>one copy of DMC5 please
One copy of DMC5 please
Carson Green
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Grayson Hughes
he fat nigga lol
Zachary Nguyen
he hench as fuck bro watchu mean?
Luke Price
>one copy of Bayonetta 2 please
Henry Perry
PIN THEM TO THE WALL
Julian Lewis
At your pleasure
Brody Howard
just bulkin brah
Levi Harris
>one (1) (singular) copy of devil may cry 5 (game of the year) please
Luke Rivera
FATTO
Austin Bell
One copy of Dead or alive 6 please.
Joshua Howard
I see you unlocked gigachad difficulty. I thought I was the only one
William Ramirez
inb4
>absolute unit
>lord he cummin
>something about chunkin
Michael Garcia
>one copy of Sekiro Shadows Die Twice please
Mason Taylor
>Hi, I'd like one copy of ACE COMBAT 7: SKIES UNKNOWN Deluxe Launch Edition.
Ian Walker
One copy of Sekiro, onegai
Asher Campbell
Whoa
its big chungus
Thomas White
bugs... easy on the carrots
Levi Ross
>hand over that copy of dmc5 would you m'lady
Leo Campbell
>one copy of Jump Force, please
Bentley Mitchell
BOLLOCKS MATE THAT IS ONE ABSOLUTE UNIT/MADLAD
Joseph Clark
>one copy of Atomic Heart please
Easton Campbell
>one copy of Battletoads please
Blake Price
>I'll have one copy of Furi
Grayson James
SMASHED
Mason Richardson
>One copy of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, please
Elijah Phillips
>Sorry ma'am we can't sell DMC to minors.
Andrew Turner
>One copy of Fire Emblem: Three Houses please.
Jason Miller
>One copy of the Persona 5 Deluxe Edition please and yes, I'll take the 12 month Game Informer subscription
Andrew Lopez
>one copy of persona please
Lincoln Richardson
Great image, mind if I save?
John Smith
>one copy of Final Fantasy 7 Remake Game of the Year 2030 edition
Brayden Garcia
thats a man, baby
Mason Martinez
>one copy of perfect dark 64 please
Anthony Fisher
>One copy of Cyber Danganronpa VR: The Class Trial please
Jack Rogers
>I'll just take the collectors edition of Darkest dungeon please
Nolan Hernandez
>one copy of Crash Bandicoot™ N. Sane Trilogy please
Joshua Green
Liam Hughes
>one copy of Deus Ex ple-
Dominic Torres
Oh lawd he comin
Grayson Nguyen
No shit Sherlock.
Logan Diaz
>Human crossing please
Evan Reed
Kill yourself you edgy cunt.
Tyler Roberts
>one copy of
Jayden Williams
What a hero.
Cooper Turner
two copy of Catherine please
Sebastian Thompson
>1 (one) copy of STALKER
Lincoln Garcia
kopy
Alexander Edwards
>You'll have one copy of rape day
Logan Watson
oh lawd he comin
Evan Martin
What game would he want a copy of, Yea Forums?
Oliver Richardson
Tfw drive the same car
Neat
Gabriel Johnson
Yes, I do play God of War 4. How did you know?
Colton Green
Ryder Morgan
>Una copia de Bloodborne para mi novio, por favor
Christian Nguyen
One copy of DOOM, sega saturn version please
Oliver King
Based
Noah Campbell
WHAT ARE ALL THESE ANIMALS DOING IN MY STOOORE
Xavier Anderson
>One copy of TLoU2.
>AND IT'S MA'AM!
Joshua Ward
What the fuck is wrong with this cat
Evan Phillips
Moving around might be difficult but it must be fun to have a body like that. Soft cushioning ever which way you go.
Cooper Barnes
Cinema's aren't stores Robert.
David Rivera
that's muscle
Lincoln Morgan
Underrated Swans album
Lucas Rodriguez
>fucking_dry_pussy_with_uncut_dick.mp4
Jayden Wright
1 ticket to Captian Marvel please
Matthew Scott
>one copy of Yoshi's Crafted World onegaishimasu!
Nolan Collins
>
Liam Brown
such a nice guy, that Robert.
Aiden Cruz
>Two copies of... You know what? Just give us ALL the games instead.
