Splatfest in 10 minutes fellow gamers
Which team did you choose?
Splatfest in 10 minutes fellow gamers
Carter Harris
Mason Bailey
I played so much splat 2 my motion control broke, I'm just waiting for splat 3 at this point
Nathaniel Nelson
No, stop this.
Ian Morgan
How does one break the motion controls
Sebastian Sanchez
knights because wizards are probably more popular
Grayson Robinson
I have no idea, it just stop'ed working after a while
Jaxon Myers
>like knights
>wizard witches are cuter
I can't choose
Christopher Lewis
Wizards win.
James Miller
Knights for the win.
>I N T H E N A M E O F G O D
Joseph Richardson
>tfw can't wear the special splatfest gear since I don't have the Splatoon 2 amiibos
I'm gonna feel really bad if I end up in a team and I'm the only one without it, thus ruining any special squad names
Chase Torres
How do I get the wizard hat?
Nicholas Adams
Magic > Swords
WIZARDS RISE UP
Caleb Jones
Octoling Girl amiibo
Ayden Brooks
is it possible to swap out the splatfest tee at all so i can take pics i really like the grey ink
Jayden Foster
No
Probably able to color lock the ink for when the splatfest is over, though.
Austin Hill
Gotta masturbate before playing now
Cameron Rivera
I wanna do some artwork. Splatfests tend to last 24 hrs right?
Jeremiah Green
Wizard with my bf.
Levi Flores
ye
Can track the time remaining here
splatoon2.ink
Juan Sanders
color lock is the colorblind option, it always makes your ink blue and orange
Brayden Clark
Oh, pretty sure it just locked your current color in 1.
Also holy shit, I have had a SINGLE match against Knights in the past 30 minutes. It was a 10x battle that we won thankfully, but wew lad.
Camden Davis
This is making want to pick knights
Carter Bell
>Post this
>Immediately get a match against knights and lose terribly
Michael Powell
I've been getting my shit rekt by Knight virgins.
Lucas Foster
Me too. If I don't feel too strongly about a topic, I just want to pick the less popular side so I can get in actual team vs team matches.
Daniel Collins
Are we teaming my fellow Wizards?
Jacob Rogers
Anyone wanna make a Yea Forums squad?
Jaxon Wood
>beta orbiting white knights vs incel wizards
Wizard I guess
Jace Ward
Sure I'm down, I just joined Team Knights
5424-8162-9231
Liam Bailey
Only KnightChads may respond to this post
Anthony Hill
Oh shit, give me a sec
Josiah Evans
Team Knight reporting
Josiah Williams
Can't we all get along?
Jayden Roberts
because someone has to win (and it won't be dorks in bath robes)
Charles Baker
sent. Also, want to match gear/weapons?
Lincoln Sanchez
Sent
And i just created a room if anyone wants to join
2009-7009-0425
Lucas Wilson
magnets lmao
Noah Adams
Sure if I have em, but I'm partial to my bloblobber
I don't have the knight gear so I've just been using the Power Mask as a ghetto knight helmet and golden high hi-horse shoes
Bentley Phillips
Robert Reyes
We need one more for team knight
Christian Watson
wizards
Adam Watson
Actually don't think I have those, but we can make it work
Grayson Long
Robert Martinez
fuck them witch niggas
Charles Flores
FUCK WIZARDS
Sebastian Kelly
>Make it to Wizard King with one single match against kinghts
> all other matches are from endless pushover wizards
>end the night with 2000 something clout
am mad. please advise.
Brandon Sanders
Wizards wear dresses and live like neets
Knights fuck fair maidens and ride dragons
Elijah Brown
that 8
Ethan Diaz
What about Knights with Witches?
Easton Long
>She enchants his gear
>He brings her rare material from magic resistant beasts
Cute, but this is forbidden
Connor Allen
fuck
Eli Wright
I played hundreds of hours of Splatoon 1 but for some reason I just can't get that much into Splatoon 2.
I don't know what is it about the game, maybe I got too burned up with the 1st game.
Noah James
>He brings her the raw strenght of a man to be her support
>She brings him the mesmerizing touch of a woman to be his comfort
Benjamin Gonzalez
FUCK MAGIC
Lincoln Howard
Wew close one
John Kelly
>we won that
lel
Jason Stewart
Same. And now that I have to pay for online, I'm less willing to play. I'll probably use the 7-day trial for the very last Splatfest, but I can't imagine picking this up very often afterwards.
Joshua Howard
Is emunand on switch good yet?
I miss playing splatoon
Noah Ross
Magic rules over muscles.
Justin Walker
Magic muscles
Ryan Parker
Loli muscles.
Jaxon Cox
Slaughtered those magician scum
Colton Ortiz
MORE ALVA AND ZULLIE BECAUSE FUCK YOU.
John Hill
SO BE IT!
Gavin Murphy
My man
Josiah Gomez
Knight squad's kicking ass.
Jack Lopez
>going from being in danger to winning with them in danger
fuck yes. Those are the best wins
Zachary Barnes
Damn is this a tough one
Juan Sullivan
Isaiah Barnes
Knight squad 3/4 if anyone else wants in
Kayden Bennett
Jace Nelson
Joseph Smith
Gabriel Sullivan
Just got wrecked by a squad of Nzapper 85 that kept using ink armor.
