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Here's your new Samus, Yea Forums
Asher Williams
Robert Baker
Are you genuine or are you just baiting?
I can't even tell anymore
Henry Rivera
Michael Turner
Lterally every single member of the internet's beloved Noble Nine has been completely ruined at some now, fuck this timeline
Evan Harris
She seems pretty cool if she wants to be samus. Why do you people hate her again..?
John Foster
Jacob Foster
H-how was Crono ruined?
Asher Myers
do you consider incels "people"?
Xavier Jones
Square killed the Chrono Trigger direct sequel & he was killed off screen before the events of Chrono Cross
Ryan Thomas
I don't hate her as a person, I dislike her an actress who was the worst part of her own movie
t. soi libcuck
Kayden Diaz
>implying there will ever be a Metroid move
Parker Morris
Agree with being the worst part of her own movie. Also no ass lel
Kevin Nguyen
Based
Michael King
I understand Cloud but how was Sephiroth ruined?
Nathan Gomez
I don't care about her political opinions, if she makes a good Samus I'm ok with it. What I'm not ok with is a fucking metroid movie, who the fuck thinks this is a good idea? Why can't they just fucking watch alien again? Metroid is as its best when its as far as possible from story and dialogue
Leo Price
>implying Nintendo wouldn't kill her 2 years into production for not living up to Metroid standards.
Gavin Rodriguez
>bitch face
>zero charisma
>won't shut up about feminist nonsense for more than six seconds
>no muscle
>negative ass
>not at all a footfag but disgusting feet
Yes this is the perfect Samus. Ugly, unfun, and nonathletic. Surely someone will like this thing that successfully anti-panders to every Samus fan.
Joseph Taylor
>featuring queen latifah as mother brain
James Hill
Levi Miller
shes just plain and boring also
>live action video game movie
please fucking no
Owen Hall
no
she doesn't look like samus or is capable of being a good samus, she's only good at being wisecracker unfunny marvel bait
i don't even care that she's racist and sexist she's just flat out a bad pick and also more roles should go towards the little guys, celebrities are a mistake
Noah Baker
>Samuel L Jackson as Anthony Higgs
Tyler Sanders
>and featuring Kristen Schaal as the baby metroid
Owen Green
and gilbert gottfried as space pirate (all of them)
Joshua Young
Who would be the best actress for Samus Yea Forums? I almost want Emily Blunt but I think someone taller would be best
Jackson Stewart
have sex
Caleb Smith
does rape count?
Isaiah Cooper
>wants-to-be-samus
Yeah, so do I, that doesn't mean it's gonna happen.
Blake Harris
No one's genuine.
Michael Baker
I honestly don't even like the idea of a live action Metroid movie because I know they're going to get some hack who hasn't even heard of the games
Honestly, who could even be trusted with a Metorid movie and keep it in-spirit with the franchise?
Connor Thomas
Ridley Scott
Robert Hernandez
Who would be the ideal Samus?
Blake Thompson
Brody Davis
tall fit woman, only comes out of the suit in a few scenes.
Adam Cook
unironically would do it better than most people that they could pick
Justin Kelly
Nobody because she never leaves the suit. It's a suit actor only. ZSS was a mistake.
Jackson Long
>bird girl becomes space bird girl
alright, i'm sold
Christian Sullivan
Advent Children exists
Jace Bell
>Trusting modern Ridley Scott with any movie
user...
Cameron Brown
im so fucking tired of women. they should be enslaved and only used for breeding purposes if they keep this kind of shit up
Easton Roberts
The spirit of the franchise is about being isolated on an alien world, its impossible to make this into a movie unless its about her on her suit walking around for 2 hours. If they try to make it, they'll have to make a personality from her, and we all know what happened when they did this. There's a reason silent protagonists only works on videogames
Brody Carter
>he doesn't get it
Aiden Thompson
Who let you out of your /r9k/ cage?
Juan Nguyen
Quick! What patriarchal and sexist line would Ridley tell her?
Luke Barnes
who let you out of your reddit cage?
Jeremiah Gray
>SCRAWWWWW
I know the manga exists don't scream at me
Christian Fisher
Cate Blanchett
Christopher Turner
"I enjoyed the taste of your mother..."
Aaron Harris
And no woman will agree to role where her face is never shown. Oh wait, there's Gwendoline Christie I guess.
Josiah Brown
No, I get it. Ridely the space dragon was named after Ridley Scott who was the director of Alien which was a core inspiration for Metroid as a franchise
And on paper having him do a Metroid movie would make perfect sense.
