I wish humans were real

I wish humans were real.

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>Yea Forums continues to fail the Turing test.

I wish that pit was real

I wish that were me

I wish you were real.

>Humans most common race they say
>Be dwarf
>Only ever seen other Dwarves and Giants
I am beginning to believe that humans are fairy tales to appeal to waifufags

There are doctors that can make that happen.

i wish skeletons were real

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You can't talk me into your mental illness, tranny

>A hundred years from now you will be able to actually change your sex to the genetic level rather than your physical appearance
>you might not make it

I wish i'm a real drawfag.

doctors can't change your Y chromosome

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She's basically naked bros.

You better start believing in skeletons user because there is one hiding inside you

HUH

Liar.

Wait till 2050 for eternal youth or have a vamp bite yo fucking neck

Give it to me straight bros. How healthy is thigh and ass munching? Will I get my daily vitamins?

And by a doctor you mean a PhD working on machine intelligence, perhaps contributing to creation of artificial general intelligence before you die, after which you might or might not get Culture Mind like gods that can do such a thing? Well, I guess that makes sort of sense.

>tfw used to think no supernatural shit was real
>met a vamp at a nightclub
>fucker turns me before getting super fucked up on molly and a speedball
>at the time, had no idea, just thought she was insane and high
>wake up several days later with a banging headache, intense craving for raw meat
>ate 2 lbs of fucking beef, couldn't wait for it to fully thaw and chipped a molar
>it fucking grew back

dude life is weird now

i wish you'd go back

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You're brain is inside a skeleton HUH

god i want to become 2b

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Nobody will make it, world is fucking doomed.

I just checked.

Fuck.

That's not how biology works.

You'd be my wife then

and service hundreds of anons every day?

I wish I were me

I want a cute vamp to turn me too, totally jealous

the craving for raw meat probably has to do with the fact that you spent several days without nourishment

take your memeshit to faggot

what if i want neither

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>needing a Y chromosome to get plastic surgery
Sounding a little jelly there user.

Have sex, virgin

because people who could have become doctors or scientists and progressed the human race decided instead that their life wouldn't start unless they got to be the little girl.

that doesn't change your gender.

stake yourself faggot