Connor Morris
>lost the streak
damn
Dylan Rodriguez
>lost the streak
>finally won a match
Jayden Richardson
still need one?
Ayden Miller
Sure 1024-3965-0519
Aiden Parker
Good games Knight Squad, C out for the night
Leo Martinez
That'll be my last game for now. Super good games fellas. We only lost like 3 or 4 i think out of several
There's room for 2 now
Luke Howard
Alright. Really good fucking games
Brayden Morgan
Also, gear/weapon preference?
Lucas King
it don't matter to me
Lucas Jones
In retrospect, I should have made Pearl the taunter.
Luis Rodriguez
dorks
Thomas Green
>want to pick wizards because gandalf
>want the white ink because I've never had it before
WHAT DO I DO
Ryder Myers
Be knight and skeet all over those delicious inking and octoling girls
Cameron Myers
If you wear the amiibo gear to get the set, do you use your splatfest t-shirt's ability, or the gear's ability?
Luke Thompson
God damn you're good with that Dynamo
Cooper Long
Same. Splatoon 1 is a better game to me and I like the gamepad. Trying to get into Splatoon 2 and at Level 23 it’s slowly getting better
Julian Brown
I prefer Monk
Brayden Evans
thanks friend
Cameron Hughes
I'm going all in on wizards, but I concede now that you knights will probably win due to sheer numbers that wizards will get. Almost everyone I know picked wizard and we all know the popular side almost always loses. Nevertheless, I have to side with my heart, my choctopus, and most importantly my little witch baby girl. If that means I have to suffer through endless amounts of shitty teammates and taking hours to reach Wizard King, so be it. See you guys on the battlefield.
Jack Bailey
Ink Seller, I tell you; I'm going into battle, and I need only your strongest Ink
Noah Bell
How the fuck is Splatoon 1 a better game?
Lucas Hall
What???
Cameron Perez
It's not but I definitely miss a lot of things about it. All those good maps that got left behind, no bloblobber, the plaza is way cooler than the square, it felt like I played better with gampad gyro than on Switch.
William Diaz
>muh gamepad
>muh map
>muh touch screen
Xavier Williams
12 matches in a row against my fellow wizards, wtf is going on?
Justin Scott
Based and cunnypilled
Jace Perry
Popularity curse. There's so many fucking people one side, they get matched up with each other. I doubt too many knights are fighting other knights.
Asher Rogers
How do I git gud? I've been playing for a couple of months but I still can't get the hang of it. I've tried to play with the motion controls but it makes it worse for me.
Samuel Ross
Didn't have a single mirror match on Team Knight when I played
I have a feeling we're gonna win 2 to 1
John Rogers
>Team Wizard
based. Stay bad
Levi Howard
use motion controls again and get used to them unless they physically make you sick
Mason Morales
You gotta use the motion controls, it's very intuitive once you get the hang of it. Practice in the single player campaign until you learn.
I've found that separated joycon with max sensitivity is the best way to play, you only have to move the right joycon to aim, much better than having to tilt an entire controller.
James Walker
Of course, it happens 90% of the time. I still have zero regrets about my decision.
Matthew Fisher
Didn't know you could do that. I'll give it a try.
Thomas Hughes
I got $20'd
Hudson Green
I like the special weapons and the maps better on 1. Plaza is better. I do like on 2 how you can hurry Sheldon up and scrub slots.
Dylan Jenkins
Thanks Nintendo
Luis Green
>comm error at results screen
cool game
ggs protecc, come by /ink/ if you wanna play again sometime.
William Turner
How's your splatfest going, Yea Forums?
Joseph Martinez
Not gonna lie, it ain't great.
Justin Lee
>choose team a week ago
>can't remember which one I chose
Nathan King
This is my first splatfest since the first game, give me some tips
Gabriel Long
Team wizard because I'm still a virgin
Connor Reyes
gg, that was very fun.
Caleb Jackson
More popular team usually wins, the shifty station is typically a really fun stage we'll probably never see again once the splatfests stop.
Luis Brown
>the shifty station is typically a really fun stage
Don't lie to him
Isaiah Harris
What lie? Shifty station is usually the best map of the day, and they tend to implement cool mechanics the other maps lack. Ink geysers, containment domes, cannons, etc. It's cool as shit and I want them to be put into regular rotation.
Jaxson Hall
>Shifty station is usually the best map of the day
so many of the past stations have been outright garbage and nothing has topped the cannons.
Sebastian Hernandez
>More popular team usually wins
Popular was losing until the new system.
Ryder Allen
>up against an entire team of miniguns with tentamissles
>get our shit pushed as we are constantly underfire from a barage of missiles
IT DRIVES ME TO DRINK
Joseph Martinez
dead game
knights
Austin Richardson
I don't even know what maps you consider good if you hate most of the stations. I loved a lot of them. The one with the ink rails you could ride around the entire fucking map was great, the mostly straight one with ink geysers all over made from really intense standoffs, the domes you had to claim before they closed shut forced confrontations and it was hilarious. I'm struggling to even think of one I didn't like. I guess the one with invisible platforms was a bit tame.