Unfortunately I'm too jaded to find the humor in that nor think the idea in general is that appealing after shit like Prometheus and Alien Covenant
Cameron Perez
for me Brie and Scarlett are the most "how the fuck did you got there?" actresses.
in fact a lot of woman in hollywood lately just make the same plank face the whole movie
Ethan Gonzalez
A metroid movie would constantly have shots of her reactions and monologue inside her helmet, don't pretend it wouldn't.
Samuel Gray
Why can't they just go back to the prime 1 design of Samus, she looked so good and so human in comparison to what we have now.
Jonathan Robinson
We hate women here. Didn't you get the notice?
Jeremiah Morales
Why is it always Nips that gets inspired by American movies to make video games? You rarely hear about Western developers being inspired by Japanese movies for their games.
Joshua Hall
>Danny Devito as Kraid
Bentley White
Natalie Portman
Christian Morales
because western films are inherently more popular.
Owen Foster
I mean she could look the part. Have no idea how good her acting is though. But ideally she wouldn't need to act all that much because Samus would barely talk. Of course getting a dialogue-lite atmospheric Metroid movie would be near impossible.
Joseph Campbell
It's just another "strong females in media" virtue signal.
When Ronday Rousey said she would love to play Samus in a movie i could at least believe it because she doesn't have a history of being an idpol dingbat.
Ryder Myers
Shit will flop anyway, who cares. Videogame movie tie ins always do.
Michael Flores
Come to think about it, what Japanese films that aren't Anime can video game devs borrow from? Do we even have a 7 Samurai game?
Angel Nelson
Nobody is planning a Samus movie, she just posted a Samus cosplay on instagram and some videogame blogger turns it into a "story" because Brie Larson is currently a good name to put into clickbait.
Aiden Martin
battle royale
Xavier Russell
Jaxson Barnes
>implying Nintendo would let such an outspoken radical play gamings literal Rosie the Riveter.
Nintendo does not like controversy and they've gone and said that political statements are not something they want to convey.
James Miller
The Ring(originally a Japanese film)
Joseph Harris
>battle royale
>7 samurai
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is 7 Samurai not 7 swordsmen who have been wronged by the corrupt Shogun banding together to take him down? The fuck does that have to do with battle royale?
Easton Kelly
It's a good thing that actors want to be superheroes or video game characters, or else gamespot would have find something else to write.
Samuel White
>a piece of wood
i can't wait for this charisma vacuum to sink the capeshit franchise when all the actually talent leaves with endgame
Xavier Nguyen
I'm talking about the movie battle royale, holy shit
Landon Green
Watch literally any interview with her, she's insufferable and is only famous because of nepotism
John Collins
Well now don't I look silly?
Hunter Bailey
>scene where samus shoots a missile at Ridley’s crotch
>random cuts of everybody turning away or closing their eyes in a wince
>Ridley: “ooohhh, right in the energy tanks”
Jonathan Cook
>implying Godzilla isn't an extremely influential piece of media
Jeremiah Roberts
From being confused as a bird to playing a half bird character, perfect casting
Brody Diaz
Shit that would kinda nice
Nicholas Cox
Her acting is terrible don't ever watch Kong skull island jfc
Robert Perry
Having a more character focused sci-fi/horror movie could work user. And have it be focused primarily on Samus's thoughts alone on a hostile planet.
Nobody would go for it because the tasteless fucks would complain about there not being enough gunfire and explosions.
You could make a movie based more around the lore and maybe roughly adapt the manga, but that would require someone who knows or gives enough of a shit about it to really put that kind of legwork in.
Hudson Foster
He would just stand menacingly at her and she would fall to the ground from being triggered
Andrew Kelly
She's not a good samus
She has no ass and she's a womanlet. Samus has to be chris hemworth's height AT LEAST (she's actually taller). Watch her stand besides him in the endgame trailer
Easton Powell
Xavier Watson
thats 47 ronin
not the movie though
Jeremiah Rogers
her issue is that while she looks the part, she can't act for shit
Jack Martinez
>the term "battle royale" has effectively been tainted and zoomers can't hear the phrase without thinking about games
Fuck everything
Luis Hill
that puts her on par with brie
David Clark
Actors height is easily masked with camera angles. Most people didn't realize that Silvester Stallone was a manlet for the best part of his career.
What makes her a terrible pick for Samus is that Captain Marvel clearly showed that she's terrible at playing a stoic soldier character.