Andrew Fisher
One copy of that German PC game which probably isn't available on Steam, please.
Sebastian Bennett
One copy of Deadly Premonition please.
Kevin Baker
Y cat look silly?
Joshua Roberts
based synthenol man
Levi Mitchell
>one copy of sekiro shadows die twice please
Joseph Parker
>Why yes, I do love Snoy
Juan Jones
>one copy of Pokemon let's go eievui please!
Elijah Reed
>o-oh uncle stu
Logan Price
Okay, sir.
Brayden Ortiz
>one copy of DOOM please
Thomas Thomas
These people are just as mentally ill as trannies
Liam Perry
Based cato
Ayden Ortiz
One copy of Devil May Cry, two copies of Devil May Cry 2, three copies of Devil May Cry 3, four copies of Devil May Cry 4, and five copies of Devil May Cry 5, please.
Gabriel Watson
>and me? I'll take the Pikachu version
Cameron Morris
What did he do to become like that?
Mason Watson
>sorry, I got the last copy
Bentley Russell
I hope that faggot didn't hurt the cat.
Nathan Jones
robert take your dementia meds and give me one large popcorn with extra butter and an extra large popcorn
Christian Turner
>One copy of DMC5 please.
Andrew Perez
>I'll get a copy as well, thanks
Carson Garcia
Liam Perez
ABSOLUTE
FUCKING
UNIT
Gavin Ross
>eh! Zurui!!
Sebastian Foster
Don't you mean Devil Meow Cry?
Aiden Rodriguez
>One copy of The Last of Us 2, yasss queen slaaay!
Henry Cook
one copy of Resident Evil 6 please.
Xavier Jackson
MA
Blake Stewart
Injecting Synthenol. Basically an oil they inject into muscles to make them look bigger. Those photos are very slightly photoshopped to make them look weirder; in the original he's still got odd proportions but he's more or less normal sized.
Bentley Diaz
F-Faago...
Brayden Richardson
>I'll take FTL please
Jose Moore
>one copy of Anthem Legion of Dawn Edition, please
Mason Lopez
A copy of factorio and the entire paradox grand strategy library p..please
Luke Morales
Haha yeah.
Gavin Lee
That poor doomed doggo.
Henry Perez
How do I get a bf/gf like this?
Ayden Hill
BLACKY'D
Zachary Baker
Leave some food in a trap outside
Grayson Wilson
Nothing short of revolting
Levi Harris
Here you go sir. Enjoy the the thread now!
Gavin Turner
Most cats can't move their eyes that much
Owen Cook
>cute japanese girl.jpg
She's Korean.
Owen Diaz
Thanks Robert.
Sebastian Scott
>one copy of Splatoon 2 please!
Ethan Robinson
>that tongue action
Anthony Green
We'll take a copy of Disgaea, my man.
Lincoln Cooper
ROBERT YOU FUCK, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CAT HAIR IN MY POPCORN?
Luis Cook
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND
Chase Moore
>One copy of Cock of Doody: Modern Gay Fuck Stupid
Jonathan Johnson
>Can I preorder Star Wars Episode I: Racer on the switch please?
Mason Cooper
Be useful and cut please
Xavier Russell
My apologies sir, but the local furcon has leaked into the premises. I’ll get you a replacement right away, but first...
Nolan Martin
look at him go he's fast
Connor Ortiz
Chink monkies trying to be americans
Easton Hall
Wait up sir! Your popcorn is one kernel short!
William Johnson
We have to talk about parallel universes.
Noah Cook
Uh, Robert?
You are getting too close to me.
Bentley Collins
>one of Persona 5: Dancing in Starlight, onegaishimasu
William Young
ROBERT LOOK OUT! THE FLOOR IS SLIPPERY!
Aiden Parker
NO WATCH OUT ROBERT
Chase Stewart
Of course he didn't. Cat owners are (unironically) pussies.
Christian Hughes
Cooper Ward
He's a goner
William Perez
One MOVIE please.
Jordan Murphy
>your favourite game sucks, haha!
Brayden Price
Oh no Robert....!
Gavin Kelly
F.
Cooper Barnes
FUCK
Matthew Powell
Robert... you fool... your strong hands will never hand me my change again...