It still happens more often than not. Villains beat heroes, friends beat family, Treat beat Trick, and so on. The most important contest were full 3-0 victories, thankfully.
Blake Kelly
>use mid-long range weapon
>end up flanking people and shooting them in the face
>use a short range weapon
>end up getting mowed down by anyone and everyone with a bit of range on me
Wyatt Fisher
Demon King
Brayden Walker
windmill was shit
invisible platforms was shit
not-saltspray was shit
tentacles was shit
bounce pads was shit
splatzones was shit
Alexander Miller
I think you're just mad, bro.
Kevin Lee
a man redeemed
Christian Powell
not really
haven't lost a splatfest
Joshua Reed
How was the one with invisible platforms not shit? And the tentacle one was just a worse version of the one with the domes.
Zachary Brooks
Don't know how that's even related, but either way I find that hard to believe.
Okay yeah, the invisible one wasn't great. I don't remember the tentacle one at all, though, I must've missed that particular fest.
Jason James
>other team in danger whole round
>all of a sudden push and win
Whhhhhhyyyyy
Andrew Walker
>three teammates decide to all go to the same location to get splatted at the same time right at the end
Jason James
It was for Squids vs Octos.
Juan Howard
Shit, no wonder I don't remember. I had to miss most of that splatfest because I had to go out of state for work. Must've played one or two times on it, max.
Isaiah Ward
Wizard because I hate the knight gear
Easton Howard
Doesn't Splatfest usually start aroudn 4-5 PM? Have they changed it or haven't I been paying attention?
Grayson Bell
I don't even know why I play this game anymore. I always get my ass handed to me, get angry, give up, then just play Mario kart.
Christopher Martinez
Use ballpoint jet version
you get both
Mason Williams
Where the fuck are the Rangers/Archers?
Aaron Hill
Holy shit. I just realized Splatoon makes me madder than when I play Mario Kart.
Christopher Rivera
>I get mad then play a game more likely to get me mad
Madman
David James
>missed the race war
Sucks. The shitposting made up for the crap station
Liam Edwards
Nathan Morris
You can dress as a wizard while on team knight
Camden Ward
Yeah but that's gay
Chase Ward
YOU'RE gay
Cooper Peterson
I really wanted to participate in that one, too. I would have lost but it would've been worth it to defend my little octo girl. I'm sure lots of other people have moved on by now but I'll never abandon her.
Joshua Hill
Dominic Gutierrez
Did you celebrate?
Jaxon Smith
>beating a fully matching 4-man team with a group of randoms
Is there a better feeling?
Hudson Peterson
Austin Gutierrez
WHERE'S ALL THE WIZARD MARINA ART?
Cameron Cooper
Does anyone else think the Knight ink looks a little... suggestive?
Blake Anderson
always vote with your pp
Ayden Bennett
no
Jordan Parker
Same as the fairy Marina art, nonexistent.
Sebastian Mitchell
>only getting grouped with Japanese players
>they're fucking shit
Asher Bennett
That's a weird looking political compass.
Andrew Mitchell
>I just want to play Mario Kart 8 and talk about video games
Easton Jenkins
I know it's a meme, but STOP USING THE FUCKING SPLOOSH KNIGHTS
Landon Reed
>I raged once and broke my controls
LMAO
just IMAGINE
Adrian Green
Only nerds wear pointy hats, bretheren
Blake Rodriguez
Go Knights!
Carson Gutierrez
Asher Hall
Agent 7 for the protagonist of Splatoon 3?
Benjamin Harris
I wish my team could hold on to a lead
Jayden Mitchell
NO SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK AM I ONLY PLAYING WITH SHIT NIPS THAT CAN'T FUCKING AIM
Brody James
Nathaniel Walker
Charles Phillips
>salmon run during splatfest
Feels good, man.
Nips are notoriously bad at shooters, but it doesn't stop them having a boner for Spratoon.
Thomas Williams
LEAD THEM TO THE BASKET, YOU DUMB FUCKS
Parker Davis
30 YEARS
UNLIMITED POWERS
MY UNWASHED UNTOUCHED HEAD CHEESE IS FILLED WITH MANA
WIZARDS ARE THE TRUE AUTISTS
EDGELORD RETARDS NEED NOT APPLY
LACK OF COOTIE CROSS CONTAMINATION MAKE MY VIRGIN POWERS STRONG
WIZARDS UNITE
Jace Butler
I don't play but the answer for me is Knights because I love plate armor
Logan Smith
Brayden Cooper
Did you say kill the Scrapper on the other side of the map and spam "this way" by two eggs the whole round?
Daniel Murphy
what does it say I can't read nippon runes
Jose Murphy
you were saying
Chase Morgan
No idea. She's probably just a little embarrassed that she finds her cute.
Austin Morris
You can't false flag me, user. I know for a fact it's a squid player every time.
Kayden Richardson
That's not a squid
Chase Robinson
Who wouldn't find Agent 8 cute though
Kayden James
I want to tussle her hair
Aiden Myers
*leads the sting ray towards the group*
James Morris
>knights
Logan Watson
I love Agent 8.