She was great at playing a terrified and disturbed woman in Room tho.
Thomas Foster
But still you would have to adapt a bunch of stuff to work for a movie, like samus personality itself, so if you're going to change that, why don't just make an original movie? I'd love to see a Metroid inspired movie way more than a Metroid movie
Lincoln Foster
>another brunette/blonde dye job
i swear the women with these kinds of dyes are fucking terrible
Henry Campbell
How many people have drawn this exact picture?
Luke Turner
Yeah, can't wait for all the press events she'll do where she says the movies not for "white dudes".. even though the grand majority of the Metroid fanbase is made up of, well, white dudes. In all seriousness shes just not right for the role. Samus needs someone who's going to show respect to the character and doesn't just want to play her because she's a "stronk woman" character.
Julian Cruz
>stealing another role from black women
Jeremiah Cox
Is that a real rant? what ep?
Easton Nelson
more than i can think of
Easton Martin
>another metroid movie
pls no
Xavier Diaz
You could adapt Samus' personality easy enough, lone bounty hunter with PTSD after her parents were murdered by space pirates led by a dragon.
A decent writer could have a field-day with that prompt alone, keywords being "decent writer" which I'm not convinced
I think it could be done, not in live action, fuck no, but maybe as an anime or western animated DTV movie
Caleb Collins
In the Realm of the Senses
Nathan Williams
One of their many conversations concerning Rey's Mary Sue-ness in Star Wars, can't recolecct whitch one.
Daniel Nguyen
Looks like it's within the first 20 based on Jay's beard.
Zachary Moore
>pancake ass
>samus
Levi Turner
there was another one?
Robert Adams
can confirm, my sister dyed her hair blonde and is a nutcase
Joseph Gonzalez
she's so fucking boring as a "superhero"
the only people praising her movie are sjw faggots.
William Torres
fuck off advent children was good
David Russell
Sigourney Weaver
Jace Torres
>[UNSOLICITED OPINIONS OF ISRAEL]
Levi Gutierrez
Me
Gabriel Gutierrez
Well boys? Who wore it better?
Charles Wood
Ryan Price
Juan Young
Never, she can't act at all and Samus is tall fit.
Daniel Peterson
Joshua Phillips
If she's not over 6 feet tall, get the fuck out. We don't need more of that Other m "5 foot" bullshit.
Christian Robinson
Yeah, it's from an early half in the bag but I don't remember which specific one.
Connor Evans
"90% of the people who die per year on high risk jobs in USA are men. The number is about of 4000 men die doing jobs that most men don't even want to do like paramedic, rescue technician, EOD, tactical unit operator, fireworker, underwater welder, etc. If we take the statistics into account and we want true equality we should make more women enter into these occupations so the number of casualties gets a new average between men and women. Sadly like most data can attest, women do not want to take this kind of jobs. We can conclude that this modern view of equality is completely deviate and used as a political tool for third parties that don't care about the equality of opportunity and the evolution of modern western society."
Nathan Bell
that looks like that one autistic guy from warframe
David Fisher
Would you remodel her shithole?
Adrian Turner
Brie Larson is legitimately a bad actress, why was she even cast in Captain Marvel? She has absolutely no charisma. Compare her to RDJ, or Chris Evans, or Chris Pratt. They're all charismatic and fun. The absolute weirdest thing is that she is exactly like Thor in his first movie (Alien who is on earth, and mostly relies on fish out of water jokes), but for some reason the Thor jokes were much funnier, and in general Thor's shtick just was written better. I feel like Captain Marvel wasn't their A team, and combined with a bad lead, it resulted in one of the worst Marvel movies (I think maybe Ant man is worse? Paul Rudd is fine but Ant Man was pretty fucking boring)
Landon Evans
Tbh is someone were to portray Samus we gotten find someone who always looks pissed off and is /fit/
Luis Richardson
is the movie any good?
Dylan Flores
I would watch it twice
"YOU EVER NOTICE HOW THERE ARE SO MANY TUBES AND NARROW SPACES THAT WE CAN'T FIT IN BUT THE HUNTER CAN TURN INTO A BALL AND SLIP IN AND OUT OF?"
Isaac Turner
i know you are but what am i?
Aiden Gutierrez
It’s pretty meh. You can skip it before infinity war,.
