too right wing.
Also shocked that a Starbuck knockoff brand is burning and feel insulted when told we care more about coffee and free wifi.
Basically just a contrarian making a click bait article.
Joseph Jenkins
UGH this So much this
Jeremiah Butler
Sounds like you missed your dilation session.
Henry Stewart
While this user is fundamentally retarded the fact of the matter is, still, within the first hour of gameplay the only people you run into as "characters" are spics and niggers. Thankfully Ubisoft sucks at creating attractive characters so I don't have to be invested in Negro bitch #3's storyline about how her weave needs rescuing from the Hyenas.
Jace Cruz
I got Division 2 for free so I might as well at least see how shitty it is.
Jordan Jenkins
Case in point, enjoy The Division 2!
Zachary Morgan
Same. I'm downloading it right now, mainly just to test my new hardware.
Hudson Wilson
How'd you get it?
Tyler Hernandez
Bought an AMD processor.
Jayden Collins
Congrats, Zheer just sold me on giving this game a try.
Robert Jackson
>it supported police violence against looters in a survival situation if this faggot really dug deeper and listened to cell phones/echoes he'd know the looters were an organized street gang that were killing civilians for fun
Isaiah Young
>punishing those breaking the law during an emergency is bad mkay >those looters dindu nuffin
Christian Turner
You are a member of THE PRESIDENTS PERSONAL RIGHT WING DEATH SQUAD THAT IS LITERALLY ABOVE THE CONSTITUTION. So yes, the game is pretty based and redpilled.
Jackson King
I don't blame you, my post was exactly 2000 out of 2000 max characters.
Tyler Williams
Except that it is full of spics and niggers. Ok granted 95% of people will play as the white savior but that doesnt mean it is based or redpilled, frankly that is 100% because of tom clancy.
Ubisoft did their best to jew it up.
Benjamin Murphy
Never been to DC i take it?
Justin Turner
It's set in DC and is after a catastrophic event, so it isn't unimaginable that white people GTFO when they were told some shit is going down instead of doing literally nothing. Isn't as if we don't have a list of examples.
>Any critique towards the division is shilling So you want the game to praised constantly?
Camden Carter
cant believe fags like that are all over the western industry. is it any wonder how awful a state its in?
Luke Campbell
So it's full of spics and niggers to kill? Sounds based.
Carson Wilson
why are liberals so triggered by christmas? it´s a christian holiday get over it. if you get triggered by the fact then don´t celebrate instead of trying to rewrite history again and delete any mention of the word Christ from it
Samuel Sanchez
>people start saying variations of merry christmas >republitards invent "war on christmas" >"Why are the liberals so triggered by christmas?"
Ryan Anderson
> Of course, people are still losers for not stockpiling ammunition, which is where the events of the game come in.
The level of segregation is pretty impressive though
Gavin Powell
did she subscribe to pewdiepie though?
Adrian Jenkins
You could just ignore that and not buy the game because it's a another shitty repetitive Ubisoft grindfest
Jeremiah Brown
>The entire plot of this game is SO ironic against the statis-quo it actually plays out like the generic military shooter they try to lampoon
Imagine being this shitty at writing.
Chase Perry
>the game drags modern society for caring more about coffee and free wi-fi than this vague idea of things that matter more? Is he trying to say that there is nothing that matters more than coffee and free wi-fi? I don't really understand why he'd say "vague idea" when it seems very specific.
Eli Russell
Ew
Colton Brown
Ah, so you got double fucked I see. What said, also it was originally a pagan thing until the Christians co-oped it. >So you want the game to praised constantly? I think he's just trying to say that the game isn't for anyone (due to being aimed at everyone), and it should be communicated that way. Most people are complete idiots and do contrarian things because *reasons* so I don't think his intentions are bad.
