It's the end

Built for human cock.

why do you think you deserve a gf, user?

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IMPOSSIBLE TASKS ARE A PART OF MY JOB DESCRIPTION

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I'm not sure I deserve one, but I sure would like one buddy

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built for gay sex

>It don't matter. None of this matters.

A GF is not secured by deserving her, respecting her, gifts, massages, and making her feel comfortable.
A GF is secured by the knowledge that, were she to try to take herself from you, you will FIGHT BACK. With WEAPONS.

if hes a boy, why is he dressed that way

Stop it.

Stop it now.

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What is with Toby and making goats fuckable

I don't. I don't go through life expecting to just "get a girlfriend ". I will continue to improve myself and continue to work towards my dreams and maybe among the people i meet on the way i might find someone, but if i dont i wont mind.

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alright look, I know this thread is going to degenerate into gote and susie posting but I think I finally found something about the lore, if you copy your save before you meet ralsei and play with that it doesn't affect the main title screen or anything, now while this is a small effect in Deltarune that might not mean anything at all, knowing how saves work and how Undertale treated them I think there is more to copying than we think, we've been given two powerful tools to mess with saves that we didn't have in UT so while nothing changes in DR, all I'm saying is when the full game comes out copy your save at the beginning and make multiple copies in general

I hate my fucking life I just want a boyfriend
I wish I could get out there and get me one but I'm a horrible failure human being incapable of learning from mistakes

I don’t.

By my own standards, by almost every metric, I don’t think I deserve one. Hell, I sabotaged myself every time I thought I was getting close to one. Ended up making her cry. I’ll never forget that face. I did that. It made me feel like garbage, that my fear drove me to do something like that.

But still, I want one. I feel so cold, all the time. The type of cold the sun can’t warm. I don’t like that. It feels like the person I am—the person I was—he was frozen over. I just want to be loved, you know? Maybe then, I could stop being so cold all the time.

But when I look back, it doesn’t look like I’ll ever be the kind of person who can accept love no matter how hard I work on it or how worthy of it I become, so maybe I deserve this. Maybe I’ll be this way forever, and I just have to accept that.

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I'll be ur bf user owo

What's the problem?

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anons these lines of thinking are not very healthy

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I deserve to be content same as everyone else.

>doesn't have thighs or heels like OPs image
cmon now son

>Still just a bud.

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because I exist

I did tell them that their god-given right to have a GF is not protected by morals and ideals but by their right to bear arms, and they didn't listen.

I’m rotten on the inside, user. That’s not something you can fix. Just something you can hide away until it becomes an issue.

So are women and they get BFs.
Cmon son. You don't have to be a good person. You just have to be above average, and that is an easy milestone to pass.

I want to be friends with Ralsei and help him feel nice after a comfy family dinner

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are you implying women need to do anything but exist to get a BF?

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Ralsei being uncomfortable around user!
Ralsei acting apprehensive and anxious!
Ralsei running out of the room!
Ralsei collecting himself!
Ralsei thinking about why he might have these feelings!
Ralsei sneaking through the window into user's room!
Ralsei checking user's computer!
Ralsei being horrified by user's porn collection!
Ralsei realising that user wants to molest him!
Ralsei fearing for his safety!
Ralsei absolutely terrified as user checks what the noise in his room is!
Ralsei pacifying user!
Ralsei calling the police!
Ralsei shivering a little as he explains to the police that he almost made a bad decision!
Ralsei being instructed to look out for predators!
Ralsei taking a cold shower!
Ralsei realising the world might not be as innocent as he thought it was!
Ralsei's fluffiness decreasing as the water soaks him!
Ralsei vowing to be more careful in future!

To be fair, getting a BF is hard. Getting sex is easy but a one night stand is not a BF.
When it comes to actually having relationships, it's the man that's the gatekeeper entirely because there are so few relationship-able women.

The hell are you on about? Going through life trying to turn every girl into your gf just poisons your relationships with them. I only said i was worried about myself and then i can try and impress the opposite sex.