Gavin Clark
>One copy of Final Fantasy VIII please.
>Why yes, I would like some gameplay tips, thanks!
Easton Long
one copy of pokemon sword and shield please
Dylan Ward
One Google Yeti with three controllers please.
Aaron Long
Medic!
Carson Cruz
A copy of Kingdom Hearts 3 please
Christopher Nelson
cute
Andrew Gutierrez
YOU AREN'T SUGGESTING ONLINE ONLY, GOOD SIR?
Zachary Wood
>One copy of ...
Fuck what was I gonna buy again? I didn't plan for this
FUCKING GAMESTOP
Jonathan Howard
kek
Landon Wood
he looks real happy
Chase Myers
>One copy of Second Life my man
Aaron Cruz
>two copies of yoshi's crafted world please
Christian Wood
>When you're next in line and your mom get a phonecall and says she'll be a minute while she answers outside
Christopher Bennett
One copy of Imagine Party Babyz please.
William Cruz
some sick fuck actually bred a cat and this is the result
Joseph Foster
integra
Grayson Edwards
Thomas Foster
>one copy of HATRED bro.
Tyler Perry
I'll take a copy of DMC5
Yea I'll pre-order Astral Chain and Bayo 3 as well, thanks for asking
Adrian Jones
Colton Turner
one copy of Yea Forums please
James Carter
one copy of persona 3 please
Ryan Rodriguez
looks quite suggestive, but when you think about it, a giraffe doesn't really have many options to scratch the inside of it's own mouth.
Jordan King
>One copy of Sonic 06. Don't make me repeat myself.
Christopher Ortiz
COPY AND PASTE THE LAST THING YOU READ
Bentley Cooper
one copy of the king of fighters 2002 please
Josiah Brooks
That's okay sir, you don't have to tell me twice but during the stone age..
Gavin Richardson
kek
Logan Perez
>one copy of Devil May Cry 5, please
>I'd like to pre-order Sekiro and Nioh 2 as well
Xavier Reed
Of course, you can tell with all that obious plastic surgery.
Brandon Stewart
>t. roastbeef
Blake Barnes
it's called a lykoi
Alexander Reyes
> one copy of hyperdimension neptunia please
>yes i would also like disgaea 5 and death end re;quest
Nathan Bell
he doesn't really pass
Julian Morales
Fuck, that's fucking cute
William Flores
I haven't fapped in 2 days, this will not break me
Henry Rogers
5 months here
Keep at it lad
Jack Scott
lmao
Nathan Nguyen
Tell me your honest thoughts on this little fella?
Ian Taylor
Pretty fucked up bro, I'm only trying to hold it for at least 10 days to build up testosterone
Andrew Morris
4 Lemonades please.
Parker Price
Zachary Hill
He's cool and cute.
Adrian Ross
Good I haven't seen a movie in years because of the no singles policy
Juan Watson
Semen regenerates for 3 months famslice. Beat the monkey too much and you'll be shooting blanks and circulating estrogen.
Asher Campbell
jesus fucking christ
Grayson Morris
why are you guys so bad at talking about video games?
Luke Adams
can you imagine being that fucking soft
Gavin Nguyen
Because as you can see whenever we want to buy one people just start petting us and calling us cute
Austin Collins
Awwww he’s so cute
Levi Gray
I guess V wouldn't buy a copy of DMC5 since he already lived through it
Andrew Hall
Sounds like you been jerkin off too much circulating that estrogen and getting bitchy
Gavin Long
Isaac Rivera
Get his ass
Brayden Hill
am I the only one who sees a human face
Josiah Evans
ron pearlman
Kevin Bailey
what is that beast
Nolan Walker
You're half right
It takes about 2-3 days for you to replenish a healthy amount of sperm from the testicles, but yes, it takes 74 days for sperm to become fertile. They are not added to ejaculate until then though, so you can't just be infertile for 74 days because you jacked off too much.
Poor diet and lack of exercise can make you less fertile for 74 days though, which is why it's recommended that couple trying to conceive abstain from smoking or drinking, with men not starting to do either until after conception and women obviously encouraged to not until the baby is born
Connor Hill
A man in a chicken suit
Dominic Butler
HEY LITTLE DONNY I JUST PISSED ON MY OWNER'S CHRISTMAS TREE HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
Landon Foster
Jesus Christ I love girls with teeth like that
Jackson Gonzalez
You only like it because you think it makes you more Japanese, which you will never be.
