OH NO NO NO NO
Brie Larson Wants To Be Samus In A Metroid Movie
>autistic
>no tits or ass
yeah that checks out
>cast someone who hates gamers as a beloved video game character
we truly are the most oppressed race
also this bitch is way too old to be samus
Have sex.
Why do they want to ruin everything bros?
>Nintendo
>Sakamoto
>even wanting a Metroid movie to be made
Good luck with that.
Forget a stunt double, shes gonna need an ass double
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Can we just stop making movies? I mean full stop. Nothing is good, everything is terrible. Let's just slam on the brakes, get everybody off the bus, and take a moment for everybody to get their shit straight.
Cool.
Deradicalize
Too late she turned herself into box office poison.
OMG I LOVED CAPTAIN MARVEL AND PLAYED NINTENDO EVER SINCE I WAS A KID THIS IS SO AWESOME
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ^w^
LUV U BRIE
Is samus known for rotting toes?
An ideal movie would be one that doesn't jerk off to the fact that metroid's a woman and reveal it right at the end like the games.
metroid would only work as a cg movie, prove me wrong. you can't
She looks good for the type. Haven't seen her in any movies though.
>Casting a woman as Metroid
First Doom Girl and now this shit? Really shaking my head.
Doesn't matter, the best way to do a Metroid movie is full suit whole movie. Not even moving the visor up one time.
roasties and their tranny slaves should be killed like how aussies kill muslims
Why do you want to deny cute girls their dreams, Yea Forums?
so spread then
Cool, if you like "cape shit" as tv says, Captain Mahvel was fun, was nice to get a fun back story for Fury along with her
larson would work well enough just because samus has all the character and emotional range of a brick
Why is this a problem? Samus is a strong, silent woman with no personality because she's a genetically modified space bounty hunter. The draw of the serious isn't her, it's the game play and atmosphere of isolation.
Brie got her acting tips from a fukkin piece of wood and that is unironically perfect for Samus. Just never take her helmet off like judge dredd. Except maybe in the very last scene.
>Making the fact that she's a woman a big reveal at the end
How about no, and instead just have the fact that she's a woman be a fact that the movie doesn't make a big deal about?
just how bad is captain marvel?
>cute
This fucking cunt does 1 superhero movie and now she thinks she has carte blanc to do any fictional hero movie she wants ? Fuck off into a big bag of dicks
Samus should be played by Sigourney Weaver and only Sigourney Weaver
>all the seething incels in this thread
It's Friday night, don't you have...oh right, cry harder losers
>The one time you're greatful for gajin hating businessmen japs
Don't know, I, and everyone else I know irl, didn't see it.
As bad as you hear it is
It's fine, don't listen to incel reviews, was on par with the other mahvel stuff as of recent, unless you just don't like any of that at all, you'll be ok, best parts are when she's on earth doing dumb shit with nick fury and skrulls
It beats out Iron Man 3 and Thor 2 for worst MCU movie
Bad.
>Dredging up an article from December last year
Aren't there plenty of fresher things you could be shitposting about?
Not tall enough.
If this was early marvel or even mid marvel it would be pretty good. but coming off the heels of infinity war it fails hard to meet the standard that is associated with Marvel films today
>this is ok when indiana jones does it
Double standards much
>everyone who dislikes a thing i like is clearly an incel
>no personality
>flat ass
She's actually a good choice.
Notice how the only positive review was from a meme spewing name caller, who had to resort to calling people incels to get his point across.
That should be the real indication of how bad it is.