YEESSS

NOOOO STEAMBROS HOW??!!?! THATS IT, I DONT CARE IF THE CHINESE USE MY RIG TO MINE SHITCOIN. I CANT MISS OUT ON THIS.

Hahahaha! Epic gets one of the worst PS3 games.
They can have it.

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>Epic Store gets a failed Halo killer no one remembers

It's like poetry. It rhymes.

Haze. Home.
We did it epic bros.

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true if big

>HALO KILLER IS BACK

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

forget Haze, where's L.A.I.R!?

Halo is finished... We got too cocky, bros...

You fucking Hazefags are the worst. You killed Halo once and we finally got it back and you cant even let us have THAT. Fuck you, fuck all you hazefags

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Epic Store for epic games.

It's oddly enough not a well reported fact but Epic bought Sony.

didn't haze fucking suck

Holy fuck, its over

No, it was one of the greatest PS3 games and literally killed Halo. Took it years to recover.

Who? no really, who?

I feel sorry Free Radical. They were just making a funny game making fun of other military shooters but Ubisoft got involved and made the game look like it was attempting to be serious

youtube.com/watch?v=g-Io1voMQic
Just look at how farcical this intro is

I am not being tempted to download Chinese Spyware just for a Halo clone when Steam is getting the MCC

STEAM AND HALO BTFOOOO

>Bloodborne comes to PC
>it’s an epic store exclusive

You would literally not be able to browse here for weeks if that got revealed

what a merry bunch

I can't, it seems to have been recorded at 2p

Fuck off zoomer

god fucking damn it.... can WE PCGAMERS (NOT EPIC FUCK OFF CUNTS) have a BREAK?? we get mcc.. yet HAZE fucking HAZE gets announced for EPIC?? the days are looking grim... bros.....

>halo killer
God I miss those days when every FPS was titled as the Halo killer.

Fuck that was actually funny. Well play OP

OH WOW! I CAN'T WAIT TO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS GAME 11 YEARS AFTER ITS RELEASE!

Haze was unironically kino

looks better than i expected
was gameplay any good

Is it time for some EXO SKELLO TEEN?
YEYE

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Yes. It was one of the worst fps games ever, worse than killzone 2.

Flower is also on GOG.

>Haze Remastered
Who asked for this?

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Halo fans on suicide watch

literally no one

I actually enjoyed haze, as shit as it was.

>we got Haze remastered before Timesplitters or Second Sight
Just let it sink in that Free Radical’s only bad game is more acknowledged than their good games

it's fake btw

THANKS FOR THE BETA TEST PS3 BROS

I'll never forget the playstation magazine hyping this up and up and spoiling it just for it to come out and get a tiny 6.5 or so review hidden away among all the bargain bin game reviews.

Timeshift remaster when

who?

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Thank god

Call me when it's free. Probably the week after

Yeah the cancerous Bloodborne fanbase defending another shitty platform just because it's on there is really what the industry needs. Good thing Japanese devs won't touch chinkshit like Epic with a 100 foot pole, so we're safe from that onslaught at least.

Nice trips, by the way.

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How? I had fun playing it.

who???

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That Game Company had a 3-game timed contract with Sony. Once that was up they were free to do whatever with the games.

Link to article?

Its not real dumbass.

I love how every game touted as the "______ killer" always fails spectacularly.

As someone who bought a PS4 for Bloodborne, I wish it actually happened so I could laugh my ass off during that time.

If fucking did, user. That's the joke.

Haze was absolute fucking trash. I would know, I actually played it when it first came out.

I wonder if MCC on PC will trigger a domino effect when it releases

I am forgotten.

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Never played Haze.
Exactly why was trash? Terrible map design? Horrible controls? Bad gameplay mechanics?

Johnny Test is back
Halo 3 is back
Haze is back
THAT MEANS TONY HAWK WILL COME BACK RIGHT?
youtube.com/watch?v=Nt9bkgRQbLs

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Oh God are we in the era of 00s nostalgia? Please no.

Basically all of that, on top of shitty voice acting and an absolutely laughable plot.

>The game that killed the guys that made timesplitters
yay

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Yes. About fucking time. The 90's nostalgia bullshit has been boring.

I think they dont understand people only want remakes of good games

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of all the fucking games to remaster
fucking haze?
i liked the idea and i liked the game honestly and i loved that armor design like fucking crazy but FUCKING HAZE?
BOOSH

they fell for the 90% meme

57 posters in this thread i wonder how many actually think this real

I thought it was real for a second until I read the first posts.

lmao

No.
The gimmick was DRUGS. You could push a button to get high on performance-enhancing drugs that gave you health regen and auto-aim and shit, but it turns out the DRUGS ARE BAD, so your character stops using them and joins the rebellion against the DRUG USING MILITARY.

And that's pretty much it.

youtube.com/watch?v=GvvEZz2qR5s
Have you checked your ek-so-skello-ten today?

Didn't this kill the TimeSplitters developer?
Was it also considered a Halo killed?

youtu.be/ec1lYHHn7ps
Where's my fucking Burnout 3 PC remaster

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5.8

You poor fool

Killzone 2 was awesome
I played the Killzone remaster before it and 2 was a masterpiece

NOOOOOO EPIC CAN'T DO THIS TO US PLEASE DON'T KILL HALO AGAIN NONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I forgot this game even existed.
God what a fucking mess early PS3 was.

>early PS3 killed Free Radical
>early PS3 killed Factor 5
How did Sony get away with it?

I'm pretty sure the only reason it didn't die the first year was because of the Blu-ray player.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HALO KILLER

SONY YOU WENT WRONG
WITH YOUR PS3
I'LL JUST KEEP PLAYING MY 360
HOPE THIS SONG HAS HELPED
YOU UNDERSTAND
HOW YOU KILLED YOUR BRAND