Austin Morgan
Icky pedo get out
William Carter
YO LIL DONNIE
Michael Fisher
You mean an overbite?
Isaiah Morgan
cope and project
Jackson Williams
What the FUCK are those legs
Colton Bailey
JESUS CHRIST ROBERT
Jack Ross
thanks robert, you're the best
tell me wife I said hi when she comes in to get cummed in
Oliver Sanders
>One copy of One Piece World Seeker please
Jason Rogers
Irl lolis are for protecting
Henry Brown
Nah any race is fine if they're cute and have those teeth
AAAAAAAAHHHHH
The big bunny teeth yeah
Wyatt Edwards
>that body
>then that smile
my heart
Michael Bailey
>it's a clumsily disguised /an/ thread
One copy of Monster Hunter World, please
Dominic Jones
Muscle in waiting
Oliver Nelson
One copy of Bayonetta 3 please
Joshua Garcia
M O M M Y
O
M
M
Y
Charles Brown
James Thomas
Cooking Mama
Matthew Cox
Seriously though why was the cats problem here?
Ian Cox
all that flailing around like a faggot might have set off it's prey drive like when you rile up a dog and it keeps jumping on you
James Jackson
it probably thought the guy was possessed
Austin Nelson
i have one
its a lot less fun than youd think
Cooper Price
"Osoi..."
Benjamin Morales
He looks like momokun
Noah Morris
I'd protect that loli
with my cock
Caleb Cooper
>set off it's prey drive like when you rile up a dog and it keeps jumping on you
>catfags think they're being attacked when a dog jumps up at them
He's just excited to see you, my guy.
Robert Gray
There's a place in hell for people like you
I like teeth like that too
Leo Perez
I have both a dog and a cat
When I spaz out in front of my dog to rile him up he'll keep jumping on me, run at me full speed and try and knock me over by jumping on me and grab my arm with his mouth to try and get me to wrestle with him like we do often, it's not an "attack" but it's an invitation to get physical
with my cat, if you make fast sudden movement under a blanket or something it instantly goes from chillin to huntin and will pounce on my hand, so im assuming all that flailing triggered that reaction from the cat
Logan Adams
Good taste
Hunter Miller
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
William Butler
what? that a thing?
sure the last time i went to see a movie it was men in black 1 with my father but maybe it an american thing
Daniel Watson
>one copy of Red Dead Redemption 2, please
Brandon Smith
He was just trying to be fashionable
Isaac Hernandez
That's a brahma chicken, nerd.
Brandon Bennett
>one copy of Hyperdimension Neptunia, please m'lady
Oliver Taylor
>Tail standing up but not fluffed up
>Ears forward and alert
>Quick motions and scampering around
It's not angry or scared, it probably thought that the guy was trying to play-fight with it.
Nathan Campbell
What sort of power is this?
Justin Evans
>go get em filo
Easton Garcia
There is nowhemen on the internet newfag
Ethan Wright
SLAMMED
Owen Garcia
Not
>giraffes getting lolg to carry her to plat
Easton Hughes
>I don't even know what I want...
William Fisher
one hdjdafjhigjmdgjklhkl okay br
Andrew Nelson
>one copy of portal 2 please
Jeremiah Nguyen
how does he
keep
getting
away
with
it
Ryder Cooper
Gouge out
Easton Young
DO NOT CLICK THIS WEBM A SCARY WORM COMES OUT
Jace Phillips
I want this life back... I'm tired of responsibility
Lucas Gonzalez
tony...easy on the frosties
Chase Taylor
>why yes i do support epic store, how can you tell?
Hunter Nelson
worse joke downvoted
Josiah Myers
>one copy of psychonauts 2 please
Ayden Clark
why are seals so comfy
Xavier Lopez
>assfaggots
-10 zillions/10 see me after class
Kayden Evans
>one copy of Kirby: Star Allies for the Nintendo Switch please
Nathaniel White
>Goes for the throat
Absolutely based
Ayden Cox
i unironically would, am i gay?
