Whats in my package Yea Forums?

I'm hijacking this thread with what came in my mail today.

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no

O cool that hoodie I ordered

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If it's some weeb game I swear to god, I'm gonna call you a neckbeard

worst fucking package thread ever

I guess you had to see the owl and bungee cord first.

hopefully anthrax.

lame

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looks comfy, but this isn't video games nigger

But wait whats on the back?

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>ordering an all black hoodie
why tho? you couldve just gone to walmart or some shit and got the exact same thing

You ordered something that cost 10$ at any department store?

there better be some video games under that hoodie you nigger

I've seen enough threads with dragon dildos, and even their site says that the they try to make the package discrete as much as they can. Sorry user, i have no dragon dildos I'd buy one tho
lame, hope there's more.

Here comes the cringe, I can feel it

You got that off of Mercari, right?

Oh sick anyone wanna play some vr chat?

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!!!

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based

>vr meme
thread was better when we thought it was a plain black hoodie

No way

Like no fucking way

gay shit

is this what i think it is?

oof
yikes
cringe
bluepilled

>not buying a bad dragon dildo to unpack
what kinda little girl shit is this thread

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Ah yes i remember when I was a teenager

Op here Im actually gonna get one of their new penatratable I think. will unbox here if so.

nvm, IT FUCKING IS
sharkrobot.com/products/zip-up-hoodie-shadgirl
>shadman

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Is that blackhand or just a random black?

>penetrable
>not a xl dragon cock
OP, you keep disappointing me.

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it says shadman on her tits ding dong.

>shadman

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>el hombre sombrio

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I aint gay senpai, tried butt stuff I dont know how people do it.

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What's in the package WHATS IN GODDAMN PACKAGE

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you're doing i wrong then. Didn't shadman have a comic about that?

did he? lmao

Eyes are stupid.

someone posted it recently here, is about a dude pounding is ass with a dildo.

It helps if someone else does it. Like, no lie. I don't enjoy masturbating at all with a dildo, but someone else doing it to me is 10/10.

oh that one, yeah no you arnt supposed to just start with a giant fucking dildo raw Im pretty sure.

>jlullaby

What did I get Yea Forums?

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Absolutely Based

>amazon
not a dragon didlo

A white box?

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is that fucking secondlife
it's probably a collar or some gay shit

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Oh it's just some gay wires sorry guys

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

you might break your desk leaning your fist on it like that

i see something on the right

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>Dragon dildo next to the package
Fuck it, close enough user. You did good.

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>let me just nudge my dildo into the shot
That's more gay than owning that dildo every made you

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Clean your fucking floor

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shove the dildo up your pooper and post pic

ABORT NIGGA ABORT!!!

Based, or should I say Shadbased.

You need a tan white boi

cut your fucking fingernails

literally fucking niggers posting on a videogame board and not posting video games.

>wearing black clothes

Hope you all had fun

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What the heck is that thing on the right

Indeed, what is it

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very nice. How much.

my fist of course

>caring about colors
what are you, some kind of queer?

No, dragon dildoes come in brown cardboard boxes, not white envelopes.

not if he bought it used

But of course. You must work out a lot user. You look really strong

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They come in rectangle cardboard boxes

>used
I didn't think there was a way to make it worse

Dragon dildo

>Let's get this out onto a tray. Nice!

Hey cool, a box!

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what the fuck.

oh shi- could it be?

Just gotta get my, box opening assistant here

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sharpen that shit faggot

you need to store all that stuff

shit nigga you right, what's the best setup for that actually? I know the fucking kitchen "sharpening rod" we have doesn't do shit.

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This might just be my favorite box opening thread in recent memory.

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>those pruny old hands
are you 70?

OI, YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT KNOIFE?

Get a stone for it and make sure you don't do it dry

I have always had the driest of hands. They crack open bleeding in the winter if I don't use some of the Good Shit on them.

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this looks like a bad dragon box

>purple paper
gaydar at max desu

>no timestamp
fake and gay as fuck

>purple paper
haven't seen one of these threads in a while

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Well excuuuuse me princess, some of us don't slide threads off the board with our shitposting, you 50-ton faggotron 9000.

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I'm sure it's not the only thing that cracks open bleeding.

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thanks doc

>was

kek

Literally the best artist in Shad's shed.

Yeah none of that shit's important. We're here for LINENS.

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cocaine

Vacuum you filthy fuck.

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cringe and based

now that is cocaine

cocaine

Good for displays honestly.

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>vasu
excellent choice my friend

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That's nuts, I got some stuff too today. But, like, I didn't order anything? Just showed up at my door.

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Blood diamonds

its cocaine

This sounds like a setup to some weird fetish fiction and I demand you stop immediately

Too lazy to post all the unboxing pics

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IT NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY

is there cocaine inside?

Well, it's weird all right.

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Well you're no fun. There needs to be suspense, intrigue. myst- aw who am I kidding it's just posting horsedicks on Yea Forums it's not important, none of this is

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what size?
what firmness?

you dumbass
we're here for the journey, not the destination
now we only know that we didn't enjoy the ride

Hold on, there's a something under the tail

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>no packaging
staged as shit

That's what I wrote, u mad kid ? :^)

Medium size and firmness

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...

its one of those if you don't reply to this post x happens garbage
maybe its cocaine

Well it is used, BD does not ship through amazon/

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No, I don't think so

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do you have a cocaine problem? you seem a bit fixed

Are you a literal corpse?

>xl chance
madman

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what the fuck is this dildo infested thread

I thought we hate the gays and not are the gays

I wonder what's in this package?

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>that shirt
You'll never pass.

You must be new here.

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cocaine

Welcome to Yea Forums, enjoy your stay.

this has been a rollercoaster of a thread

Oh it's just a VIDEO GAME I ordered.

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Just because I hate the gays doesn't mean I can't be gay and put things in my ass.

Looks gayer than a dildo.

>didn't post again
RIP faganon

Sick, the footage they've shown of the sequel looks rad as fuck

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>look behind me
>see this
wow, it really worked, thanks user

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>not even the assassin's hoddie
Get out

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