Gabriel Gonzalez
Is it wrong that my dick gets rock hard thinking about two squid girls getting all inky with each other
Carter Edwards
Good point.
Jose Rivera
CHAD KNIGHTS vs VIRGIN WIZARDS
Logan Price
BUT WHAT IF THE SALMON TAKE THOSE TWO EGGS? I'LL JUST STAY HERE AND GUARD THEM UNTIL YOU GUYS GET OVER HERE AND TAKE THEM.
Julian Torres
>THIS WAY THIS WAY THIS WAY THIS WAY
>shitload of eggs by the fucking basket
Easton Cox
I hate you almost as much as I hate smallfry.
Ethan Gray
Angel Ortiz
The truest of loves.
Brandon Price
>boy
No.
David Allen
Landon Harris
Boy yes
Luke Clark
Absolutely disgusting. Boy squids/octos are non canon.
Matthew Reyes
God the wizard team is garbage tonight. Nobody has any sense of teamwork.
Jack Phillips
Leo Ross
Carter King
Perfection
Tyler Cruz
please help, am retard. I've seen people wearing wizard hats and shit, how do I get that?
Hudson Allen
Step one: don't be retard.
Michael Long
I don’t get this.
how much coordination is require to paint
Jayden White
What's the map gimmick?
Levi White
octo girl amiibo or NFC tags like these
Grayson Peterson
You people are mentally ill.
John Green
Gavin Ross
Literally nothing wrong with a cute straight relationship
Luis Howard
There's nothing normal about a man and a woman together.
Ryder Bailey
there is something entirely natural about a squid and an octo together
Ryan Reed
No there isn't.
Alexander King
Joshua Flores
>getting stomped in mirror matches
>rolling over all knights
It's encouraging, at least, but we're still probably gonna lose. I won't stop fighting until it's over, though.
Jose Gonzalez
We have magic on our side, kn*ghts have zero chance of victory
Samuel Morris
I can only hope you are right, my friend.
Ayden Hall
*woooooooosh!*
Your skills have now improved!
youtube.com
Ethan Morales
Octo witch is the most darling thing. I switched back to default hair just for this splatfest.
Hunter Martinez
Fuck off hetshitter.
Blake Morgan
begone gay agenda
Jaxon Hughes
Nathan Scott
More hairstyles for octos when?
Anthony Ward
Hopefully in a future update.
Liam Sanchez
>Agent 3 is 16 and has been fighting Octos for two whole years
>Agent 4 giving refuge to a homeless Octoling
So is it confirmed that squids don't have families or even a school system? They just spend all day shooting each other while all the other aquatic species run society?
Ryder Ward
The only thing confirmed right now is the fact we need adult squids or at least some other hint of non-splatting squid activity in 3.
Ryder Moore
Full BotW-sized splatoon spinoff with the option to date cute octos NOW
Brayden Morris
>want to use brushes for full witch package
>I can't brush for shit
Damn my inability to ambush fuckers.
Ryder Perez
>that hairstyle in the bottom left
Nintendo plz
Jonathan Ward
>will miss the splatfest
at least there's cute squid and octo girls dressed as knights and witches
Brody Phillips
youtube.com
youtube.com
Which one, Yea Forums?
Carter Wood
>that expression that just screams "you pervert!"
Parker Bailey
So how long until Nintendo adds a Splatoon section to that Universal park they are building?
Samuel Perez
I wouldn't be surprised if it's Japan exclusive, those assholes keep all the good squid merch to themselves.
Christopher Hughes
Josiah Perry
Hmm... there's something a bit off about this image.....
Daniel Reed
Alexander Watson
Hmmmmm............. this one is even weirder but I can't quite place it.....
Nolan Torres
based
Dylan Harris
I used to like Marina. But after Octo expansion I like Pearl.
Christian Brown
Weemy
Evan Foster
9 tentacles?
Owen Allen
Do squids understand the concept of love?
Brody Young
Yes. Female squids love each other.
Nolan Ramirez
They are canonically thirsty.
Jeremiah Jackson
Octos are not for lewd.
Brandon Collins
I love Callie!
Jace Butler
Of course
Levi Johnson
Ryan Baker
Landon Morgan
Charles Walker
Brody Allen
>can't decide which team
Both of them seem so cool
Angel Stewart
#TeamWizard
Camden Watson
Usually when I am indecisive, I just flip a coin.
Ayden Clark
Alchemist
Angel Martin
Go for Team Knight unless you really like mirror matches
Angel Allen
Are there a lot more wizards?
Levi Ramirez
From what I've heard Wizards are getting a fuckton of mirror matches. I played on Knight last night and had no mirror matches at all.
Josiah Jenkins
I don't play splatoon 2 anymore however knights are a thing I like a lot... Too bad it's on the gremlin side.
Cooper Roberts
Squidjump and better music.
Chase Cox
I've played all morning and have gotten one mirror match as Knight in EU.
However, it seems Knight is mostly sub rank 10 shitters and Wizard is rank 40 and up.
Asher Perez
That's not rank 10. That's rank 110. They all have stars.