Parker Myers
why is ff7 there twice
Leo Parker
>babby's first cgi movie
Luke Ross
No, it's not very good and actually ruins Infinity War and End Game
>Avengers split because of egos, competing ideologies, disagreements, and infighting
>Avengers are Earth's Mightiest Heroes and are supposed to protect it
>Avengers can no longer effectively protect earth because of their own personal problems
>Thanos is able to win because the Avengers all fight him separately or just with a few others
>The Avengers were ultimately the cause of t he deaths of half the universe
>At the end of Infinity War the main people left are the original Avengers, this is clearly the end of their story where they will have to redeem themselves by putting aside their differences and focusing on what is important
>Will ultimately depend on them sacrificing themselves
>Literally Screenwriting 101
NOPE, NOW THE MAGICAL SPACE LADY FROM SPACE WILL SHOOT SPACE LASERS UNTIL THANOS GO BOOM!!!!
It's like the entire story arc they built over a decade is meaningless because it will not be THE AVENGERS saving the day, it will be Captain Marvel (supported by The Avengers) saving the day.
Sebastian Smith
Haven't really kept up with the drama surrounding her and the movie at all. But I think she has the face for it at least.
Aaron Edwards
She is pretty fucking terrible, Watch any interview with her and you will want to beat her to death with a baseball bat after a minute. She's the type of feminist that makes the movement a joke.
The worst part of Captain Marvel was that she was basically playing herself, which is what she would do as Samus, more than likely.
Jack White
this is gay
Ryder Carter
Putting Snake, Chrono, Samus, and Sephiroth on that list is laughable.
Eli Garcia
Just have Samus as a suit-only role.
Oliver Ortiz
Where's the RESET ERA BAY BAY copypasta where they mention 10 times a developer catered to them, and so they are winning, even though there are 90 times or more a developer ignored them and let them seethe?
Where are all the people misusing "based" as an upvote and "schizo" or "shill" as a downvote?
Nobody's even mentioned accelerationism yet.
This isn't a tranny thread at all. This is a big fat FAKE.
Jaxson Hall
Brie Larson wouldn't be able to have a booty like Samus does. Brie Larson's booty is just sad.
Isaiah Taylor
That doesn't look like Samus. I don't know what the hell you're basing samus on user. She's not crying or anything.
Nathaniel Barnes
There are no good female actresses that can play Samus because Samus should be in her suit for 99.9% of the movie and you'd just have a guy in the suit for stunt shit because you're not gonna have a woman do it.
No, I'm not sexist, it is just how movies work.
Aiden Ortiz
Katheryn Winnick
Adam Williams
A mascot to encourage girls to get manufacturing jobs since war caused labor shortage?
Don't see what a space mercenary wearing armor who turns into a ball does with that.
Jason Morgan
>She was great at playing a terrified and disturbed woman in Room tho.
>playing
user...
Xavier Rodriguez
>Who would be the best actress for Samus Yea Forums?
Hideki Kamiya.
Dylan Edwards
>it's a discordera tranny threadpisode
Josiah Nelson
I love her tho
Sebastian Brown
What if she was the kind that calls herself Ms. and writes articles for a magazine?
Hudson Ramirez
No, it's not, Nintendo isn't dumb enough to say yes to this like Sega is and Sakamoto will say no right on the spot.
Ryan Nguyen
Samus was literally born to service big purple space pirate cocks
Zachary Johnson
Samus is tall, fit and beautiful, something she isn't, plus Nintendo and Sakamoto would never allow it anyway.
Adrian Garcia
Then why are her tubes hidden beneath layers of metal and flesh? Seems like poor design.
Lincoln Ramirez
She doesn't have boobs/ass or even muscles for the role, but at least she have the acting with zero emotions.
Liam Perry
Samus hasn't been tall or buff/fit for like 10 years now. She's just fan service in a blue suit, and pretty waifish.
Colton Hall
oh yeah yeah
Jaxson Cox
Samus Returns says otherwise.
Dylan Garcia
It was the one from the Jolie's Salt episode
Gabriel Phillips
Seven samurai is a bugs life with japs.
Elijah Hill
>That manjaw on samus
I wanna puke hard.
Juan Wilson
All 4 of those characters are more relevant than Megaman has or ever will be
Owen Allen
Elizabeth debicki
Austin Nelson
do it then, no ones stopping you
Jacob Fisher
This is why, Zoomers won't understand but GF used to be the face of gaming. It was the most trafficked gaming forum for well over a decade before Reddit & Twitter took off in 2010
Evan Collins
Makes sense. Samus never shows any personality, and doesn't have any dialog. She'll be in here element.
Henry Evans
Cope zoomers
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