Seriously though, how do I get my hair to be like this?

Seriously though, how do I get my hair to be like this?

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Tons of hairspray. Not gel.

Shave your head so that all the hair is the same length (don't have to go bald, but you'll need the hair to be all one length). Let your hair grow out to about 2 inches, go to a barber and have them shape it up a bit, then buy some gel and slick that bitch back. Or if you hair is already long enough just go have them shorten it up a bit and then do the gel thing. Could also use hair spray or some kind of pomade or whatever you want.

DESU it will more than likely not look the way you want, but you do you man, I've had plenty of haircuts in my life and different styles (good and bad). You just gotta go for it.

Suck a lot of cock in a windtunnel

Not being a baldy is the first step. That hairline is immaculate.

Go to JudgmentCuts

Gel or spray?

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They both work. There's all kinds of fucking hair products do your own research. They all have their particular uses too, and pros and cons. You just gotta research you fuck

How do I pick a hairstyle?

I lost a shit ton of weight recently and didn't much care about my looks before but now I may as well work with what I got. I let it grow because I wanted to see what it'd be like and now I've done so to shoulder length I'm pretty satisfied but want it short again. However I have absolutely no idea what to go for.

Figure out your natural face shape and work from there. Or ask some friends (if you have any, if not, ask the barber) what might look good. Could also just look up mens hairstyles on google, pick one you think looks good, then go to the cutter and say "this is what I want" and they'll do it.

If you want short hair you can always do shaved sides, long top. Or a caeser cut. You could do a pompadour. Or a fauxhawk or something. There's all kinds of styles. My personal favorite haircut for myself is shaved almost bald sides, with a long top/front so I can style it. It looks good on my head and fits it's shape, plus I have great thick hair and a great hairline so it works for me; which is a blessing/privilege/whatever you want to call it.

SS + GOMAD

Consume unhealthy amounts of Monster.

Summon a demon get raped by it and hope some of it rubs off on you.

You need to gain more power to motivate yourself.

>My personal favorite haircut for myself is shaved almost bald sides, with a long top/front so I can style it.

just say the zoomer cut, it's faster

Fight shirtless in the rain and then slick that shit back

>not just rocking a crew cut
Fucking nu-males.

It is a zoomer cut, doesn't mean it doesn't look good on me. Shouldn't hold yourself back from looking as good as you can just because you think some meme on the internet will make you uncool (who could give a fuck anyway?)

Grow you hair out then use product to keep it slicked back.
Tried it IRL I didn't care for it since my hair is pretty thick so I needed to use a lot of product and a hat to keep it down.

kek
go home /fit/ you're drunk

>shaved sides long on top

Please don’t listen to this faggot. Only low IQ British teenagers think this looks good

Just go for something classic

motivation and demon genetics

>mfw I can get Vergil hair just by growing out my hair and by brushing it back

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"Please sir may I have the classic bowl cut. Only the highest iq Chad's on my favorite epic swadian reed whistling forum say it's the most pussy wetting cut!"

Stay mad zoomer

I bet you wear skinny ripped jeans too

Your hair should look like that if you comb it back. If not, you're a hairlet and need to kill yourself so your shit genes aren't passed on

but user, that cut IS the classic

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I'll admit that I've chuckled

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Let me guess, you either have the bowl cut, or are a balding 19yr old bitch boy. Or maybe you're like 30+ and are balding on top so you have the friars cut going on LMAO KILL YOURSELF

Do you wear skinny pants tho m8?

No. I wear good form fitting jeans and pants that are comfortable and look good. The only rips they have in them come from natural wear and tear if they even have any at all.

I don't have stick legs used for ripped skinny jeans because I'm not a weakling bitch who doesn't work out. I work out 5 times a week and am a 6'1" god among all the 5"11" midgets. AND I rock the stylish zoomer haircuts.

Suck my dick, cunt.

>tfw no gel or hairspray needed
>"woah, user, how did you gel your hair and keep it looking soft"
Though, DMC5 Vergil does look like he has product in his hair now compared to his 3 and 4 counterparts, which is disappointing

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if it wasn't popular in ancient greece its not classic, retrobate

>tfw getting bald

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>zoomer getting mad because his shit low income chav style is being called out

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neither, use wax

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Just a bit of bantz m8, no madness here

I'm from America anyway.

Neither, take a shower, use conditioner, after the shower comb your hair back. Now this next part depends on whether or not your hair curls at all. If you dont6have a problem with your hair curling at all, then just let your hair dry naturally and then go to the mirror and run your hand through it a few times to get some of it standing up.
If you have curly hair, get a hat and keep it on your head for like an hour after the shower, and then once dry do the last step from earlier.

find whats popular ie a fad and see if it works with your face do this until you find a hairstyle that you like

Underage containment thread fyi

>getting naturally white hair requires using a shitton of bleach on your hair
>doing this also nukes the fuck out of your hair's health
It's not fair.

>tfw know that feel

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just let it happen bro

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If your hair is that short and you're gonna use a ton of product anyway, its health doesn't really matter at that point
Of course if you want to look like Sephiroth that's a different story