Isaiah Walker
>tfw rank 19 because I only play during splatfests
Lucas Walker
Fite me
Levi Mitchell
Understand, understand -
Dylan Morgan
good woomy
good woomy
Nolan Bell
GOOD post
Evan Morris
splatoon relationship chart
>play splatoon quite a lot but still below level 60
>others are 100+
guess i don't play as much as i assumed
Ryder Richardson
>win every match from fan to defender
>after that losing streak starts
Why
Cameron Watson
>Judd is a superior lifeform that wants to eat Inklings, Octolings and Crusty Sean
>Li'l Judd is a replica
W-what
How many Inklings/Octolings has he eaten?
Adam Price
God, choosing Wizard because I actually like wizards was a huge mistake. This has been by far the worst Splatfest I've ever played.
Ayden Taylor
Every splatfest is the worst you've ever played. The next one will be worse because you will be currently playing it while this one will be in the past.
Caleb Mitchell
japanese version. has some differences apparently
we will never know.
someone get little judd some mental help though. poor little guy
Ayden Gonzalez
essentially
majority of both teams will be children who are bad at the game so either one you pick will be a miserable experience unless you team up with friends
Alexander Sanchez
Or team up with Yea Forums or /ink/
Knight Squad was killing it last night
Kevin Carter
>Or team up with Yea Forums or /ink/
is what I meant
maybe I should have put quotes around "friends"
Justin Diaz
KNIGHTBROS GET HERE
Isaac Wilson
You don't understand. Even when I picked Egg in the which came first Splatfest, I was able to turn a losing streak into a King rank. Even if I played from now to the end I doubt I'll be able to get King rank because I'm losing so badly so often. It has quite literally never been this bad.
Ryan Scott
Have you tried not being a shitter
Daniel Smith
which is why you should team up with people who are more competent than the average random
there is also thisbut solo carrying is pretty tough since you have to kill everything all the time and screwing up once near the end means you lose
Nathan Barnes
ARE KNIGHTS GOING TO LOSE THE ANSWER IS YES PROBABLY
Oliver Scott
Trust me, with my current losing streak, you don't want me here.
Jeremiah Peterson
>Your team: 1800
>Their team: 2100
>For the last five matches
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
Jeremiah Allen
I assume you're wizard
Elijah Adams
wow rude
Owen Nguyen
just going by what I've been reading
if wizard is doing as bad as people say, then there's going to be a lot of low power level players to match up with
Josiah Anderson
If you don't pick wizard you don't belong on 4channel
Grayson Cox
Wizard is great for the meme status but consider the fact that every other shitter is picking it because they're low IQ Harry Potter fans
Eli Cooper
>two level 12's on my team
>no matter how many kills I get, the moment the enemy respawns my teammates die instantly
hogwarts is dead
Jason Anderson
*Ahem*
FUCK SHIFTY STATION AND FUCK WITCHES
Gavin Myers
This Shifty isn't so bad, I like that there's a big central area to fight over and two routes to the enemy side. It's no cannons, thunderdome or hooks, but it'll do.
Cameron Nguyen
Can any weebs ITT translate and find the differences?
Brody Wood
I chose wizard but then realized that knights got white ink so I fucked up.
Luis Hill
Asher Sullivan
wizards literally need to drink semen to keep themselves from losing their magical prowess
Thomas Cruz
I'm at champion and I've yet to see this white ink
Isaac Edwards
oh it's sort of a metal gray, not really white
Nathan Kelly
Waht the heck does "smeus furny" mean?
Lincoln Garcia
smells funny you illiterate pleb
Connor Cook
You'll know when you're older
Jason Davis
>forgot to buy a piece of clothing from the store I liked at level 9
>get to level 10 and it is no longer among the selection
fuck this game
Carson Sanchez
you can order it from me if you want
Liam White
This isn't wizardchan
Eli Mitchell
Benjamin Turner
>tfw win a 10x battle for Team Wizard and see your name on the news flash
Dylan Ramirez
>Paying for online
I srsly hope you ink kids don't do this.
Caleb Evans
Is Callie... basic?!
Kayden Powell
how would I play smash online if I didn't pay?
Nicholas Roberts
K***ht
Camden Morgan
>full witch set
>inkbrush
>always lead and create a path at the beginning while cheering "this way"
>always results in an early big push that secures victory by taking the center
God I love this splatfest
judge by yourself
Ian Young
20 dollars a year is nothing to play Splatoon 2 online
Plus Tetris 99 is legit
Jose Barnes
Basedsic
Gabriel Rivera
>Its a Cum VS Blood Splatfest
Xavier Rivera
Knights will win, Magician scum will DIE
Robert Young
Wow you can't even think up an original post to bump a thread? Kill yourself squiddo
Wyatt Smith
Hopes ?
Expectations ?
Christopher Roberts
>Hopes
It will come in a full 5.0 patch alongside more octo hairstyles
>Expectations
Japan exclusive
Wyatt Rivera
>Hopes
wall/point sensor rush sploosh
>Expectations
wall/point sensor rush sploosh
Nathaniel Harris
Lincoln Torres
Hunter Anderson
>being this poor
LMAO @ ur life
Oliver Perez
Jordan Wood
Josiah Butler
I'm here to slay
Adrian Bennett
Jacob Cooper
Purl!