Caleb Smith
Is that a melted turtle?
Luke Martinez
The cat probably didn't like the autistic shrieking so it tried to end the source of the noises.
Benjamin Morgan
Why is he even trying. That retard could never, ever pass as a woman. At first glance, any normal guy would feel unease looking at this tranny and immediatly discover the truth.
Nathaniel Gomez
>one copy of artificial academy 2 please
Jacob Campbell
Why is she eating from a KFC bucket?
Charles Fisher
kek.
Asher Fisher
>Artificial Academy 2 came out years ago
>Still no futa on male in any Illusion games
Charles Gomez
Fat or disease? I know that dogs can get this muscular disease that makes them look jacked
Chase Rodriguez
he's just a fat ass
look at that belly SWAY
Blake Peterson
>tfw have a fat cat but we're all lazy to do something about it
Kevin Torres
is this what the kids call T H I C C
Joseph Foster
You deserve to get force fed until you die of diabetes you piece of trash.
Justin James
underappreciated
Joseph Howard
WHY WONT THIS EVER GET ANYMORE UPDATES
Ayden Gonzalez
absolute chungus
Bentley Butler
His owner was acting like a cuck, so it put him down.
Elijah Price
Even better
Henry Baker
>one copy of The Sims 4 please ... gift wrapped
Ryan Gutierrez
He looks like a wizard who actually turned into a cat.
Grayson James
Calm your horses, is just a fat cat, not disabled fat cat in pain, I play with it almost every day.
Zachary Myers
Face is good the body is ehhhh
Daniel Cooper
I know that feel user been wait for Children (Miu Miura) to get a translation for months. only thing you can hope to do is pray or learn moon runes
Jonathan Perez
Yeah for now you piece of shit
>oh who cares his heart is getting weaker and weaker he looks fine right now
I bet you are a fat piece of trash yourself, I hope you die first so maybe he can be freed from your fat hands.
Eli Hill
>When you got HEIGHT AND FRAME but no FACE
Anthony Carter
Noice
Xavier Powell
lmao how tf that lil nigga get that thing so far back in he head
Jordan Thomas
BASED MOM CAT
Juan Kelly
Actually I'm skinny. Are you some extreme greenpeace vegan or something? Or you get this mad with everything you read on the internet?
Justin Moore
>One copy of whatever the boy wants
Jeremiah Ortiz
one copy of overwatch pls
Nolan Hill
YO LIL DONNIE
Gabriel Reyes
>chungus
Kayden Reyes
based canon cosplayer
Jacob Moore
>tfw too poor to get a japanese gf to wife up
>tfw kokujin so they'll never like me
why do i bother living
Henry Ortiz
is that arin hansen
Jeremiah Parker
Man of taste
Gabriel Cruz
We'll take 2 copies of Dwarf Fortress please
Ryan Watson
Great thread, keep it up
Jordan Peterson
Luis Jackson
>buncha copies of Insurgency for me and my crew
Ayden Ward
>that area for little kids
Burst out laughing
Jordan Gutierrez
One copy of Hotline Miami.
>there you go, it's on the house
Brandon White
SOMEONE CALL A DOCTOR
Chase Nguyen
>pedo
Telling the world that you have never encountered a female over 18, SMDH.
Carter King
Its tongue? I can't think of the last time I had to shove something in my mouth to scratch an itch.
Evan Hernandez
I don't think the inside of someone's mouth has ever itched under normal circumstances. Same reason why your organs don't itch
Matthew Howard
Those sunglasses are impractical for his wide eyes, who is he kidding?
Landon Allen
What's that even mean
Hudson Gutierrez
Someone give him a laptop
Noah Young
>jimmies rustled
What is this? Did a person really fuck a cat?
John Wright
there's no way this shit isn't shopped. How is he standing with those legs?
Jason Parker
you're just horny
Colton Ramirez
>Still no futa on male in any Illusion games
And that's a good thing.
Nolan Jackson
>synthenol
>hit's google
>just what is synth-
Holy shit! Why would people do that to themselves?
Austin Thomas
hello cato
Cooper Hernandez
Softshell turtle, cool as fuck
Noah Adams
>One copy of Fire Emblem: Three Houses please!