I don't want a gf. I want to be somebody's bf. I can't bring myself to talk to people though because I'm afraid people will think I'm an idiot because I'm ditzy.

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is there something wrong with that?

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Please delete this

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Thinking you HAVE a relationship with them TO poison is incorrect.
Also, you do not impress the opposite sex. You impress yourself and disregard the opposite sex.

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Ralsei is for Kris, silly user

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That leaves Toriel open, then.
Swiggity swote

Ralsei is for Kris and Kris is for Susie

I'M COMIN FOR THAT GOTE

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And Susie is for Noelle, but who is Noelle for?

I do have to be a good person. What am I worth, otherwise?

The front of a car

The front of a car

I meant any kind of relationship, including being friends and other platonic relationships. Not every relationship involves love or sex, its just and interaction between people. And that's literally what i just said. Im focusing on myself and mot worring about girls.

yes
there is not a single thing right with that

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I wanna nut-a-ton inside mettaton

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>no fluffy bf to sleep with

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Why is this cat attempting to purchase my potions? Is it unaware that my potions are too potent?

What, in your opinion, is a good person?
How could you tell a good person apart from a bad person?
In what ways could you measure whether someone is good or bad?
Find a way to measure goodness.
Set a goal for yourself to increase this amount in yourself. Aim low at first, like increasing your value by only 0.01 good.
Repeat until you have become good.
If you can't figure out a way to measure if something is good or not, then you don't know what "good" means, and need to think more carefully about what you actually want.

I really don't. At this point I've given up, why waste all that effort?

Always said to myself, 'Oh, I'll get a gf after school', 'oh I'll get a gf after uni', 'oh I'll get a gf after getting a stable job'

I am going into battle, and I need your strongest goats.

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Well that answers that question. Brb buying a car.

goal body

I might be able to take you seriously if I hadn't seen countless doujins of this character being reamed. Didn't fap to any of them though. Fapped to the other ones by the same artist.
Ok let's be real, I couldn't have taken you seriously in the first place.

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NO

NOELLE IS FOR KEKING, user
DO YOU HEAR ME? IM GOING TO KEK THAT BITCH TO DEATH, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

FUCK YOU TOBY! MY CHOICES DONT MAYTER? I WONT ACCEPT THAT! ILL NEVER ACCEPT THAT! I LOVE SUSIE SO MUCH, I WILL BEND THE LAWS OF SPACE TO BE WITH HER. I WILL SPURN GODS AND BARREL THROUGH FORCES OF NATURE TO BE WITH HER. EVEN IF MY OWN BODY BEGINS TO BREAK UNDER MY EFFORTS, I WILL PRESS ON UNTIL I CAN SMOOCH MY DINO-WIFE UNTIL THE DAY I DIE!

YOU CANNOT STOP ME. YOU’LL NEVER STOP ME. TOBYYYY. IM GOING TO MARRY SUSIE.
EVEN IF IT KILLS ME.
FOR YOUR SAKE, YOUD BETTER JOPE IT DOES

GFs are not found. They are created.

>no fluffy warm bf to hug and hold

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J U S T

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FROM MY HEART AND FROM MY HAND
WHY DONT PEOPLE UNDERSTAND
MY INTENTIONS

Barefoot goat feet are hot as fuck

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GO
DON'T YOU GO
WON'T YOU STAY WITH ME ONE MORE DAY

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youtube.com/watch?v=52gdri1EyiA

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I stopped playing like 30 minutes in. Goat mommy was the bad guy right?

gotefags are a menace
asriel is a decent character in the game but holy shit they manage to ruin his character even more than the sans autism does

no
but also yes

Finish the demo

no

indirectly yes

I want to have babies with Asriel

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suck the gote's toes

She got pissed about leaving and had a screamer iirc but never showed up again. I made it to when one of the skeletons followed you around making bad jokes.

The flower is the bad guy, user.
C'mon, this is explained to you in your first fight.

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sauce/more?

not accurate

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>implying the little kid isnt the real bad guy

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I'm glad my favourite character isn't ruined by autism!

uwu

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That's not a pregnant belly user