Isaac Lopez
Jackson Howard
and i love you Calliefriend!
Robert Thompson
Running out of things to say about Agent 8 at the start of a thread on /ink/
Hudson Allen
Nathaniel Young
>wake up
>thread is still here
I would like to take this opportunity to once again tell the world how much I love my octo daughter, and I will make her queen.
Wyatt Roberts
hey user, whats it like on /ink/ lately? last i was on there it was nothing but RP shit
Mason Allen
eight admiring but marina and agent 3
kinda cute really
Zachary Thompson
Y'know the usual. Some talk about the gameplay, some shitposts here and there, plus some fanart, usually when the thread is near the bottom, and also some people making their own head canons about the lore whether serious or not.
Aiden King
so it's not all RP shit anymore? i might need to check it out again
Julian Gutierrez
HUMANITY
R E S T O R E D
Ethan Cox
Grayson James
Getting up there as wizard is easier than I had anticipated. I've only lost to knights once or twice.
Anthony Murphy
Ian King
It's noticeable but it isn't like the super majority
Jacob Perry
gotcha, it annoyed me when it was like 90% RP and OCtism
Asher Cruz
Team Wizard are actually the worst fucking Team I’ve ever seen and that’s fucking saying a lot! Fuck you faggots!
Tyler Sanders
user, you can't just post heart attacks like that while I'm trying to rank up.
Asher Butler
UNJUST?
Angel Miller
Cute cephs should help you play though
Brandon Johnson
>Honor and duty while risking your life on the frontlines in the coolest outfit possible when you COULD just as well just have a comfortable noble life somewhere safe
or
>A bookworm who usually only gains substantial knowledge and power after they turn 60 because they are on the spectrum and obsessed by the arcane, usually not for the greater good
HMM
Noah Reyes
I can't play if I'm fucking dead.
Wyatt Kelly
I just picked Wizard cause it has the better outfit
Landon Mitchell
Will Agent 4 ever find love?
Dylan Martinez
KNIGHTS WW@?
WE GONNA MAKE THE NERDS GO NIGHT NIGHT
Dylan Richardson
I don't think it's guaranteed by any means
Blake Lewis
perhaps in splatoon 3 they can find love with the new agent
Carter Garcia
Okay, I'm a bit confused. Shouldn't these two be switched around?
Levi Perry
They're on different sides and Marie's the bigger nerd, after all.
Caleb Murphy
Squid Expansion for Splatoon 2 with Agent 4 pls
Eli Rivera
There's even more than one person that drew it. I guess people just like the contrast?
Liam Smith
Poor Agent 4. She deserves the love of another femInkling.
Bentley Wilson
They probably just went with their hair colours.
Brody Reed
i'd get it just to see agent 4 happy
Grayson Miller
>Hardcore cynic picking the most grounded class
>Happy muffin picking the most fantastical class
Makes sense.
Nathaniel Bailey
if you asked me when I was a kid to be either a wizard or knight, I'd instantly choose wizard. magic is more whimsical
Andrew Clark
I guess that makes sense. I just really wanted to see eager knight recruit Callie and devoted magic user Marie. It feels right to me.
Julian Garcia
Marie & Pearl vs Callie & Marina.
Mason Wood
dammit user, why couldn't you have callie and pearl as a team, i'd choose it in a heartbeat
Leo James
hybridchads report in
Jaxson Ward
I couldn't pick.
You dumbass, they aren't even close to best girls. I'm messing, if she's your favorite she's best.
Adam Hughes
Austin Russell
GODDAMMIT I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH, WHY ISN'T ANYONE DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THESE ASSHOLES I HAVE TO CHARGE UP MY DAMN SHOTS
William Barnes
that was surprisingly nice user
Dominic Gutierrez
That last splatfest taught me even if I did win unanimously, they're still all lovely girls who deserve love. Above all things, you gotta do it for her.
Robert Gutierrez
How about Callie & Marie & Pearl vs Marina?
Asher Lewis
>if the enemy team has a splatling or octobrush it's a guaranteed loss because my teammates will always walk into them
Splatfest shitters are not good for my blood pressure. This is why we need ranked modes.
Daniel Rivera
Angel Kelly
Mason Diaz
The answer was obvious.
youtube.com
William Edwards
after post splatoon 2 launch i'm always worried about the shit callie fans will get
as much as i love OTH they dont beat out SS for me
Ryder Powell
I haven't seen a lot shit flinging recently, it has died down
Grayson Morales
Yes, Agent 8 is living with her now.
Jonathan Evans
>too many Wizard Mirror Fights
>too many getting spawncamped by Knight
2000 Shitter with 400/999 signing out.
Enough for tonight
Cooper Hall
it definitely has which im very thankful for, there's always this lingering worry though
Asher Campbell
But Agent 3 and Agent 8 are a couple. Is 8 cheating on 3 with 4?
Brayden Campbell
Don't worry, just forget and move on.
Isaiah Nelson
i'll keep trying friend
Adrian Ross
Averting eyes + red faced Callie is best Callie.
