*invades your village*
*invades your village*
Caleb Perry
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Nicholas Wright
God I wish
Leo Jackson
>Night Elves
>Doing anyting in WoW except getting raped and/or sucking human cocks
Matthew Mitchell
>454639408
>Yea Forums
>talking about porn stuff instead of things that actually happen in video games
Jordan Myers
*gets ruined by blizzard*
Elijah Hill
RETARD ALERT, RETARD ALERT
Gavin Powell
I have a fetish thing for such long pointy ears. Why can't nice things exist in this fucking world?
Christian Torres
Alright everyone, I'll take one for the team and be the one to go into the breeding tents.
If I'm not back in a week, don't come looking for me. Just save yourself
Adam Stewart
delet this
Jacob Hughes
Due to the males of society often going into decades long slumber in the Emerald Dream, the militaristic war machine that is the Night Elf matriarchy conducts raids and pillages on other villages, abducting the strongest most virile males and forcing them into breeding harems. The dominance of Kaldorei genes ensures that every spawn from the ensuing orgies is a purebred elf. The captured males live a life of luxury and pleasure as they reside in the temples, spending their remaining days in captivity.
Jaxon Howard
Yep, because that absolutely happens in the video games.
Jack Gray
No one cares about WoW lore, retard.
Dominic Watson
*invades your heart*
Henry Torres
Retcon Draenei and Naru are the worst additions to WoW lore. I'd take a hundred panda expansion over these purple goats.
Ayden Bailey
Well then stop making threads about WoW.
Carter Fisher
But it did happen : Night elves are currently getting raped by Orcs and Taurens.
And yes, they joined the Alliance because they love human cocks.
What other reason could it be?
Anthony Flores
shit taste
David Wright
Yikes
Liam Brown
OP made a post about Warcraft, dum-dum.
Aiden Sanders
WoW's lore was ruined when they made the Night Elves submit to the Human cocks in Vanilla.
Hudson Carter
>not taking futa horsecock in all your holes like a good boi
fag
Andrew Davis
Naru ruined the light and makes being a priest main painful. One good thing about BFA is that as a horde priest I don't have to see a single one of those russian fucks and their magical Christmas tree gods.
Justin Collins
Gameplay and balance. I mean, you could give me five confirmed night elf - human pairings, but I know you won't, because this is just a shitposting thread.
Juan Campbell
>cooks food and cuddles you
Ryan Brown
>rich world of medieval fantasy with steampunk elements, mages, warriors and noble knights
>suddenly space
Easton Lee
You're confusing Blood Elves and Night Elves
Christian Long
Waifufags will disagree with you, but you're right. Unneeded race, unneeded retcons. There was nothing wrong with the (what they now call) broken.
Grayson Lewis
Jayden Torres
Brody Cooper
Oliver Rodriguez
Parker Parker
Samwise is great, too bad night elves haven't been this way since Warcraft III. Why did Blizzard have to cram forsaken and night elves into factions they didn't belong to? I swear even the horde has more in common with the night elves than the alliance does.
Luis Flores
i thought they were cool when they were added
their racials were dogshit, but they had hero so idgaf
Jayden Gutierrez
Brandon Wood
i wish i knew a girl like yrel
Thomas Ross
Should've been:
Alliance:
Humans
Dwarves
Gnomes
High Elves
Horde:
Orcs
Trolls
Tauren
Night Elves
Grayson Allen
I wish they would invade instead of these people. :(
Oliver Torres
Ayden Edwards
Somebody please explain how Night Elves are able to be raised as undead?
Justin Wood
Benjamin Rodriguez
Owen Richardson
Sebastian Hall
Joseph Powell
Thomas Brown
is he still doing some wow art?
I bet night elves into alliance is because self-insert incels need to have their night elve wife.
Tyler Lee
Hunter Bell
Jordan Reyes
Christopher Hernandez
It was also the only plausible way to give Alliance access to Druids
Colton Roberts
Jaxson Richardson
Josiah Reed
Invade my everything
Julian Price
Druid could've been the Horde exclusive class, with Dwarves getting Shaman in Vanilla.
Would have made even more sense since they can do all 3 roles like Paladin
Ian Ward
So what. Horde had no Paladin in vanilla.
Dominic Lee
Carson Diaz
God I'm so excited for WoW Classic to not have any goatfucker faggots.
Michael Murphy
Cooper Peterson
But will it have the kind of player needed to recreate WoW vanilla?
Utopia is not a place, but its people.
Hunter Wilson
Jonathan Baker
Meanwhile this is the Naga Empire after 10,000+ years
Grayson Ortiz
Robert King
People are also shaped by their environment though
Jack King
Julian Sullivan
Isaac Johnson
Aiden Davis
Julian Torres
Joseph Gomez
God I love nelves
Easton Sullivan
Isaiah Ramirez
Lincoln Flores
Jackson Perez
Mason Johnson
Josiah Brown
The literal first thing the orcs did after landing on Kalimdor was start clear-cutting Ashenvale and then they drank demon blood and killed Cenarius. Why the would the night elves ever ally with them?
Evan Lopez
HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO HUSBANDS
Leo Jackson
"Oh no?!"
Parker Ross
i bet i can take em at the same time on my own
Adam Collins
>The literal first thing the orcs did after landing on Kalimdor was start clear-cutting Ashenvale and then they drank demon blood and killed
man, is there ANY setting where orcs aren't just stand-ins for niggers?
Benjamin Baker
"Oh no, every male including our soldiers are tying themselves up, this must be vile elven magic!"