Christopher Gutierrez
>little boy doesn't get the joke
Go google: resident evil 6 logo
Carter Gutierrez
ROBERT NO
Chase Reyes
One copy of truck driver simulator please.
Josiah Perez
i heard about navy seals but this is ridiculous
Colton Lee
oh my God
Cameron Stewart
Have you seen the legs of someone who works out constantly but isn't bulking? Toned legs are fucking skinny
Liam Phillips
>one copy of Mount & Blade Bann...
>oh, nevermind
Jason Gray
>dmm
is this actually porn?
Jace Watson
Yeah he's not tuff enuff to hurt a 7lb animal like us, right? Haha
Isaiah Green
>*notices toddler*
Liam Ramirez
>no hips
Yikes.
Kayden Lopez
Vile, at least shave your fucking happy trail
Aiden Adams
>I'M GONNA SAY IT, I'M GONNA SAY THE N WORD
>NO YOU CAN'T SAY THE N WORD
>YOU CAN'T STOP ME, NIGGER BIRD!
Lucas Rivera
A round of applause for the most intelligent man alive.
Wyatt Anderson
as expected from a male, yes.
Eli Campbell
>One copy of Sims 4 please
Joseph Sullivan
Sauce??
Wyatt Jackson
>One copy of Sea of Thieves plea- nevermind
Chase Garcia
Fags
Xavier Jenkins
>why yes, we love battle royale genre
Lincoln Foster
dude you may have the gay
Christian Garcia
>one copy of Ape Escape 3 please
Jace Wright
Slice em
Colton Cox
How does teeth equate to someone's age?
Nathan Collins
Elijah Adams
No. Do you even know what dmm is?
Lincoln Ward
Jacob Cox
>works out constantly but isn't bulking
Then why is he a fatass?
Dylan Mitchell
He said he loves girls like that in reply to a literal 12 year old
Owen Miller
gamer legs
Ethan Young
something about the size and shape of the bird make a combination that seems perfect to beat to death with your bare hands
Jordan Wilson
Hamster's cheek pouches can extend to their hips.
Henry King
Good luck getting a bunny gf!
Christian Flores
>one copy of halo reach please
Luke Garcia
Because Samuel Hyde's body is something scientists have yet to explain.
Blake Phillips
Leo Taylor
That thing could disembowel you in seconds
Hunter Parker
what a mad rabbit, that one
James Powell
That's a fucking dinosaur
Liam Nelson
big chunker
Dominic Nguyen
we already know the end tho
Evan Lopez
GOUGE THEM
Ethan Brooks
I'm sure it could
Alexander Campbell
Michael King
Logan Gray
Some cats are just born as fat orbs but are surprisingly healthy
Lucas Davis
Nigga looking for Peter Griffin for sure
Luke Allen
And the Tyranosaurus looked like a giant chicken, right? Stop believing everything you read on fucking stoner factoid websites, god damn. Cassowaries aren't that dangerous, they're just territorial.
Daniel Young
Jesus fuck
You know who's that birb, r-right?
Jaxon Ortiz
Reminds me of the grinches face
Nathan Perez
you can sit there and say that shit all you want Australia. Can't fool me.
Nolan Barnes
Heheh funny animals
Levi Cook
>1 copy of Asura's Wrath, now
Ayden Harris
fucking sauce
is this just an ecchi manga?
sadpanda gives me nothing with the title when i reverse image, so i guess i gotta rely on the weird manga websites since its just ero?
Jonathan Johnson
>one copy of Smash bros ultimate with 6 gamecube controllers for me and my friends
Jaxon Hughes
haha
Nathaniel Bailey
How do they even get that fat? If it was an indoor cat I'd find it more believable
Oliver Robinson
>one copy of Nekopara please
Xavier Thompson
>not enemy_step.webm
Foolishness
Xavier Gomez
we do not deserve birds
Ethan Stewart
absolute fuckin' unit
no jokes that thing looks like it can destroy a car
Daniel Taylor
That thing would inspire an ancient Indian to write another Veda
Ryder Morales
oh lawd he coming
Oliver Sanders
Probably the opposite actually. A friend of mine had a cat that would fuck off to the woods for months at a time, then return in full on unit mode with dried blood all over him.