Angel Miller
while i'd say any callie is best callie i'd have to agree for that pic
Gabriel Parker
got the best callie right here
Julian Nelson
Asher Campbell
Christian Hall
why is her eyemask almost nonexistent user?
Lucas Gomez
It's just covered in my cum.
Camden Allen
Jackson Nelson
I wish I had a lot money so I could commission a lot of Callie art
Elijah Jackson
callie is pure and not for lewding, just cuddling and cheek pinching
>real hair
i don't know how to feel
Cameron Torres
Spin off when?
Joseph Perry
Sebastian Baker
>Ok, fine.I'll hear you out
maybe she really wasn't
Asher Davis
Cameron Watson
You know it would not surprise me if Nintendo made a Splatoon spinoff this console gen.
Owen Price
>ywn show your new octo friend the best music inkopolis has to offer
Kevin Baker
you're the best kind of calliefriend
she's gullible enough to fall for BS like octavio saying he's changed
Leo Richardson
Kayden White
>tfw you want the oct but can't have the oct because your fren already dating the oct
Michael Morris
Xavier Mitchell
Why is Marina so fucking sexual. Holy fuck.
Jack Powell
Cooper Evans
me on the left
Jose Anderson
>Knights vs Wizards
>not teaming up and having the Wizards cover the Knights whilst they lead the first charge
>or the Knights protecting the wizards whilst they charge powerful magic
Hunter Allen
Caleb Powell
I'm here for brown squid.
Kayden Ramirez
but what if oct do dis
Liam Taylor
James Wright
Then you'd have to give into the moment and ask forgiveness later.
Julian Russell
>chose wizard because I like zapping niggas
>every below level 20 moron also picked wizard
>when it's not a mirror match where I score the highest it's a versus knight team where everybody gets blown the fuck out but I'm still scoring the highest on turf and KOs.
>had one instance where I had triple the KOs of my teammates combined.
This is the first Splatfest I had to quit in disgust for awhile due to being stuck with idiots non-stop. Even when being on other losing sides I've never been blown out this hard before.
Cooper Harris
I've honestly decided to sit this splatfest out because I can't fucking choose. Both choices are equally good in eyes.
Leo Bennett
Why does it feel like roller players are either braindead monkeys or merciless killing machines that use it like a sniper rifle?
Luke Butler
a rational decision
Alexander Campbell
Team Wizard is full of sad, loser nerds who fell for the brains over brawn meme and think that they are intellectually superior despite being next to subhuman. You deserve it.
jk user I hope your next splatfest goes better
Carter Davis
you're playing with the same players who go to pic related in freelance
David Watson
>mfw a double-digit IQ knightpleb existed near me
Wyatt Garcia
I just scanned my octoling amiibos to get my knight gear for the crusade.
Why do they speak like Rolf from Ed Edd n Eddy?
Are all octolings supposed to speak like that in universe?
Christian Hill
Marina barely knew how to speak Inkling either when she first met Pearl. Cut poor Agent 8 some slack.
Parker Hill
go read a book nerd while i spear some octopussy with my 12 inch spear
Ryder Watson
sometimes i wish i could be a girl so i could have spent my childhood cuddling with fellow lesbians on weekends and not be judged for it
Juan Rivera
Yeah. They lived underground until recently and many were literally brainwashed.
Benjamin Nguyen
Grayson Scott
3's gotta be careful or she'll lose her girlfriend to 4.
Eli Wright
How will Knights ever recovery?
Adam Cook
Why isn't the Agent 8 oufit unlockable?
Carson Johnson
I'm not gonna lie, Splatoon is one of things I gravitate towards whenever I want to feel calm, away from stupid bullshit in real life and on the internet
Benjamin Wilson
Does online play still need a sub or did Nintendo finally back down? I don't want to dust off my switch if the sub jewing is still in effect
Nathaniel Mitchell
too lewd
Gavin Rivera
You're going back to the sewers Oct*ling
Kevin Roberts
You never know, but Agent 3 clearly needs someone to care for her stinky butt
Carson Thompson
Paid. Think you get a week free, though.
Nolan Cooper
Xavier Nelson
for me its more talking about splatoon that calms me down, actually playing it makes me mad
Luke Wright
The atmosphere, a lot of stuff feels cheap and stupid in 2
Aiden Davis
>three of them couldn't even be bothered to dress for the occasion
Kayden Wright
The Black Knight always wins! I'm invincible!
Nathaniel Cooper
You're a looney.
Cameron Rodriguez
none because i don't own splatoon 2 or a switch
Colton Perry
if you thought about it for 2 seconds you could figure out that the image is not canon since it contradicts the game.
Michael Miller
Maybe they could all care for one another at the same time. They can call themselves Agent 15.
Gabriel Evans
It's not too late, splatfests will continue until the summer I think
Aiden Powell
Based.
Lincoln Bailey
>not playing splatoon 2 and mario odyssey the two greatest games this gen
>missing out on free online play and playing splatoon 2 all day and night because you're a NEET
Sad.
Leo Young
Cooper Allen
what're you gonna do, bleed on me to death?
Owen Williams
Not everyone is as autistic about a videogame as you, user.
