NYAAAAAAAAAA FEED ME FEED ME user I DON'T CARE HOW WAIFUS YOU MADE IN SKYRIM I'M FUCKING DYING HERE WHAT WOULD YOU...

>not playing with your pet

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>dearest of all my friends
Yeah we all know how you treat your dearest of friends vlad

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dats it, mayne

>letting the furred jew into your home

Who drew this?

Every game with a cursor has a built in cat video game.

I never knew this was a Yea Forums related edit

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And at this very moment my cat is asking me to feed her early.

CIA you need to be more subtle

She cute

Anyone who has a cat that goes outside anytime a selfish, lazy dickwad who doesn't mind destroying local populations of animals cause they're too lazy to entertain/litter train their pet

Heh, never seen the original das it mane image

You should have said shadman.

I never noticed the nigger cat in the back

If my cats actually catch a bird that bird was either retarded or on Death's door.

My dog always comes into my room when I'm playing games. I mean all he really does is sleep but still.

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shat bricks

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he wants to be near you. Appreciate him

cute

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Hah

rate my kot

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ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

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Whats important is that your cat is going out to kill wildlife for no reason other than it just wants to
Your definition of "on deaths door" or "retarded" doesn't matter

Go get your dog groomed holy shit
He's a good boy though

Comfy/10

very cute/cot

>it's .0000000001 femtoseconds after my cats usual feeding time
>MRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW HUMAN I'M DYING HOW COULD YOU BETRAY YOUR BEST AND TRUEST FRIEND HOW COULD YOU DAMN ME TO STARVATION I HAVE DEVOTED MY LIFE TO YOU WHY HUMAN WHHHHHYYYYYY
If she wasn't such a cute little fucker I'd have dropkicked this cunt off the balcony by now

Have some bread bro.

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Hell yeah, lasagna!

bestboi/10
impressive floof

Yes it does matter. My garden has tons of tall bushes and trees bordering a raised open lawn.
The cats have zero cover between the house and any potential ambush spots and any ground feeding birds take flight as soon as any pointed ears poke above the threshold.

stupid cats shitposting again

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>this isnt blini

>tfw want a shiba and husky but theyre very expensive breeds
I wouldn't even care about >tfw no gf if I had two doggo bros.

But he's so far away D:

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You're thinking of feral cats. The only local population house cats are destroying is the stuffed toy population.

Make sure you're feeding your fluffy bois. They love you. It's like below nigger tier to not pause vidya to feed them.

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I'm wasting away user

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>The cat I grew up used to purr as loud as a chainsaw
>The new cat I adopted is almost silent when she purrs

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pet him

Get two mutts, all doggos are equally good bois.

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I wish cats could talk, they'd probably be able to say some pretty funny things.

I think mines broken. It NEVER stops purring. IT's literally almost on a low vibrate. Also I've only heard it give a true MEOW once, everything else comes out pretty low and weak sounding.

user! Stop browsing and take a shower! You stink!

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I've never had a cat that'd do shit like this. I've adopted like 4 of them in my entire life. If I see my cat starts climbing unto the kitchen, I'll just pick them up and throw them away (at knee height) everytime. They'll learned that the kitchen or dining table is a no climbing zone.

cats love stink

i usually pet my cat with my feet because i'm allergic if fur gets in my face, but she doesn't give a fuck she still hella likes it

Stop replying to the vegan troll, retard. This is a comfy thread.

I just took a shower, you dick

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>wow your pits have a scent! let me smell them!
shower time.

Ok. He was actually snoring as I pet him baka

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user, what the fuck are you eating? Can I have some?

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who the fuck am I showering for? I have enough booze and weed to take me through the week.

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Can kinda see a wet spot where her vagoo is.

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She’ll visit you tonight.

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>Hey human, how come you're always itchy down there?
>Whatcha eatin? Can I have some?
>Did you know black cats are only 13 purrcent of the pet population but commit 50 purrcent of all the crime?

Unbased and bluepilled.

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>smells like fish

user, I beg of you. I haven't eaten in months.

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Fucking ow.

wtf

>opened cat food
cheating

My cat is mixed race like

???
It's just food. Why can't the girl just cook another pot instead of being a drama queen?

That's adorable. I have to put my head next to the cat's side to hear her purr.

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i literally just fed you 10 minutes ago.

your bowl still has food in it, you just took two bites and walked away

The thot must've enjoyed it at first. Cat's tongue are rough as fuck.

Maybe it's acoustic?

>13 purrcent, 50 purrcent
Hearty kek

>smoking
gross

Do you westerners even discipline your pets. But from what I've seen, you people are even afraid to discipline your own kids. No wonder your youths are a bunch of whiny narcissists.

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shes a woman not a pet dude

Goddammit user, i laughed more than i should have.