Jeremiah Price
Something about absurdly ripped animals is fascinating
Brandon Barnes
The teeth man, the teeth
Michael Bennett
>o-onii-chan could you buy me a game~
Jaxon Richardson
The Raging Bull
Nathan Morales
YOU KNOW I GOT YOU COVERED ASSHOLE
Michael Ross
OwO
Justin Brooks
>mfw used to be built like Dante in 3
>have fucked up joints now and cant work out
makes me sad
Jayden Jones
I have a headcanon that octopi are the distant descendants of ancient crash-landed ayys. There is no good reason why they should be as intelligent as they are.
Brody Gonzalez
>one copy of Super Mario 64 thank you
Blake Nguyen
holy shit
that's fucking satanic
Jack Sanders
based /an/ posters
Cooper Morgan
Yeah they're actually pretty enigmatic when it comes to their biological makeup
Brayden Scott
that is probably really accurate
Dominic Green
> ebonics
LMAO'ing at your life.
Adam Price
Top kek
Elijah Garcia
I was about to post something like this but didn't because it really sounds like something a boomer would say. But God damn it does seem unnaturally intimidating and you can see why people built golden bulls in the past.
Luke Stewart
>Cassowaries have three-toed feet with sharp claws. The second toe, the inner one in the medial position, sports a dagger-like claw that can be 125 mm (5 in) long.This claw is particularly fearsome since cassowaries sometimes kick humans and animals with their enormously powerful legs. Cassowaries can run at up to 50 km/h (30 mph) through the dense forest and can jump up to 1.5 m (5 ft). They are good swimmers, crossing wide rivers and swimming in the sea.
Parker Martin
these things are alright in their natural habitat
but outside of it, they can fuck off with their creepy tentacles
Jace Davis
I too saw the filename, faggot.
Logan Gray
Some people take insecure to a whole new level.
Lincoln Fisher
one copy of wii bownling please
Ayden Murphy
She's my mother Austin!
Michael Bennett
Dominic Price
AHHH I WANT TO PET HIM.
Juan Fisher
>one copy of Resident Evil 2 please
Jace Reed
>one copy of Halo: The Master Chief Collection™
or PC please, and yes, I will take the exclusive Mountain Dew™ and Doritos™ Gamer™ double xp offer for an additional $79.99™.
Noah Collins
>Chicken Boo
Connor Flores
Slut
Brandon Perez
>One Winged Angel begins to play
Easton Flores
Ian Hughes
this nigga wylin off lipton's...
Luis Perry
that face is wasted on their fat ass
Liam Reed
He has his face caked in makeup and at a weird angle, why are you faggots talking as if it's the face of a supermodel?
Leo Reed
haha cat want videogame
Nolan Martin
Is this the dog equivalent of a nerd that gets fucking jacked?
Leo Brooks
Guy just making sure no sluts are getting in his pants
Andrew Bennett
>why are you faggots talking as if it's the face of a supermodel?
Probably because it's caked in makeup and at a weird angle
Gavin Hughes
Dylan Barnes
He's protesting the beltless low hanging pants culture of the ghettos.
Austin Campbell
one copy of metro exodus please
Noah Sanders
Is that a Slugcat?
Zachary Cooper
ill take one preorder of hollow knight 2
Alexander Butler
DIOS MIO
Camden Parker
All of my nope.
>tfw I've hand fed emus and they close in on you the same way
Terrifying fucking bastard shit birds too big to like, and they're not even as aggressive as cassowaries seething Australian here
Yeah good luck with that
Daniel Fisher
Iaaaa~~~!! Oniichan, you pervert!
Elijah Lee
Look at the size of that lad what an absolute U N I T
Bentley Perez
Ferrets are a domesticated form of polecat so you're actually kind of close
Blake Hill
>One copy of Persona 5, please
Aiden Carter
Nicholas Baker
God I wish a fucking karate God would just snap that pussys neck.
Chase Lewis
>IM A CHUCKSTER
Ayden Powell
>Hello, I would like to preorder Terraria: Otherworld
Jason Morgan
Chase Sullivan
>One copy of Fortnite please
Ryan Gutierrez
Nathaniel Hughes
Why, yes I want one copy of Bannerl..
what? ugh....
i-it's c-cancelled?