Chase Rivera
I'm back. The game started going easy on me after about 20 losses and put me against the shitters instead of just with them. I got King after a couple short win streaks and promptly quit.
Jeremiah Ward
Cleanse these godless maggots
Logan Rodriguez
>sir knight
It's written in the imageboards. gg wizards
Easton Taylor
judd is from an experiment with a cloning machine. someone plugged it off and on again and now there's a second judd before the first one expired
Hunter Phillips
would you play it anons?
Kevin Morales
N64 splatoon? Would it have Goldeneye controls?
Grayson Mitchell
something like that, and you get a room you can customize which i seriously want in splatoon 3
Jose Robinson
Medieval fantasy Splatoon when?
Joshua Ross
I don't think it would work too well, Splatoon is very unique in that it was designed specifically for the Wii U
Benjamin Green
What do you guys think about the Mecha Gear?
Cooper Turner
Agent 8 is the cutest foreign adopted daughteer.
Kevin Peterson
It works just fine on the Switch.
Juan Young
HB makes the best MGs
Adam Jones
japan has shit taste
Zachary Garcia
Gimme my personal customizable room/hub, you fucking hacks. You tease me in 1 and don't even follow through in 2.
Nolan Clark
splatoon has many spin-off possibilities
Nicholas Myers
Nothing better than winding down after a hard day's work with a few comfy games of Turf War or Salmon Run.
And then immediately get salty when God has put all the paste-eating retards in your squad. AGAIN.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Splatoon has many possibilities. I wish Nintendo would keep striking whilst the iron is hot.
Sebastian Adams
What are those retards doing that peeves you so?
Colton Butler
Something like "I was so cool, I was the coolest part of the trailer"
Jordan Baker
Not carrying me hard enough, obviously.
Zachary Adams
I'm throwing in pro for knights rn. ama
David Rodriguez
half the people playing are throwing without even realizing it
so what
Caleb Williams
Fun translation facts: in the Japanese version, Octolings speak perfectly normal Japanese, but it's written in Katakana instead of Hiragana like the rest of the game. This was confermed by Nogami to be a stand in for Octarian, and Hiragana likewise represents Inkling. That would imply Inkling and Octarian are mutually understandable, at least for the spoken language. This obviously doesn't translate at all into English so NoA had to pick between the goofy accent or just having them speak normal English.
Leo Johnson
Reminder, hug the slug.
Dominic Brown
customizable rooms would be so damn comfy
Luke Ross
Japanese is weird. Why do they have like 5 different alphabets?
Christopher Bailey
>when you're a jaded X rank veteran and stomp squad after squad in regular Splatfest mode and that one low-level newbie squib that was in your team all the time sends you a friend request and you accept and then later you end up in the same team again and he excitedly booyahs and squidbags at you at every opportunity
warms even my heart a little
Carson Stewart
>finally beat Splatoon
>buy Splat2n at a great price
>someone gifts me free Nintendo family membership
>still haven't played a single minute of Splat2n
I am a disappointment
Levi Fisher
Well gets started then! And just play salmon run and clamz. They are the only fun modes.
Xavier Perez
>clamz
I hate clamz so fucking much, it would be fun if it weren't full of retards who think aerospray is a good weapon for it
Jacob Rodriguez
>implying tower isn't the most fun
Always be pushing the payload.
Anthony Brown
my personal ranking is tower > splatzones > rainmaker >>>>>>>>> clamblitz
Carter Morales
I agree with your personal ranking user
Nicholas Bennett
you have great taste then user
Luke Davis
Gonna pirate the amiibo and go Wizard.
Might even change to a Weemo.
Brandon Hall
Clams > Tower > Rainmaker > Turf War > Zones
Samuel Nguyen
fuck i forgot about turf war
Nathan Young
I fucking love squids. Why the fuck aren't they real?
Gabriel Gonzalez
Wizards are gay nerds that need to be bullied
Brayden Williams
What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my little girl becoming queen.
Blake Nguyen
if its a woomy or veemo bullying me then i wouldn't mind changing teams
Jackson Brown
Defeat those normie Knights reeeeeeeee
Colton Clark
Queen of the Sewers
Michael Walker
Knights vs Wizards is the wrong question since Wizards can be Knights and vice versa. The real question is Knights vs Rangers, because that is exclusive in build and equipment.
Leo Parker
Queen of my heart.
Grayson Taylor
Aw shit this still alive?
Wizard bros where we droppin?
Owen Murphy
Wherever I can cut the enemies of wizard kind with my sword
Cooper Thomas
Out of the race, fag.
Aaron Thomas
>what does it say
it's hard to find a good english equivalent but it says in all my life that's the coolest instant upgrade/transformation
i just got here. i can translate other stuff if you need
Jace Sanders
oh shit we hit bump limit, it was good talking with you anons
Easton Torres
Anything to talk about her.
Samuel Rodriguez
cute daughterfu
Evan Allen
>Splatoon thread hits bump limit without waifu/lewd spam
Good thread. Good luck in the splatfest anons
Jace Cooper
SHUT UP
Nolan Phillips
>had a mirror match as knight
Wow, that was weird
James Morales
So long, frend