Jace Wright
Aiden Thomas
What a fucking psycho
Chase Sanchez
I definitely would
Juan Brown
BASED
Jason Young
When humans scream and flail around it freaks animals out and they want you to fucking stop. Sometimes they just run away, but sometimes they try to make you stop. If you ever look at footage of pit bull attacks, a lot of the time it gets triggered by someone suddenly screaming and running around.
Julian Young
i wish you wouldn't
Hunter Wood
>One copy of...
Joseph Nelson
* rips your throat out *
nothing personell kid
John Allen
So they're basically T-1000's in bird form.
Jacob Carter
it's a male giraffe
almost 95% of sexual intercourse in giraffes is between males
Chase Brooks
I WANT TO TOUCH THOSE EARS
Jordan Nelson
fuck, I was going to say absolute unit
Hunter King
It's fucking crazy how fast hares are.
Charles Morris
pretty sure in a dark room with half a bottle of tequila in me, I'd fall into the trap
Jaxon Davis
>one copy of Echidna Wars DX please
Robert Wilson
I JUST BARFED UP A HAIRBALL BET'CHA FEEL DUMB NOW HUH
Kayden Adams
That thing could fuck you up quick. They can get up to 90 lbs, that's enough to be a handful when you factor in how they're built and their claws.
John Parker
That's an ocean critter user, those probably aren't ears but stingers which contain horrifying paralyzing venom.
Joshua James
Imagine being that bird
John Russell
>one copy of ghostbusters for xbox 360 please
Blake Richardson
This guy is really annoying, he does the most obnoxious breast grope in the world and his wife is an uggo.
Cameron Bell
No fuck you, those are ears
Cooper Cook
They have to coordinate eight limbs. Plus they're basically nothing but a brain.
Adrian Martinez
Kevin Lopez
>One copy of Hyperdimension Neptunia please
Lincoln Martin
Easton Ortiz
one copy of Nier: Automata please!
what do you mean first game? this is it right? i see pictures of the main character all the time!
Noah Nguyen
What is this weird filter? The fucker on the left looks like he came straight out of borderlands.
Dominic White
Brody Reed
>"I told you, I don't want this copy of [triple A game]"
Jeremiah Bell
>Yes I'd like the latest PS4 AAA release, please.
Christopher Long
>One copy of Hatsune Miku: Project Mirai DX, please
Hudson Bell
wat
Angel Reyes
ha ha the kadse is at the kino
Daniel Hernandez
GOD FUCK DAMMIT
Connor Howard
Fucking rekt
Brody Torres
Who is this?
Adam Cruz
stop trying to be tough retard
Gavin Morales
Unironically the best game in the series
Brandon Ward
MOM THERE'S A FUCKING STRAY CAT
Jonathan Jenkins
>It's UP
Josiah Roberts
>One copy of donkey kong
Brandon Ross
>two copies of RE2 please
Julian Evans
>one copy offvv-WOAH
Daniel Mitchell
Blake Cox
>1 copy of yakuza 6 please
Ethan Ross
Why are cats so kino?
Cooper Collins
>one copy of FUCK YOU KADOKAWA please
Nicholas White
Thomas Fisher
Pretty sure that's a gene defect.
Wish I had this kind of gene defect.
Andrew Flores
William Walker
Christian Perry
kek
Jackson Martinez
perfect
Aiden Murphy
It's a man trapped in the body of a cat.
Benjamin Taylor
MOMMY!
Ryan Nelson
Kek, good job.
Mason Murphy
Found her. You're welcome.
instagram.com
Lincoln Brown
finally
Jose Foster
you're alright
Nolan Myers
>one copy of second life please
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>please
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>please....
Elijah Morgan
Kevin Spacey?
Jayden Bell
>one copy of my species please
David Mitchell
based
Hudson Long
coming soon to a theater near you
Jose Reyes
>one copy of mass effect 2 please
Bentley Nguyen
MOTHERFUCKER!
Wyatt Hill
One copy of No More Heroes 1 please
Tyler Jones
Sad thing is I think I know what that theater is.
Adrian Barnes
Post the dick
Adrian Young
what's the story behind this?
David Cruz
Stung by swarm of bees
Jace Phillips
Seyfo